Brit/pol/ - Attempted Comfy Hours edition

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First.

Most divorces happen because the man has a tiny cock. (nb. Average penises are tiny)
You can't really expect a woman to be satisfied by a tiny penis for the rest of her life.

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Lads I'm nervous as fuck.

I'm from Minnesota (midwest here in yankland) and have a job interview with a guy for a job in Massachusetts (former British colony, think Boston) tomorrow at 3pm local time (9pm GMT)

He's fat like me, and is an engineer. However, I have an opportunity to land a $75k per year job (w/ full bennies) if I can nail this interview.

I understand my talking points related to the job, and I know I'm qualified to do it, but I still need a way to connect culturally with the guy so I can appeal to him. Apparently the area is 70% British (35% English, & 35% Irish) and I'm basically British but I've never EVER experienced their (or your guys') culture.

tl;dr: I'm looking for a way to to culturally connect with a (likely) English/Irish Engineer so I can get hired as an engineer and get off NEETbux.

please PLEASE help me

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>>135074657
Tell the story of how you lost your virginity.

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who /honk/ here?

Brit/pol/ """humour"""
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>be unemployed
>wake up
>make crumpets and coffee
>browse 4chan and play vidya for 15 hours
>go to sleep
>repeat every day for weeks

Why do people do this voluntarily again?

>>135074918
How old lad?

>>135074918
FUCKING HELP ME PLEASE
>>135074737

>>135074819

Lad stfu the only person making it uncomfy is you, you're gettign tiresome now lad

Stop your fucking whinging

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>>135075007
Please leave.

>>135074737
They're American.

Just be civil and polite. Try and be humble (don't talk about yourself too much and make it all about you), think about others more than yourself (but not so much that you start eroding your own life), show some responsibility and integrity.
That's about all.

Also,
>>>/int/

>>135075007
>70% British
>35% English, 35% Irish
>70% British....

>>135074737
It's late at night so forgive me, But are these "British" folk first generation or just those who kept the title?

>>135075077
I'm actually really fucking serious.

>>135075064
You can tell how embarrassed you are about being a nonce and passing it off as humour.

>>135074984
21

>>135075137
>>135075137

>But are these "British" folk first generation or just those who kept the title?
I DON'T KNOW.
That's just what it said on the wiki page

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>>135075187
So am I. Please leave.

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>>135075372

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>>135075191
Join the military then and don't throw your life away. If you don't want to fight hand to hand and want an engineering job go Royal Navy or RAF, If you want banter and first hand action then go Army.

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>>135074925

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>>135075188

>embarrassed about admitting to larping as a queen

seriously though, I did service a bull whilst in Hull

>>135075334
Then stop being a dumbfuck, They will be loud Yanks like yourself with insufferable accents

>>135075372
>>135075417
STAHHHP

I was the anon who defended you last night saying that landfagging had nothing to do with avatarfagging.

I'm on your side and I'm not shilling.

>>135075334
What county?

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>>135075436
I've been waiting for you all comfy hours steerkike.

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>>135075188
he's never kissed a man's neck in the province of Québec

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Co0_BZiLdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Co0_BZiLdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Co0_BZiLdg

>>135074737
>I'm basically British
I will never help you

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>>135075417

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>>135075473
I hope you don't think I'm being playful when I say I want you thrown off a building faggot.

>>135075519
I don't remember that conversation but you defence wasn't neccersary mate. I'm posting comfy pictures for comfy hours. Back to /ptg/.

>>135075518
>with insufferable accent
yes probably, but how do I stop being a dumbfuck?

I'm only asking for advice related to the British occupation of Boston so I can connect with them on a historical level.

I'm fucking serious here.

Give me a fact that only Bostonfags will know so I can show that I'm committed to the job.

PLEASE

>>135075543
Sorry, got depressed from overdosing on blackpills browsing here earlier so I went to drink and play vidya for a few hours

>>135075667
it was literally last night

but I still need help today

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>>135075667
*necessary
Fucking state of that.

>>135075757
can you help me?

>>135075743
Mate, we all know you're the one American mong poster in here who spams us every day with stuff. You exposed yourself last night. The gig is up.

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>>135075757
It's been awful here. Tell us a good story.

>>135075667
>I hope you don't think I'm being playful when I say I want you thrown off a building faggot.

Don't be like that m8

I'd give you a poke in Stoke
XxX

How the fuck are we meant to know what yank (((culture))) is like and why would we even bother helping you

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Anybody in the Manchester area looking for a job and wants to help save arr N/A chess?

>>135075885
I'm actually very serious this time. I wouldn't have told you that I had a job opportunity in the boston area if I actually didn't

>>135075743
I genuinely hope you fail so natural selection will take its course and only the strong will remain...

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>electric egg wisk ---> shove up minge ---> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ->>> abortion ---> £££££

Okay, Dragons, I'll give you 17.5% of my company for the investment of an extension lead.

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>>135075979
Post a photo of your hand and then please leave.

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>>135076022
Sure.

>>135075743
Boston was the most pro-Brexit town in the Brexit Referendum:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-39948303

>>135075958
I am assuming that there is a strong influence of British culture in the area and that you guys can help me to some extent. I just want facts that (potentially) only bostonniggers know

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>>135075917

>>135075844
I can't even help myself m8
Boston is Irish territory anyway, so maybe say you like Guinness, but best not mention potatoes. You'd be better off asking in /Eire/pol tbqh

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Why is it not comfy in here

>>135075808
>*necessary

>correcting typos on 4chan

>>135076237
>Irish
Nuke that shithole

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>>135076239
No Rightly.

>>135076157
>>135075743
Nu-Boston funded the IRA and then expected us to give a single fuck when they got BTFO by some muzzies

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I want to see her BLACKED

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Feelgood tunes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf73xqZvk6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf73xqZvk6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf73xqZvk6k

>>135076239

Because OP had to bring up lastnights shitposting in the last thread and proceed carry it over into this one also

>>135074819

>>135076242
I'm phone posting atm m8. Had to lest I look like a tard.

>>135076173
American revolution occurred there (?) and it is known for its economic influence. Just google it for fuck sake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9FtGP0xbAw

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>>135076406

Tidying his room

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goodnight for now senpais...

>>135076045
y-you too I guess

>>135076501
Holy shit lel, you genuinely are embarrassed aren't you? You spammed last nights comfy hours thread about shit on your dick after fucking your boyfriend then tried to pass it off as humour now you won't stop bringing it up. Honestly mate, you're a nonce.

>>135076513
>Had to lest I look like a tard.

Had to, lest I look like a tard.

ftfy m8, will save you posting again

>>135076657
>honk (ID: abWGy6GH) 07/27/17(Thu)02:26:42 No.135076657 ▶

``\\x=CUM IN ']] MOUTH

14/88

>>135074554
How many of you faggots garden?

Fuck you all comfy hours ruined due to you two faggots arguing about making gay posts and what not. Hope you're both happy you huge cunts

>>135076526
I was hoping that there could be more of a British fact

I don't want to be that guy who "googled" some stupid shit. Basically I want to teach him about something from the Revolution about Boston when he asks me:

"Are you willing to move to the area. Why?"

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Gonna buy a 125cc bike. Any ideas on what to get? I'll be doing about 10 miles/day and will be using it to go camping as well. And now and then I'll need to do 50ish mile rides on A roads (only a small portion on dual carriageway).

Politics related because the reason I can't afford a car/big bike at the moment is entirely down the the fucking mess the cunts in parliament continue to get us into.

For anybody considering it, do it:

>Can pick up a bike for less than a grand
>Tax is <£20/year
>100mpg
>Insurance is about £250 for a new driver

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It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

>>135076684
>>you genuinely are embarrassed aren't you?

>implying I don't fap to traps on Chaturbate
Yeah dead embarrassed me

Test

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>>135076768
w-what?

>>135076491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ngvYh5uCk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ngvYh5uCk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ngvYh5uCk

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>>135076824

>>135076824
Doesn't seem anywhere near as bad as last night desu

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Post your Political Compasses lads. Lets see if you really are as 14/88 as you make out

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>>135076981

>>135076946
does it not make you feel abnormal and disgusting?

>>135076560
>Coons
Made me laugh. I'm sure the account is an MI5 op though

>>135076885
>>135076885
>>135076885
>>135076885
This is basically my request.

I would like something that is verifiable too so I don't look like a fucking retard. I promise that I will update you on the results.

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>>135076981

Testing

>>135076904
Genuinely kys if you're over 16 and getting a 125cc you huge faggot

>>135076952
>honk (ID: abWGy6GH) 07/27/17(Thu)02:28:57 No.135076952 ▶
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>>>135076768 (You)
>w-what?

CSWA;;LOW SWALLOW SWALLOW IT AL YYYYYYYYYYYYY

heil hitler

>>135076824
Tonight isn't even half bad and I'm not arguing with everybody. Last nights thread was ruined by the fag who keeps taking shots at me for laughing at his sense of humour.

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>>135076491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0

Test

>>135076885
FOR FUCK SAKE YOU SILLY PRICK FUCK OFF

Boston is full of Irish cunts. The people there funded the IRA against the British. It's full of faggots and hipsters too and they're probably the most anti-Britain state in your fucking mess of a (((country))). Just get out of out thread lad.

>>135077033
>does it not make you feel abnormal and disgusting?

Have you forgotten where you are?

tl;dr lol no

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>>135077103
a-are you a bot. what is this

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>>135076950
>>135077075
>>135077163

>>135076885
No one cares about the revolution here.

Just say you enjoy the authentic American urban lifestyle that Boston offers, as opposed to the more 'multicultural' lifestyle Jew York offers, or the more criminal elements of Chicago.

>>135077189
But even homosexuals are ridiculed on /pol/ which means there's something even more hideously grotesque about it. Why not join a gay rights group?

>>135076904
No idea,

I thought about it, but built a 1500w e-bike instead.

no tax, no insurance, no license.

but I did that so I can off road too.

>>135074554
Ich war bisher nur in Dorset unterwegs, ist Dorset die schönste englische Grafschaft?

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>>135077087
>Implying 125cc bikes aren't the most popular size in the world
>Implying I'm not using it instead of public transport
>Implying I have any need for a bigger bike
>Implying I haven't already owned 8 different 'big bikes' but want something different
>Implying pic related isn't cool as fuck
>Implying 16 year olds can ride 125s

>>135077231
>honk (ID: abWGy6GH) 07/27/17(Thu)02:31:33 No.135077231 ▶
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>>>135077103 (You) ``\\x=CUM IN ']] MOUTH 4/88
>a-are you a bot. what is this


i post
so you can
post
your boipussy

now you do it yes/

>>135076885
Remember this Yank. We could have rules the world together, And yet you threw a hissy fit about a paper tax that was imposed on everyone in the empire to pay for wars defending YOUR ARSE from France.

>>135077165
>Boston is full of Irish cunts. The people there funded the IRA against the British.
go on

I'm serious. My go to plan in response to the "Are you willing to move here" question is to drop some knowledge on them. The guy who's giving the interview's last name is Grant.

That's a British name.

>>135077299
>he think sfapping to traps is gay

Lad some of the most feminine women i've fapped to have had willys

>>135077431
the guy is american though with a Brit last name
>>135077265
see this post

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>>135077419
no

>>135077443
First name Hugh?

>>135077580
Unfortunately it is not.

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Where is Kevin from Rugby tonight?

>>135077321
Bet that cost a fair bit though? Got any photos? Quick rundown?

Does lead me on to a question about electric vehicles though. The government have said they're going to stop all sales of new diesel and petrol vehicles by 2040, so we will all end up on electric. How do you think they'll Jew us out of our money?

They take £26bn in tax from fuel at the moment, they need that money. I'm guessing they'll add an 'energy tax' to all electric and we'll end up paying more than we are now to travel and light our homes.

>>135077443
Ok then sinc you are so pesistent. An Irish bloke called Sinnead McMahamdy bought 100 AR15s and imported them into Londonderry via Boston port but it was intercepted by the FBI before the vessel could set sail

>>135077542
>honk (ID: abWGy6GH) 07/27/17(Thu)02:34:09 No.135077542 ▶
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YOU LLLLLFDZ SLUT '## WHORE PRESEMNT YOURSELF FOTR HERR GOEBLES SLUTBOY DRIP

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I've just finished reading the Abolition of Britain and I'm now reading Mosley's 100 Questions About Fascism. What have you lads been reading recently?

>>135077390
I don't normally comment much and I'm not the other anon you're having a slap fight with but I just wanted to say you sound like a huge faggot. No wonder you live in a nanny-state willfully.

>>135077660
Off getting bummed down an alley with Edward

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Ein solch wunderschöner Ort wird im Norden Englands gewiß nicht existieren.

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>>135077443
>>135077580
>>135077642
First name Mi?

>>135077660
playing foot-ball

>>135077702
>Mosley's 100 Questions About Fascism
Literally just finished this tonight lad. Excellent read.

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>>135077691
are you drunk?

>>135077702
Chavs: the demonization of the working class

>>135077667
screenshotted for further research


Seriously I thank you. I am so persistent because this is the fucking real deal right here.

>>135077443
Jesus Christ. If you're even 10% as autistic in the interview as you're being here you should just not bother going.

>>135077834
Oh my fucking god. meant for>>135077688

lets take a sinister turn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-mDTdeKR8&t=62s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-mDTdeKR8&t=62s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-mDTdeKR8&t=62s

test

>>135077744
MY GRANDDDY DIED IN THAT WAR NAZI PIG, ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE. RACIST SCUM.

Chorlton is a nice place.

>>135077705
A faggot because I fancy having a 125 for a while to get to work and back? Or because I want to spend £5/week on fuel?

>>135077867
>implying I put my autistic face on during interviews

It's a phone interview anyways btw. The hope is to get an in person interview (after they like me) to go and check out the company/location/look at housing to which they'll give me an offer

Oh dear the tony Blair drunk retarded poster is back which makes no sense in his posts

>>135077980
>Chorlton
>Cum
>Hardy

>>135077889
Lets take it back 250 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRcx9LHBJU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRcx9LHBJU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRcx9LHBJU

Where have all the munchy boxes gone?

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Why are all the Americans coming here now?

>>135078131
It's literally only me asking you for advice.

>>135074737
OI BLIMEY GUVNAH HOWDYA LOIKE THAT WIBBLY WOBBLEY TOIMEY WOIMEY DOCTAH WHO LARK? ME N ME MISSUS LOVE WOTCHIN DR WHO AND SHERLOCK WHILE AVIN A CHEEKY CUPPA WIF THE QUEEN INNIT MATE

Don't even bother trying, you'll just look dumb.

>>135075424
>Join the military then and don't throw your life away

Well that's an oxymoron surely.

>>135077794
I'm reading it online and it's ended and apprehensions I had about fascism being authoritarian or censorious. Enjoying it so far.

>>135078069

Chorlton cum hardly for me now.

>>135078197
>OI BLIMEY GUVNAH HOWDYA LOIKE THAT WIBBLY WOBBLEY TOIMEY WOIMEY DOCTAH WHO LARK? ME N ME MISSUS LOVE WOTCHIN DR WHO AND SHERLOCK WHILE AVIN A CHEEKY CUPPA WIF THE QUEEN INNIT MATE
that won't work at all

я вac вceз eбaл в poт yeбки
london fucking sucks such a disgusting city

>>135077809
*spits on your boihole#*
*its trembling*
yeh yhat's right, herr himmlers cock awaits you yes?
*firlmly slot into your poo hole*
*you wimper*
yes. i am slamm you now
..\\heh he##he nohing to go now?
*you cry hot ttaears*
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i finished

>>135075339
POLES OUT

PAKIS IN

GLOBAL FARAGE BREXIT

qasd

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>>135076904
>>135077390
I've got one of these sitting in the garage that I used to ride religiously. Comfy bike, could only get it to 70mph with the wind behind me going down hill I'm sure there are other 125s that can do more. Anyway it's just sitting there in the garage and I can't even fucking turn the thing on because the battery is flat and wont charge for some reason. It just really needs fixing in general but I've got no idea where to start with it and no money to get a mechanic on the case or to insure it, tax it and do the CBT again. Would really love to get it stripped down like the one in your picture too, would look ace. Fuck's sake just thinking about that and my total impotency in the situation has got me all bitter, I fucking miss riding that thing about.

>>135077667
Should have cost about a grand, but I refunded some of the parts, so cost a lot less.

I used a bafang bbshd mid drive kit, with a li-ion battery from aliexpress.

Frame is currently just a hybrid, but plan to upgrade at some point.

Basically the mid drive attaches to where the pedals are (the bottom bracket) so it still uses the gears, gets about 40mph on the straight.


The ban on fuel vehicles doesn't apply to hybrids, and I imagine they will stop the current 0% VED that electric cars pay long before that.

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This will be the next Poominister of the United Cuckdom.

>>135078184
I'm on about the 3 republican flag fags.

literally the one time an I ask Brit/pol/ for legitimate advice and this is how you treat me?

see>>135077443
and I really hope you can help

If I get this job I promise I'll never post on here again.

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>>135077936
Sieh wie erhaben und majestätisch der Leuchtturm von Portland über die Jurassic Coast wacht und den Gezeiten trotzt.

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>>135078315
*dabs out of this thread*

>>135078237
You'd be surprised. I did it because of 9/11 and joined the RAC and left with a couple of engineering degrees and was taught how to drive for free.
Was extremely easy for me to find a job even in 2009 as a result.

>>135078505
You're the boy who cried wolf. Yap on about America being a homogeneous nation and then expect us to take you seriously lad?

>>135075551
>>135075551

>>135078518
>Sieh wie erhaben und majestätisch der Leuchtturm von Portland über die Jurassic Coast wacht und den Gezeiten trotzt.
>See how sublime and majestic the lighthouse of Portland watches over the Jurassic Coast and defies the tides.
Creep.

>>135078353
>I've got no idea where to start

Lad you've literally got the worlds knowlege at your fingertips and countless Kwak forums who would me more than happy to help

apply yourself

Right. I think the anime nonce has gone, lads.

>>135078600
oh just fucking kill yourself

watch me murder this fucking interview and laugh at you as you check your mailbox for silly neetbux and I make a killing on your colonial losses

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>>135079074
pay tax scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

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>>135078803

>>135079074
Just neck yourself you pathetic America sleazeball. You're lucky we 'tolerated' you for this long

>>135079112
how about you pay your fucking debts you owe to america for saving you for all these years

fuck you

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>>135078744
An diesem magischen Ort wird liebliches, appetitliches, gar feinschmeckerisches Cream Tea nach alter Tradition hergestellt und serviert, ein absoluter Pflichtbesuch.

>>135078781
I know mate that's probably the thing that annoys me most. Plus I'd have to buy a stand for it and sockets and spark plugs and oil and maybe a new battery since this one seems to be fucked. Fuck me I wish I had the dosh to pay some other cunt to get it to working order and then become a pro at maintaining it myself. Yeah, you're right anyway.

>>135079254
fuck you too

>>135079239
>Saving us
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._friendly-fire_incidents_since_1945_with_British_victims
>http://www.alternet.org/rss/breaking_news/296554/hostage_'may_have_been_killed_by_us_grenade'

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>>135079112

>defending the colonies
>an asinine war with France that you forcibly conscripted people to fight

>tfw taxi is too gay
The degenerate want to hav sex with children and old people

>>135079160
>ous (ID: 7HWvm3dB) 07/27/17(Thu)02:48:21 No.135079074 ▶>>135079112 >>135079190
>>>135078600
>oh just fucking kill yourself
>watch me murder this fucking interview and laugh at you as you check your mailbox for silly neetbux and I make a killing on your colonial losses
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: tzTLQWA4) 07/27/17(Thu)02:48:38 No.135079102 ▶
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> Anonymous (ID: kOQrsWiF) 07/27/17(Thu)02:48:43 No.135079112 ▶>>135079239
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>>>135079074
>pay tax scum
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: DIrZfSWO) 07/27/17(Thu)02:48:52 No.135079129 ▶
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ [Embed]
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> honk (ID: abWGy6GH) 07/27/17(Thu)02:49:05 No.135079160 ▶
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>>>135078803

VCCCCUUM TIME DAYDDYY YEAH POZ ME TO HIV+ YEAH O NED''SDLP[A';1 SIN I AWAIT THE GATES OF /// HELL AND HESS ///And the Lord said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous; I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.

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>>135079074

>>135079481
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12054216/Americans-do-not-have-better-teeth-than-the-British-study-concludes.html

>>135078353
Yeh see something like that would be quite cool, looks like I could load it up with kit too and would be easy to strip down like the photo I posted.

Older bikes are an absolute piece of piss to work on. Chances are it will just need the carbs cleaning out, a new battery and check out the brakes. You can find every minute detail of what you need to do online, generally there will be videos on youtube. They don't necessarily need to be bike-specific as they're all built pretty much the same. Just take lots of photos of everything you do then when you put it back together just follow them in reverse. And have individual pots for screws, simple stuff but so many people don't and then have loads leftover.

Tax is negligibly cheap and insurance can be paid monthly, no getting away from the ~£100 CBT though obviously.

>>135078360
A fair bit cheaper than buying one then and 40mph is pretty impressive. Can imagine it was quite a fun project. I've been wanting to make an electric skateboard since seeing the Jewtubers riding them but it seems a bit of a fuck about.

>Doesn't apply to hybrids
So the McClaren P1 can still be sold then? Seems retarded. You're right about the VED though, seems that was just to kickstart the electric car meme but the prices are still high as fuck.

I have no interest in them at all until they implement a swap-in swap-out battery system where I pull into a petrol station, get a coffee and watch some poor cunt put some new batteries in. Would be a piece of piss to add to current designs (as the batteries are already obviously removable) and would negate the whole charging port, national grid, waiting time problems. Would also mean I don't have to spend £5k every half decade to buy a new set of batteries.

Could be implemented through a subscription service or just pay per switch out and the gov can tax that.

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>>135079547

>>135079757
don't be coy you little SLUT, present yourself to me, now, do it other wise leave forever

>>135079548
And yet, STILL not as bad as you.

thanks for the advice Brit/pol/

fuck you guys and fuck Britain you ungrateful fucks

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>>135079648
Cheers lad, solid advice

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>>135080078

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>>135079998
MMMFFMM UUGG UGUG... I.... AMERICAN

WHITE POWER DAMN EUROP-NIGGERS

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>>135080078

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>>135079299
Insgeheim möchtest du auch nur entlang der Promenade von Weymouth stolzieren und dich später mit den traditionellen, aber regional ganz unterschiedlichen Formen des historischen Komasaufens bekannt machen.

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>>135080245
>yfw

>>135079295

Surprised th eEliminator doesn't have a centre stand 2bh, I had to buy an Abba stand for my SV

Fair enough if you don't have the tools, with a cheapo multimeter you could test your circuit, find the faulty component (rectifier etc) and rule out replacing the battery etc

YOu could pay to have it reapired but you won't learn much for your money, get your hands dirty m8

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>>135080078
This isn't your flag.

>>135080342
>idiot yank doxes himself

you know we can find your FB from that pic.

>>135080484
>nor is it yours

>>135080555
find me faggit

>Secretly, you want to strut only along the promenade of Weymouth, and later with the traditional, but regionally very different forms of historical coma saufens make you known.

is this poetry my lad?

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who /tunes/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJIUG-edtM

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>>135080647
>find me faggit
Das ist nun wirklich keine große Herausforderung.

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>>135079923
maybe another time

>>135075424

I would but I'm terrible at running. Can do the strength tests, but I'm nowhere close to the required running time.

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What do you lads think about the Charlie Gard debacle?

>>135081486
Mentally retarded kid who'll never get better, at first I was on the side of the hospital, but now I don't like their arrogance. The sheer fact they won't even let the little brainless cunt die at home is vindictive.

>>135081624
>flag
Deepest apologies lads.

>>135081486
>souser

dropped

>>135074554
That town looks comfy as fuck.

I live near a busy street where all the spics try to race their loud ass 1995 "suped up" ghetto style honda civics and shit.. constant noise pollution everywhere.

I dream of a place like op pic related.

>>135081624
They won't let that happen because it's pretty much impossible for them to do so. It will cost a fucking fortune and he'll be in his house for about 28 seconds before dying.

If the parents can find a private team to do it, fund it themselves and stop pissing me off by being in the news all day then get on with it. If they're relying on public money, like they are, then they can fuck off.

We (taxpayers) have already spent fucking millions on this pointless vegetable, just let it die and start fucking again.

>>135074918

That sounds comfy as fuck.

Only boring people get bored.

>>135081765
*scouser

>>135081486

The state has deemed him life unworthy of life.

And I agree.

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>>135081765
The fuck is a souser?

>>135080374
Yeah it's a real bugger not having the centre stand when trying to tighten the chain and the like. See the multimeter thing seems quite simple but again if I had it I wouldn't know where to start. Fuck, I would love to know how the thing worked and actually be able to fix but I'd feel like I'd need someone who knew what they were doing to diagnose what I needed to do and what tools to use. At this point I feel like I'd just do it more harm than good by fucking up screw threads and the like the last time I tried to change the oil on it.

>>135081624

> Lets make the specially trained nurse leave the hospital for a day so he can die at home, meanwhile everyone still at the hospital who needs the specialist nurse could be in danger if something happens.

Naw, they fucked the NHS and GOS around for months so I don't really blame them for doing what's best for everyone else at the hospital.

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>>135081771
Bit expensive that particular village lad. Theres millions all over the UK that aren't famous for being movie sets thus high value areas though.

I prefer pic related style though. Reminds me of coastal towns.

>>135074819
Wasn't that a thread last night, pretty sure the guy got a barrage of hitchens posts lel

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>>135081771
This is the reality of current Britain though so don't feel too jealous

>>135082151
He's in this thread lad, or was. Got iffy when I didn't think his sense of humour was very funny.

>>135082136
>>135081838
Good point lads. The kid is dead though regardless.

>>135082223

Maybe for you faggots in the cities, I'm comfy on the English side of the boarder up north.

>>135082305
Northumberland? Me too lad.

>>135082002
>Fuck, I would love to know how the thing worked
Lad. It's already been said. You're using the internet right now, use it for its intended purpose and learn shit.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Revive-an-Old-Motorcycle/

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>>135082358

Everyone else BTFO.

>>135077443
Grant is Scottish tho?

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>>135082656
Let me find my pasta.

>most sparsely populated
>red squirrels, grass snakes, highest wild fox percentage and other wild life
>world class beaches, historical sites, over 1/4 of the land is designated to national parks, or woodlands, greenland/farmlands, denes and naturally beautiful
>beautiful market towns, no cities, quaint villages and civil parishes.
>99% white, increasing white population. 1% from 2001.
>real english culture survives
>rich history, once owned almost 1/2 of england, famous for many historical battles, peasant revolts, thinkers, the industrial revolution and as a playground for royalty

>>135077783
Can't believe I got no (You)'s for this tbqh

>>135082789
What are the jobs like?

>>135082906

non-existent.

>>135082906
This >>135082954
Not as bad as living in Newcastle though, or god forbid, Sunderland. I did both until I had to fuck off back home.

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>>135082816
Didn't see it. Pretty good job. Here's your well deserved (you)

>>135082663
same thing

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>>135082403
Alright lad, I'll stop whining about it and learn how to fix the bloody thing. That link is a good place to start it seems, cheers for that.

>>135077783
here's your (you)

good post

>>135083022

Newcastle is nice but you can see the wave of Muds is increasing.

There's no redeeming Sunderland, will probably be better once the Muds take over.

>>135083165
It really isn't, not that I'd expect a mutalo American to understand

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Holy shit check this fucker out.
>Visit Australia
>Not even once

>>135083022
Is Cornwall still white?
(Well as white as cornish are)

>>135083263
Oh yeah, I love Newcastle. Grew up there partly and spent a lot of time there as well. But for jobs, its impossible.

>>135083357
The North East and the South West are the whitest parts of England.

>>135081866
not when there is no gf to nuzzle into

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>>135083335
>le he's not white MMMMEEEEEMMMMEEEEE
Only a white person could take a gun off a cop.

>>135081997
a scouser

>>135081838
Still can't believe the sheer ingratitude and stupidity of the parents though. Accusing the trained professionals of lying and thinking they know better than the people who are actually qualified. Doctors at GOSH have been getting death threats from these "Charlie's Army" retards, all because these two deluded twats have tried to drag the hospital's name through the mud and turn the whole situation into a media circus.

I had sympathy for then before, but now, they can both get fucked.

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lads I'm still very serious about having this interview tomorrow but I guess I'm hoping to wing it and get the job

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>>135083357
Found this for you.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/ethnicity/articles/ethnicityandnationalidentityinenglandandwales/2012-12-11

>Across the English regions and Wales, Wales was the least diverse area, followed by the South West and North East. Over 95 per cent of the population identified as White in these areas.

>Within the White ethnic group, the North East had the highest percentage of White British at 93.6 per cent, followed by Wales at 93.2 per cent and the South West at 91.8 per cent.

>Wales had the lowest percentage of minority ethnic groups, with the majority at 1 per cent and below (excluding Any Other White at 1.8 per cent).

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>>135082789
t-thats beautiful land. I live in hell..

>>135083353

Huntsmans aren't venomous though

Quit spamming Masterbrew

>>135083846

If you're Anglo, come home.

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>>135083809

Damn, look at Bradford ruining the North-East... fucking bastards.

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>>135084035
All done now

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>aftermath of the non-white who tried to assassinate Trump

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>>135083809
When do we nuke London lads?

>>135081765
You know real scousers support Everton football club
Liverpool football club is for pakis and londoners

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>>135083846
Come home Anglo.

>>135084352
>You know real scousers support Everton football club
>Liverpool football club is for pakis and londoners

>implying I give a shit about England

>>135084383

> Yank
> Anglo

Nah. That ship sailed a long time ago.

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>>135081765
>Scouser
>Arsenal
>Not sure if bait or just retarded yank

>>135084533
The fuck are you doing in this thread, then, you nonce?

>>135083794
Yeh they seem like absolute cunts desu. I understand, as much as I can, that they're fucking devastated but children die at birth every single day and the doctors and professionals do everything in their repertoire to save their lives. It's like they think the doctors took pleasure in not helping despite the fact they spent millions, months and a lot of effort doing everything they could for the child.

The parents have got around £2,000,000 from donations and I'm sure they'll get more. They've said they're going to start a charity to help other kids.

Can pay themselves a tax free salary of £25,000 each and survive for about 40 years. They've done quite well out of it really considering most parents of dead kids get nothing but suicidal depression

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>>135084622
Not so fast. We can tax the shit out of him like his ancestors and put him on the Isle of Man.

>>135084751
...implying he's not a mexican which is likely.

>>135084640
Hillsborough was caused by incompetent police and politicians

literally nothing to do with the fans at all

>>135084751
the isle of man is still better than bongistan dumbfuck

>>135084811
Well scousers are thick as fuck.

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>>135084751

Isle of Man Sep gas chambers do sound quite appealing.

>>135084944
your bobbies are thick as fuck

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>>135084939
Come on mate. We all know you want to be British, that's why you hang around here and not in your shit /ptg/ leddit general.

>>135084811

It does have something to do with the fans in that they're the ones who didn't stop shoving into a stadium.

>>135084811
it had a bit to do with them
they were the ones crushing each other

>>135074554
>We wuz blacks.
http://web.archive.org/web/20170727022919/http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/07/26/alt-right-mouthpiece-gets-terrific-lesson-diversity-roman-britain/

>>135085000
>for the trillionth time

I'm here because Britain was the former global power and I feel the need to, as an America, learn from your mistakes so my country doesn't repeat history.

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>>135085136

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>>135085092

> Never again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

>>135085034
>whites
>crushing each other

no, you aren't white

that shit's literally Hajj-tier

>>135085142
Is this bait?
You specifically are the reason we are a former global power.
You are the reason why liberalism spread like an epidemic across Europe and Britain

>>135085029
see>>135085208

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>>135085190
Yes again.