BREAKING: CARNIVAL RIDE BREAKS IN OHIO

>>135076549
>The market will regulate itself
Lol.

>Republican government

HOW SHOCKING

>>135076549
Why anyone would ever let their child on a carnival ride that goes over 5 mph and spins is beyond me.

is this the great happening we were promised?

>Ohio

Good, kill them before they escape.

>>135076687
No sane person will take this ride again. The idiots that do will die as well. Problem solved.

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>>135076687

The jews did this
Race war now

Hey, they said they wanted off the ride

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OHIO!

DAB ON THE HATERS!

and liberals want to let these places keep on importing illegals to maintain the rides

>>135077011

KEK NEEDED MORE BLOOD TO SUMMON THE 27TH

>>135076747
Popcorn butter can't melt steel chains

Carny Folk Uprising 2017

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>>135076549
>>135076549
>6 PEOPLE DEAD

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>>135076549
>I was on this exact same ride in my own state fair 3 days ago

FUCK

That was exactly what I was afraid would happen. The stage would raise itself and take out my legs. This one hit the seat and dislodged a whole fucking row. Jesus christ.

>>135077011
>be Ohio
>be the most Germanic state in US
>get ridiculed by anglos

Body parts or pieces of machinery flying around?

>>135077346
what do you think, lil detective?

>>135076549
what did they know about hillary clinton?

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is Ohio the continuation of the Roman Empire?

That was cool thanks OP

>>135077222
You got lucky, son.

>>135076549
This is my greatest fear on those types of rides. On the off chance I do find myself on one, the entire time I'm shitting bricks thinking that this will happen. I look up at the bolts, or in some cases the single bolt holding it all together and just freak out. My sister makes me ride them all the time, and sure, I have an overall good time, but I don't think it's worth it. I would rather chill in a lake on on the beach with a beer.

>>135077346
why the fuck would it be body parts?

it looks like the seat just detached, so everyone on that one was injured, the 2 guys flying off, the one that flew higher probably died the other lived.

god what a shitty way to die, no knowledge of it, you're just flung in the air. Imagine what you're thinking as you're flying in the air about to land on some hard fucking concrete.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bUcVFuxws

>>135077222
>>I was on this exact same ride in my own state fair 3 days ago

get out of massachusetts

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>>135076549
Good example of why I don't go to amusement parks, fucking death traps covered in greasy trash

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>>135076549
Jesus

>>135076747
gtfo Daiz, fucking jew

Test

>>135076549
>trusting something assembled by some highschool dropout getting paid minimum wage

>>135077554
Ameusment parks are alright, it's the carnivals that are dangerous. Shits held together by duct tape and gum.

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Fuckin carnies.

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PLEASE BE MY X or her FAMILY.
>FuckOhio

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Ahh just the comic relief I needed today

>>135077529
The front seated detached and slammed into the one directly opposite it.

>>135077529
>Imagine what you're thinking

Probably something like "woah"

only 1 person died, faggot.

>>135076549
>MY LEG!

>>135077006
Do you think for them, the ride is finally over?

>>135076974

>No sane individual will operate machinery!
>No sane individual will eat food or drink water!

I'm not a big government guy, but safety regulations so that people don't fucking die in the name of saving money is one of the forms of government regulation that are absolutely necessary.

why the fuck would you go on that?

>>135077502
Are you fucking your sister at least?

>tfw no sister to fuck and make you go on deadly shitty carnival rides but you do it anyways just to make her happy and she makes you happy later at night

ALL ABOAAAAAAARRRD
AGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135076549
>A fucking bachata sounding in the background.

I though it was in my country for a moment.

>>135076549
Were they connected to Hillary Clinton in any way?

>riding attractions maintained by carnies
>even once

Never ever ride Carnival and State Fair shit. Go to a permanent theme park where actual inspections are required daily.

holy fucking shit

look what happens to the fat lady

she gets flung out of the seat, hits directly the seat behind her, bounces off and hits the steel beams behind her, only then does she start spinning in mid air and plummtering towards the ground

she's probably the one who died

After this ride stalled out on me and I was stuck hanging from the bars, I've never been on another ride.

They are maintained and operated by literal fucking retards and kids. Only a fucking idiot would ride on these things.

>>135076549
>only 5 seconds
REEEEEEEEE

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We all know (((who))) was behind this.

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>>135076549
>american quality

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>>135078114

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http://nbc4i.com/2017/07/26/columbus-fire-responding-to-reported-ride-malfunction-at-ohio-state-fair/

RIP in pepperoni my dudes. Remember to avoid carnie rides at all costs. Fuck gypsies.

>>135078081
her fat ass was probably the one that broke it

>>135076549
False flag to increase carnival security

>>135077554
Parks are fine because they're always checked by top mechanics every day before the park opens. Fairs are not because the rides always have to be taken apart then put back together.

>>135076549
But are they liberals?

>>135077810
Yep, the two people flying through the air seemed to come from the row that stayed on

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"It's gonna be fun"

>>135078206

I fell down in a burning ring of fire~

Breaking News: All 6 people were the IT group that the Democratic National Party hired to run their email servers during the 2016 election!

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>>135076549
hot damn that's heavy.

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Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest
trust me I live here

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HE DID NOTHING WRONG, ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED

>>135077704
How many times has Disneyland gotten sued for roller coasters coming off the tracks?

>>135076549
It says 1 dead, 6 injured in the description btw.

holy fuck it's time to play rollercoster tycoon2

>>135077987
>Not bring knowledgable about machinery before operating it
You're probably the kind of person who tries to drive a car with a flat tire then blames the government when you have to stop driving.
>Not knowing where your food comes from

These are both currently dangerous, and the government having regulations that don't work in place makes idiots like you feel safe.

>>135076549

I never went on carnival rides, i hate carnivals. They're gritty as fuck.

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FUCK NOW I WANT TO PLAY BLOOD MONEY AGAIN!

Why is there so much hate in this thread towards ohio? Explain like I'm a foreigner.

Only 1 person died. You're more likely to die in a car accident driving to the fair. Stop hating on carnies, we aren't all that bad.

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The people in charge of this shitshow

https://ohiostatefair.com/commissioners/

>>135078365
kys

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>>135078007
>taking your sister to the same carnival you met her at

>>135078366
All six were hookers that pissed on Trump's bed!

if this happens to you, how much money do you get?

is the family of the guy who died in for a massive paycheck?

>>135078329
Yeah that's what I figured, the one falling was at least flailing so they were still alive, no idea how far the drop was though.

>>135077011
What the fuck is Kike Paul doing here?

>>135078615
Ohio is one of the more irrelevant states. Says alot that it's mainly known for LeBron James.

FUCKING GLORMPFH DID THIS INPEACH NOWW!!!

Also I know park mechanics know their shit but it bothers me how many rides are operated by literal teenagers and naive 20 somethings. Even in the biggest parks only the Ferris Wheel is operated by someone that looks over 30.

>>135078178
(((whatever dumb fuck thinks carnival rides shouldn't be taken care of even considering having to travel so much)))

>>135076866
Charleston fag detected.

NOT ALL CARNIVAL RIDES
STOP THE CARNIEPHOBIA

>>135076549
fuck..... i was not expecting that...

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>>135077222
>77
>222

Kek is showing you something.

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>>135076549
OH FUGG :DDDDD

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>>135078419
i love you
>>135078590

>>135076549
Profits before safety, that's the American way. Lawyers will have a field day.

Sympathies to the families affected. Sad.

This is the only way off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

>>135078218
fuck you amerifat burger huffer im a good person but i fucking laughed out loud you gigglecunt!

>>135077011
/ourguy/ Reminder Jake Paul is the savior of the white race.

>>135078405
I lived right by the Fair Grounds for 10 years.
>FuckOhio

>>135077260
>the most Germanic state in US
That's Wisconsin though

1 dead 6 injured
OP IS FAKE NEWS AND A FAGGOT

>>135078218
should've gotten two tickets

BUT MY HEART IS IN OHIO

>>135077529
Probably that it was a stupid idea to go on a ride like that in what will no doubt objectively be known as the "stupid ages" in future human society

>>135078494

>You're probably the kind of person who tries to drive a car with a flat tire then blames the government when you have to stop driving.

I'm the sort of person who'd like to not get turned into meat paste because I tripped and fell or die of lung disease at 30.

>regulations that don't work

People aren't being killed by parasites in pigs or unclean water very often, so I'd say that they do a decent enough job.

O-H-

; (

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>>135078975

What the fuck you lookin' at CRACKA?

>>135078786
I'm from Ohio, You'd have a hard time arguing that it is not a top 15 state in terms of relevance. Shitload of health science and biotech stuff going on now.

>>135076549
I haven't been to the Ohio state fair in about 6 years
I bought a Ron Paul 2012 shirt there

>>135078405
awoo

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>>135078205
German quality
Cuck

>>135076549
ooooooooohhhhhhhhh fuck

these places are dirty as fuck and are riddled with black mob violence and filthy carney scam artists

I been on this kind of ride....a disaster waiting to happen...feels like you are gonna get flung out the whole time.

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https://youtu.be/3QV_zTsmr1Q
Fuck that man

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501120245202.webm

This is drumphs fault

>>135076549
Psyop

>>135078650
Fuck you, you limey bastard. If you've got a problem with Johnny Cash, you got a problem with America.

>>135078624
>database error
https://web.archive.org/web/20170417001247/https://ohiostatefair.com/commissioners/

>>135078686
Maybe a million or two tops. They will have insurance that covers this.

any idea what part failed?

>>135079219
So cut my wrists and black my eyes!

No joke. I saw them live and used the opportunity to talk to them and tell them how autistic I was and how I have trouble making friends n shit

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>>135076549
god damn ham planet broke the fucking ride

watch it slo mo

>Putting your life in the hands of dangerous precision machinery that is being maintained and operated by carnies
Darwin awards. Nothing more.

>>135078206
i rode this at a county fair when i was 14 or so

will never ride a carnie ride that goes up and down, spins, or faster than 3mph in my or my kids lives, swear on that

Carnival ride disasters are so viscerally disturbing. They happen so quick when everyone is excited and having fun. In a split second everyone is filled with terror and the immense contraption becomes a merciless killing machine that turns humans into chunks of broken meat.

>>135076747
MODS

>>135079326
Is this what a pussy looks like? It looks pretty gross. Why is there a smaller pussy inside her pussy? Is that where my dick is supposed to go?

>>135079002
All carnivals are like this. Parks are usually fine.

IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE

>>135079462
what am i looking at

we need to enhance this image

>>135079437
And old people across the universe

>>135079590
yes

>>135076549

is it me or does it look like the guard rail rose too early and smashed into one of the seats?

>>135079590
It smells too

>>135079462
>ham planet
anon please, you are being offensive to planets, that is easily a ham galaxy

>>135076687
Do you honestly fucking think that people are going to ride that thing again? Of course not this is going to seriously hurt the parks reputation and I 100% guarantee that the ride is going to get demolished rather than repaired.

Only a communist could be so dumb as to think that 1 incident isn't the market regulating it self.

>>135079556
this is why i dont fly

>>135079517
Every time I ride I'm fearing those text-and-driving maniacs.

>>135079658
thats the section that goes flying off and that's the arm of the fat fuck sitting in the section that broke

>>135078736
OHIO MOTHERFUCKER!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bUcVFuxws

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>when the fat bitch gets launched

>>135077529
>Imagine what you're thinking as you're flying in the air about to land on some hard fucking concrete.
>God fucking dammit this is exactly why I always hated this shit

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>>135078212
These rides are getting a little too aggressive now that AI is starting to come about.

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>>135076549
Welp i'm never going on a ride again.

>>135079769
i can't see anything it's too blurry

please do this to your image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk

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>>135076549
Carnival ride of peace

>>135079590
That one is a bit on the grosser side than most

>>135079769
It's not clear if it's one person or two. I'm sure we'll get better footage.

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>>135076687
>implying there already weren't regulations in place that did jackshit

Your ideology is as a failure of you are. Free market economies are the most strongest and prosperous on fucking Earth.

>>135078494
So you are telling me you can deconstruct, build and fly a plane?
>Really made me think.

>>135077987
Nah, regulations stifle progress and add unnecessary costs to a certain point. Eventually you do need to put a dollar value on human life.

>>135079778

this guy's such a fucking weeb

>>135076549
Honestly this is why state fair / carnival rides are fun.

You know they're badly maintained pieces of shit from the 1980's that have the possibility of falling apart and killing everyone.

That's the charm. That's why you get an adrenaline rush whenever you set foot on one of these ancient monsters.

My favorite is the Zipper which killed a bunch of kids because the doors kept flying open sending the kids plummeting to their death.

The ride is still being manufactured too.

>>135079885
>your last thought will be to take the lords name in vain

Enjoy hell. Even a non believer would be praying their ass off in that situation

>>135079945
They're all still pretty gross tbqh.

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>>135079462
mirin mass

AFTERMATH VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HtPmoqB3cY

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>>135078624
>>135079448

>>135080171
Jokes on you faggot I said some prayer at bible camp that guarantees my entrance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HtPmoqB3cY

Ohiofag here. The Ohio state fair is dog shit. All of the rides are old as fuck, the operators are meth addicts and you can smell the niggers from miles away. Going there is retarded, much less riding any of those rides. Good riddance.

>>135080041
Government regulations currently prevents you from bringing your own parachute on to the plane.

>>135079458
Unironically kys, emo trash

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what if the guy intentionally tried to break the ride while having an accomplice record the footage to improve his court case?

is such a thing even possible?

>>135077759
I'll drink to this

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>>135077470

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>>135080238
black guy died

>>135076549
Only one person died you lying fucking cunt.

http://www.wthr.com/article/one-killed-seven-injured-in-ride-malfunction-at-ohio-state-fair

>>135078934
Did you not read anything before clicking the video?

>>135080386
Is the fireball, dareisay, /ourride/?

>>135080386
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>135076549

That's what you fucking get trying to enjoy yourself in this shitty world. I am fine and dandy safe and secure in my 2 rooms.

>>135078786
THE Ohio State University

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BRO IT WAS JUST A GLITCH

>>135080238
god damn

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>>135076687
>Planned economy is better

>>135079455
The one screw holding in the chairs came loose.

>>135080386
Nah, you can see him walking off the ride. He was limping pretty bad so he might've been hit by the dislodged section. That section had to hit another because the two people seen falling off were not from the dislodged section.

>>135079455
society

>>135080281
Me walking past at 3:18

>>135080386
Woah for a minute I thought that qt blond woman was tending to the nigger, but she is just tending to her goth friend. Thank god.

>>135079590
behind the knee, maybe

I remember a carnival I went to had fucking stacks of bricks on the tarps to keep them from flying away. Just go to Disneyworld. At least there most of the deaths have been workers.

>>135080386
>>135080457
>>135080464
>>135080841

the black guy is alive, in the hospital (Critical condition)

the dead guy isn't in that video, but you can see the black guy still alive here.

>>135077502
I am afraid of them to start with. But when the carnie who is operating the ride is a blatant pedo who has not slept in a week and he is obviously on some sort of amphetamine, nah.

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>>135079590
>Why is there a smaller pussy inside her pussy?
This is basically what sex is like.

>>135080977
WTF I HATE RIDES NOW

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>>135077470
>>135080790
mfw these posts

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I run the Streaker, know whaimsayin?

>>135077222
Look at those digits... you have a purpose. Do not let the world down.

>>135077987
flint had all of those regulations too

>>135078206
Used to ride this when I was a kid, the only things that keeps you in place is your will to not die

Jesus christ. I was going to go to this, but have finals next week so stayed home. Fuck this shit

>>135077502
>Lake
But what about the sharks anon?

>>135080238
ole pretzel leg had it coming to him.....dafuq u goin on that POS.......

>>135080305
Why didn't anyone bring a parachute onto the ride?

>>135076549
>going on shitty traveling carnival rides
Natural selection at work

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>>135080977
THAT FUCKING RIDE IS NOT /OURRIDE/!REEEEEEEEEE

>>135080238
Coalburner? Was she on it with black boyfriend?

>>135077554
Nah carnivals use carnie's, which are usually the product of incest or are meth heads or both.

Amusement parks instead use Aeronautical Engineers.

>>135077260
Ohio is infested with nigger nests, anon.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
FUCK KEKEYES

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>>135079326

>>135080165
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>>135076549
>riding the carnival Jew

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>>135078405
>>135078405
Why the fuck is Michigan labeled wi????

>>135081306
fuck off dude. Cuck porn is based.

>>135081284
BATTLE OF TOLEDO BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.......TAKE A BATH OF DEAD MICHIGANDERS HAHAHAHA LEBRON JAMES MAKE OHIO RICH LEBRON JAMES ALIVE IN OHIO MICHIGAN STINK FUCK

>>135081497
>WI

>>135080165
That's why all the country fairs in my area stopped having rides here, because no one rode them.

>>135081284
Columbus is a shithole. Literally full of roaming somalians vandalizing and raping everywhere. The only thing of note is a shitty amateur football team, and which is worshipped by dumb bluecollar hicks causing their daughters to burn coal at college. Just needs wiped off the map. It's pretty much the state of Michigan but at least it's confined to a small portion of the state.

Damn need a better video

>>135076549
hahahah
>BREAKING
lol i get it!

>>135081197
Government regulations probably make them feel like they are safe enough to not need it. If only those poor fools had listened to me. Luckily, the readers of this post still have a chance.

>>135078880
even I, a snownigger, knows that Ohio is home to the absolute gutterscum of the white race. You don't have to be from some faggy rival town to wish the fate of Sodom upon Ohio.

>>135076549
rollercaster of peace?

>mfw i rode in the Gravitron at the county fair and it broke off and started spinning so fast it flew into the air and went into outer space and an alien spaceship flew by thinking the gravitron was an invading spaceship and shot a laser sending me into space where i was captured by the aliens and probed to where my mind was erased and wiped after the aliens realized their mistake and sent me back to earth where i forgot the incident entirely until just now

>teenage carnie with a mustache and a bull whip fails to maintain machine

fuck that shit. maybe i'd go on a ride somewhere like 6 flags or disney land, where an engineer maintains the machine.

>>135078206
Which fair is that?

>>135081552
>Implying you won Toledo
We got the fucking UP out of it. You got Toledo. How'd you win? How?
Stupid Ohioan, I piss on Toledo

I just made my 10yr old watch this "see this is why we don't go on these shit rides"

>>135081552
I'M INDIANAN. SON OF BITCH OHIONAN. DO YOU WANT APEHOOP? DO YOU WANT BROWNS? OHIO IS PIG DISGUSTING.

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>>135080567

>>135079778
>be from Ohio
>people wonder why I say it's full of retards and niggers

People in Ohio don't seem to realize how fucking gay Ohio is.

>>135076687
The Ohio State Fair is run by the government, retard.
https://ohiostatefair.com/commissioners/

>The Ohio Expositions Commission was established in 1961 when the Ohio General Assembly passed legislation creating a new governing body for the Ohio Expo Center. Prior to 1961, the State Board of Agriculture oversaw the Center. The Commission maintains and manages state property reserved for the purpose of conducting at least one Fair annually.

>>135079590
Underage b&

>>135081752
Good job.

Stay the fuck away from that shit

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>>135078205
>deutsche Qualität
>gut und günstig

>>135081266
Only in the cities, same as every other Midwestern state

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>>135078286
>parks are fine

in UK we have high standards for rides like these and the only time there's in issue was because of human error, not a complete structural failure

O-H!

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>>135080165
kek

>>135081847
You think too highly of those you share this website with.

>>135076687
Whoever was responsible for this should be charged with 6 counts of negligent homicide. That's how the free market would work.

>riding the rollerJew

>>135079462
that isnt the car that broke off though

>>135080238
Is Michael J. Fox the cameraman? Fucking christ....

that was some final destination shit, holy fuck

We need to send 100's of these rides to syria....STAT

>>135081960
Ones that aren't in midwest shitholes usually are.

>>135081847
I'm 27 you fucking retard, go back to the donald.

Okay but seriously.
You're about to go to work. You walk out to your car and then you are informed that you have to let a carny drive you to work. You'd be like
>fuck this shit, I'm not retarded.
And yet your car has all kinds of high tech safety features and shit.
But you'll get on some mechanical arm that spins and swings around that's being operated by a carny?

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>>135078419
?

>>135082009
needs a liveleak watermark

>>135080238
Crying now :(

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/pol/ can someone call Lauri at the number in the comment and fill her in this video was taken by Benjamin Garrison and the ride operator was Samuel Hyde?

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>Mfw I'm still going Tuesday


Anyone dumb enough to get on a carnival ride deserves to die.

>>135082196
I'd be down with a carny chauffeur. Better than driving myself.

>>135081960
That was because the kid was too lightweight for the ride and the two hamplanets sitting behind him were too fat, it created a see-saw effect and he was raised too high, allowing for his neck to make contact with the net canopy

I blame the fatties

>>135082367
This. Same shit for water parks

>>135076549
Why is bachata playing in the background.

>>135082029

>Whoever was responsible for ensuring ride safety should have their address found and posted by angry relatives so that they can be torn limb from limb by an angry mob. That's how the free market would work.

FTFY

>Live in Ohio
>Cedar Point, the roller coaster capital of the world a mere 30 minute drive away
>Go to niggerville and get on the shanty town burger flippy being operated by a man called Roach instead

They deserved it.

>>135080091

>make sure that bolt is set up right so that people don't die or face a fine = stifling progress

Don't be so damn pathological that you become incapable of differentiating between individual circumstances. Machinery used to kill people a lot more than it does now, and operations in the third world show that psychopath owners will still place their pocketbooks over the lives of customers and workers.

There are several fundamental flaws in the free market argument: First, as it applies to machinery, is that they assume that a sufficient supply of viable alternatives will always present themselves (especially ironic if they're doing it from someplace like youtube). If you can definitely starve to death or possibly die in a dangerous factory, which will you choose? If you say "the latter", you have the reason why the psychopaths have zero incentive to invest money and effort into making a workplace filled with disposable monkeys performing repetitive tasks safer. It's easy to say "just be more picky" when all options available to you are safe because we decided a long time ago that unsafe machinery is punishable by law. Second, as it applies to machinery, is that you can't be an expert on everything, and you don't have all day to ask around for every single potentially dangerous contraption. Qualified experts who's job it is to take that time for you should be paid to have a look by law.

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>>135081015

SAME ACCIDENT DIFFERENT ANGLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kqMJozsxlc

>>135082356
kek

>>135082367
The only reasons to go to carnivals is for the food and trying to beat rigged games to win stuffed animals.

>>135082447
You're the second dominican to mention this. Why is bachata so popular in your country? That music belongs to our carnies.

>>135082444
Whats wrong with waterparks

>>135082641
I don't even play the rigged games. Just double fist 2000 calories and look at animals.

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>>135077935

>>135082723
Meh, they're kinda fun to try a few times.

>>135082456
This desu.

>>135082641
same here anon I only go for the funnel cakes

and to be frank the line for those damn cakes was so long the last time I went that I may not go again next year

>>135076687
that guys out of business you realize that?

>>135077260
Haven't you fucks ever heard of Pennsylvania?

>>135082696
>swimming in piss

>>135082009
Story? Did he died?

>>135082960
>PA
>not dago as fuck

>>135076549
some of those riders look fat as shit, willing to bet there was just too much weight on it
>amerilards

>>135082592
Why don't you open your own psychopath factory? After all, in the reality you imagine it's so easy a psychopath could do it.

>>135082696
Aids

>>135082641
i like the game where you have to shoot out the red star with the bb gun

>>135082672
>implying Dominicans aren't a tier or two below American carnies

>>135076549
Not gonna lie, pretty sad. Probably just some families that were trying to have a good day and some fun. rip

>>135077529
>Imagine what you're thinking as you're flying in the air about to land on some hard fucking concrete.

"Like this? Seriously? "

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>>135081960
>verruckt slide

>>135081178

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047291/Killer-sharks-invade-golf-course-Australia-flooding.html

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>>135083057

You seem to be confusing "psychopath" with "retard".

>>135082696
people who dont wipe their asses properly

>>135083019
Every time he hits a new layer of netting, it slows him down. His speed should stay about the same the whole way down.

>>135083201
americans arent human

>>135080238
>still playing that zany music

>>135077529
>what you're thinking as you're flying in the air about to land on hard concrete
I bet some Jew owns this land and will fight my family's lawsuit tooth and nail

>>135083370
Fuck off you cuck don't you have to prep the bull for tonight?

>>135082963
I meant more so like the water slides n shit. I don't just swim in the waterpark pool.

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>>135081844
IMPOSSIBLE THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO NO WRONG!!!

>>135083287
>I'm too retarded to be a psychopath, therefore I win the argument

>>135083287
Whoa, that image explains a lot.

>>135076549
what race were they?

>>135076549
>trusting the tinkering of carnies

ye've only yerself to blame

>>135080238
Oh my God.

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>>135083475
>not swimming on the water slides

>>135083287
>chef
wot?

>>135083201
Yeah when you put it this way it makes me sad too.

>hard working dad finally gets to take his kids to the fair
>can't afford tickets to cedar point because it's fucking $100 a person now
>every goes to ride the shitty rides, most people think it's complete shit but family has been looking forward to it all year
>dies

I'm actually just pretty pissed off now. The real people to blame are fucking Cedar Point, who the fuck wants to pay $100 a person for a family of 6 to ride some roller coasters.

>>135083370
bin that knife NOW

FALSE FLAG TO DISTRACT US FROM NEW PIZZAGATE INFORMATION

IGNORE THIS FUCKING THREAD!

>>135077896
or "wtf i hate state fairs now"

>>135081688
I'm fixing to crack my whip

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LOL

>>135083064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxeZf8YdfiM

we had a worse incident in October of 2016 in Australia

>>135083708
>100 a person
You're full of shit I went to Cedar point a few weeks ago and It was less than 80 bucks

>>135080567
WE ARE PENN STATE

>>135076549
i pray to god that more of the injured DIE.

i pray to god that more of the injured DIE.

i pray to god that more of the injured DIE.

i pray to god that more of the injured DIE.

i pray to god that more of the injured DIE.

>>135083708
If you can afford to take your kids to the Ohio State fair you can afford to take them to Cedar Point. In most cases the fair would be more expensive due to every game being rigged to drain hard working fathers of their money and Sodas costing 7 dollars each.

>>135083708
Government safety regulations raise the cost of running the rides

>>135083814
Let's see a WEBM or YouTube link, please.

>>135078419
look at the photo, Mr Clarence

>>135083778
>crackheadengineering.webm

>>135083950
I don't think that's how prayer works.

It just breaks apart. Deeeyam...

>>135083874
Yeah actually I just looked up prices and it was surprisingly affordable I take back that post. The last place I went to was Busch Gardens and it was like 99$ and pretty shitty overall.

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>tfw I was seriously considering going to the OC fair and wanted to ride some crazy shit
>tfw I've ridden tons of shit around the world run by sweaty carnies before with complete faith that the rides are safe
>tfw these rides are fucking retarded now that I think about it
>you might just get Final Destination'd if you ride theme park rides
>that fucking crash
>those people flying out
>that zany music

>>135077222
>Those numbers
you have a greater purpose in this world. Your death was averted and the accident was postponed just long enough to avoid lasting psychological damage.

Go into politics. Better yourself and get ready. You have a purpose, anon.

I stupidly rode a 'carnival' spinning wheel ride that was in shit tier condition in Kyiv Ukraine. Two days later the thing spun itself a part and killed a bunch of people. Fuck carnival rides. Never again.

Turns out the guys who worked on it just prior were Hispanic. Leave it to the Mexicans to do a piss poor job that hurts and kills people

>Would you like to trust your life to a carny?
[]Yes
[x]No

>>135077222
KEK has granted you mercy, now go join the military and immediately change genders. Only have one scoop of ice cream, and remember, CNN is the only trusted name in News. Vote Democrat until you die, good goy!

>>135084154
The fucking music keeps playing after it happens

>>135083280
kek

>>135082356
What a stupid bitch, do those text nuking programs still exist/work?

HOLY SHIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XqxBVq_dA

>>135084233
Somebody's doing the sabotage

>>135084329
>>135084154
The best part is the

>come on, it'll be fun!

in the background right beforehand. I wish we had video of their faces.

>>135083280
Such is life in the land down under.

>>135084469
pls leave