>Sir, I'm going to need you to hand over your firearms to me

>Sorry sir, Obama already took them away

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>>135075665
>things that happen in countries that aren't the US

>>135075665
seeing as his patch says private security, I'd tell him to eat shit

>>135075665
>b-but i dont have any

>>135075665
The wife accidentally kicked them over the edge of our fishing boat.

>>135075834

>>Having access to affordable healthcare

>>135075665
i lost all my firearms in boating accidents.

>>135075665
That's a weird way to spell knife, bong.

>>135076356
Healthcare is a privilege, not a right.

>>135075665
Lost 'em all in a tragic boating accident

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>>135075665
Only in bong land

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>>135076394

>>135076356
My company plan is 300 USD/month. If you actually calculate what Europoors are forced to poor into their medical system through involuntary taxation you would realize it is them that pay tens upon hundreds of thousands over their lifetime.

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SHOW ME YOUR RECEIPT FOR FALLOUT 4™ OR I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU!

>>135076325
why are all gun owner so bad at boating?

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>>135075665
>Please stop resisting
>nothin personnel kid

>>135076603
I pirated it Todd

>>135076445

not an american privilege ;-)

>>135075665
>boating accident.webm

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>>135075665

>>135075665
I lost them all in an unfortunate boating accident.

>>135075771
>>135075834
In the US the cop just shoots you dead.
No time for polite requests if the 'suspect' has a gun.

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>>135076754

>>135076835
Only if you're a poor fag :^)

>>135075665
>center axis relock

lol no

>>135075834

>I can go to school without body armor

>>135076356
join the military, poorfag

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I'm not a psyocpath so I don't own a gun

I do have a pointy knife though. her name is Clarice.

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>>135075665
I live in California so I expect it to happen any day...

Am I being detained or am I free to go, pig?

Am I being detained or am I free to go, PIG?

THESE CUFFS ARE TOO TIGHT, WHY AM I BEING DETAINED?

THESE CUFFS ARE TOO TIGHT, WHY AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>135075665
Okay sir, tell me what you want me to do and I will comply
At this point if he shoots you idk

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>>135075665
youre going to need a bigger squad car

>>135075665
where tf do u live where u need to carry a rifle on you

>>135077851
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH
MY WINDOW IS WOUND ALL THE WAY UP WHICH MEANS I DO NOT CONSENT TO TALKING TO YOU
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN PLEASE GET AWAY YOU ARE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS
CAN I GO
AM I BEING DETAINED
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO HOSTILE I AM JUST A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN ENACTING MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS YOU'RE NOT DETAINING ME SO LET ME GO
I'M GOING TO NEED TO SEE A SEARCH WARRANT

>>135078064

DO YOU KNOW YOUR CONSTITUTION?
DO YOU KNOW YOUR CONSTITUTION?

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL

I WILL NOT PUT THE CAMERA DOWN, SHOW ME YOUR WARRANT

I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS ARREST, THESE CUFFS ARE TOO TIGHT

I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS ARREST, THESE CUFFS ARE TOO TIGHT

>>135075665

I'm not reaching for a firearm with a cop pointing a gun at me. Nobody in the car is touching any firearm in the car, my hands are in the air empty. If he wants me to get out of the car, he'd better open the door for me because my hands aren't touching a god damn thing until that gun is holstered.

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>>135075665
Give me you butter knifes you fucking failed bong cuck boy...

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>>135078730
>If he wants me to get out of the car, he'd better open the door for me because my hands aren't touching a god damn thing until that gun is holstered

>burgers are this scared of their police force

"""LAND OF THE FREE"""

>>135075665
so what you're saying is he knows i'm a law abiding citizen who won't shoot him and he's pointing his gun while asking me this so he can feel like he's actually doing law enforcement while there's a BnE or murder or RAPE that he could be attending to instead?

This is some next level book cooking.

>>135079175

If a guy is pointing a gun at you you show empty hands and cooperate without ever moving your hands in a way that can be seen as reaching for a weapon, ever. Do you want to get shot, that's how you get shot.

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Meanwhile in Muslim controlled London...

Surrender your dildo you African king!!!

>>135075834
>not being fat

>>135075665
>>Sir, I'm going to need you to hand over your firearms to me
I'm sorry, I lost my firearms in a tragic boating accident.

>>135075665

LOL...

Bong cucked "police" can't even imagine what it is like to be a real American police officer....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYunIrWDANU

>>135079901
>skilled police officers take down an armed suspect without killing him

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>>135078730
GET OUT OF THE CAR
>officer my hands are in the air i don't want to-
GET OUT OF THE CAR. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW
>okay i'm just going to slowly reach for the-
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, STOP REACHING
*shoots you*

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>>135076610
It's a tragic mystery.

>>135076454
underrated

>>135080354
>skilled
I missed that part in the video.

>>135076610
>why are all gun owner so bad at boating?
That's what is so tragic about it.

>>135075665
Officer, I'm only going to ask you one more time to lower your weapon before I open fire.

>>135075665
This wouldn't be happening, all my guns are legal.

But since I'm not a nigger I'll comply and give it to him, he'll process it and see that it's legal and then give it back. I'm not a nigger so I'm not making a big deal out of nothing

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>>135075665
>Sir, I'm going to need you to bin that knife

>don't reach for the gun don't reach for the gun don't reach for the gun don't reach for the gun

hmmmmm

>reach for the gun

4d chess

Boating accident

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>>135080730
>>Sir, I'm going to need you to bin that knife

Pry your ass does not get killed on the way there in London's sand nigger crime island...

>>135080688
I bet you're the type that would give up his firearms if the gungrabbers had the second amendment revoked.

"Well, it's illegal to own firearms now so I guess I should give them up to the government. I don't want to break the law, after all."

>>135075665
>.45ACP

lulz fuck off officer that antique round wont even go though my window.

*unsheathes 10MM* *teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid

>>135075665
As a Californian who lives in an Urban area without a hunting license & is yet to be 21 I have no firearms. I've only got my katana & waifu training pillow.

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>>135081021

>>135075665
Nope....

>>135078064
>I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
BANG! BANG! BANG!
You said you were a "sovereign citizen"?

>>135080972

They did this some time ago. Me and some mates broke into one. There were no knives in it.

"Sure officer, I have nothing to fear as a man who has respect for the law"

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>>135081293
>They did this some time ago. Me and some mates broke into one. There were no knives in it.

:D

>>135078730
>>135079175
>>135080387
We really are in a bad place, aren't we?

>>135081003
Well considering I'm not a nigger, I probably would

>>135081471
Kek.

This had a happy meal box and an empty can and I broke my finger doing it. Not worth the effort.

>>135081605
>Well considering I'm not a nigger, I probably would
"If the government says I don't need firearms anymore, I will go along with it. If I get into a bad situation, I will just call the local police. They are legally obligated to save me in the quickest manner possible, after all."

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>>135081827

You know what to do....

>>135081924
I've literally never had an issue with the cops. Every time I've dealt with them it's been positive when I've respected them and listened to whatever they needed me to do

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You real British Loyalist know what you must do....

>>135082386
>I've literally never had an issue with the cops.
Never suggested you did. You're probably White so you know how to act around the police.

> Every time I've dealt with them it's been positive when I've respected them and listened to whatever they needed me to do
Of course they never issued you an unconstitutional order that gives up your primary means of defending yourself from the oppressive state, either.

>>135082593
>Of course they never issued you an unconstitutional order that gives up your primary means of defending yourself from the oppressive state, either.

Of course that's why we support groups like the NRA that protects our second amendment rights, so it never gets to this point

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>>135082593

Only nigger manage to act inappropriately to our police officers...

>>135082455
Tickle the British war machine to death with a semi automatic 22?

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>>135082455

>AKM with a 103 mag

DISGUSTING!

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>>135083299
>Tickle the British war machine to death with a semi automatic 22?

Or just a 22 cartridge...

>>135075665
>doesnt know about my cache

>>135075665
Check the shoulder patch, Bong. That's a security guard, what we call here in the States a "Rent a Cop." He has no authority to disarm me.

>>135083553
nuke us
u
k
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u
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>>135083878
>nuke us

It will probably be a much much slower death for the UK really....

>>135083878
It's a fucking 22 short too. You'd need godly shot placement to kill somebody with one of those fired from a gun. Without a gun it's probably less harmful than a fucking firecracker.

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>>135084437
>proper trigger discipline
>fucking 4-5 years old
I love my country

>>135080972
why dont people wrap up shit and put in in the bin. police gotta open shit presents all day

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>>135085376
Ever since all that BLM horse shit, guns and little girls is a very fast growing part of the gun market in the USA!

>>135076356
Get a job.

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>>135082455
>manual action ak

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>>135087310

You can't even imagine how cucked the UK is....

>>135085859
That little girl looks like a grandma

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>>135087919

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>>135088042

The UK bobbies probably just made that excuse up. Probably arrested because he was not a good sand nigger...

>>135080972
It's like they're speaking directly to clumsy people in typical infomercials

>>135075665
only if you hand over yours first officer

>>135076356
All you have to do is get a good job. My company pays for mine and my family's health care completely. 500$ deductible. Very affordable. Very good coverage too.

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>>135088632

:D

>>135081003
You can't just revoke the constitutional amendments you idiot. You have to basically have every member of government in agreement to get to even hold that kind of vote. The Supreme Court would shoot it down immediately anyway. Sorry your country sucks.

>>135077789
I want to move there but can't bring my guns. Yall have a 3 felony policy and you get life. I would have 15 felonies in Cali and here in Texas and according to the constitution Im not breaking laws.

>>135090278
Actually 18 felonies.

>>135078013
Do you even truck gun bro?

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>>135079175
Was arrested few months ago for going the speed limit. Im a taxi driver and at work. He accidentally pulled me over cause he THOUGHT I was speeding and after explaining I had cruise control on he threatened to give me a ticket and I told him "I DARE YOU!!!" Got locked up and put in isolation for 14 hours until the judge had to let me out when she showed up. Wondered why they didnt set me up for more like usual and found out in court that they have body cams so can't lie about anything bahahahahahahahahaha! Had to show up again for pre trial and prosecutor knew I was being set up so had to dismiss the case.

Its fucked up cause my lawyer told me to pretend I was guilty just to get it dropped I said no so he gave my money back and this was just a couple days before pre trial. I was arrested for no license plate light even though it works, lawyer was saying buy a light and lie about putting it in and when I refused he fired me. FTW!!!

Months before that go to jail. Literally in jail they are telling me this is not an arrestable offense. wut?

Once got put in handcuffs and forced to sit on an ant pile for skateboarding across a parking lot. I have endless stories, Texas is fucked up.

Fuck it one more. Getting jumped by the local drug dealers at this club so cop slams me down hurting me worse than them and screams at me "YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!!"

>you seriously can't make my life up... I have like 3 to 4 times as many stories like this.

>>135081605
No, your a nigger because you wouldn't stand up for a constitutional right. I don't like 98% of the bullshit I read, but I fully support free speech

>>135081471
this makes me happy, i hope britons are armed

>>135076610
It always seems like a good idea before you get on the boat with everything you own for a photoshoot. Many such cases. Very sad!

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>>135093001
>i hope britons are armed
toplel