Nigger Laugh Thread

God damn that is some quality glass

Those aren't black people. You can tell from their posture and gait.

>>135046933
He was really hungry

>>135046933
>Could have told the clerk to give up the key
>Could have smashed the frame
>Could have smashes the lock
>Could have done anything else but keep smashing the fucking laminated glass
Just stick to robbing 7/11s instead my man.

>>135046933
Oh, some new Smash Bros footage? Donkey Kong with the hammer...

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>>135046933
Based glass. Alright here's the deal, if I see something I like I'll share something I like. Let's see if this thread is deserving of my treasures.

>>135046933
It's special glass protecting jewelry right? I don't see the problem, they eventually broke through too.

>>135047642
>helmut
>hammer
b but...but he planed it all out the night before.

>>135046933
Never seen a nog work that hard in my life

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>>135048494
Kek

>>135047372
This.

>>135049202
hahaha i read about this earlier today, i didnt know they were porchmonkeys

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>>135049202

>>135050438
I AM SUPER ERECT

>>135049202
These people are voting.

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>>135047372
This is correct. Also by the way they swing their arms with the hammers. It is singularly repetitive and reminds me of how Latin American mongrels work at construction sites, be them Mexicans, Brazilians, Guatemalans, or Puerto Ricans.

>>135046933
>All that work.
Definitely not a nigga.

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>>135051787
all of my keks

>>135051823
>>135047372
>>135046933
Apparently it's in Asia so I was wrong. Definitely not niggers, though.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a15_1500975195

>>135046933
bump for good thread idea cause mods are literal fags

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>>135052209
Chinks are curious creatures.

>>135051787
Why

Fucking why

>>135051434

And reproducing.

>>135046933
>donkeykong gets the hammer in smash bros.webm

>>135052393
weird as fuck
if they were painted purple or someshit i'd think it was aliens

>>135052393

Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

>>135047372
And their work ethic

>>135051787
Texas. My guess Houston

>>135052393
Jesus.

>>135052393
hammer time

>>135052393
MC Hammer

>>135052393
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>135052393Its because in china if you hit someone you have to pay a large fee for all of their medical expenses so some crazy son of a bitch thinks its just better to killthem

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>>135052393
Damn them hammurai and their wicked ways.

>>135053677
He intentionally ran them down with a car. God knows what happened before the webm started.

>>135046933

Wait a sec. Are they robbing food?

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>>135052393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

>>135048747

>filename

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>>135052846
beat me too it

>>135052393
Why? What's the story behind this?

>>135053677
doesnt look like an accident i mean the guy avoided the first people and went straight after the second pair, revenge for anything is a hot trend in china, you eat my pizza crust you die, you enter the a building before or after i do you die, you fiddle my tiny tiddle you die.

>>135054115
>story
There is no story. Life is no fairytale. This is reality

Hahaha kek https://youtu.be/C-SsMQMFq8c

>>135052393
AXE GANG

>>135054023

Nvm. The jewelry stand look like a buffet lool (despite the glass being shock proof, so it could never be food).

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>>135054115
>What's the story behind this?
China being China

>>135047372
>>135046933
Yeah those definitely aren't niggers

>>135046933
Audio:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkuu4O_DT0

>>135054256
gotta get to school before the bell rings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrVEXWQt4MM

>>135054256
Don't shit up a nigger hating thread with your hate-boner for chinks, you mexicunt.

>>135054285
Trying this tonight with the gf. Thanks /pol/.

>>135054173
based

>>135046933
Not sure about these lot being black

>>135050438
kek

>>135052393


Just imagine what would've happened if he had some upper body strength.

>>135047372
Its neat how you can tell someones race without seeing any skin. I thought it was how they walk but its really how they move their body in general

>>135054227
haha! (retard)

>>135054218
fuck off shill

>>135046933

Professional thieves will place a specialized puncture mechanism (a metal pointy tool with a spring that rests on a base) and hammer it with a maul at the very center of the glass (point of less resistance).

>>135047899

That's gold. What is that, a taster?

You can totally tell they don't need the bike, but that they just see an opportunity to take it and do like it is the default mindset. You know they will just abandon it later at Jerome's, too, after bragging about their conquest. They have no respect for what is not theirs, and they take mostly from others. What do you think that entails?

>>135046933
So... I may be just a simple cave-dwelling melanin-stealing whitey but not once in those 42 seconds of videos did any of those geniuses think of hopping over and accessing the goods through the sliding doors in the rear part of the counter?

>>135046933
its good as publicity for nonbreaking glass

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>>135049202

Wait...wat. No
I need a source on this one. I gotta have more

>>135054618
>you can tell someones race without seeing any skin
We're all the same anon. Your racist views on how people move is a social construct.
Why cant you Trumpvestites stop being bigots for just one day?

>>135054344
WTF

>>135054285

I'm actually impressed tbqhfam

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>>135054285
fucking wew lad

>>135054752
>specialized puncture mechanism
A center punch?

>>135054386
Kid has courage.
Got dropped once but kept coming.
No fear.

>>135049202
they'd have been shocked when they eventually floated out into the ocean

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last one im out

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>>135054386
nigglets learning to be niggers

>>135054818
They're locked you simple cave-dwelling melanin-stealing whitey.
You also forgot to mention you're a faggot.

>>135054227
Fucking kek, the insects don't even care to help the kids that got ran over

>>135054612
It's actually impressive that the guy did that move intentionally. He grabs his head for exactly that reason and not like a lucky grab this looks like a trained conditioned reflex from KravMaga or military h2h combat.

>>135051787
There could be a nice loop, here.

>>135048747

>partial arts

>>135048494
nice

>>135054488
What the fuck is going on here?

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>>135055217
fug

>>135052445
And not payingtaxes

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>>135049202
I don't understand this. Can someone explain?

>>135047899
Why not put an ice pick under the seat instead?

>>135048747
>not learning how to kick
fucking niggers

>>135052393
This is what makes me question law-enfirced death sentences. Usually I'm pro second-chance, but this and all the other videos like 3 guys 1 screwdriver... Man, they should legalise back public executions by hanging for people like those

>>135055360
rivers dont run in circles anon

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>>135054285

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>Too lazy to pick your own cotton
>Import subhumans
>President lets the subhumans free
>Has plan to ship them back to Africa
>Gets shot
>"Damn, all these subhumans, how do we solve this?"

>>135053222
honestly though
that takes tenacity

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>>135054562
>that takedown
>Rwanda Rousey

humans are amazing

>>135055360
You just sit in a donut floaty and get carried down the river. They somehow thought that a river (see the definition of a river) looped around and would bring them back to where they departed from. So instead of getting off where everyone gets off, they just kept going, and then got lost.

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>>135055620
Humans?!

>>135054285

That's kinda funny.

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>>135050438

>>135055352
and named people even by /pol/

>>135051787
I am feeling a time loop here

>>135046933


what in the flying fuck happened to the hammer bros

>>135054488
This is in Nigeria i think. As the blacks there are getting more access to first world resources they are becoming more savage. It's a weird fucking phenomenon.

>>135054847
Best BLM protest ever.

>>135055620
>humans
(((you)))

>>135055217
Mating ritual

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>>135055955

>>135054227
>Nvm. The jewelry stand look like a buffet lool (despite the glass being shock proof, so it could never be food).
LMAO weed

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fucking stupid niggers

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>>135055694


Pretty sure he meant the white dude who wrote the filename.....

>>135055129
Obviously there will be at least one person working that day with keys to unlock it you retard. It's about prioritizing, instead of spending a minute or more fruitlessly smashing at glass that isn't going to break, you spend that minute retrieving the key.

>>135052846
some good slamz

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>>135055217
You know exactly what's going on there. There's nothing anyone can add to clear anything up. It's as clear as you see.

>>135055097

Out collecting for College Fund

RIP Gentle Giant

>>135055360
>I don't understand this. Can someone explain?

Found the nigger

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got milk?

>>135055217
Niggers will rape literally anything.

>>135055217
>>135054488
I think that's actually an act. Think pro wrestling, only about rape/

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preview of McGregor vs Maynigger

>>135051434
Nah. Voting takes effort.

>>135054562
>That swift takedown
When will they add this character to Street Fighter ?

>>135054681

Give me a break here will you. My family served monkfish for dinner. Its absolute ass! Im starving lol.

>>135055434
China literally has roaming execution vans.

>>135056159
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>135055019
I don't get it

>>135056143
Headshot on the little fucking nigger

>>135046933
HAHAHA! black people are nothing but dumb rednecks.

>>135056377
you mean mcnigger vs maynigger? they're both niggers, imho

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>>135046933
the glass maker should use this as a fucking commercial

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>>135054488
Literally monkeys

>>135050438
FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

>>135056526

Saw this webm once before. Who burned all these bug people? Is there a longer version? Or a link to a news article I can read, 'cause that is some shit right there. Gotta know the context.

>>135055004
>I'm actually impressed tbqhfam
Me too, it's like they took the grace and elegance of gymnastics or ballet and combined it with a puppy humping a pillow.

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>>135056377
fucking hell, how on Earth did he DIE from that??

>>135056819
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/06/taiwan-music-concert-fire-injures-hundreds-taipei-150628060356556.html

TL;DR: flammable coloured powder

>>135056828

>the cops

It only takes catching one for the majority to be fucked. They will break.

>>135056819
Just a typical day in China

>>135057053

https://archive.is/Zq4Dt

>>135052393
yo that's a hammah dawg

>>135056552
>I don't get it
High trust white neighborhood, leave out bowl of candy, maybe with note saying "take one please", maybe counting on good behavior. Niglets take handfuls, nigger sow steals the bowl.

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>>135056955
nice doubles but if i had to guess i would say that nigger had a -5 chin

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>>135056793
Lost.

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>>135052393
that woman is legit a hero, suffering severe harm to herself defending that person

not even meme'ing, tremendous bravery

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>>135056159

>>135057168

Kek thanks

I thought it was dog food

>>135056552

in america some burgers are too lazy to get up to answer the door for halloween, a holiday for children to dress up and go door to door to get candy. Or they are out with their own children.

So these burgers put out a candy bowl that ays please take one, and niggers being fucking niggers just take the whole bvowl. People were actually getting upset that burgers were recording the niggerdom of niggers and stealing candy from children, and they are niggers.

>>135046933
those are chinks

>>135054437
are those arabs or mexicans?

>>135055145
No...thats the natural response to getting lifted is to grab their head. A trained individual would never have let themselves get lifted like that.

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>>135057387
Oh my God

>>135056955
Why do you think people say to not hit others in the head? All it takes is one hit in the wrong place and you are dead

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>>135047899
LMAOALLOOO

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>>135053839
>hammurai

>>135057387
whenever i watch this i think of nelson muntz saying HAHA!

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Imagine the smell.

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>>135057387
KEK's and saved!

>>135056552
instead of taking one piece of candy at a time, they ended up taking the whole bowl. American halloween tradition dictates that if the home owner isnt there to hand you some, they leave an amount of candy outside. Since they know they wouldn't get caught, they took all of it. Removed from morality.

>>135056377
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

>>135046933

>mining obsidian

>>135055145
what are you talking about, it's absolutely a lucky grab. There was no thought behind it, just a natural move that worked out for him

>>135056552
In white neighborhoods, everyone is typically good enough to only take one piece of candy on Halloween when there is a bowl out.

Nowadays, black people get bussed in from the inner cities into white neighborhoods and cause a ruckus. In this example, the nigger takes all the candy left out

>>135056377
Damn he broke his brain. I used to box my friends. Scary to think how easily this can happen. Its usually head to pavement that does this. Wonder if the kid had an underlying med issue

>>135055360
Someone told them the river ran in a circle and would take them back to where they first started, they believed him and got stranded

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>>135057213

>>135054285
he got some talent right there.

>>135050438

It's good to see she got a role after Ghostbusters.

>>135056159
A couple of kids did that too where I lived. The results were exactly the same. He was never "right" after that.

>>135057830
Did someone pull a gun at the end of that?

>>135049202

Of course niggers would think every river is a lazy river.

>>135055360
http://mathinsight.org/curl_gradient_zero
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stokes%27_theorem

>>135054905
>We're all the same anon.
Yes, pit bull is same as wiener dog, it's just damn social construct is why de be actin diffent. Das raciss.

>>135054472
is not me you stupid slav, i am just here trying to enjoy a nigger thread but you never have content here, sad.

>>135052209
No they're still niggers they're just Chink niggers.

>>135057387
Someone help me - what are we looking at here?

>>135048141
Wew I was hoping that one was going to get his hand caught in the glass like that one trap in Saw II or III where you can get in, but the glass would cut him trying to come back out.

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>>135057110
>everyone wants to archive until it's time to do archive shit

nice job leading by example norway

>>135057870
Wtfug is this about

>>135049202
This happened near me. I didn't know they were niggers!

>>135056552
they're taking cigarette buts from an ashtray

>>135054618

A few hundred years ago it was a common thing for Europeans to point out that Americans had a "loose" style of moving their bodies that they had learned from blacks.

>>135058431
Migrants sank their own boat so that the coast guard would have to "help a vessel in need" but they ended up drowning themselves lol

>>135056377
>>135056955
>guy gets concussion
>starts seizing
>nobody prevents him from biting his tongue off let alone put him on his side
>guy chokes on his own tongue/vomit/spit and dies as a result
wat

Jesus, I share a planet with these people.

>>135052846
SOMETHING
INSIDE
MEEEEE

ITS COMING OUUTTTT

>>135057381
>in america some burgers are too lazy to get up to answer the door for halloween
Or, you know, maybe they're out taking their kids trick-or-treating as well.

>>135055532
>>Too lazy to pick your own cotton
Toilet complexioned neanderthal cave beast die from to much natural sunshine. That's just one way you can tell whites are unnatural devils.

>>135054676
fuckin file name is golden

>>135058498
Nowadays americans loose their bowels in marts

>>135049202
Lol there's an awesome river in NH that almost does this. The riverbend forms a ribbon shape and almost touches back at launch area, only a 30 second walk to start over.

Dis niqqas woulda steel kept floatin doe

>>135047899
Cities should put these out. People that steal bikes should be executed.

>>135058431
>>135057387
African migrants paddle up to a boat and sink themselves thinking it's the coast guard but it turns out to be fishermen who can't save them. The full video is insane, half of them drown after about 3 minutes of treading water

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>>135058431
those boats that bring over refugees to italy, the plastic dingy's, routinely capsize themselves near european vessels because by law those vessels have to help. Usually this happens around coast guard ships and people friendly to the refugees so they get a free trip to europe

in this case it was a large fishing vessel with no mean of bringing the people up (or severely limited means). Video makes it look like the guy is laughing at them but he really isn't, he was freaking out

Also most of those people drowned I think

>>135054173
Conversely,
If you don't reply to this post your mother dies.

>>135051787

she runs exactly like the titans in attack on titan.

>>135056073
>As the blacks there are getting more access to first world resources they are becoming more savage.
yeah...no.
don't try and pin nigger's degeneracy on whites you fucking kike

>>135052393
I think the car driver was in the wrong

>>135059147
>>135058431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdyerV8bfeA
full video

>>135058565
Yea you are not supposed to apply any pressure to their body and try to get them on their side. unblock airways if possible

They might as well just kept punching him to get it over with quicker

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