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Everyday bro - Axis Powers edition 2017-07-27 03:19:45 Post No. 135146398
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Everyday bro - Axis Powers edition Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:19:45 Post No. 135146398 [Report]

[Intro: Germany]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen untermensch
Axis Powers
Berlin, Germany boy
But I'm from Austria though, Aryan boy

[Verse 1:Germany]
It's everyday bro, with the Axis Power flow
5 countries invaded in 6 months, never done before
Passed all the competition man, the Soviet Union is next
Man I'm poppin' all these reichmarks, got a brand new mercedes-benz
And It match the panzer too and I'm coming with the crew
This is the axis powers, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit in the league of nations too but you still hit my ambassador last night
It was 4:52 and I got the telegrams to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new weapons and it's selling like a god, church
Austria's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's sausage
We shooting with a luger, the swastika just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, German Reich is number one

[Chorus: Germany ]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:20:15 Post No.135146446
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:20:15 Post No.135146446 [Report]

Verse 2: Italy ]
You know it's Benito and my navy stay poppin'
Yes, I can invaded and no, I am not from Berlin
Italy is my city
And if it weren't for the axis powers, then Europe would be shitty
I'll pass it to Japan'cause you know he stay litty

[Verse 3: Japanese Empire ]
Two months ago you didn't know my name
And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm kamikazeing up
I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off
Like American who? British who? Who are you?
All these countries I just ran through, hit a milli in a month
Where were you? Hatin' on me back in Eastern China
Think you need to get your shit straight
Germany brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' on
Number 1 and number 4, that's why these volunteers all out the door
It's lonely at the top so we all going
We left Tokyo, now the trio is all rollin'
It's the Axis powers, bitch
We back again, always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you in the past

[Chorus: Germany ]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:21:02 Post No.135146522
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:21:02 Post No.135146522 [Report]

[Verse 4: Romania ]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we switch the language?
We 'bout to hit it
The only thing I want is moldova back
Working on the invasion all day long
Allying with Germany, the dream of anyone
Sending weapons to my entire army
We have a person above us
His name is Adolf Hitler and he is on top
From here we can here you
Can I get some panzers?
Antonescu Twins representing Romania

[Chorus: Germany ]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

[Verse 5: Finland ]
Yo, it's Finland
The Soviet Union shook
These slavs up on me
I got 'em with the skis
Lemme mow you down ya'
And I ain't talking book
Moscow is your home?
So, stop invading my land
I'm killing like a v-2
They buying like an allied loan
Yeah, I defend good
Is that your Allied aid?

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:22:13 Post No.135146647
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>>135146398
>>135146446
A for effort but you need to record it before we can properly judge.

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:22:24 Post No.135146666
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:22:24 Post No.135146666 [Report]

Autism
>2 romania flags
>no slovakia
>no vichy france
>no italian flag
>no manchukou
and then
>finland
>axis
Finland fought with them against the sowjets only, they weren't in the axis
Please fuck off and go back to where you came from r*dditfag

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:25:57 Post No.135147075
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:25:57 Post No.135147075 [Report]

>>135146666
yea finland wasn't offically in the axis, (most historians agree they where de-facto axis), yet you tell me to put puppet states like Slovakia and manchukou. Also Vichy France never joined the Axis, you dumb fucking leaf.

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:32:45 Post No.135147786
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>>135147075
vichy france was a puppet state of Germany

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:35:18 Post No.135148114
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:35:18 Post No.135148114 [Report]

>>135147075
you need italy in there and remove finland

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:48:07 Post No.135149470
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:48:07 Post No.135149470 [Report]

>>135146522
You didn't even switch the language

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:56:04 Post No.135150290
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>>135146398
Why is Finland the female you fucking cunt?

Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:58:03 Post No.135150496
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Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:58:03 Post No.135150496 [Report]

>>135146398
AXIS my ass, we've been fucked by the Germans who gave a way 1/5 of our country to the Russians and diDn't even pay their bills, still owe us 18billion.
FUCK YO SCUM SHIT AXIS!