unforgivable red flags

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>>135120925

Only dogs I don't like, are dogs that were bred specifically to kill other dogs.

I don't trust women who own dogs. Thanks internet.

Women who dont like dogs are to never be trusted, and men who dont like em are weak.

>>135120925
I love dogs but I don't want one because I don't want to have to deal with their inevitable death

>>135120925

>loves cats above any other animal

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>>135120925
cats > doggos

>>135121410
+1 unironically cats are lame parasites that do nothing

>>135121481
You're a cuck.

>>135120925
>Has non natural hair colors
>Was raped but didn't tell police
>Doesn't know father
>Multiple tattoos especially ones not easily covered
>"Suicide attempts"

>>135121615
Yeah, mental health problems are a huge no-no, aren't they?

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>>135121404
you are fine. My advice is to remember that death is a part of life and not bad per se.

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>>135121404
the time spent with beautiful doggos outweighs the sadness firendo
for life to be interesting you need ups and downs
even constant good feels become repetitive

>>135121737
They will only lead to problems.

>>135120925
I hate a lot of other peoples dogs. They jump on me. They stink. They don't keep them on a leash. They let them shit in my yard

i have only one that stems to all the other problems you fags point out
holding certain views without coming to the conclusion logically
most problems stem from this one thingu

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>>135121854
You seem to have a neighbours problem.

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>>135121243
I don´t trust women.

Dyed hair, new age om sign tapestries

>>135121525
>deus vult LARPer pulling out a buzzword
Like clockwork.

>>135121101
fpbp

>>135121243
this is true though. Especially white girls.

>by dog alongside your kids
>let them grow up together
>bond with the dog, best friends
>dog dies when the kid is 15 and going through ups and downs in his life, unsure where he's goes
>kid goes on a downward spiral, does drugs, sucks a dick or 2, becomes trans

well played jews

>>135122137
your opinion means nothing
go back to your shithole

>>135120925
>unforgivable red flags
black "men" on her facebook.

>>135121404
The good times are what count. I still remember my German sheperd than grew up with me and i smile everytime. My fucking neighbour gave him a steak with rat poison or something before moving out of town. I swear i will find the fucker one day.

>>135120925
Thinks she can sing. Not like everyone else who sings when a good song comes on, but I mean a girl who things she's the next Adele and thinks that her screaming is good singing
Pretty much and girl who took art or performing arts subjects seriously is a massive fucking red flag, they're all attention whores who put about mental health shit on their social media pretending to be suicidal when they just want attention

>>135122054
She was beautiful before too. Imbecil

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>not owning rabbits.

fucking faggots.

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>>135122182
>be a good parent
>comfort your child through the sadness
>child becomes emotionally more mature
who could ever be behind an atrocious post like this

>>135122255
You have shit taste

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>>135120925
Can't we just have a doggo thread?

Best breeds? Border collie, ACD. Working dogs are the white mans friend.

Does not want a family until later in his life, does not like kids, finds pregnancy gross

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>>135122318
this
vanity dogs need to be breed out of existence
pic related best dog from balkan
used for shepherding and guarding

>>135121525
That's because you can't buy a cats loyalty. You can turn a dog into a good goy - never a cat.

>>135122182
Pets and their deaths are the best way to teach children to deal with loss.

>>135122391
Specially fucking chihuahuas. God i hate those rats.

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>>135121481
>>135122137
Go away, trash.

>>135122182
I felt like a man when I buried my dog. It was a major feel.

>>135122318
I had a white haired toy poodle. I'd probably get a poodle again, but maybe a regular size. They have hair instead of fur so they don't smell or shed. It's nice.

had an ex that:

- didn't like dogs
- didn't like ice cream
- didn't like chewing gum
- didn't like facials but would swallow every time

pretty sure she was a psychopath

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>>135122405
>1 species is bread to be a loyal companion
>1 species is bread to be a pest remover
>PEST REMOVERS ARE BEST COMPANIONS

>>135122318
border collies are fucking top dogs mate, right up there with German sheps and Kelpies imo

>>135120925
If you don't like dogs you're not white.

>>135120925
>unforgivable red flags
1) tattoos
2) too much makeup
3) any piercings aside from normie ear piercings (i.e. no gauges)
4) has had an abortion
5) bisexual
6) has ever cheated

>>135122473
>>135122391
Pugs are fucking worse

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>>135122508
You're seeing the thinly veiled purpose of my thread, Dutchanon...

>>135122535
>has had an abortion
nigger if she ain't a virgin you need to drop her let alone fucking abortions
what the fuck is up with your standards lad

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>>135122568

I did own them while I was in Ukraine, had dozens of them in my dachya.
Taste great, good fur, you can sell or trade them and they breed like niggers on UN aid program.
Also ducks are great.

>>135122543
pugs are disgusting

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A girl that never directly tells you anything but instead "hints" and gets made when you don't pick up on them/stop giving a fuck about them

On second thought that may be all women

>>135122318
St. Bernard, Doberman, Great Dane. Boxers are pretty good too.

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>>135122499
>cats were bred to be pest removers.

Do you believe in santa too?
Dogs were already pest removers, and they're literally better at it.
Cats weren't bred for anything, they only started hanging around us because of our trash.

>>135122608
>nigger if she ain't a virgin you need to drop her let alone fucking abortions
Virgins are boring in bed

>>135121791
Losing a dog is hard as fuck though.

>>135122631
I meant to reply to >>135122286

>>135122190
no u

>>135122543
Can confirm. I know one girl who likes pugs. Absolutely terrible relationship material.

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>>135120925
>likes dogs too much

>tolerant of other races
>cut marks
>unnatural hair color
>photography hobby(especially this)

>>135122673
do you still believe in the easter bunny too?
dogs were used for hunting and guarding
you think a 170lb wolf is gonna chase after rats you stupid faggot?
cats were domesticated because they removed mice and bugs and shit from grain you dumb faggot
cats=/=companions

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>>135122688
You don't deserve those hitler dubbs.

You make them exciting in bed you fucking weeb. The only reason you think non virgins aren't boring is because someone else got a virgin to do some perverted shit on him first.

>>135120925
You just made me smile for the first time in days.
>>135122754
Not so much.

my thread wasn't even about relationships, just people but this is okay

>>135121356
true on both counts

>>135121404
I'm not going to lie, it hurts like fuck

I'll never understand people who just pop out and get another dog when the dog they've just spent a decade with dies.

>>135122688
have fun being cheated on fag

>>135121791
still guts you, bro
guts you bad

beauty in your pic, btw

>>135121791
>>135122708
When my last dog got old she fell on her own neck somehow and it is an image I'd like to forget. I also heard her yelp for a solid minute before I could get to her.

>>135122151
This is like every girl on a dating site too.

>>135122806
More like mutual species.

Wouldnt say companion since theyll leave you for fairer humans.

>>135122688
>I don't know how to srimulate a woman: the post
Well you are a Leaf so that's understandable.

>>135120925

Smoker.

>>135123014
Have you ever gotten a good blowjob from a virgin? I haven't.

>>135120925
>dogs
The niggers of pets. Violent dumb ape like behavior. Cats are the patrician choice, sorry fags

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>>135122806
>you think a 170lb wolf is gonna chase after rats
They literally do.

>Huskies aren't still used today to help trappers catch small rodents.

It's been that way for ages bucko.

I never said cats were companions, just that claiming that they were bred to remove pests was retarded, because it is. They were not bred to do anything, they might as well have been domesticated raccoons.

>>135122772
Basically this, especially the photography hobby, or any art based hobby desu

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>>135122918
I own one like this, but with normal ears.

My first dog, 2 and a half years old. I will cry so bad. Hope still have 8 years at least.

>>135123012
have you ever even owned a doggo?
there are videos of soldiers coming back from 5 year deployments where the doggos go apeshit from their real owner returning

>>135122489
Bite me.

>>135122391
>and pissing me off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135123062
I had a girlfriend that gave good blowjobs and was a virgin, but she also was good at kissing.

>>135122806
There are dog breeds made specially for pest control, you triple nigger.

>>135123302
>I had a girlfriend that gave good blowjobs and was a virgin, but she also was good at kissing.
Lucky you, clearly I've been picking the wrong virgins

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>>135120925

>>135120925
> feminist who doesn't want equal rights and responsibilities
So like almost every girl ever.

>>135121356
I like dogs when they can be put to work. Any dog that cannot bite, track, protect, pull something or herd other animals effectively is a piece of shit. Mini dogs? Shit. Pit bulls? Niggers. Fucking untrainable and unreliable niggers unless you just raise fighters. Fuck 'em. I support breed specific legislation. If I currently have no use for a dog, I don't want one around. They smell, they are fucking beta as fuck, and are not worth the money it takes to feed them if they are not performing a function.

You fucking queers with your therapy pups need to STFU and let your testicles drop.

>>135123116
You aren't white so your opinion is obviously idiotic.

>>135122858
>virgins don't cheat
Lel

>>135120925
>insert rekt threads where dogs tear children apart because said dog was getting hit and kicked

dog owner btw, just enjoy watching peoples faggot children get torn to shreds by dogs

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>>135120925
>doesn't like dogs
>can't hold down a job
>bad hygiene in general
>bad/nonexistent relationship with family
>breaks/hits shit when angry
>addicted to porn/prostitutes
>being anything other than heterosexual

>>135122255

Looks better before. Patrician taste. Only a true alpha male of refined character can appreciate the females natural form. Most people here are homosexual virgins so they don't really have experience with women.

>>135123369
I'm blond with blue eyes so I'd bet I'm whiter than an amerimutt like yourself

>>135123373
>statistics are irrelevant lmao
>holohoax happened as well

>>135123432
>Greece
not white, and moving on.

>>135123360
That webm is super kawaii

>>135120925
>bothering with animals
What a waste of time.

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>>135123360
this was a nice gif
thank you anon

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>>135120925

>>135123469
Funny how a faggot who hides behind meme flags decides which countries are white or not

>>135123356
Tell her to use her tonge while she has your penis on her mouth. Virgins tend to only suck and not use their tonges at all.

>>135123270
why
they're top tier doggos
they;re faggots only when gypos own them

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>>135122938
Sure, and my daughter runs into door knobs. Peice of shit

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>>135123568

>>135121791

very nice looking dog, powerful!

>>135121481
I never liked cats until this one fucking bold son of a bitch strolled right on up, walked by me on my porch all hunched over, then pounced off the porch and took out a flying rat. He walked back by me with that goddamned pigeon in its mouth and made some kind of chirping sound with it in its mouth when I said, "nice catch, cat". Fucking bros from then on. I found a mouse in a trap one day in my basement, so I got him to a vet, set him up with a litter pan and let him in. By the end of the week, he hadn't eaten any mice that I could tell, but he had piled up 3 dead ones and a fat mole.

He came and went for a couple months, and I didn't try and keep him inside. I found out later he was owned by a broad 3 streets down. Thanks for the exterminator service, Brutus!

"I hate drama"

>>135122708
Not really, not having to take care of it ends up being a relief.

>>135120925
>>135122535

>1) tattoos
>2) too much makeup
>3) any piercings aside from normie ear piercings (i.e. no gauges)
>4) has ever cheated
>5a) talks about herself a lot (yes, this is mostly a function of age, but a woman who was raised right won't dominate conversation or talk overly much about herself)
>5b) self-defines: "I'm the kind of person..."
6) virtue signals
7) loves social media
8) doesn't like dogs
9) doesn't read
10) doesn't have ambitions
11) has sexted

>>135120925
>drinks alcohol
>does drugs
Not even joking. Stay the fuck away from women with these proclivities, I'm warning you. They WILL ruin your life.

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>>135123885
Amricas conquerors, and used for centuries to manage cows and haunt boars.

>>135123983
Confirmed for the type of douche who should never have a dog, or kids.

Enjoy your cat.

>>135123991

>11) has sexted

?????

I'd prefer a girl to have sexted rather than getting SKULL FUCKED. Getting skull fucked didnt even make your list!

>>135124110
Looks like the kind of dog I wouldn't mind driving over.

Horses.
Even the slightest hint towards these things, and I'm out.

>>135120925

true

>>135121243

lawlz

>>135122229
I found the guy that have my Bassett hound antifreeze, he admitted it, I went to jail about an hour later 1000% worth bonding out for a misdemeanor

>>135124223
why horses are cool

>>135122717

kek, now your post makes more sense

sounding chinese for a moment

>>135121791
glad cropping ears and docking tails is becoming illegal in many places now.
Just fucking horrible.
inb4 there's a good reason - there's fucking not, it's not the 13th century, ffs

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>>135124174
would you?

>>135124156
I had a dog, and the last few years before he died he was a burden to take care of.

>Enjoy your cat.
Fuck no, my dog taught me that having pets is a waste of time.

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>>135123983
>>135124174

Edgy gook manlet spotted lol. Enjoy perma-virginity ER.

(me on the left)

>>135124271
Horses are cool indeed, but I have never met a girl who likes horses who isn't batshit insane. I don't take risks anymore.

The idea that just because an animal easily learns tricks when given food makes them smart or that they've evolved to cohabitate with humans makes them loyal is rediculous. They belong outside with the other animals. Every pig I've owned is twice as smart as the smartest dog I've owned and pigs roll in their own shit. What kind of cuck loves a beast?

>>135124363
they probably want the BHC

>>135124322
Doesn't seem too friendly, so yes.

>>135124341
Spaniard, actually.

>>135122182
most people get a dog when their kids are old enough to have enough responsibility to (sort of) take care of the dog - walk him, feed him, etc.

>>135124400
nobody said anything about not liking pigs anon.

>>135124363
Have you ever met any woman that isn't bat-shit crazy, I don't think the horses matter.

>>135124269
What kind of scumbag does that, you did the right thing by beating his ass.

>>135124316
>Dogs don't feel anything
>They look fucking awesome
>A doberman without cut ears is a fucking queer

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>>135122318
Labradors

I have a chocolate lab rn, got him as a pup. He's extremely loyal and smart, and we do everything together. Only problem is he's only a year old and still a baby so he can be needy

>>135122543
pugs should be gassed

>>135122655
>On second thought that may be all women
hit the nail on the head

>>135124164
skull fucked?
is this an American thing?
explain

anyone who is stupid enough to sext is not smart enough to be a potential partner, is what I meant.

now what the fuck is skull fucking???

>>135124537

Labs just look so weak or something, I just dont like them.

>>135124494
M-my m-mother isn't insane, I think?

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>>135124316
mine has both untouched.

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>>135122708

My collie bitch is 14, im tired of her senile barking to the air, it´s painfull alright, haven´t sleept straight in 2 nights and my other "serra da estrela" dog is tired to

>>135124174
you are a weak and permanently frightened person

>>135124501
Neighborhood bully, he admitted it in a bar 10 years later after a high school reunion. I always suspected him.

>>135124174
>Christian larper
>Afraid of powerful dogs

As coward as the semites you worship.

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>>135120925
It all depends on your standards honestly: Why I'll subscribe to all of the above, also this:
>stupid
>non-virgin
>not 2D

>>135123235

Lets see, cats are for fags, women, and disgusting sandniggers

>flag

Check.

>>135124087
Happened to me. Listen to the man other anons

>>135124610
the one in the pic isnt mine, this is the first time ive gotten a purebred one and hes huge. what kind of dog would you want?

>>135122054
I don't buy that that's the same girl.

>>135124713
Not frightened, he's just ugly.

>>135124715
There's no such thing as a "powerful dog", it's an animal, and one particularly easy to kill.

>>135122182

Oh look, some belgian got molested as a kid

>>135121791
>Death is a part of life

>>135124363

Huh. My ex wife loved horses and she was crazy as they come. You're on to something.

>>135124645
My mother's a saint, but she's still crazy..

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>>135122054

>>135122828
>I'll never understand people who just pop out and get another dog when the dog they've just spent a decade with dies.
My family have almost always done that. I think it gets easier after your first one. Also helps the pain go away when you have a puppy to hug.

>>135124701
Fucking awesome.
Beautiful eyes, too.

>>135124522
Simmer down, Ahmed.
Dogs are props for your amusement.

>>135124584

You kidding me? It's not exclusive to American women. Most any girl in the West has been SKULL FUCKED. It's just grabbing their head nad fucking their mouth like a pussy. My first GF would just lie on her side and let me go to town on her mouth. Girls will just let you do anything to them if they like you. I know its 4chan and most guys here dont have much experience, but most of that shit on your list is reversable. You can get a girl to stop wearing makeup, or train her in the ways of conservatism, but you can't unskull fuck one. The damage can't be undone. I just lose all respect for a girl when I think about her getting skull fucked. Sad to know that most guys will end up marrying a girl who has been skull fucked by multiple men. Sad! How does that not bother them?

>>135122318
>Can't we just have a doggo thread?
staffy my dude

>>135121803
dumb frogposter

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