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dude im burning in eternal hellfire lmao
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>>135129988

Jokes on you. He always maintained he would rather that than the alternative.
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that's offensive you christcuck. At least not as autistic as the larping woodsmen of late.
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He was somewhat based and not as devout atheist as his sycophantic followers think
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>>135130195
The alternative being what? An eternity in heaven?
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>>135130410
Atheist are very stupid when they claim to prefer 'hell' to 'heaven'. I don't know why they express this extremely contrarian belief over and over again.
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>>135129988
Why? He is Sufi not an atheist.
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>>135130410

An eternity of praise submission and grovelling to an ambivilent deity yes.
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>>135130410
Yes. He likened Heaven to the North Korean dictatorship, with God being Dear Leader.
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>>135130654
>>135130658

Still better than hell.
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>>135130286
This desu. He was very traditionalist and thought that woman shouldn't work
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>>135130513
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>>135130658
>>135130654
wow, Hitchens and christian fundamentalists are literally on the same level when debating religion, not one of them has a smart interpretation but rather equally ignorant, they just stand on different sides.
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>>135130788

It depends what you fear more in life as with the afterlife. Pain or boredom. Some fear boredom more.
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I miss Christopher hitchens. I don't miss American christcucks and larpers. I want them to go.

Sage.
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>>135129988
it's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven
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lol
Didn't even know he is dead
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>>135130286
>>135130847
I know he had some commendable beliefs, but what he'll be remembered for his that typical obnoxious british atheism. at least his brother will see the promised land
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>>135129988
Proofs?
>>135131017
For some reason didnt seem like a very happy chap.
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Where in the bible does it talk about the existence of a hell that you suffer in eternity for when you die?
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>>135131017
Truth is often at odds with happiness.

>>135131081
I'm sure God can make it so you won't be bored. Paradise is a state of mind as much as a place.
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>>135131332
wasn't that shit made up by catholics?
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>>135131332
http://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/hell-bible-verses/
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>>135129988
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>>135131017
I hate how atheists always say 'think for yourself' then go about life acting like insufferable meme commies.
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How is this obnoxious, narcissistic, fedora tipping neocon is still revered as some kind of intellectual deity in the west, and especially the US? Hitchens was a joke and a fraud. His debating skills were atrocious and he always relied on empty dramatic rhetoric rather logic and consistency. On top of all, he advocated for war in Iraq and bombing of Libya. Can any of his aggressive cocksuckers articulate admiration for this drunken cancerous schmuck without resorting to word "religion"?
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>>135131081
Because hell is such a cool and exciting place with parties all the time and free drinks?
In heaven you can literally do what ever the fuck you want
Wanna bang adriana Lima? Go ahead
Wanna be able to fly? Dude just wish for it and it comes true
Wanna have a Lamborghini? Here have a million of them

If heaven gets boring its your fault
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>>135130513
>Atheist are very stupid when they claim to prefer 'hell' to 'heaven'.
You've never experienced sarcasm before? You honestly can't tell when you're being mocked?

Wow, you really are one special little snowflake.
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>>135131480
They are talking about the physical place Gehenna here though. And that link even has the parts where it says that bad people will be destroyed, meaning they will be unable to suffer for eternity.
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>>135131610
he's a reddit hero with his le atheist bullshit but he was a great rabble rouser/shit talker. like this

https://youtu.be/I7izJggqCoA
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>>135131850
It's not mockery or tongue in cheek. They are literally so far up their own ass they have claimed this without a hint of irony on multiple occasions and with a very serious tone. Of course it's to 'prove' some point or make an objection but it's not simple irreverent sarcasm.
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>>135131725
When convincing virtual reality can offer these things how will god bois even compete?
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>>135130410
You'd get pretty bored of heaven after a while
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>>135131725
There is no afterlife and everyone laughs at your inbred retards who blow themselves up for one.
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>>135129988
>dude im burning in eternal hellfire lmao
Does anyone actually believe this?
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>>135131610
>{{{ Hitchens }}}
Even now he still activates your almonds, doesn't he?
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>>135129988
What if he doesn't believe he is in hell, even while he is in hell? Can you prove that you are NOT in hell right now?

Checkmate fgt.
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>>135129988
Such is the punishment for a skimmed milk drinker.
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>>135132031
I'll take you seriously. The point is that the average person's idea of heaven is so boring that hell as described would be less torturous in the long run.

It's more a criticism of the limited imagination of the average christcuck
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>>135132082
You'd probably get pretty "bored" of eternal torment too
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>>135132031
>Of course it's to 'prove' some point or make an objection
One might even call it rhetorical, but one would be wrong to assume that atheists "believe" in the hell/heaven fantasy
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>>135131899
The link is filled with biblical passages, did you just skim through it? It's a pretty well established idea

Have you read the Bible before?
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Honestly, I miss Christopher Hitchens. He's one of the very very few famous people I know that I can genuinely say I wish were still alive. Like, with most celebs or whatever I couldn't give less of a shit if they die and can't relate to normies who get extremely emotional about their deaths (recent example would be that Linkin Park fag, I actually did enjoy Linkin Park as a teen but I couldn't care less about this guy hanging himself)

I would have enjoyed reading what Christopher Hitchens would have had to say about all the stuff going on in the past 6 years. I know I wouldn't have agreed with him most of the time but I still would have enjoyed reading his articles, like the Trump vs Clinton election

I mean on some level I should be glad he isn't around anymore since the left lost a charismatic, persuasive and eloquent voice with him, but I still miss him.
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>>135132401
>The point is that the average person's idea of heaven is so boring

Average person must be a simpleton.

> Then the angel showed me the river of the water of life, bright as crystal, flowing from the throne of God and of the Lamb through the middle of the street of the city; also, on either side of the river, the tree of life with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. No longer will there be anything accursed, but the throne of God and of the Lamb will be in it, and his servants will worship him. They will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads. And night will be no more. They will need no light of lamp or sun, for the Lord God will be their light, and they will reign forever and ever.

>But we impart a secret and hidden wisdom of God, which God decreed before the ages for our glory. None of the rulers of this age understood this, for if they had, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory. But, as it is written,”What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man imagined, what God has prepared for those who love him”

>He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”

I don't get the impression that heaven is 'boring'. I interpret it as more of a spiritual transformation. By definition you won't be bored, or feel any other type of pain.

Again, the atheists are being unnecessarily pedantic in this. I understand their 'point'. It's stupid.
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>>135132955
>the left
Everything we think we know about "the left" is a bad meme.
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>>135131566
>Hitchens Communist
Pro-capalist
Pro-war
Anti-islam

You are a fucking dumbass. Watch his shit. He was for the Vietnam war and the war in Iraq
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>>135133212
Hitchens has always been a commie you retard.
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>>135132588
>rhetorical

It's a bad rhetorical point. Though i do 'get' what they're saying, my view is that pain and boredom are an impossibility in heaven. Hitchens comparing it to North Korea is retarded.
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DUDE I taked obviously bad decisions that fucked up my life, that make me suffer a "hell" in "life", probably, self-imposed due my non belief mind and personal fight LMAO
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>>135129988

Yes

Please be true

ive actually spoken words to this piece of shit

Fuck him
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>>135131242
>Do you feel in charge¿
-satan
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>>135133125
>I don't get the impression that heaven is 'boring'. I interpret it as more of a spiritual transformation.
The point is that theists are oddly vague and oddly specific about this magical place. Making them elaborate leads to highly individualized explanations and often makes them squirm for some strange reason.
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>>135132707
yeah but you are ignoring the context of the passages
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>>135133418
>Hitchens has always been a commie you retard.
No one on /pol/ knows what communism is. Hitchens studied and like leftist philosophy.
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Christians may as well be muslims to me
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>>135133805
Help me understand what you mean. What is the context?
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>>135133755
>The point is that theists are oddly vague and oddly specific about this magical place

I agree about 'specifics'. I once saw a program where they claimed the houses in heaven were made of gold. But really, when i read something 'vague' like this:

>neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore

It's only vague in details but the foundation is quite clear. It's tells me all i need to know, all that's important. People see what they want to see in it. Above all, it is supremely good.
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>>135134554
>It's tells me all i need to know, all that's important.
Of course. Like any good work of fiction would.

> People see what they want to see in it.
This is why no two people share the exact same idea about contrived afterlifes.

>Above all, it is supremely good.
You can synthesize any quality or attribute you like to it, because it is a abstract concept, not a concrete thing. This is also how you can tell it isn't real except in our minds.
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>all the low effort contrarian "christfags" in this thread
i'm so tired of this frankly because you're all just so lazy with your arguments
>DUDE GOD IS REAL LMAO UR GOING TO BURN
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>>135131997
loved every second of that

I've never really heard him before
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>>135129988
You guys should chase down his debate on the state having the power to execute, he had on his team it was either Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton on his side, I recall a very interesting line Jackson said was "Nothing pains me more than to be walking down the street, hearing footsteps behind me and be relieved when I turn around that it is a white person," the context being that he as a black person must be fearful of other blacks. This would be a very, very useful line in today's racial climate.
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>>135135090
I'm an "agnostic" and the bible is obviously filled with many fictional events ( though it has some of the best and most beautiful prose in all of English literature ). The point is that when atheist complains about heaven, a place describe as having no pain and infinite joy, and they do this either rhetorical, seriously, or sarcastically, they being are retarded.
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Feels toasty. Can't wait to join you /b/rother!

FUCK CHRIST AND SHIT ON YHWH!
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>>135130658
Sounds fucking awesome
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>>135132082

Bored is a human concept it does not exist in heaven just like depression does not exist
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>>135130195
And he was full of shit when he said it

>>135132031
>It's not mockery or tongue in cheek. They are literally so far up their own ass they have claimed this without a hint of irony on multiple occasions and with a very serious tone.
This exactly
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>>135129988
You just know he got down on his knees and begged for forgiveness at the heavenly gates.

The one thing that gives me hope in life is that I know god forgives him and welcomed him to the kingdom of god. His love is unfathomable. Gives me hope that a hateful little shit like me can be redeemed by his love.
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>>135130513
Because we are so sure your "god" doesn't exist, as sure as we are gravity exists, and we demonstrate it by defiling your "god" in your presence while not being struck down for it.
Sure, the believer can walk away saying "He'll get his eventually," but that's just it: it never happens, and the believer never sees it.
The best way we can destroy the Christ-virus (and all other Kike-derived viruses) is to bust it to pieces on the rocks of cognitive dissonance [virus teachings vs reality].
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>>135136003
>>135129988
Im on my way there to apparently. See you guys there
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>>135133125
This thread is filled with posts from people claiming that heaven is like a computer game and that god controls your emotions so you can only be happy despite everything. Good try posting that voodoo rambling though.
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>>135132707

>8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”
Matthew 25:46
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
Psalm 9:17
17 The wicked go down to the realm of the dead, all the nations that forget God.


The punishment is eternal death there is nothing about being tortured for a eternity in hell , even revelations teaches us that hell will be put away


>Revelation 20:13-14
13 The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done. 14 Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death.

wrong translation

> 13And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 14And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death
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>>135131725
You sound like a five year old who believes in unicorns. You're a grown man and a Deutsch Masterrace at that, get ahold of yourself sir!
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>>135136317
I'm not a 'believer'.

>>135136805

>>135135824
>I'm an "agnostic" and the bible is obviously filled with many fictional events ( though it has some of the best and most beautiful prose in all of English literature ). The point is that when atheist complains about heaven, a place describe as having no pain and infinite joy, and they do this either rhetorical, seriously, or sarcastically, they being are retarded.

So tell me, would you rather live in heaven or hell? Why are you atheists always so smarmy and agitated?
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>>135131725
>Sounds like the matrix
Do you want to get out of the matrix anon???
Choose
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>>135129988
proofs god is real?
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>>135136741
It's not too late brah
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>>135136216
>the majority of americans actually believe this
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>>135137348
proofs he isn't?
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Hell doesnt exist my man
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>>135137552
What the fuck
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>>135137552
Doesn't work like that.
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>>135133212
>>135133929
In 2006, in a town hall meeting in Pennsylvania debating the Jewish Tradition with Martin Amis, Hitchens commented on his political philosophy by stating, "I am no longer a socialist, but I still am a Marxist".[16] In a June 2010 interview with The New York Times, he stated that "I still think like a Marxist in many ways. I think the materialist conception of history is valid. I consider myself a very conservative Marxist".

Hitchens was an admirer of Che Guevara, yet in an essay written in 1997, he distanced himself from Che, and referred to the mythos surrounding him as a "cult".[19] In 2004 he re-emphasized his positive view of Che, commenting that "[Che's] death meant a lot to me and countless like me at the time. He was a role model, albeit an impossible one for us bourgeois romantics insofar as he went and did what revolutionaries were meant to do—fought and died for his beliefs."

He continued to regard Leon Trotsky and Vladmir Lenin as great men,[21][22] and the October Revolution as a necessary event in the modernisation of Russia.[11][13] In 2005, Hitchens praised Lenin's creation of "secular Russia" and his discrediting of the Russian Orthodox Church, describing the church's power as "absolute warren of backwardness and evil and superstition".[13]

According to Andrew Sullivan, his last words were "Capitalism, downfall."[23]

In a 2005 Vanity Fair article, he endorsed Tony Blair in the 2005 general election
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>>135137266
I dont get it if you will always be happy in heaven and you can feel no pain and all that stuff. In the end do you have agency over your emotion???
>>135131725
This
What if 20 men wants to bang adriana, does god make 20 adriana for them. What if adriana didnt go to heaven, what is she was in heaven but she doesn't want to get bang. And also insnt fornication a sin and you can't sin in heaven. Also what if you were married??? Or what if you wife goes to hell and you go to heaven
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>>135137552
Prove to me that I don't own an invisible unicorn
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>>135129988
Yes goy. G-d isn't real. Buy my book on G-d not being real. 5 shekels a copy. Pay up goy!
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>>135138256
I can't. Do you?

Faith is something that can't be explained to someone on the other side of the world on 4chan so I won't go out of my way
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>>135138207
>In the end do you have agency over your emotion???

Do you ever, really?
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>>135138662
>Im agnostic
I do not deny the existence of a god, But I think its very sound to deny the existence of the abrahamic god portrayed in the bible, quran and torah
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>>135131725
That's an old interpretation of Heaven.
Now heaven is called direct connection to God and Hell is disconnection from God.
No fire or waterfalls.
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Peter Hitchens is best Hitchens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmenSv_EQ30
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>>135139114
Fair enough. I was an agnostic theist for a while but the Bible sucked me in and then everything started to make sense. It's pretty much just an elaborate analogy, all religions are. But I think it's meaningful. I guess we prescribe meaning to things but it changed my life for the better.
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>>135131251
He was still debating religious types whilst cancer had whittled him down to a bag of skin with bones inside.
>>135131272
>For some reason didnt seem like a very happy chap.
You make a good point there Ivan
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Wouldn't you get used to hellfire after a while? It'd be eternity after all.
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>>135139660
I respect that. I hear so much positive stories that religion can have on people and so much negative things when taken to extremes. But i just can't get my head around the the idea of the abrahimic god. I guess it depends on your perspective, in my perspective all i see is contradiction.
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>>135129988
Burning for all eternity is not a laughing matter.
You never know, maybe he repented in his last moments...
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>>135140315
Yes, it is, people who legitimately believe that are laughable and so desperate avoiding the end of consciousness.
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>>135129988
DUDE FAIRY TALES LMAO
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>>135140215
Faith is a constant struggle, it will follow you until the end. Call me an optimist, but I've seen too much beauty in the world, sunsets, childbirth, a bunch of sentimental shit that makes me refuse that death is the end all. I'm holding out on the hope that existence isn't that cruel, there's something bigger.
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>>135140412
>and so desperate avoiding the end of consciousness
That describes foolish atheists/agnostics.
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>>135140651
DUDE MUH SPACE N SHIT LMAO
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>>135139660
>Fair enough. I was an agnostic theist for a while but the Bible sucked me in and then everything started to make sense.
You should see a head doc. That might be schizophrenia. Doubtless that it's a form of magical thinking...
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>>135129988
GET THE FUCK OUT KIKE,

SLIDE THREAD

EMOTIONAL SLIDE

AWAN ARRESTED...... AWAN USING BILL / HILLARY CLINTON LAWYERS

DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ FAMILY MEMBER STEVEN WASSERMAN IS THE OVERSEEING ATTORNEY

DWS ALSO CALLED THE POLICE AND TOLD THEM TO GIVE BACK THEIR LAPTOPS OR THEIR WOULD BE " CONSEQUENCES "

COMEY-MCCABE EXPOSED, COMEY WIFE RECEIVED $700K FROM HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT PROSECUTING EMAIL SERVERS / TREASON

NO ONE IS COVERING THIS IN THE MEDIA

YOU KNOW WHERE THE OPTIONS BOX IS , NOW SPELL IT OUT
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>>135135507
I hadn't until pol. Then one night Sat up and watched hours of videos. He's a great listen
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>>135136003
Imagine being so utterly irrelevant as a person you make a silly name and a gay as Elton John tripcode to post silly comments in an anonymous Belgian hand amputation message board?
LMAOing at the fucked up life you lead
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>>135132401
If you try to look at the afterlife in a broader picture you might want to rethink that. If heaven is an eternal place of order love and true happiness without suffering the opposite does not so appealing. Imagine being trapped in a state of perpetual pain, insanity and decay forever. Because heaven and hell if real would be a way out of the duality of life and death, order and chaos. Trying to be a decent human being is not that hard.
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>>135129988
could never stand that flip-flopping pseudo-intellectual twat, hope he's burning in hell with his trotskyist friends
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