Just woke up. Has anything happened yet?

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>>135136709

>>135136709
I scratched my ass this morning...

>>135136709
nope I haven't been able to cum in three days, fucking gf keeps coming home from work too early right after I get home from work, and she's on that "BLAH BLAH NO SEX TIL MARRIAGE ANON" bullshit

IM FUCKING PISSED AND I JUST WANT TO RUB ONE OUT

>>135136709
nope it was all a larp

>>135136974
>not thinking thats a good thing
dont be degenerate.

>>135137101
I NEED TO BUST A NUT IT HURTS.

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>>135137220
Just fap next to her in bed anon. Surprisingly, a lot of girls love that shit.

>>135136709
You might find this interesting.
>>135130715

>>135137345
Yes I've been trying for three days now while she's asleep but she keeps tossing and turning and waking up. My balls really hurt

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>>135137345
Use her underwear in the act. I've had seven of the ten women I've slept with go nuts for that. But she's perfectly in the right making you wait. If she's morally upright in other areas of life as well, you've got yourself a keeper.

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Everyone needs to fuck today, a happening is immenent

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>>135136709
That thread last night was the best thing to happen all year.
>fucking crazy. Pretty much expecting the world to explode today

>>135137604
yes she's a real keeper. college educated, financially responsible, has a good job, keeps our home clean and organized, etc. but my balls still hurt

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>>135137709
Good. Get your shit together and make yourself worth marrying, and then make some fucking kids and raise them to be as good as you possibly can.

>>135137622
Yay I'll smash too after 3 days of waiting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQUTPAS8b0 happening

>>135137832
I just want to cum I don't care if it's in a sock

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>>135136709
Can confirm North Koreans outside my house right this second.

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>>135136709
Trump tweeted about the DWS IT arrest

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>>135137940
I get that bud. I'm talking long term. Go bust one out and then GET SHIT DONE. There aren't women worth a fuck just falling from the sky.

>>135136859
did you sniff to see if you needed a morning desweat wipe?

tanks and jets outside my house wtf

>>135138046
How could you see past the swarm of migrants?

>>135136974
>letting a woman control your cock
You may as well just become a sissitrap and chop your balls off since you aren't using them anyway.

>>135138144
>desweat wipe
I just use my hand.

>>135138282
I couldn't.

>>135138406
>Hello my name is mark from tech support, how may i assist you today

>>135136709
HEY ANON HOW'D YA LIKE TO MAKE MY AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>135138114
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>135138114
thank you I'm going to try and go home on my lunch break and fap

>>135138602
>>135138726
what the fuck are you doing

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>>135137709
(((college educated))) matters when it comes to pussy? Baby factory don't do their job any better when they go to college. In fact they tend to do it worse. Marry her and put a baby in.

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Time for breakfast

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My raspberry pi

>>135136709
Beaners died in a truck in Texas.
Nuke threats.
Trannies getting mad.
A father killed his own son because he found out he got a diaper fetish (the father)

Nothing completely interesting so far.

>>135136974
You got yourself one of the few respectable women left on Earth. Stop bashing her, horny men like you is why most women are whores nowadays.

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Despite not being really about the intended topic this has been a pretty comfy thread desu famalamos

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>>135136709
season 2 never :(

>>135144599
Honestly got pretty depressed about that was a good show. You know if manga for it was decent or not?