Veterans, tell us a story

>>135093913
Unfortunately I don't have my own war stories, but my great-grandfather served in Russian cavalry during WWI, imagine how badass it is to charge trenches on horseback, sword in hand. A friend's grandpa was with the Red Army in WWII and kept a bayonet he supposedly used to impale a Waffen-SS infantryman, unfortunately it was lost after the man died.

Grandfather once cut prisoner American marine's hands off, cut tounge out, and replace with grenade and sewed lips shut and left tied to trer for comrades to rescue. Fuck you longnose fat gaijin pigs. You are filth.

my great grandfather was a medic in ww2 and either
>was killed by friendly fire
>stayed in europe after the war
nobody knows what happened to him

>>135094828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ

>>135094828

And then you got radiated and now make electronics and censored tentacle porn.

When in Iraq, I had some Iraqis work for me. They were idiots, couldn't hit a bad guy three feet away but could nail a civilian between the eyes from across town. While I was at the base one day, I heard a gunshot, then a bunch of other gunshots. I went to the lookout tower, where Ahmed and Muhammad are stationed. Ahmed is holding his left foot, which has been shot, and Muhammad is surrounded by shells. "What happened Muhammad?"
"Well you see, the enemy, they came, and they shot Ahmed, but I fend them off with gun, and they all gone now"
>longpause.exe
"So basically Ahmed was fucking around with his gun and shot himself, and you fired a bunch of shots in the air to make it sound like there were more people."
"Um.... yes"

>>135094828
My grandfather flew bombers in the pacific theater. Now your sister sucks my alpha white Western dick.

>>135093913
Grandpa was supposed to be deployed in Korea back in the day. Said em Korean soldiers had uniforms that were basically IJA uniforms without the little yellow star on the caps. Never said too much about the war, mind you. Being a veteran certainly saved his ass during em "struggle sessions" during the o' cultural revolution though.

>>135095172
>>135095148
And now Japan is not 59% Japanese and nigger has never been prime minister and entire country not controlled by Jews. Victory defeated you, stinky monsters. You already lost war of life by not being born Japanese.

Both of my grandparents fought in the winter war and continuation war. My fathers side visited as far as Ääninen (idk in english)

>>135095649
how can americans ever recover?

Grandad joined the army at 16 to fight in WW2, I will never be as much of a man as a 16 year old kid.

>>135095649

i'm sorry i can't hear you over all that occupation that you're still living under

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>>135096274
wew

>>135094828
fake and gay

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>>135093913
Grandpas war trophies

>>135096274
You mean sound of your morbidly obese thighs clapping together? You are occupied by Zion. Your star sets even as the sun rises. Go wash your feces encrusted ass crack you barbarian savage idiot who cannot do math.

>>135095649
hahahah. you gooks are so full of despair you don't even have the desire to fuck each other.

>>135093913
Was in Afghanistan doing forcepro for the US consulate in Herat. Dumb Afgan crashes, and dies on a motorcycle right in front of the place. Called Afghan "police" to handle it. They show up, pull the bike away, and then just place rocks on the body. Several days later, they finally send someone to get the body.

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>>135094828
too bad your emperor was a pussy.

>>135096716
Sadly native Germans are lower than Japan in that.

C'mon guise stop fighting we all know Japan is pussy there's no argument here.

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>>135096690
This is coming from the country where a man was crushed to death by a 6 ton collection of physical pornography. Wew. Lad.

>>135096690

please liberate yourself and try again. the american jets are really just too loud.

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>>135095649
>>135096690

I like you. stay nip, anon.

>>135096716
Birthrate skyrocketing. I just fuck my wife who is featherweight last night. It was heaven as her pale lips kissed me. Is nice not to fuck women who weigh over 500 pounds with tattoos and piercings and green hair with side of head shave who talk about objectify and wage gap instead of make home you disgusting pseudo nigger.

I fucked a Panamanian hooker in the back of a cab. War is hell.

>did enjoy panama and el salvador deployments though

>>135096741
My Emperor faced down death. Handful of Muslims with hobby knives brought your country to knees with weeping hysterics you honorless cowards.

>>135096690
> Amerilards will never recover from this
Nothing burns like the truth, nip-bro

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>>135097277
Either this slanty eyed fish head has great bantz or it's a drunk marine trolling I can't tell.

>>135097277
>my wife
>pale skin
>featherweight
Stopped reading there since your all yellow savages that want to fuck kids.
How old is your wife. You nips like them as young as Mohammad ffs.

>>135097070
LOL you watch BBC/blonde pornography produced by California Jews. At least that man didn't make fortune for Jews degrading own race disgusting pig.

>>135097147
Your mobility scooter is not so loud fat ass

>>135095649
As much as i appreciate some purple dick putting up a fight. Do to the high suicide rate it is actually more dangerous to be born Japanese than live around niggers senpai

>>135097277
Keep larping. We all know you're an Otaku NEET.

>>135097692
He's not Japanese idiotos

>>135097623
She is 19 mere 10 years younger.

>>135097443
that fag was too busy with his bonsai garden to give a shit about your shitty slant eyed honor. your people are cucked to a loser who gave up his country. thanks for the camp followers, keeps our military morale up.

>innastan
>onnapatrol
>bunch of bad dudes in a tree line shooting at us
>fuggg
>formulate plan using a 155 smoke round as the go sign
>round impacts
>no smoke for concealment
>fuggggogogogogo
>kill 7 dudes
>thought we counted 8
>investigate smoke round wtf y u no conceal?
>impacted directly on a hajj with a PKM
>fuggggggggg
>Tell the gun bunnies
>best day ever
>they save us hot food for when we return 4 hours later

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>>135097627
>Your monarch

>>135097443
Sure he did... Is this bantz nip? Cause he got down on his knees and sucked American dick after the midway. And every single day since.
>>135097690
And your dick is so small nip how do cope. Is that why you all have depression.
Why don't you read the Bible?

>>135097483
im assuming the latter

>>135097691
yeah that suicide really comes out of nowhere huh

>>135095649
Goddamn that was brutal Hiroto. Good form.

>>135097483
Considering his English is half decent I would have to say a Marine.

>>135098229

Nah, they're always disgruntled English teachers. Always.

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>>135096503
Nice. Those knives, if authentic, can sell for thousands of dollars.

>>135097900
That's pretty disgusting dude. Did you pick her up at a high school or something.

>>135096690
I could definitely kick your ass, and my dick is way bigger than your dick, but I'll still be your friend. You've got spunk, you slant eyed nip bastard. Don't make us nuke your ass again.

>cop Giro
>burning shit
>NCO hauls ass into shitter tearing his pants off
>Visibly sweating
>push smoldering shit can under his stall
>NCO is screaming and shitting
>witnessing the hissing impact of his turds on hot steel
>NCO is screaming and wiping
>NCO is screaming in my face
>1SGT saw the whole thing and is laughing his fucking ass off by the smoke pit
>I'm on shit duty for a month
>Actually really low key relaxing job so I don't even mind

>>135098420
I used to be a marine nip poster...

>>135095566
You were confusing me a bit with the cultural revolution thing but then I saw your flag

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Fucking with drug traffickers was great.

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I'm pretty sure this just became a /nip hate thread.
Obviously two nukes weren't enough

>chairforce
>on Okinawa
>we get put on lockdown for the 8th time in a month
>have to tell my guys while we're on the way to the mess hall
>Erik gets mad and loudly exclaims
>"What? Did one of those goddamn crayon eating niggers over at Hansen rape another nip?"
>there's a Marine E-7 just around the corner
>he overhears Erik
>he starts yelling at his group of 20 crayon eaters (7 are niggers)
>he starts yelling at them about how their image is tainted and that they're going to do pushups until Erik sees them as better
>we're there for 10 minutes because Erik is an asshole
Fucking crayon eating rapists

>>135094828
so your grandfather was a peasant solider with no discipline?
That is not a war story btw, that いs a peasant being a peasant ばか

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>>135098076
This guy's look:
More chirrun preese
More chirrun for rape

I met a man today who told me a story. I'll attempt to paraphrase.

"I used to be a hippie in college. Then those bastards over in Nam killed my brother, so I decided I was going to go kill a bunch of them. And I did. And I was a mean bastard. You can't do the things I did these days... When bullets start flying past you, something inside of you just flips a switch. You have less than a second to decide if it's one of your guys or not. Once you see it's not, you start killing and you just don't stop... I got even worse after one of the fucking Charlies put a bayonet in my chest. Don't worry though I got him..... Yeah I was a mean bastard back then. Don't worry though, I'm not a mean bastard anymore"

I forget what he said his name was, but I'll probably remember him as WarCrimes Megee.

Nice guy though.

>>135093913
I'll tell this story without being to specific.

In Iraq we got intel that insurgents were in a certain building. Nobody wanted to go inside like we had been doing, this building was much larger and who knows what shit was waiting on the inside.

We just fuckin sprayed the shit out the building, but inside there was nothing but some random fuckers who weren't insurgents. They died.

Then there was a camp we had where prisoners were being held outside. We would shoot and kill a few. lol.

Also captured a bunch of guys who surrendered. Someone asked, "So are we going to waste these guys or what?" Waxed all of them.

>>135095502
>OIF, I was pulling security on convoy.
>see toyota, will barrels of gas in the back
>ohshit.jpg
>slap off a green star, it goes straight into the window (there was no window)
>Hadji and son pull off road into gas station.
>holyshitthatwasclose.png

It exploded causing a chain reaction. That's the day I killed an entire family in one truck and countless others at that station. There were shit tons of Iraqis there. Oh well.

>>135099135

Ha, I never took shore duty orders to Japan because I heard the liberty was trash. Then when you look into all the people doing the killing and raping, it's fucking brown e-nothings ruining it for everyone.

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>>135098697
So he was breathing in shit and diesel fumes?
Noice. Bio Napalm.

>>135095502
>you got sent to the sandbox
Get fucked

>>135095649
>You already lost war of life by not being born Japanese.
kek
but we are not your enemy, do we need to come over there again? It's sounding like we need to come over there again

Dad was in Bosnia, told me how the UN would do fuck all to protect the populace. They had good intel of a nearby Muslim Bosnian force lurking around this village, they told the UN guys who took over the area.

Dad returned a week later to find those Muslim guys raided the village and had murdered all the men, cut off all their ears and noses and shit then dumped them in the nearby river. The UN's excuse: "The RoE wasn't clear on if they were combatants or not"

The villagers crime btw was helping some of the British forces find a way across the river before my Dads battalion showed up. Only thing he ever told me about Bosnia, that and "it rained a lot and there was mud everywhere"

>>135095763
leaf sush we got this

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>>135093913
I work with a guy who was an army truck driver. When he was in Kuwait right after the Gulf war he crashed a semi truck ruining an Abrams he was carrying as well as his truck and some poor Kuwaiti's car. He cost the government something like a half million dollars.
Best part was they blamed the Kuwati guy, he got off so they just fixed the truck and put him right back into it.

>>135095649
Because Japan was founded in recent history and historically imported Africans as slaves. Yeah, the parallels are absolutely not the same. Your people still lost, and now you are plagued by high suicide rates and a generation of NEETs who would rather fuck pillows of women than actual women. You're talking about getting cucked?

>>135097277
Alright slant won.

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>>135099339
Sometimes you just have to genocide some slant eyed dog eating gooks. Our government has done it, the nips have done it, the horse fucking northern Asiatic nomads have done it, hell, even other gooks have done it.

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>>135094828
What do you think of your allies in WW2 senpai?

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>>135093913
there was this little jap submarine that came into the lagoon, stopped, and a jap left over from the war popped out and had adventures on Gilligan's Island
with
Gilligan
the Skipper, too
a millionaire
and his wife,
a movie star,
the Professor and
Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle

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>>135099389
now the question is if you broke the brainwashing and realize it was neocon republican tards and George Bush that sent you there for no good reason. Or are you one of those still brainwashed that think Obama/democrats are the anti-miltary party,

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>>135096690
Checked

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>>135095649
>>135096690
>>135094828
I understand why we sided with you,absolutely based how you bait those replys

>on patrol in Baghdad
>hear a big explosion 2 blocks away
>nearby patrol hit by IED
>burning Humvee wit 2 dead soldiers in it
>find out a little Iraqi girl was standing right next to IED
>insurgents didn't give a fuck
>nothing left of her for her mother to find
>other soldiers raid nearby home
>find an artillery shell and detain suspects
>detainee in my vehicle sobs all the way to detainee facility

Cant really do my good ones.

>be sof
>working up to leave garrison
>be training some techs with mk18s at night
>over compensating black tech doesn't put rifle on safe after firing
>make him lay down in the ocean for a very long while, then get covered in sand in order to try again

>>135099962
I won't judge him too harshly because he didn't give me specifics, but it was interesting to meet a war criminal in person. If I'm being completely honest it rattled me a bit, but I don't think I let it show.

>>135098064
Please be real, I need this God. >>135098697
You're a very old fag, anon. Was this Iraq 1.0?
>>135099135
STFU chair force faggot, Trump ended your transition today. This is a war sorry thread, not about how you heard a man talk that one time, you fucking pog faggot.
>>135099350
Very believable, anon

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>>135100319
>detainee sobs all the way to facility
that's because he knew he was about to be forced to bend over and accept the long dick of freedom

>>135099993
Germans are honorary Yamato. Fuck Italians.

>>135100277
Nobody cares, none of us have ever cared.
Bush, Obama. Napoleon, Wellington. Pompeii, Caesar.

We never fucking cared, anon. GFY, faggot.

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>>135095649
>imagines a japanese version of Bane.

>rictory dfreated eurr

lel

>>135099496
Korea was infinitely better than Japan and Okinawa
>>135100563
>op says nothing about combat
>veterans tell us stories
Anyway, are you a nigger crayon eater, or are a regular joe crayon eater? Because I quite liked the regular crayon eaters, especially when we went out to a bar on one of the few days we weren't on lockdown because of one of your nigger brethren.

>>135100305
>happy about the side that betrayed you
pants on head retarded Germany, as always.

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>>135100987
(((Earnhardt)))
Dude looked super racist.
As a person that says nigger a lot I recognize fellow people that say nigger a lot. And that dude said nigger all the fucking time.

>>135100563
Yeah those are genuine Afghanistan stories from some years ago. War is way more stupid than its ever portrayed. There's always dumb shit happening. Getting ambushed and rolling into a ditch next to your buddy and laughing at the stupid face he's making and then he laughs at your stupid face and then you're like fuck this was an ambush.

That awkward pause in battle where everyone tries to burn a smoke quick or take a piss. Having a signal flare land on some farmer's crops and light the whole village on fire as you get extracted by helicopter.

So dumb.

>>135094828
My grandfather would collect gold teeth from the corpses of dead Japs. One of your sneaky yellow ancestors did manage to shoot him in the jaw, but that only made him meaner, & he kept fighting until the end of the war

>>135093913
When you are in combat, there is only one color. Army green. Everyone is a brother. I wish that was life.

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>>135095649

God damn, those bantz almost even it up for Hiroshima

>>135101356
>shot him in the jaw
well it's a good thing he had all those teeth

>>135101267
Buddy of mine caused a horrible fire with a flare misfire. Within the wire. Was pretty funny in hind sight.

>father was drafted into Vietnam
>be 18
>be similar to recon marine
>attached to live in a village, never live on a base
>first day there
>villagers frantic because the kids are missing
>marines eventually find kids being held hostage by VC at the opening of a cave
>VC open fire at the marines through the kids
>marines win
>dead kids and body parts fucking everywhere

>haji attempts a green on blue in our cop
>his grenade was inert
>starts running away
>anp chase him down and crush his head with a gigantic rock

It was like space odyessy lmao

>>135101509
Yeah, must've been karma

English great grandfather was a messenger in ww1, used to ride a horse, by holding onto the side of the saddle facing away from the Germans so the horse appeared to have lost its rider. He survived the war and then signed up to the Black and Tans in Northen Ireland which he refused to talk about

>deployment beards

>>135093913
I once got a papercut. Shit still gives me flashbacks.

>>135094828
The true story is that your grandfather cut off a Chinamans dick and ate it for every meal for four years.

>chair force PRP SF
>in Turkey
>in guardmount
>"yeah they installed the wrong radio batteries under the passenger seats for the radio so they might explode/catch fire"
>drive out to area smoke starts pouring out from under seat me and driver hop out
>wait for other patrol to come get us
>light smokes off of burning hmmwv and drink some chai with a turaf near us
>mfw that turaf shot a kurd at the fence who was trying to take a shit the next day.

>>135098697
>NCO is screaming and wiping
>NCO is screaming in my face

top kek

>>135094828
T. Fat white weeaboo nerd larping with asuka pillow

>>135096503
oil that blade

>>135096690
>>135097277

FIERCE SAMURAI! Not gonna lie guys, Daisuke isn't wrong here.

Nevertheless, you insult my honor, my country, and my woman. I will be sure to remember these posts while I impregnate so many of your virgins in 2018 and again in 2020. Maybe then you won't need to import any more sand monkeys; the last 27 didn't work out so well for you, did they?

>>135102968
do you like turk food? what did you do for libo in turkville\?

>>135097483
based chinaman never disappoints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidgMwrHhaY

>>135099389
>slap off a green star

the hell does that mean?

>>135103762
Lamb is good but gets old fast, Raki though is booze from god. Base on lockdown when i was there so had to bang deployed 10s

>>135103991
He popped a bigass green flare into their front window using a grenade launcher.

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>>135094828
your rap name: 2nuke

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>>135094828

Savage m8

>>135104564
Ah yes, the 2@10.

>>135103991
A green flare shot from an undermounted launcher. Such fun

>>135093913
Not a war one but a good one. Be me in barracks. Come back from our in the field, everyone drinks and gets rowdy. One soldier walks off and disappears. Ends up at another units barracks. They ask him where he's going, he proceeds to knock the guy the fuck out and books it. Crawls into the barracks, falls asleep. Half the unit he pissed off comes down the way looking like something out of gangs of New York, various blunt objects in hand. We have a short screaming match with them cause we didn't know he did it. They eventually leave after command comes down and tells them to. Next morning we wake him up and he rolls over half asleep. We ask him if he knocked some dude out and all he does is a half-sleep smile. Half the bay cracks up.

>>135093913
>Join army
>Fight for country
>Kill faggot terrorists
>Entire country doesn't care, embraces terrorist refugees, tell me I'm a murdering jew servant.
>Think solemnly on this
>Experience Vietnam
>Gimme shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os

>>135106183

im sorry anon....

>>135100277
the fuck is this pic

>>135105815
Aye this anon gets it

>>135105924
Half the shit we did was just fucking around to pass the time

>>135106527
Okinawa was full of them, but at least in Korea we were more free to do what we wanted. Also, in Korea businesses will literally tell niggers they don't want them in the establishment.

Granpa was an OG eighth route army burgernator back in the good ol days of helping best korean kick fat invader asses. Didn't participate in the killing. Knew some chingrish so got assigned as translator. Had to ask sobbing ameritard pows with shit filled pants what their names, ranks, and serial numbesrs were. Traded the equipment he got, like shitty soviet spoof rifle and ghetto as "armor" for local booze. Said the shit was like rice pudding, but stronger than the chink version of vodka. Report the equipment as missing or broken. Repeat and profit.

More later, gramps was pretty dank during the wars so he has a shit ton of stories.

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>be me, bomb maker
>be in Iraq base next to a major road connecting two cities
>only supposed to put IEDs in designated areas with high mudslime traffic
>last few nights get hit and runned by mudslimes who drive up to a hill slightly off-road and then shoot shit at us
>get pissed off
>ask top-dog if I can plant some IEDs on the hill during lunch
>surewhynot.jpg
>everyones told to stay the fuck away from the hill
>get a call of insurgents in one of the cities so a convoy is sent out
>it's pretty slow so it blocks up the road
>civ gets impatient and tries to go around.
>sets off an IED
>mfw

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>>135100305
This. I literally can hear the salted burgers slapping their sausage fingers against their keyboards.

it was 13:00 hours and broklyn was being a bitch like always. told him to shut the fuck up the enemy might hear him . he didnt care about anything. fucking idiot. then our CO comes through the door and tells us to stop being faggots and do the fucking paperwork. i tell him its against labor laws to make us work so many hours consecutively without a break. he says he doesnt have time for this shit i said i didnt have time for a shit either and point at the potted plant in the corner of the room. its was like a loaf of bread hanging over the rim. they docked my pay that week

>>135107007
if you say so

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>>135094948
>killed by friendly fire

lol, even then, no one liked leafs

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Had a great grandfather on the Arizona when it was bombed....

>>135106834
Kek you and the Canadians were the best whenever I went overseas

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>>135107131
You took a shit in a potted plant? That's the caliber of individual that is guarding muh freedoms?

Continuing with the based grandpa stories.
Be winter in best korean. So cold that most of the high rank officers were more coat than man, gramps sorta included. Lmao, money and resources were so tight that heating stoves were only available in command centers. Gramps be camping shit out in a bunker. Too many comrades sacrificed so hr was tight as well so translator gramps got guard duty. Fukken burger air raid comes out of nowhere. Drops a shit ton of liberty and napalm on bunker and the ground around it for a 1 mile radius. Fired some high caliber shots too. One shot got through the made in china quality bunker. Went straight into gramps. Gramps legit savage didn't even notice, but totally amazed by amerifats fireworks. Other meat shield rank chink aska Comrade you just got shot are you okay? Gramps realises what just happened. Mfw the fucking thick ass winter coat, along with 10 inches of bunker ceiling stopped the bullet. Mfw he told me the bullet was still hot. Mfw based gramps a actually enjoyed ameritards heat delivery. Mfw i almost didn't get born had gramps not known chingrish, thus never getting the coats.

Moar war bantz coming up.

>>135099389
Sounds too good to be true...

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>>135094948
Your grandpa dipped out on your stupid Canadian grandma because she's fat. He's fucking a Lithuanian. He was fingerblasting Romanian gypsy bitches and shit. Rapin a Croatian. It was so nasty. Nuke the Viet Canadian pajama wearers.

Grandfather and his company toured in the Japanese theater. They slept in disguised foxholes while their camp was empty. At night if the watch caught some Japs sneaking in/around to kill them, they murdered the fuck out of them. The strategy apparently kept working and the Japs never learned. My grandfather still has a shrine protection charm that he got off of one of their bodies once. He said he'll leave it to me.

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>>135101267
>Having a signal flare land on some farmer's crops and light the whole village on fire as you get extracted by helicopter.

kek

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All jokes aside I find it quite disturbing that so much time and effort and resources are used to dispose of human shit. Why not just leave it there. Fuck those people. Their countries are like giant litter boxes anyway.

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>>135094828

> Be Navy fag
> Be in Iraq
> Work twelve on twelve off
> 6 and 1 schedule
> Work 1 PM to 1 AM
> Turnover 20-30 minutes
> Either wait a half hour for bus (usually half filled with stinky Nigerian mercenaries), or hike without a battle buddy to the DFAC ~2 miles away.
> Walk
> It's Friday
> Special day of the week at the DFAC
> Boiled Steak and hard/chewy lobster tail cooked by Poo nationals
> After eating I head to my CHU
> Take my blouse off
> Turn on Opie and Anthony episode
> Chug down some NOexplode
> Start working out
> Stomach growls
> Ignore
> Growls deeper and louder
> Definitely have to shit
> Can't walk around without full uniform or without rifle
> Try to dress quickly and double time it to the latrine
> Two feet from toilet and the balloon knot fails
> Liquid shit down my ACU pants to my boots
> Just turned in other uniforms for cleaning day before
> Won't be ready for another day
> Fucked
> Pissed but luckily I'm alone in there
> Rip soap container from wall
> Jump in shower with pants and boots on
> Wash clothes as best as I could
> Walk back to CHU
> Air dry uniform
> Next day uniform looks alright
> Kind of stinks
> Preemptively blame Nigerians on bus ride to compound
> Preemptively blame Iraqis at work
> Drop off poo pants to Poo nationals that work laundry
> Never use NOexplode again

Got no time gotta shitpost fast

Based gramps got shot in chest once. The stupid southern koreans liberty messed up his aim so gramps was fine. Got sent back home, too injured to fight, too valueable to die. He said his war buddy told him that the dickbag who shot him got crisped by some friendly fire, courtesy of the burgers who don't know how to keep bomb hatches closed. Retired from the field to do some desk work. Life was good, nice military perks and shit. Yadda yadda yadda, after two generations of replenishing china's best and only resource, human resource, i fukken poped into this world.

Great uncle pretty dank too. Told me he rode a fukken tank into one of the newly liberated cities during the communist revolution. It's top tier kick ass considering how rare tanks were back then in barely industrial china. Guy's probs a war criminal, high rank officer too. Probs murdered revolutionary dissenters by the truck loads. Doesn't talk much about other war shit. Likes plants, they're calm and quite, and don't scream when you pour water on them or snip parts of them off.

Holy fuck i just realised that my family is pretty militarized.

>>135103592
>the last 27 didn't work out so well for you
>Raped women on public transport.

The fuck you on about, they integrated perfectly.

>>135096690
>barbarian savage idiot who cannot do math
I can do enough math to know that two bombs was not enough.

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>Great Grandpa and Grandpa killed Commies in 1932 El Salvador
>Uncles removed commies during the civil war in the 80s, dad was a spy for them
>I fucked with some Hajis when I was in the sandbox, no kills though

I have a feeling I'll get to live up to the family tradition of removing Commies soon though

>>135108311
Every pic I see of the inhabitants of the Sandbox makes me question how fucking inbred they are

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>>135104988
>siding with the nip

DELET

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So many of you poor fucks got deployed to the sandbox

>>135108836
>ignoring first signs of having to shit
Is this just an american thing to do?

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>>135108836
Thank you for this, anon

>>135109242
One can hope

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>>135108836

>Navyfag
>wearing ACU

I mean, both are absolute shit but that still does not compute

>>135096690
>barbarian savage idiot who cannot do math
Made me smile, not gonna lie

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>>135100807
Italians did fuck all to help the allies, fuck Italy

>>135109887
lol Italy invaded France just to have a seat at the table during the surrender.

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>>135109651
These don't do much in the desert

>>135110024
why the fuck does the Navy even have blue camo?

>>135098640
Muh dick, hahahhahah Japanon reduced you to a nigger

How does it feel shart boy

Okay let's get a current war bantz on before i expire

Got a nice aunt, just married, 9/10 chinese standard, 7-8/10 world standard
Stfu she's really distantly related, chinese families are bigger and better than shitty amerifat stepfather x 4 type serial killer raising reality show jokes. Aunt works for "national security department", got married to this other "national security department" guy. Their wedding though, rofl there were more guests in full military uniform than suits. They both can't even talk about what they do at work. Was a bigsports event in city, they had to work uber over time. Shit was intense at their house. Their kid got really spooked. Heard from uncle one time in secret that they foiled a Mongolian jihads plan to mess up this public event. Poor jihad didn't even have a bomb, security too tight, no material, no methods, can't outsource bc of travel checks n shit. Poo skin mudslime had a knife. Just a big ass butcher knife. Fucking still caught him. Glad to have based aunt and uncle protecting great land of china from cultural enrichment from peaceful religions and chaos. You ameritards and eurofags can learn a thinf or two from the 100% police state china, which just so happens to be just as about much terrorist free.

>>135110024

Wouldn't they just issue you AOR2 uniforms or surplus DCU/MCCUU?

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>be me, again
>get called in to disarm a fairly large bomb that was dropped near an intelligence relay because if you can make 'em you can break 'em right?
>get there
>no readout on the bomb because it's not a fucking movie
>no fucking clue what I'm looking at, doesn't look like any generic bomb that you usually see
>call it in saying this is nothing like anything I make or that I have experience with
>they tell me they have no one else more qualified that is currently nearby
>fuckme.gif
>try tracing the wires back and forth from the explosive to the detonator
>explosive seems to be a solid explosive
>looks like it has a timer as well as some kind of receiver all wired with redundancy so if any connection is severed it goes boom.
>only thing I can do is try and minimize damage by moving it somewhere less important
>pick it up and start moving slowly down the street in a full bomb suit with a giant fucking bomb in my hands
>everything goes quite, my heats racing
>few minutes later I'm half way down the street when I hear a electrical buzz and a little fizz
>fuck this shit I'm out
>drop the bomb and run
>a few seconds later it explodes
>get shrapnel in my back but thankfully it's only a flesh wound because heavily kitted
>turn around to see the damage
>mfw I dropped it in front of a kebab shop
>mfw it had 7 people inside
>mfw 2 of them were kids
>mfw they're all plastered with shrapnel

>>135110130
Aesthetics.

>>135109651
Provincial Reconstruction Team faggots would wear ACUs no matter the branch.

>>135109887

Italy literally fought better under the Allies than they did with the Axis.

>>135110130
Because the Army came up with a stupid pattern so the Navy was like "We always take the game, lets take their stupid pattern idea too."

>>135106834
anon how do you construct an IED

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>>135110130
So when you fall overboard they have no chance of finding you. The working uniforms before we got these were even worse. Janitor uniforms.

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>>135106183
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

>>135110424

If it makes you feel any better. You probably improved the camouflaging ability of that set of ACUs by taking a shit in them.

>>135095502

believable/10

>>135096690
Lol, it's the West who taught the Japanese modern technology and culture. Without us, you people would still be cleaning your buttholes by shoving wooden sticks inside them.

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>>135110245
Worked under Army command. Trained at Army base. It confused the duck out of people. I'd get saluted non stop. People thinking I was a colonel. Pic related.

>>135110424
isn't that what the duty uniform had been since like WWII though?

>>135096690
>>135095649
>>135094828
br00tal

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Not combat related but I believe that every person whose been deployed or to the sandbox will have a story about "The Suck"

>be innadurkaland
>nothing is going on, nothing has happened all deployment
>boredom begins to set in, days melt into weeks and melt into months
>still get no sleep because everyone is paranoid something is going to happen
>coming off a 12 hour watch, get caught in the most brutal sandstorm I ever experienced
>stumbled around for what felt like hours, I was dogass tired, sand was getting everywhere and I couldn't find my way around the FOB
>Sandstorm begins to die down, get my bearings, realize I walked damn near to the other side of the FOB
>literally falling asleep walking, dragging my feet, can't keep my head, hungry but my fatigue takes precedent
>then out of nowhere it begins to rain
>not just a light rain, begins pouring, in the fucking middle of the desert
>all the dust on my overalls and body begins to turn into this grimy slush
>can feel it start to run down my back , start to tell myself I'm gonna have to shower
>stop dead in my tracks, begin to take in the misery, the absurdity of it all, just the completely banality of it all
>I had reached the point where all you could do was laugh, just stand there and laugh
>hundreds of millions years of the evolution of mankind culminating to this one singular moment, this sudden moment of clarity, that it all really doesn't matter, none of it fucking matters
>or through some kind of cosmic plan, God in his infinite wisdom had decided that I, Cpl. Anon, must find himself getting caked in middle eastern moondust and continue my own descent mental degeneration
>I just stood there and laugh as the rain begin to sting my face and wash the madness away

I miss it guys but I can't go back, wat do?

>>135101060
>betrayed
explain.

>>135110531
True. That pattern is shit for camouflage.

>>135110416
It depends on what's lying around. Most of the time we don't have actual c4 charges lying around so I use anything from tank rounds to grenades. The trigger is usually a simple pressure plate with a striker if it's a volatile explosive or a small battery connected to light-bulb filament embedded in the explosive if it's stable.

>>135110744
Pretty much except the pants were bell bottoms.

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>>135110277

>>135110733

What did you do? Coordinate operations between Navy and Army?

>>135110886
Go back and kill some hajis

>>135097277
Since you say you fuck someone lighter than a feather, i just have to assume you mean your blowup-doll waifu.

>>135101185
not just that, but in racing, the dude was just a complete asshole on the track

>>135110424
I always heard the new Navy MARPAT ripoff has dye in it that turns orange in seawater and leaves a giant slick so you're easier to rescue.

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>>135111268
Thanks Estonia

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>>135093913
>in fallujah in 82nd airborne div
>base gets mortared constantly
>doing a convoy (mainly mechanics)
>riding passenger in a deuce
>we get lit up from some buildings a hundred yards away or so
>we return fire
>my m4 was doing some damage
>actually it was my buddy on the 50 up top, and the other 3 or 4 we had lol
>no more gunfire
Found out one of our infantry units went to clear the building and found a buncha dead rag heads.
>hope it was the fucks mortaring us
>more mortars that night

Thats how most of my stories go since i wasnt infantry, but our convoys got constantly ambushed.

>>135095148
my new favourite song

>>135094828
You bring dishonor to your family you chink, I bet it was fun for him to see all his ching chong relatives die to nukes and especially entertaining to see his chink country suck american dick everyday

>>135108836
Were you an IA?

>>135110677
japs had their own industrial revolution w/o outside influence while ww1 was underway

>>135093913
>eating spaghetti MRE
>suddenly the afghan police roll up to our position with some kid that somebody shot.
>Kid's dad is with them.
>He sits down next to me in silence as I eat spaghetti while his kid dies
>i can't finish the spaghetti because its gross and fuck everything i don't care enough to eat more
>chuck it on the ground so stray orange kittens that live in some junk can eat it
>some faggot manlet comes up and stomps on it
>it ded
>gotta emergency poop cus stomach illness from whatever
>gonna shit pants if I don't move quick
>practically run to plastic shit bag pile
>get my plastic shit bag ready
>nothing comes out

just a randomly chosen day

>>135100319
Should have raped her before killing her. Waste

>>135110234
Yea but we also dont have our local deputies prying 3rd trimester fetuses from chicks.

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>>135112194

>>135101669
That was the early war Marine CAP program. Squads would live with rural villagers in order to combat VC cadres that would pillage rice from villages and forcibly conscript their young men to fight. Was actually pretty successful program

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>>135112194

>raping hunks of meat

She's not even alive anymore, that's necrophilia at best.

>>135100277
kek'd at filename

>>135111112
Detainee operations. They started sending us after the photo shoot that happened at Abu Ghraib.

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>be me actually doing my job for once
>get called into the big tent
>top-dog and xXxSniperDudexXx are in there waiting
>get asked if I can make some ammo for sniper mans gun because it's some fucked up caliber that he's run out of and he's going roach hunting tonight
>sure I guess
>start machining the rounds
>add a little secret bang sauce because I'm board as fuck and explosives is what I do
>finish up and go to bed
>get called in tomorrow
>sniper man wants more rounds
>says they're way better than the other ones he used
>even if he misses a vital point on the target they still die because it leaves a giant fucking hole wherever it hits

probably broke some kind of Geneva bullshit but who cares the shit works.

dad knew a merc who fought in africa in the 60s-80s, he'd run over niggers on the side of the road with his truck. when he captured any prisoners in firefights, he'd take their watches and shoot them all dead, he was a real man, died of cancer in the 90s, rip

>>135100157
I fucking lold

>>135099389
Thank you for your service

>>135111520
Not that I've heard of. Never been out to sea though, so I wouldn't know.

>>135111810
Haha, sure
>be Grorious Nihon Teikaku in 1867
>comfy feudalism with beheading and all
>Perry cucks you
>invite European and American experts
>suddenry idustriar revorution
>Grorious Nihon steer

>>135111806
GSA. Pretty much the same thing but you pick orders. You aren't just sent off if you are a shirt bag at your command.

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>>135101971

>>135112501
aussies have a job that involves you machining rounds? Like from scratch?

>>135095649
This
He speaks the truth.

>>135111520
>turns orange when it touches salt water

you fucking idiot

>>135112846
Every base does as a plan B.

>war stories
How about when America was tricked by the Jews into fighting against Germany. Twice.

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>>135095649
>>135095649
you guys are a country of half breeds formed by manchurian tribal migrants(Japanese) and JOMON aboriginals(original inhabitants) which got shoah'd.

>>135112846
The machinery was there in case we ever needed it for whatever reason. We rarely used it but it came in handy a few times so I suppose it was worth it. Like I said before we were out in the middle of the sandbox so sometimes drops were missed and we needed to make do with what we had.

>>135094828
top kek

>>135112941
No, it's true. It's like the dye they put in the pool that changes colors if you pee in it.

>>135094828
/pol/ btfo

aliens are real. Or at least what those people talk about other beings. Maybe they come from the center of the earth I dunno.
I have seen them since being in the military.
>maybe I am crazy since the military.

>>135098937
Why are americucks so proud of this Jew run shithole?

My Great Grandzhether was a transgender that proudly served in WW2 on 1984 fire missions, shooting off the balls of 451 friendlies. I'm not sure how I was born since zhe had no testicles, vagina, penis, breasts, ovaries, sperms. Maybe zhe turnt into a worm human and regenerated both sets of sexual organs.

>>135101403
That's some nice globalist multicultural talking points

>>135112953
the fuck we do

>>135113076
hmm can we think of a time that saltwater might touch this fabric that isn't the ocean, maybe it has something to do with heat regulation of the body

>>135110277
I do not believe u

>>135093913
I remember on MCRD Parris Island (fuck you west coast you pansy fucks) my training went through Christmas. While all the other DI's left to see their family, one singular mean mother fucker got pissed he had to babysit us. So instead of getting smoked we were told we were gonna watch a movie for Christmas. Of course we were all excited because we could actually get some entertainment. The DI spoke softly, and said we would get to vote on the movie. They were all kids movies. We picked Charlie Brown Christmas. So this asshole rolls out a TV set, gets a sharpie, a notecard, and some tape, wrote "Charlie Brown Christmas" on the piece of paper, and we sat there watching it for hours. Anyone who was caught looking away got smoke checked.

>>135113462
No because the chemical only works when they're in the ocean with the salt water.

>>135112501
Fake

>>135113601
nigga you wouldn't believe half the shit that happens out in that shit hole.

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>I shot a car with a 20mm
>missed anything worth hitting and killed a pregnant mom and a 6 year old o the back seat
>It's okay because they ended up thinking it wasn't us

>>135113796
why the fuck were you shooting a car with a pregnant woman and a kid in the back with a 20mm?

>>135113796
Now you are even more mentally unstable and wish to chop off your dick and re enlist as a zhe.

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>>135095649
>Nip
>Talking shit about population
http://www.ipss.go.jp/ps-doukou/j/doukou15/doukou15_gaiyo.asp

Almost half of your prime-breeding age population are fucking virgins.

>>135113874
I just got told to stop it man, dude was fucking retarded to drive where he was driving.

>>135113649
>parris island

stopped reading there, nobody cares what WMs do, learn how to hike faggot

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>>135113887
>mentally unstable
A little, I have a really bad temper and like violence.

>tranny shit
disgusting

>>135113972
Oh you've been to San Diego? Your bitch hikes are nothing compared to sand fleas. We stand in formation a lot and if one of those little shits bit you and you stiffened up or moved in the slightest the DI would make you roll around in the sand so more of em clung to you. I got smoked more than I can count on my hands because of them. Walking is easy, sand fleas aren't.

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my great grandfathers trophy

>>135113796

Bush War?

>>135094828
Japan truly is God tier

>>135093913
GIT SUM!!! HAHAHA!!!

>>135113796
were they niggers?

>>135114365
You need to be blitzed again.

>>135114362
No man, I'm not that old. Security work in the Niger Delta.

everyone was shitfaced drunk from hard binge drinking in 110 degree weather in a foreign port and we had to emergency start up nuclear reactors

-some navy faggot

>>135093913
My great granddad used to tell tales how in ww2 the sandnigs in the soviet army just screamed Allah snack bar and fired their guns in the general direction of the enemy without hitting anything

Obviously not much has changed in the present day

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>>135114483

Tell us more...

I take it you're an SADF vet?

>>135114483
Oh you're fine then. Nothing of value was lost

>>135093913
I m not a vet, however much of my family is
Great uncle served in ww1
>farmer
>Served in Meus Argonne Offensive
>witnessed worse fighting Americans have ever seen
>lost a leg
>shrapnel wounds
>and a bullet dent right on the brim of his doughboy helmet inch lower he would have died.
>his diary also mentions gas attacks and flame throwers
I still have his helmet, diary photos, paybooks, and a german trench lantern he must have taken as a trophy, also have his canteen

My grandfather brother served in Korea, very quiet only mentioned one story i know of
>mentions trenches
>mentions groups of 4 soldiers sitting in 2 at a time back to back on night watch
>one group of 2 men are sitting infront of him his back to another
>literal dead bodies line the top of the trench failed human wave assault from other day
>falls asleep do to exhasution
>wakes up to actual Koreans stabbing the guy behind him, who also fell asleep
>other 2 guys wake up infront of him
>shoot in all directions apparently another assault was underway,

My Dad was a marine in gulf war, was in command of several Humvee trucks and artillery pieces.
>was ordered into kuwait
>spend alot of time sitting in a ditch
>saw the oil fields burning
>was told to order arty strike on some building or something apparently a sniper?
>fire artillery salvos
>next day unit passes the area shelled
>witnesses dead Iraqi soldiers
>one guy laying near a crater had legs blown off was wearing a soviet style helmet
>dad sends me the helmet in the mail.

And lastly a Vietnam vet i met once
>said he was in Vietnam for a while no action nothing at all stationed in some city or town
>one day chaos ensues its the Tet offensive
>VC in the city
>they flee to forested area outside of town
>unit sent out to attack
>chopper crashes and unit is told to go to it
>apparently VC wrapped grenades with barb wife and threw them toward the chopper disabled it
>VC that threw the nade also died from barb wire nearby

>my grandma's step dad goes to eastern front
>never comes back

Thanks Germans

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>>135099645
FUUUUUCK
now i'm pissed

>>135114747
kike.

>>135095649
I'm sorry Japan, but your country is made of faggots who don't even have disposition to have sex with real women.
I'm a weeb but even so It's hard to defend you because of this. Your people is just patetic.

>muuh shut up monkey nigger muh brazil third world

Did you know that Brazil has the biggest japanese colony outside Japan? I bet I've fucked more japanese women than you

>>135114812

You're mum is fat and ugly xD

>>135114555
Thats a nice family history anon. All my related relatives fought on the second line and never saw combat to my knowledge.

My uncle did some cool shit though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jones_(admiral)

>>135114538
>you're an SADF vet?
No, everything was falling apart already. I went to th UK to do my service. I joined a security firm with some ex-SADF and Rhodie types after 4 years and went just about everywhere in Africa you can imagine. Some work was easy (UN work in Somalia) some was more draining (oil plant boogaloo in the Niger Delta).

I stopped going on long trips up continent because I married my girlfriend and didn't want my kids to not have their dad around.

I mostly do security contracting work for police and mining companies now. It pays nicely but is more admin related. I volunteer for public order though, that shit is fun.

>>135114747
Hope he starved to death in a POW camp.

>doing a routine security and scout op around the east region of helman province in a small convoy of 3 bushmasters
>halfway through, 4 taliban guys start letting of rounds at our 9, piss poor "ambush" , we move into a A manuvere, gunners out a few blurps of the HMG.

>fire a grenade at them. take 2 out, other two run off like bitches.

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>>135093913
Charlie got froggy with mortars from a village on my grandpas US Army airfield that also housed a ROK infantry regiment. Response is Gook on gook action.
Two days later: no survivors
:pic related

>>135112501

fake and gay

>>135114223
Why do cakalakies call their mexicans sand fleas? That's a new one .

>>135114494
The sand box

>>135115021

>I went to th UK to do my service.

Is that common? Are you considered a British subject or are you forced to enlist as a foreigner?

>UN work in Somalia

You were around for the shitstorm of the 90s (Black Hawk Down and the like) or for the more recent shitstorm of the Obama years?

>I stopped going on long trips up continent because I married my girlfriend and didn't want my kids to not have their dad around.


You have kids now I take it? Are they aware of your line of work?

Have quite a few tales to tell, but I'll tell some of the ones i can fully recall.

>Used to be a senior technician/vice penchief and for a two week period a replacement penchief while working with drones.
>saw with some very talented people and some that were on the borderline retarded
>most Ashkenazi and or Slavs came and did their job and were quick learners
>while those that came from N. Africa and Arabia were usually either barely adequate or plain retarded (few exceptions)
>and one Ethiopian nigger
>nigger had a tendency of fucking up on a regularly
>forgot tools, was always late, got stopped by mp's for being untidy
>didn't get to go home very often because of that
>was barely allowed to work on the since the penchief didn't trust him
>during that two week period of me being the substitute penchief there were no issues until the last day
>was sleeping like a brick on when i get called at 4am
>one of the drones engines went up in flames
>proceed to haul ass nearly running over 3 different species of wildlife, including wild boars and desert kikes
>get to the pen and see that the entire back of the plane is burnt
>start investigating on how the fuck did that happen (they are cheap pieces of shit, but they don't catch on fire for nothing)
>remember that we had a shortage of manpower so i told shlomobongo to help
>check the engine bay and see a couple of cans of drink and a smell of caramel
>ask where did that fucking coon run off to
>one of my techs said he ran off somewhere
>take the truck and a couple of my guys with a couple of rifles and go coon hunting
>after 3 hours of searching we found him laying near the fence with a broken leg and lashes
>ask him what happened
>said he saw a small boar and hin tried to catch him, only to be run over by his moma
>proceeded to laugh my ass off while contemplating about either leaving him there or putting a bullet in him
>Unfortunately base sec came and drove him to the infirmary
>he got 5 months of prison

>tfw your country's army is fucking shit tier and doesnt even do any actual army shit (i.e fucking killing people)

what country's army would I be able to join and get to kill the most 3rd worlders?

>>135095649
Wicked.

>>135094828
b r u t a l

>>135115966
Should have been a murder-suicide

>>135115989
Jews.

>>135115989
US Army Delta force (CAG) sees more action than any military unit on the planet. They now recruit from all branches as well. If you can't make it there, the US Army Rangers are the go to direct action force right now. That means midnight raids, all the time. Shoot lots of shitskins

>>135095148
my sides, my sides
wherefore art thou, my sides

>>135097277
Drunk marine pls stop. Don't you have some underage girls to sexually assault? It's not the like the Japanese me are fucking them

>>135093913
Uncle served in the 2nd infantry division in Korea. Saw a lot of fighting I guess. But the only trophy he brought back was missing toes from frostbite.

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>>135115966

>even in the heart of ZOG, those with European blood are still better than the coons and sandmonkeys

You're Ashkenazi?

>>135116230
Considered it, but honestly o was laughing too hard to aim at the moron.

Either way, got a couple others of you'd like to hear. Serving in the Israeli army was pretty funny at times.

>>135115989
french foreign legion
if you make it

My grandfather was a sergeant in WWII whose squad helped to break the Sigfried Line. His squad took out a machine gun nest using only grenades as they were out of rifle ammo.

He took a piece of shelves shrapnel to his left arm but he lived to be 84. He was a complete American badass, I know he's guarding Heaven now.

>>135093913
not me but kinda funny, this is from a good buddy in highschool
>Be him
>at FOB geronimo
>have to shit
>on guard or whatever
>tells some other guy watch his post for literally 2 minutes
>he said he was literally sitting in a pillbox or bunker or whatever for 6 hours doing nothing and thought he'll shit and go back
>goes to latrine (porto-potty)
>hears snickering
>pls no
>porto potty starts to move left
>guys seriously stop
>marines start tipping it back and forth
>one marine uses too much strength and it tips over fully
>shit, piss, and blue stuff all of his MARPAT
>has to take his stuff off and burn it
>went the rest of his deployment with only one other MARPAT uniform with his name on it

>>135116633
*shrapnel. Most likely from a mortar round or a ricochet round from the machine gun nest. No shelves involved that I know of.

>>135116486
What is up with your women and getting GOYED? I know a slew of guys who come home with pretty atttactive Israeli wives.
What's your game, Juden?

>>135116458
Russian, so basically slav. Can somewhat be considered as Ashkenazi.

>>135116849
If the mother is Jewish then so is the child :^)

Also, im considered a goy as well.

>>135097277
How you know my woman? Why you fuck to my woman?!

>grandfather a radioman telling story about Korean War
>first day of deployment he see literal niggers driving drunk on a jeep
>korean kids playing on street
>nigger drives into them and laughing like a maniac
>kids die
>On trench
>commies keep coming
>no end to it
>he just sit at the back as the other mow down the fuckers as he watch
>On road riding a truck
>see norks coming down the road on a truck too
>grandfather and his co's didn't bother stopping and gave way for norks.
>grandfather look at the norks while the norks pass them but the norks also just look at them.
>norks wave at them
>they wave back
>one day also on a convoy
>ambush happened
>grandfather's vehicle get hit by rocket
>grandfather gets thrown down the river
>wakes up on medic bay
>his head gets hit by shrapnel that was never remove until he dies.
>tells me everyone on his platoon died.
>only him lived

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>>135116995
>goy
>living in the cursed land
>did time in the service
Why?

>>135116912

Did you family arrive in the 80s or in the 40s?

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>>135114775
a woman used to babysit me when I was about 7-10 every so often, she was a serb that lived in the bosnian section of her town. she survived because she was friends with a handful of them that went to the college with her, let her stay with them and their families. they weren't muslims apparently, but almost everyone else in the neighborhood was. the building she had been living in got leveled by rocket artillery early on, and pretty quick serbian militias rolled back in to her town and started slaughtering everything that wasn't serbian. she got caught by a patrol, they realized she wasn't bosnian, and took her back to where some other serb civilians were living. her mom, brother, and father got massacred in her hometown.

>>135117233
Damn

>>135116458
>even in the heart of ZOG, those with European blood are still better than the coons and sandmonkeys
lmao how was it not obvious from the get-go?

>>135115966
Ethiopians are the true Jews.

>>135094828
Someone screencap this

>>135117314
Used to better than the east European shithole i came from.

>>135117387
Early 90's, was a little kid back then.

My friend's father just died last year in his 80s. He shot down like 7 Jap planes in the Pacific.

>>135117513
Fair enough I guess

>>135093913
My grandfather fought against the japs in WOII as a KNIL soldier. He told me he was chased by jap soldiers in the jungle and eventually got slashed by a katana, luckily he survived. He got a scar from his neck all to his back.

Also told how his friends were all murdered before his eyes and the japs forced him to drink their blood.

>>135101669
You must be 67 now. Good job living through 6 decades you larping faggot

>>135117872
>he can't read the first line

>>135113462
>>135113650
Or you know, could you imagine a situation in which you'd be exposed to salt water on a ship without actually being in the water?

>>135117513

You were born in Russia?

>>135117843

Was he a POW?

>>135118016
No, because it only works when you're in the salt water in the OCEAN.

>>135118173
Look, I actually do understand what you're saying, but I'm 99% sure that kinda dye is used in aircrew uniforms, not everyone is going to have it.

>>135093913
Grandpa of mine killed sandnigger back in Algeria. Had to do the same myself in Afghanistan. You know, don't break a family tradition

>>135118041

He was and was put in a concentration camp.