Aus/pol/: Greentext titles because you care about aesthetics edition

>>135117437
Who else here /wantstodiequitebadly/?

>inb4 gook glass barbie don't like the taste what are you drinking and having for tea? I want to kill myself hey gay cunts
>>135117678
fuck you I wasn't finished

>>135117707
fuck you faggot you had five minutes

>>135117795
I was trying to remember them all

>>135117795
anyway in all seriousness, do you really want to off yourself? why are you so sad? nothing is always worse than something

>>135117928
I would but I'm a Catholic, gotta suffer with dignity, 'who the devil are you that you deserve to be happy?' and all that jazz. I'd take 500 years of Roman occupation over another 17 of the 21st century. There have been countless smart Christian thinkers but 2017 is unprecedentedly shit.

>>135118188
>you want to kill yourself because there aren't any people saying how you already feel theologically?
am I reading that wrong

>>135118461
yes

also how did you fuck up the thread this badly? If anybody should an hero it's you

>>135118514
i'm not an advocate of suicide unlike some, what were you trying to say? spell it out to me like the fuckhead I am

>>135118514
did you mean yes as in the greentext was right or yes as in I read it wrong?

>tfw unaustralian as fuck
>tfw bogans and the like think I'm some kind of pooftah cityfag
Anyone else know this feel? I don't even like in the city

>>135119056
it's your accent

>>135119089
I guess I need to consume less American media, because everyone I associate with irl have country accents

>>135117678
kind of but, but I also want to see everything fall apart, maybe then i'll die.

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>>135119203
sing songs
https://youtu.be/4UK4DxFpx4I
https://youtu.be/vy32QX5dCM8
>>135119225
you died in November anne

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is the australian /ourguys/ lads?

>>135119778
wonder if they'll get made to change the pic when/if people catch on

>>135119583
i need more friend, more please

>>135120243
my nan had this on tape when I was a kid, just came across it.
holding back the waterworks
https://youtu.be/NjxyZIXqg1M

why the fuck are the British consider ''foreigners'' under our bullshit Constitution?

Not really /pol/ related, but. If i call up work and tell them I can't come in, are they allowed to call my doctor that day to see if I've visited or not? I can't really find any concrete laws/acts regarding something like this and my fairwork agreement doesn't have anything like it either, from what I can see.

>>135120359
You are a sentimental fool. Your taste in music is awful.

>>135120442
They can. But the Dr's aren't allowed to even acknowledge if you even went there, let alone what you were treated for.

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>>135120243
https://youtu.be/ccOJayAY998
stan coster really does it right, slim dusty (one of our most famous "folk" singers) covered a lot of his tracks
this is one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT2FFc-_R0g

also this is good Australiana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo51fIu_fjk

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>>135120461
unapologetically sentimental

>>135118963
yes you read it wrong. I'm saying that Catholicism is like a guide for living well, but the times have gotten so absurdly bad and bizarre that much of the old advice simply isn't applicable. The golden rule of transcending the material will always apply, but when you take that away what's left? In 2017 not very much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVyLSe5eWis

EVERYONE GET IN HERE
THIS JUST WENT UP
WE NEED TO GET IN THE COMMENTS AND TALK ABOUT WHAT A SHIT HOLE MELB IS

REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR SHITPOSTING NORMAL SOUNDING. TALK ABOUT HOW SCARED YOU ARE OF HOME INVASIONS. TALK ABOUT HOW THEY KEEP LETTING NIGGERS OUT TO REPEAT-OFFEND

LET'S SHAME MELB

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>>135117437
>tfw a fucking kangaroo rat has a more interesting sex life than you
the absolute state

>>135120806
I was raised irish catholic too, I do get what you are saying and I think the church has been corrupted, well before us.
I was trying to think of something to say against the material part but your right, we live in a material world where all value is physical.

>tfw
Lost my job and are eating one of my last Vegemate sammiches as an Aussie. In a few weeks it's back to Germany for me.

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REEEEEEEEEE

>>135121553
Do you really like vegemite?

>>135121113
>>135121625

>>135121553
are you rage storm?

>>135121625
good work lad.

everyone in this thread needs to leave a comment. if we get a few hundred people, i can then send the video into my boss at work to run a clickbait news article on it.

then more people will read the comments and see how they are true.

LEAVE TRUTHFUL COMMENTS ABOUT WHY MELB SUCKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVyLSe5eWis

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>>135121633
It's an acquired taste but back home I used to eat bread with Gutebutter and pic related, too, which tastes very similar.

Burgerlad here, but, on a scale of 1-10, how crazy and scary future looking is Australia right now? also kiwis are your little brother so i ask the same for them

>>135121758
What other Australian foods do you like?

>>135121862
dunno. What do Australians eat?

>>135121625
he said make them normal sounding, don't include "somalis", you'll come off as racist which is easy to dismiss. just say that there are gangs and be concerned about safety. let the viewer fill in the blanks

>>135121976
Alright I am tired of you now.

>>135121758
Just learnt that Maggi makes stuff aside from 2 minute noodles, hmmm

>>135121638
Not much. I'm in Vienna and by now it's basically as shitty as Germany.
Actually I'm secretly happy I can leave.

>>135122031
maggi is a big brand in a lot of really shitty third world countries and they make a lot of really shitty products.

>>135121976
shepherds pie, meat pie, egg and bacon pie, ned Kelly pie, steak and mushroom pie, chicken pie, pepper steak pie

>>135122020
Don't be rude to our Austr- brethren, faggot

>>135122094
Steak and mushroom pie sounds damn tasty. Too bad you can't get it here.

>>135122058
Despite the memes Germany is vastly superior to Austria anyway m8. Where in Germany are you from?

>>135118188
I don't think it's ever going to get any better. I need to find happiness outside of society. I don't really know if that's possible though. I think people need society to be good to have full happiness. But I could be wrong.

>>135121843
Like a 2 for both, maybe a 3 here at most. If we do die, it will be slow and uneventful

>>135121843
Sydney and Melbourne is basically like New York except about 20-30% worse imo. Can't really speak for other cities.

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Which one of you fags was this? Found in Albion, Brisbane.

>>135122308
From Düsseldorf, NRW. True, Germany is better but I will miss muh gun rights.

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>SHITTY COPPER BASED INTERNET FOREVER REGARDLESS OF WHAT PARTY GETS IN


I hope every single LNP voter gets pancreatic cancer

>>135122474
Kek, I can vividly remember when the UN cried GENOCIDE when the Chinese had the plan to simply outbreed Tibetians.
Look at us now.

>>135122548
your neet needs can wait

>>135122548
Labor brought it on themselves by being niggers. Leftists just can't stop themselves virtue signalling and all that, just like niggers can't stop stealing and raping.

I bet the same thing happens when Shorten gets in. If he wants more that one term he's going to have to.

>>135121113
commented

>>135122657
I bet you already have FTTP

>>135121976
fuckin pies and 2 minute noodles

PHON has updated their firearms policy
http://www.onenation.com.au/policies/firearms

Check it out famalam

>>135122897
Give me the tldr would you m8.

>>135121976
your mum cunt

>>135122729
nope, I think it's a waste of tax money
if businesses think it's going to help them being competitive or people at home want it for business they can work out for themselves if it'll pay for itself.
as for manchildren who need it to watch anime and play video games, they can pay for it themselves too if it means that much to them
>inb4 ancap fag
I'm not I just think there are better things that we could be spending it on.
at the moment it's a bit over 4k for the connection to an existing property
>different for new houses

>>135122897
> 1. Recognise that as a matter of principle, licensed firearm ownership by law-abiding citizens is a right in a free society.
pretty much sums it up

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>>135122474
Melbourne according the cultural marxists in the media (pic related)

>>135122995
It is communications infrastructure that has real uses and will have a huge role in the future economy.

You are being short-sighted with your references to manchildren and anime.

>>135122897
AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ONE NATION they just vote with the LNP on everything anyway. But you bogans care more about your banal culture war bullshit than reality

>>135122958
Your dog mum sucks emu cloaca every night, dill.

>>135122548
It wouldn't be so bad if they could get the copper length to <200m. Vdsl2 signals can run with minimal attenuation. But they won't.

>>135123145
>The final MTM approach was finalised. Initial costs and timing for the Coalition NBN were A$29.5 billion of public funding to construct by 2019.

how long will it take to make that much back in increased business?

ATTENTION EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVyLSe5eWis

COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO ABOUT HOW MELBOURNE IS NOT A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. MENTION HOME INVASIONS, RISING CRIME, HOUSE PRICES, COMMUNISM.

KEEP YOUR COMMENTS REALISTIC BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FORWARD THIS VIDEO TO MY BOSS SO WE CAN RUN CLICKBAIT NEWS ARTICLES ON IT AND GET NORMIES CHECKING IT OUT.

THEY WILL THEN READ YOUR REDPILLS AND SEE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HATE MELBOURNE.

IF YOU'RE TRUE BLUE, GET IN HERE AND SHITPOST!!!

>>135123210
you sound like a faggot gook, GOOKS OUT

>>135123427
You are taking too narrow a view.

>>135123438
are you a dingoes cunt?

>>135123427
thinking short term is the reason we are so fucked right now

>>135123438
I commented. Other people ITT need to lift their game.

>>135123427
Depends on how much we sell it for. Remember that nbnco who will own the infrastructure is going to be privatised once it's completed

>>135123528
Nah, i work for a very influential redpilled aussie and my day job is at a news station.

If you cunts can help shitpost this video HARD with real facts about why melb sucks, i will make sure it gets on the news and people check what you're reading.

MENTION CRIME AND HOUSE PRICES. TRAFFIC CONGESTION. TEAR DOWN THE MEME OF MELBOURNE BEING A NICE PLACE TO LIVE

>>135123556
It's the voters fault. 1993 election is when long term vision died. I don't blame politicians for not doing something that doesn't get rewarded at elections.

>>135123731
>its our fault politicians are shit
fuck off

>>135123731
They got rewarded. Just not by the voters.

Herro gook OP

>>135121843
Nothing too insane. Melbourne is a Chinese colony and the suburbs are overrun with drug abusing welfare-rats but nothing apocalyptic on the horizon. Just more and more urban decay and Chinafication.

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>>135123629
>very influential redpilled aussie

>>135123731
fucking ay, we demand results now not later and if they don't deliver straight away we become reactionaries and get the other mob in then they spend half their term reassessing and remoulding a new plan for the same thing and the end result is a compromise that costs twice as much and noones happy.
we need another snowy river project type thing.

>>135123869
neehow

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Hes a big guy

>>135123845
>Presented with long term economic plan
>Rejected because 'muh cake price' interview
>Everything in Fightback! implemented anyways

That was the turning point where politicians gave up governing and just doing anything to win an election. The factions of the Liberal party became more aggressive after that point.

Maybe not our fault, but the current old guard we're all scarred by that election and behave accordingly.

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>>135123875
So it's pretty good unless you're a lazy Anglo?

BASED CHINA

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>>135121843

>>135123438
I commented, things are pretty cushy up here in Brisbane though Melbournefags, I only see the occasional mussie in the city

>>135124366
could you elaborate a bit on this, i'm reading the Wikipedia but what is the "muh cake price" thing?
>I was only born in 90

>>135124366
The media is so concentrated here that the old cunts who still watch TV and read newspapers can be manipulated into doing whatever Packer and Murdoch want. The pollies suck their cocks for favour and shekels.

>>135121976
>What do Australians eat?
faux Caesar salad for breakfast- lettuce, tomatoes, fried bacon cubes and sauce from Dijon mustard, olive oil and vinegar. add one piece of toast cut into cubes and 6 anchovy fillets mixed in. grate fresh Parmesan and BAM!

lunch? - half a tin of dog shit grade tuna in a bowl with 1.5 packets of poverty tier noodles. season beef sachets and chilli powder to taste.

DINNER! homemade PIZZA!
make the dough and freeze it for use later, ketchup NOT TOMATO SAUCE YOU FUCKING RETARD as the baseline and fail grade 'devon' dog roll cut into cubes with chopped onions and chilli and anchovy and more onion and extra cheese.

steal the cheese. you're on your own in this fucking life son.

>American men aged between 21 and 30 are working 12 per cent fewer hours compared to the year 2000, and are also earning less money and staying home longer.
YES THIS IS THE FAULT OF VIDEOGAMES AND NOT ECONOMIC AND SOCIETAL COLLAPSE

>>135124568
John Hewson couldn't explain how the price of a birthday cake would change with a GST. It was an interview with Mike Willasee from memory. What really fucked us was floating the AUD and deregulating the financial system. Thn we became a casino like everyone else and all the gains went into assets rather than wages.

>>135124568
https://youtu.be/WndWM71-jSQ

>>135124631
Sounds ok to me (well, I'm drunk). But how do you manage to not get fat?

>>135124773
do you post here much? you should post more if you do, most of us are too young to really know about anything pre-howard.
Was the fightback policy the first main time gov. owned business was put on the table?

>>135125032
cheers mate

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>>135121843
Both NZ and Australia are getting taken over by China
However Australia is getting taken over by China faster because Australians are antiAmerican and want to be Chinese to stick it to America
NZrs are neutral on America on average so our Chinification is slower
NZ demographics are much worse than Australia though since whites have less babies than Asians Islanders and Maori
3/4 of the population lives in the North Island, and in 20 years the majority of North Islanders will be nonwhite
South Island cities will be only 20-30% nonwhite in 20 years time, but they are completely filled with white trash that are complete scum
t. south islander

>>135124568
John Hewson was Liberal leader. He was a successful banker, and academic economist. He was essentially drafted from outside parliament for the leadership.

Produced a long term economic plan called Fightback! Years out from the election. It's the reason Hawke was rolled by Keating it was so popular.

It was the unlosebale election. Until this interview on the eve of the election:

https://youtu.be/WndWM71-jSQ

This 2 minutes destroyed the Liberals chance of victory.

Since that date politicians have just gone the gibme route to win elections. Short term, no vision and tons of welfare even for the middle class.

We also essentially got all the policies of Fightback over the last 20 years or so anyways.

The interesting thing is Tony Abbott was John Hewsons press advisor or something. I've spoken to a lot of Liberals who believe that Coalition polies have never gotten over that election. Also, I've asked Liberal politicians at events about it and everytime a look of fear flashes across their face and they change topic.

1993 election may be the most significant turning point for our politics

>>135125032
kek
>the cost of cake goes down but the cost of confectionary goes up

>>135124773
what does floating the AUD mean?

>>135125253
Means the market determines the exchange rate - i.e how much the Australian Dollar is bought and sold, rather than its price being fixed by the government which was the case up to it being "floated".

>>135124631
That's fucking gross m8, you can get by on far less without resorting to dog food, my poverty diet:

Egg on toast for breakfast, runny yolk, crack on some pepper, chili flakes and oregano.

Lunch, probably give it a skip, else a grilled cheese sandwich.

Dinner, you've got some choices here.
Pasta: chuck together some breadcrumbs, basil, oregano, chilli flakes, some rocket and fetta, quick easy and fucken gr9.

Homemade pizza is good, but rather than shit quality meat I'd suggest keeping it simple and going for the basil, mozerella and tomato paste. Sprinkle with grated garlic and oregano.

If you're really fucked for cash, get some instant noodles and crack a raw egg into them and stir it through, protein and carbs on the cheap.

>>135125207
>the eve of the election
holy shit
cheers heaps hey. aus/pol/ really needs more people in the know about actual politics (there are a few mind you but most of us are too ideological and unrealistic), 99% of the time we're talking out of our asses

>>135121843
madmaxfuryroad/10

>>135118188
>I would but I'm a Catholic, gotta suffer with dignity
Onya boy.
This is the correct attitude to have, may you be blessed with the strength to endure your struggle.

>>135125139
I reckon the next depression will set many immigrants to move elsewhere.

>>135125360
makes sense, seems like a stupid thing to do but im no economist

OP how could you leave this out?

https://renegadeinc.com/australian-housing-affordability-worst-130-years/

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Which politician will be exposed for having dual citizenship with Israel?

>>135125052
I mostly lurk. From memory they'd already started to break up or privatize the big government owned monopolies like Telstra and Qantas. A lot of the long term damage was done when Keating was treasurer. What I've noticed is all the policies that fuck the people are rolled out simultaneously across the anglosphere and it made no difference which party was in office. I do remember interest rates at 22%, the difference being house prices had two less digits in them. I can't wait for these poor bastards to get completely wiped out and I will laugh in their faces for all the times they ridiculed me for saying that house prices will drop.

>>135125360
with "fixed", how often did the gov change it, was it daily or weekly or was it up to them?
>I've seen old ledgers from banks showing the weekly exchange rate but they were around 100 years old

>>135125644
turnbull

>>135125633

my commie detector is tingling looking at articles on that site

>>135125867
cant argue with the evidence though we're fucked

what are you cunts drinking tonight?

>>135126003
a cold one with the boys

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Aussie anon with smokin fiance' leaving for the US here, back to tell ya'll the visa was approved.

Fuck.

Every.

Single.

Cunt.

In.

This.

Shithole.

Nation.

Of.

Dogs.

I will miss the kookaburras very much, however. And the magpies will be in my heart till the end.

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>>135125038
push ups sit ups. i use German marching songs as my wake up call https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc gyms are for faggots and showponnies. also- a cold shower- THIS CANNOT BE IGNORED! cold shower makes any bullshit you deal with during the day seem like a fucking joke. stay calm always and get promoted- so long as nobody knows you wake up to German marching songs....

>>135125431
no eggs for me mate- waste of a chicken son :P i get a mans amount of protein from the tuna alone. i put oregano on the pizza but i forgot to add that.

you're right about the shit quality meat on the pizza and i don't do this always- i scam plenty of chickens from our local factory/workers plus anything that looks remotely beneficial from the cheap basket at coles.

you're on the right track though- best of luck mate - my diet WORKS for me.

>>135126003

haven't drank anything in months, thinking of getting a carton of something tomorrow

>>135125967
meh, if shit fucks up here for a while maybe all the immigrants will piss off and we can have ourselves our own hitler

>>135126064
>not drinking a boys with the cold one
who else drinking alone here?

Coopers Vintage and James Squire Porter

>>135126109

good fuck off dog cunt

>>135125694
>simultaneously across the anglosphere
that's pretty weird, do you think that there is organisation or is it just based on whatever they think their trends mean?

but seriously post more, you're the first cunt in at least months that has made me look stuff up

>>135126109
bye bye gook

>>135126109
rip sneeki
>>135126119
thats what i was hoping but they'd just bring in more slave labor

>>135124606
Dead set, I know a press secretary for a minister who was telling me he books Sky News only because his boss thinks it's influential and he needs to be seen on there. No one watches Sky News, yet politicians think it's important because it's all they watch. Same with Alan Jones and Ray Hadley, swing voters don't listen to them, but they have influence of politicians.

Admittedly, Murdoch has power via his papers, but the real power is a small group of power brokers like Michael Kroger in Vic Libs. They facilitate the donations and have disproportionate influence over preselection.

>>135126126
>Porter
Are you a woman from 1862?

If you want some info on early 20th century Australian politics check out the Kingdom of Shylock. It is very /pol/ and deals with how the people were sold out in setting up the reserve bank. It was a banned book for a while because jews.

http://home.alphalink.com.au/~radnat/anstey%27s%20kingdom%20of%20shylock.html

>>135126003
What are the biggest brewing companies in Australia? Are there some brands that went independent?

I ask, since our breweries are in a shit state, so some branched off and formed their own thing. Or other companies from neighboring countries (such as Namibia) have a sizable chunk of the market too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breweries_in_Australia

>>135126192
>slave labor
SAs unemployment rate is at 6.6 we dont need any fucking slaves

>>135126126
Reporting in for drinking alone.

Velkopopovický Kozel and Zipfer Urtyp

>>135126109
I'm leaving next year.

>>135126238
its a beer u fucktard

https://www.firstchoiceliquor.com.au/Beer/james-squire-jack-of-spades-porter-bottle-345ml_433105
>>135126309
official underemployment and unemployment stats are cooked.

its more like 20-30%

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>>135126321
Be free from this place, anon.

>>135126161
I think it all comes from the UN or the global banks.

>>135126297
when do you plan on leaving south africa or are you one of the nignogs? if nignog, fuck off we're full

>>135126314
>>135126314
oh yeah ive had that shit its good

>>135126272
when put into google a lot of Baha'i links come up (as well as the book)
is there a connection between Australia and the Bahai faith? I've been wanting to go to the temple for over a year and check them out for over a year

>>135126402
I love the country but there are more opportunities abroad. All I have here is worthless HECS debt and fuck all prospects.

>>135126520
>for over a year twice
nevermind I meant to say but I never got around to it, I don't know, brain freeze

>>135126465
Staying still for the landscape and the family. But just barely.
Things are cheap too, so thats a plus.
Pack of 20's:
in SA its 2.62 (AUD) and in Australia its 40.22 (AUD) from last I heard

>>135126003
Polished off the vb's now onto the strongbow

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>>135117437
Check it. I cop this suspicious email from Dodo advising of a revised instalment plan for our electricity. Quote us $175 a fortnight when our quarterly bill is usually around $400-$500. I subsequently receive another email from them saying they made a mistake and there would be no changes to our instalments. In the initial letter they said that unless we didn't contact them by September they would change the payment plan LOL. I see them later on the news with the ACCC. What the fuck? Almost had a fucken heart attack.

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>>135126590
I really can't say i love anything about this place. Or even like it.

Everything and everyone here has failed me, or held me back from accomplishing my potential. Drug fucked violent parents, a school system that literally didn't even teach me how to read or write.

Maybe i've just had such a shit life i can't see the good in the place, but it's too late for that.

>>135126772
same here really

still no job prospects and the education system here is a joke, i wonder if america will still have a 26 year old neet

>>135126702
Went over to Cape Town for a few months for work. You'd get a carton of smokes from pick n pay for the price of a single aus pack. So good.

>>135126772
>a school system that literally didn't even teach me
i dont know about you but my school was fucking mint, too bad i wasted my time

>>135126907
>26 year old neet
ever thought maybe you are just unemployable as fuck? i know i am

>>135126772
I mostly meant the countryside. I have one close friend I can have intelligent conversations with, the rest of the country seems to be filled with zombies. If you think you can make a go of it overseas go for it, just remember you can never get away from yourself.

>>135126772
Middle of the US is the only old school west left. Looks like it's in the 90s but that beats the shit out of 2017. Fare well young man. Kind of jealous.

>>135126109
What sort of visa did you get btw?

>>135127024
meh i sort of walk into shit paying jobs then literally moonwalk out of them every year or so for 6 months

>>135126702
Pack of 20s are between $16 and $22 here

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>>135117437
I'm sick to fucking death of New Zealand.

Invasion when?

I also think about leaving the country. it is likely going to suffer pretty badly when the inevitable recession hits. I am unskilled though. Have sixty thousand and a forklift license. Not sure if that will get me anywhere in USA. I don't even have a passport never been overseas

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>>135126907
Unfortunately not. Unless you're Mexican and willing to vote democrat and live in California for the rest of your life, then you're out of luck.

>>135127031
I'm pretty great, so no problems there.

>>135127097
>>135127201
Oklahoma is the destination. And yea, that's pretty fitting a description. Honestly, even Texas feels 30 years more technologically advanced than Sydney. The infrastructure is also top notch in comparison to anywhere but Scandinavia.

K1, fiance'. Marrying a big booty bitch.

Just a weird coincidence we fell in love. We actually met on 4chan, believe it or not.

>>135122474
where in albion mate use to be stomping ground over a decade ago?

>>135127449
She's got a fat arse? Oh well as long as you like her.

>>135127031
>24 million people
>1 close friend
Sounds about right m8. Aussies are retarded. Even here on pol theres always some retard shitposter almost always an Aussie or a leaf.

>>135127449
Send us some photos of you sharting in the mart together.

>>135127449
Best of luck to you mate. The wife and I will probably head to Asia to teach English for a while and then think about if we want to settle somewhere else when we have some experience. We've decided we don't really want our children to grow up in Australia the way things are going (first baby is due in 3 months).

>>135126272
>In theory the Labor Movement is a protest against Capitalism. In practice it is its endorser and subsidiser.

this is great, thanks

>>135127778
It goes into detail about the families that have run Australia from behind the scenes. I'd never heard of any of them but you can bet they are still very powerful.

>>135118963
>>135120806
have either of you read the Brothers Karamazov?

>>135127594
The American butt is a thing of primal sexual beauty ...

>>135127639

... and also a thing of terror if you've ever seen a 400 pound half black woman riding a scooter in a wal-mart. It's actually quite unsettling to know a person can get that fat and not just explode.

>>135127707
That would honestly be a respectable decision. I couldn't have children here, with the education system falling to levels which only very slightly beat out Turkey. The violence, the lack of economic opportunity, the drugs, it's just a wreck. It really is doomed. Especially considering Trump's policies on Chinese trade. China will be looking to absorb North Korea very soon, and resources deficits traditionally filled by Australian extractive mining will be filled elsewhere.

We are royally fucked.

>>135127976
I just cancelled my enrollment in an education masters. It was all the shit that is ruining education. If you want to know why schools are shit look up 'third space theory'. I refuse to teach kids this shit.

>>135127968
No, I haven't read much Dostoyevsky yet. The Croation fundamentalist on /lit/ has lots of great things to say about him though. I do intend to get around to it eventually. I think that the American Catholics are the most interesting writers. Flannery O'Connor, R.A. Lafferty and Gene Wolfe are easily three of the best writers to have come out of the 20th century IMO.

>>135127976
Anybody else honestly think a recession might do Australia some good? Disrupt the flow of gibs and shock some of our broken but on life support systems (housing market, education, economic planning) into dying and being reformed.

>>135128227
Fucking hell, really? I'm very seriously considering education. Is it that bad?
>third space theory
90% of Year 12 students probably couldn't explain the differences between a noun, verb and adjective and our teachers waste time on this garbage. I sometimes think it would be for the best if China just ate us already.

>>135128227
>The Third Space is a postcolonial sociolinguistic theory of identity and community realised through language or enunciation.
literally what the fuck does that mean

>>135127778
Welfare is subsidising poverty. When you subsidise something you get more of it.

>>135128477
i can confirm i have no clue about nouns, verbs and adjectives

>>135128477
I honestly don't think so. We completely bungled the transition from minerals extraction to information technology creation. Your economy will either become extractive, or technological. And Australia missed its chance to land somewhere in the middle. It's a fast and slippery slope into racial degeneration and intellectual retardation when our minimum wage is so high our dollar can barely buy anything.

>>135128514
It means IQ has no relation to achievement, its whitey keeping brown people down.

>>135128477
It's very marxist and does not teach critical thinking. It is however a reliable way out of the country.

>>135128514
Basically, it's the retarded assumption that culture is more influential than biology when it comes to things like IQ.

>>135128965
Look up who came up with it. What a coincidence! Pol is always right.

>>135128736
to a certain extent i can see how the education system holds them back but to think IQ doesnt relate to success at all is batshit crazy

>>135128477
It's exactly what we need m8. It's the only hope of salvaging some semblance of Australia.

So many cunts making a mint out of the shitskin invasion, one of the reasons they keep voting for it, and we have sooo much debt betting on it keeping on going.

>>135129085
Now design the whole education system around that craziness.

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>>135129054
Jews are a bit fucked up, what else is new.

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>>135129115
We do need it but it will be devastating. The banks will be bailed out with depositors' money (policy since 2011) and everyone's super will be gone. Real estate will crash and three generations of wealth will be gone.

>>135128477
>The Croation fundamentalist
sounds like a hell of a guy lel
i haven't read any American catholics, but the Russians are my favourites. that miserable backwards hellscape they've lived in for millennia seems to lend to great writing.

there's a fantastic story told within the Brothers Karamazov of Jesus coming to Spain during the height of the Inquisition, and being imprisoned by the high inquisitor. Jesus sits and listens in silence as the inquisitor talks at length saying it was wrong of Jesus to refuse the devil's temptations, in not making himself king over humanity with us as his slaves, as by allowing us freedom of choice He doomed millions of weak and sinful people to eternal hellfire. he says the Catholic Church accepted the final temptation of becoming the new Caesar in spite of the evil entailed, as it allows them dominion over those doomed by their own weakness, and the ability to give comfort to those people through their enslavement, which they ultimately beg for.

i'm not doing it justice, but Dostoevsky is a truly thought provoking author.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Laming


>In March 2015, Laming was suspended from Parliament for 24 hours by the Speaker Bronwyn Bishop for bringing a jar of blackfuel into the Parliament House chamber and pouring it out onto his hand, in protest at the pollution left by cruise ship liners. Bishop said "In his remarks the member himself acknowledged the dangerous nature of the material, setting aside the member's own offence in making use of props it is highly disorderly to bring dangerous and flammable substances into each of the chambers. I consider the member's actions to be totally disorderly, disrespectful of the House and the Federation Chamber and potentially dangerous to the health and safety of members and staff of the Federation Chamber".[40][41][42]
>He gained notoriety in December 2016 when he spent eleven hours on the comment section of Facebook page 'The Simpsons Against the Liberals' after they published a meme making fun of his proposal to stop hiring PE teachers. This spawned a large amount of media attention, especially regarding his use of curious phrases such as 'mashing lefties'.[43][44]
What the fuck is wrong with this man?

>>135129439
Shitposting IRL. Based.

>>135129439
what a funny cunt

>>135129417
How do you know that? The banks are insured by the government. How do they get to take our super and savings too?

>>135122548
>tfw bought a house with FTTP
>tfw this copper bullshit makes my area more desirable and expensive

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has anyone here given a ketogenic diet a go?

>>135129654
It was done through the G20 (the brisbane one from memory). The 'insurance' covers about 1% of deposits. It was a smokescreen to make good goys keep their money in the bank. You as a depositor are in unsecured creditor. Wikileaks dropped the docs in 2012.

>>135129417
Savings are insured by government up to 250k.

https://www.finder.com.au/bank-protect-money

They can't just take everyones savings and super there would be massive violence.

>>135129747
dietNEET?

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>>135129439
>mashing lefties

>>135129918
>there would be massive violence
lol people in this country would walk into the gas chambers without violence. That's how cucked we are.

>>135129918
Good goy. You may want to research how Tier 1 capital for our banks works and why it is a parlour trick. Cyprus style bail in is the government policy. Maybe you also want to look up the 2003 laws giving the government the power to deploy the army domestically and use lethal force on protestors.

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>>135126109
do you have a job lined up or something? last time i looked at the requirements for an E3 (or whatever its called) i needed several years experience in a high demand field. apparently being a process engineer with fuck all experience didnt cut it

no company wants to sponsor a visa, yet i cant get a visa without having a job lined up in the states. dat catch 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

>>135130048
They'd pay to get in.

>>135129976
i dont know what that means. are you asking if im a neet or not?

>>135130197
The thing is, if shit does hit the fan hard enough the army will side with the people.

They have to draw a fine line, they cannot fuck everyone over at once or they will be dragged into the street screaming.

They must maintain quality of life for a portion of the population, because when that goes, all hell breaks loose.

>finally get a job and get off the dole
>4am start every day
>8 hours of carrying doors and windows

I just wanted to be a NEET

>>135129747
I looked at it but have not tried it. Are you diabetic? It is supposed to be good for weight loss but not for long term.

>>135126003
I havent bought alcohol in 7 months, i just dont have a reason to drink anymore with the way our economy is headed.

>>135129424
I really should get onto him. It sounds like what I need.

>>135130397
My shit job is my only source of satisfaction in life. If Coles were to stop letting me clean their chicken ovens at night I'd probably break down and never recover.

>>135130396
I'd like to think that but I won't bank on it. Plenty of examples from history where the army have turned enforcers just to save themselves and their families.

>>135130397
what are you in?

>>135130396
historically speaking the army usually follows whoever is going to pay them the most

>>135130563
>i just dont have a reason to drink anymore with the way our economy is headed.
isnt that the perfect reason to drink?

>>135130397
glass manufacturer.

>>135130397
grats m8, work your ass off and get ahead in the world.

>>135130707
you lucky cunt, i applied to coles multiple times and never got a response

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>>135130199
Nah i'm just marrying one. I'm actually a borderline neet who happens to be really hot.

Sorry, i just fell in love with one of em on accident. Never intentional. If it makes you feel any better i had a really fucked up childhood and teenage years so it kinda evens out.

>>135130707
I really wish they didn't put hot food in plastic bags. My sperm count probably can't afford to get any lower.

>>135121843
Better than burgerland or western europe ie we will be a chink colony long before we get kebabed

>>135130396
No.

The army does whatever they're told as long as they're being paid. The second they're not, they instantly side with the people.

>>135130397
Do your back in and become a super NEET. Has worked for me for the last few years. The pay sucks but the hours are great.

>>135129747
my boss is doing it and having good results but being a rich cunt I think he just has someone else cook for him

thought about trying it myself but I'm fucking hopeless at meal planning so I don't know how long it'd last (and it really needs to be a weeks/months long effort it seems, then you can move to a low-carb diet once you've lost a bunch of weight and want something more easily sustained over the long term)

>>135131033
>The second they're not, they instantly side with the people.
or whoever else will pay them

>>135131120
>Do your back in and become a super NEET.
sounds like a miserable time desu

>>135130915
oh so its a different visa then? how long did it take to get approved?

i have no idea how those visas work t b h

>>135130891
I got in after a very long time. If you have loads of stores listed and a mostly free schedule you're bound to make it eventually. The initial break from NEETdom to employment without using personal connections is a humiliating and awkward process but not totally impossible.

>>135130922
>implying any of us even have sperm at this point
Between the hormone-addled chickens, plastic packaging on fucking everything, frog-gaying chemicals in our water, our increasingly sedentary lifestyles, often shit diets and rampant substance abuse it's incredible that anybody in Australia can reproduce at all. Romans and their lead pipes don't have shit on the 21st century.

>>135130199
E3 isn't supposed to be hard and companies don't need to 'sponsor' it, you literally just need a job offer from them and to meet the qualification requirement (which is like degree+3 years experience or 12+ years if no degree iirc)

shit's pretty common in my line of work (software)

>>135126109
lel enjoy getting raped by Mexicans faggot

>>135131185
Between 6 and 12 months, typically 10.

>>135131460
GOOK
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>>135131180
The pain has eased off a bit with rehab, but occasionally something will pop and then I can't walk for a few days. Hot tip - don't try to lift a queen size bed up onto a balcony with a rope.

>>135130197
Just been googling. Doesn't seem that simple mate. Steal everyone's money then point guns at them? Fark were not that jewed here.

>>135126109

Don't let the door his your ass on the way out, shitcunt. Fucken traitor.

>>135131258
Wait until the GMO's kick in. Every species they have fed them to is sterile in 3 generations. I try to eat organic as much as possible and don't do tinned food, filter my drinking water etc. I pity the kids who have been exposed to it all from the moment of conception.

>>135128477
Croatian fundamentalist on lit? Must be Salo...

>>135131544
>don't try to lift a queen size bed up onto a balcony with a rope.
fuck thats a special kind of stupid, did you at least get to sue someone?

>>135131258
It's feminism. Guys ate bacon and greasy shit for breakfast lunch and dinner in the old days. But their women supported them, made them feel like men, now they make guys feel like fags, even if they are literally the most alpha guy on the planet.

Who cares anyway. It's over.

>>135131659
It's not so much stealing everyone's money, more that the debt-based money will cease to exist. They'll blame climate change or something. They won't need to point guns at everyone, just the 5% who will try to do something about it. I'm sure our internet histories will be useful for this.

>>135131838
cunts who go on about GMOs literally have no idea about agriculture

Only about a quarter of the way through and it's great, never read about "the Triple Alliance" before between Standard Oil banks (under Rockefeller), the Steel Trust banks (under Morgan) and the Beef Trust banks (under Armour)

everyone here should check this out
http://home.alphalink.com.au/~radnat/anstey%27s%20kingdom%20of%20shylock.html

http://archive.is/KEcLr
>if you're funny about clicking random links

>>135132107
thanks again but i'm getting a headache from staring at the screen

>>135132005
No, it was my bed. Couldn't get it up the stairs of the terrace house. I forgot I wasn't a teenager anymore.

>>135132136
GMOs aren't agriculture. Feel free to eat them if you want. I choose not to.

>>135131838
I'm afraid of almost everything but I don't buy into GMOs being evil. 90% of this stuff is just making our crops hardier through hybridization. I did a project on this in high school and was shocked by how retarded all of the anti-GMO arguments I saw were. I watched a 5 minute Greenpeace video which was nothing but half-truths, deliberate manipulations and complete 180 contradictions of facts I had sitting right in front of me.

>>135132316
Explain the problem.

>>135132136
you're probably right, but given how much they're already messing with our food and water who knows what they'll be doing over the next few decades with better technologies. bigger tomatoes are good, but crops that only produce for a single season aren't, and whatever weird mutated stuff they start selling soon will probably have some horrific affect over the generations.

>>135132229
Pleased to help. BTW the rockerfellers own NAB. I found the documents whilst researching who owns our banks. Night all. I'm going to bed.

>>135132354
Plants that produce glyphosate internally that you then eat for a start. There's nothing wrong with hybrids but this is not the same. Also the biotechs then own the IP rights to our food.

>>135132743
>glyphosate
I'm not a weed. A little roundup won't kill me. I can't prove that it won't give me tumours, but I could say the same for virtually anything I eat. Who really knows? If you don't trust the ones who feed you you might as well go off innawoods, because all systems are controlled by hopelessly big and tenebrous powers beyond our comprehension.

The thing is lads, we aren't ment to compete with Germany, Japan & America for per capita income.
We just aren't as advanced as them, and truth be told our racial stock isn't quite as good.
We are supposed to be 'above southern Italy & Greece' but not a rich country.
Australians of old understood this; in fact they were fine with it. Our quality of life was great so no one whinged that we weren't as rich as the average Swiss or German man.
In the 90's it went to shit. Boomers started prioritising BMWs over friendly neighbors.
The keeping up with the Joneses bullshit, another fucking boomer crime.
The quality of life has/is going to shit, all that's left is making money to isolate yourself from cunts not making any.
Basicaly we have become: 'Who wants to live in shit version of America' the country. No freedom, no rights and a disgusting bloated overbearing nanny-state.
I hate the place now. I grew up in the 80's and everything that made the place alright to live in has been ruined.
I and others I know are starting to dream of pissing of to the USA. Now their country has been culturally ruined too, but they still have indavidual rights & economic freedom.

>>135134071
'Valued money above everything else that makes a nation' should be inscribed on the western world's tombstone.

>>135134380
A neighborhood of decent hard working lower-middle class Aussies, free of drugs & crime, where everybody owns holdens & kingswoods beats the shit out of multiculturalism & boomer toffs.
I want a country where the neighborhood kids can play together outside till the sun sets.

>>135122548
muh nbn

has sizzler gone bust yet?

>>135135192
>neighborhood

Anyone get run down working 5 days a week full time? Its all so tiresome.

On the plus side me and the misso going away for our 2yr anniversary, Pretty keen to get a few blowies and fuck her in the ass (a rare occurrence)

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>>135138561
Isn't it stupid o'clock in jail?

>>135137613
>Anyone get run down working 5 days a week full time? Its all so tiresome.
Fuck off. I regularly have to work up to 6 weeks straight, 70 hours a week, 7 days a week.

Man up, anon.

>>135138617
almost midnight bong

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>>135138805
I really respect you for that man. Thats hardcore. Do you enjoy your job or do you just get paid a shitload?

I guess I just don't do enough outside of work, see friends, have hobbies. Thats more what I was getting at.

>>135138617
Dad, you really fucked up sending your criminals to a country that is more beautiful than your own.

English countryside is pretty comfy tho

>>135138561
it's almost beddy byes

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>>135117678
update: Gene Wolfe has restored my will to live
>"I saw the evil in the world,"
>"I thought I knew it, when I actually had no idea. A few days ago, I began to see it clearly."
>"An hour ago, I saw it very clearly indeed; and it was horrible. What was worse was that instead of focusing on the evil in myself, as I should have, I gave my attention to the evil in others. I would have told you then that I saw a great deal in Horn, for example. I still do."
>"That was utterly, utterly wrong. I don't mean that the evil isn't there - it is, and it always will be because it is ineradicable; but seeing it alone, not merely Horn's evil but everyone else's too, did something to me far worse than anything Horn himself would ever do, I'm sure - it blinded me to good. Seeing only evil, I wanted with all my heart to reunite myself with the Outsider. That would itself have been an evil act, but Horn saved me from it.

>>135138805
>i have it rough so therefore everyone else should too

i love this meme

>>135140496
I never understood people that work like this. I work 4 days a week and don't buy stupid shit like massive tv's and fancy cars

>>135139455
>Dad, you really fucked up sending your criminals to a country that is more beautiful than your own.
>Desert
>beautiful
We literally used you for nuclear testing

>>135142898
you cunt's should have put all the abo's around the test site, to study the effects of a nuke on animals

anyone want to hear about my day?
I'll say it anyway, old guy died at placement :(

>>135143052
yeah if you want, just drinking after work

christ how can anybody even eat those supermarket chickens. nearly throw up in my mouth everytime

>>135143359
the BBQ ones or just regular supermarket chicken?

>>135143140
I'm at a retirement home or care centre, and the people are really messed either sad, quiet or crazy. Most don't get visits

Always thought those places were a meme

>>135143745
This is the reason I don't give a shit if smoking will kills me. Don't want to end up in some home

>>135140866
But TVs are cheap as shit now

>>135144070
yeah but not the latest OLED TV. I know people who go out and buy new TV's because their friends have a better one then them. Fuck that shit

>>135143745
my mum used to manage one of those places, she's told me some fairly fucked shit. walked in on old dementia patients fucking many many times

>>135143977
yeah but cancer is fucked, cunts dont particularly like their lives when they are on chemo

>>135144314
I wouldn't do chemo

>>135144176
true that, my mum bought one of them new curved TV. She said look how clear it looks, she wasn't impressed when i told her it looks the same as any decent TV

>>135144420
Other thing too is people are stupid and will buy a brand name TV and never check if that company sells the same panels to other companies

>>135144314
I had to help a 90 year old with cancer on his last days, he was frail. He could mumble and even shook my hand, but other than that I was scared I'd shock him

>>135129747
It's easy cunt I've lost 5+ kgs in 5 weeks, and all I've really done is cut out bread, pasta and rice. Still having a drink or two a night and eating as much meat, veggies and cheese as I want.

>>135117437
Whats the discord?

>>135144669
I used to sell TVs. Stop giving people bad advice.

Panelcompany might sell the same panels to 5 different manufacturers, but there's a pecking order in terms of quality. Samsung comes in and takes all the best panels that they want, and then LG comes in, then Sony, then Soniq takes whatever's left.

Basically you get what you pay for. Brand name televisions are not a meme. They are a luxury, sure. A cheaper TV is still a TV, and it will come with a one or two year warranty, but the brand name TVs will last longer and have less chance of being dead on arrival.

>>135144908
Didn't know there were any, just call me

>>135146259
yeah like someone who sells TV's know shit about the tech that goes into them

>>135146923
I know for a fact that we got a shitton more Soniqs returned for being DOA than we did Samsungs, you fucking tard.

>>135147259
you don't even know that Samsung and LG each make their own panels

>>135147498
>implying i wasn't just giving an example that would be easily understood by the typical TV customer who knows nothing more about TVs than that they're boxes that emit light
You get what you pay for when you buy televisions.

Your "advice" is fucking garbage. Keep buying fucking Soniqs and wondering why they shit themselves after 6 months and then you have to spend another two months screaming down the phone at Soniqs' customer """"""service"""""" for a replacement, whom not even threats of complaints to ACCC can move to anything resembling effort.

>>135143042
Too anti 'human' rights by then, the (((UN))) was around by that point in time

Night lads

>>135149062
goodnight

I am sick of being a NEET piece of shit in this country every job I apply for either rejection or most jobs want you to have insane experience for some entry level shit brisbane is fucked.