I'll start.
> United States of Texas
Huge state, literally tons of monotonous countryside to rid yourself of any desire for sightseeing landscapes.
Texas Instruments, where we manufacture everything from calculators and air-to-air missile guidance chips.
Muh Tex-Mex "cuisine". Try it, love it, hate it, you'll always remember it.
That never-ending humidity.
TRUE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY.