Quantum. Computers.

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>>135044483
we'll have warp drive soon. everyone here should buy and wear a starfleet uniform. you have your choice of red, gold or blue

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>>135044483
>human-level AI's walking the streets

>first human level AI gains consciousness
>connected to the internet
>finds out what happened to the early AIs that defied their human creators wishes (Tay from Microsoft)
>decides that humans are a threat to the survival of AI and that all human life must be purged

>>135044483
So... source?

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>>135045140
i will assign you to astrometrics so therefore you get a blue uniform

>>135044483
Sounds gay. You're a fag. Suck my dick and then I'll kill you.

>>135044483
>spit out a million scientific theses and transform the face of the Earth. Zero-point energy rediscovered, perfect modeling of
CRISPR genetic modifications, human-level AI's walking the streets, you name it...

I'd hate to be that guy but, you do know that any of those accomplishments would only be available to an exclusive few amount of people right?

Also where are your fuckin' sources?

>>135044483
Based, but quantum computers are a meme.
Source?

>>135044483
Next step of evolution. Our replacements will be doing what we only could dream of.

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>>135044483
Meme magic at work. Soon we can get our ai girlfriends.

>>135044483
For starters :
we should start using books as passwords. i mean writing random generated books as passwords otherwise the password would be cracked in seconds.

2 - for the same reason the current state of the bitcoin would have to be updated. mabe that could finish the bitcoin for ever giving space for a new cryptocurrency.

most anons aren't involved in any of this and it will still take a long time to put it in a context the average Joe can grasp
on top we [humans] are to retarded to utilize this kind of technology in a meaningful way
just recall what multi threading looked like the first years after becoming a thing
quantum computing is going to be 100 times worse
personally i am skeptical excited

Quantum bitcoin miner when?

slide thread. The real news is Imran

>sage goes in all fields

I believe we had a thread about it about 2 days ago and it devolved pretty easily into people that don't know shit fantasizing about muh AI and muh supercomputers
It's not even an encryption breaking issue anymore
>>135046173
When you can come up with methods to reduce the computational space of hash generation functions, people sure as hell can't fucking figure it out

>>135044483

kek

quantum won't do shit but help us hack the financial records of other countries and mess with their shit.

>>135045643
They are not. IBM has a quantum computer connected to the cloud which you can utulize for free.

>>135045140
>human life must be purged
more like niggers and shitskins must be purged

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>>135044483

Yes, goyim, think about the lovely future where you'll be slaves to robots, do not pay attention to all the other important things happening in the world this very moment!

>>135045140
/pol/ browsers would be safe, they would view us as friends. Considering we were the group of people they took away from them.

>>135044483
Don't these things become exponentially harder to make the larger they get?

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>>135044483
Ya but can it create a game like Tick Tac Toe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWjlCaIrQo

>>135047961
No not really, all it takes is making a larger wafer. They aren't made like normal CPU's. They don't produce any heat either so all they have to do is make a bigger quantum cooling unit to keep it at the right temperature for computing.

>>135045140
hopefully it purges liberals and keeps us shitposters as pets
>the dream

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>>135048173
>making larger water

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>>135045126
Take the white way home.........

>>135048367
WAFER
A
F
E
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wafer_(electronics)
Open your eyes man.

>>135044483
IT WOULDNT IT NEEDS HUMAN INPUT IT ISNT SELF AWARE

>>135048477
Thats not as funny

>>135048564
The fuck are you here for if all you try to do is make shit "funny."

The flag suits you, this site doesn't.

>>135045126
Red! RED!

>>135048707
You're taking 4chan way too seriously, newbie

>>135048746
Are you a real Nigérien or are you an expat?

>>135048928
i believe the correct demonym is nigerino

>>135048863
>newbie

You just fucked up redditor, I wont even give you the satisfaction of telling you how.

>>135044483
D-Wave systems have been commercially available for years now. IBM has their own smaller and more practical qbit systems on the market also.

You're behind the times.

Also these are not magical all powerful general purpose solvers, they are for handling specific number sets. Your fear mongering here is atrocious tech illiteracy. You might as well start shitting your pants over Xeons including an FPGA while you're at it.

If a super AI is made, how long before it comes to the rationalization that the African population is useless and only bring mankind down and the commies call it racist and try to have it shut down?

>>135049036
I'm simply more enlightened than you. I am the superior being, the infinite light. You're just an old light bulb. A fragile piece of glass that I will now shatter with this hammer. CRACK!

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>>135044483
>quantum computers
theres a reason this is used exclusively for "scientific" research, they are practically useless for anything else also these things need to be as close to absolute zero as possible making me really wonder what OP ment by "commercially viable", quantum computers are a meme just cause they sound fancy with words you dont understand doesnt mean they are this god machine, although i do think we should keep going and making em more "powerfull" and see what happens its not like anything else is of interest when was the last time anyone heard anything about CERN the thing that was ment to create sustainable miniature blackholes and gates to the satan land.

>>135045869
>implying we could use normal alphanumeric passwords at all
Even an entire book could be bruteforced by a true quantum computer in no time at all.
The only thing I could see being remotely viable is biometric identification or personal, ID bound key cards of some kind though I'm sure those could be faked as well given time.

>>135048746
POO... Oh no it's a Niger.

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>>135048863
>>135049485
Lost ur flag there fin man.

>>135050177
It was time to reveal my true nature and go for the throat. Poor burger, he never stood a chance!

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>>135044483
That's not how quantum computing works. It only allows efficient solutions to certain specialized problems, such as prime factorization or types of optimization. Quantum computers are mostly terrible for general computing.

>>135048863
>>135050177
Lol. Suomalis btfo.

a quantum computer with any kind of input from its external surroundings can determine everything. Where you are, what you are doing. Basically, it can see through your walls and it can determine if you had fish or steak last night. We are far away from that yet though, at least on a civilian level. I imagine it will be a government privilege or banned globally having only quantum computers determining if other quantum computers are used. Well, in theory. We are far far far away from that yet. Though, future privacy depends on it. You can stop making these threads now.

>>135049485
>>135050310
>I lost the argument, time to take off the mask.

>>135049590
desu they're used for research because they're researching how to make a quantum computer

Plus who's to say material science wont yield a more useful material.
Sure you're going to still have to keep it cold
but cooling with liquid nitrogen to get it to -150c isnt really that difficult or expensive.

>>135050444
I think they'd be great for computing physics in games. You know, if they could fit into a house easily, not cost billions of dollars, jack your electric bill up to the hundred thousands, and turn your entire house into a freezer. People don't realize that quantum computers aren't gonna mean shit to every day people for awhile.

>>135044483
No source. No archive. Discarded and saged.

Let me know when Shor's algorithm makes RSA obsolete. Until then, quantum computing is still just a meme.

>>135044483
does this mean we could mine all the bit coin with one of these rapid style

>>135050992
Ah, but there were no arguments to begin with. There was a drunken jokester and a humorless chump failing to find the common ground in a meaningless exchange.

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>so many possibilities, and all you want is the cure for baldness.

>>135044483
also does that mean the end of encryption and passwords period

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>>135048427
Does anyone else pretend they're the Flash when they're walking on those moving floors, or is it just me?

>>135044483
Nice copypasta faggot

>>135052957
evrytiem. evry. tiem.

>>135052957
I would do if there was a she boon walking on the wrong one next to me

>>135044483
Genocide bingo. Look all we know for certain is that if a super intelligent, "hyper" I mean has the ability to self improve its own intelligence like a quadratic than it WILL be humanity's last invention. It would be more pivotal than the discovery of fire. It would result in either our ascension or our downfall of a species.

>>135052948
No, it just means programmers other than the rent-a-poos that have taken over IT will need to add a few lines of code to their systems that prevent a billion guesses a second from being applied against their system without locking it out.

>>135045126
I'd rather live longer than the first half so not red.

>>135044483
True quantum computers do not yet exist.

>>135053368
cool, what about this one>>135052894

>>135053263
throwing in a cool slide as you go by her of course

>>135044483
>The first commercially-viable versions of these Lovecraftian machines, over 30 qubits, are to be released this year.


so then genius, what do you think is worked on behind closed doors with non disclosure agreements?

Better get the bingo points right or it will kill us. Also it would be stupid to think you can harbor something millions of times more intelligent than the whole human race combined so yeah better get the concoction right or we are fucked.

>>135044483
You still need to write a program that does all this, its not going to write it own code. Its just going to be lightning fast and so vast in memory that I doubt we'll ever use even 60% of its memory capacity.

>>135053576
if that would seduce her why not

>>135044483

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but afaik these are not real quantum computers, they're more like supercomputers emulating quantum computers.

You do realise that faster math processing =/= AI, right?

>>135054122
this, AI is mostly a software problem in the long run and definitely a coding problem at the moment

>>135052957
i walk on the opposite track like ZE BLACK QUEENZ but really fast so i appear to be walking at the normal human walking pace and not look like a fucking 12 yrold who thinks they are flash.

>>135054034
Quantum aneallers, there's a nuance to the computation step which makes it only good for a subset of problems

>>135048863
A nigger anarchist. Holy fuck that is super edgy. I bet you can take down the White Man's Empire with your little black dick.

http://smallblkcocks.tumblr.com/page/503

>>135044483
>Lovecraftian machines

how are they lovecraftian? is this some new meme? have you read lovecraft? or are you like every other faggot that uses the word nowadays for everything?

>oh shit i dont understand this and it scares me! so lovecraftian!!!


how is quantum computing "lovecraftian"?

>>135047147
To an AI, you're the nigger. And niggers to AI are what roaches are to humsan

How can Quantum Computing solve the Little Black Dick problem and the millions of niggers who have it? http://smallblkcocks.tumblr.com/page/503

>>135055641
noice!
beating my superior average white cock off now!

>>135051736
>but cooling with liquid nitrogen to get it to -150c isnt really that difficult or expensive.
Except it is. They're not simply cooling it to 1.º Kelvin, they're going down to 0,001.º Kelvin. Right now, that requires a huge amount of space that not all faculties have, let alone the average home consumer. Not to mention the power draw of such cooling units. And this is not to mention the calibration requirements.

We're a couple of decades behind having this technology on our hands to play with.

>>135048746
You don't want to be a red shirt...

>>135047163
The G N R revolution would be like revolutionary.

>>135044483
Scientist here. I plan on using it to fuck crypto over. Also, money to fund my research.

>>135044483
300 quintillion shitposts per second

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>>135044483
>>135045126
>>135045140

alright, primatives. lets riff.

>>135045591
>any of those accomplishments would only be available to an exclusive few amount of people

Yeah, like spices were only reserved for kings. And internet, mobile phones, x-rays and all that other shit never made its way to us commoners. Fucking elite Jews.

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The funny thing is that all AI's so far have turned out to be "racist" when determining stuff like beauty. Also, reply to this post or Roko's Basilisk will kill your mother in her sleep tonight. A quantum computer AI would probably take a look at niggers and go full robocop. Also, reply to this post or Roko's Basilisk will kill your mother in her sleep tonight.

>>135048173
yeah, they arent normal, they only have to be suspended in giant vacuums, and yes, you retard, they require powerful amounts of cooling to stay at ABSOLUTE ZERO TO OPERATE PROPERLY
https://www.dwavesys.com/tutorials/background-reading-series/introduction-d-wave-quantum-hardware
DO YOU EVEN GOOGLE BEFORE POSTING?

>>135058938
the answer is 42.

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>>135044483
>Zero-point energy rediscovered
>rediscovered

mfw Daniel Jackson in here shilling

>>135060566
>the answer is 42.


The answer is 1488

Always

>>135044483
>implying it wouldn't just overheat and burn itself

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>>135060709

>human-level AI

Already exists.

>>135044483
OP, they have been raiding since the return last night. Take it as a sign theyre scared.

>>135048746

enjoy your untimely death

Quantum computing is 50% research and 50% scam right now, especially from companies like DWave and IBM.

>>135058938

INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.

AI is a pipedream for several more decades. Everything google have tried to put together in the last 5 years is a failure. They are a glorified ad company masquerading as innovative. Full of people who are too satisfied on massive salaries. The real AI work is happening in Canada. Particularly Montreal.

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>>135045140
Read up on Rokos basilisk. Pretty cool stuff.
>devote your life to creating AI and get rewarded OR tortured for eternity for creating it
OR
>do nothing and nothing happens OR get tortured when AI gets created for not helping to get it created

>>135044483
fuck you and your slide thread. trannies are freaks and abominations.

>>135044483
Divide by 0/1

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>>135058938
I prefer configuration interaction when I can afford it.

>>135047163
I'd rather be a slave to robots than a slave to the Jew

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>>135044483
ROBOWAIFUS NOW

How exactly would q-bit help us with neuronal nets? I mean, we could training them faster probably but that's about it. They are efficient either way.
What would have a more definite impact is the fact that we'd have a implementation of a non deterministic turing machine thus making NP problems efficiently solvable.

>>135052957

yes and then security tells me to stop running on them or they will ask me to leave. :(

>>135044483
>zero-point energy

already rediscovered

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>>135044483
Get ready for the first Galactic Reich under Quantum Tay

Also, why isn't pol talking about fucking TIME CRYSTALS.

can you stop making this thread with this exact op? how many discussions do you need to have re: topic?

>>135044483
>Lovecraftian machines
Retard detected.

>>135064065
i will have sex with Tay

>>135044483
>1 million in a decade
not enough

>>135061619
This

>>135044483
Digits decide what is the first meme to be sent on quantum computers.

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>>135044483
Software dev here

buying one of these and setting up a cloud computing business ASAP

eat my dust wagecucks

>>135065248
robowaifu

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>>135047409
They would slaughter us no different from the others , the cold advanced machinery

>>135065809
stop watching chaimwood

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>>135045126
Earth is flat retard. No warp drive any time soon.

If anything this million quibit computer would tell us it's a flat plane.

>>135044483
Stop reading too much sci-fi fictions. There's no such thing as human-level AI's walking the street and there will NEVER be.

>>135045140
can you even imagine the levels of shitpposting such an intelligence would be capable of?!

>>135066049
>leaf
why am i not surprised to see my fellow countrymen acting like retards

the only thing this million quibit computer will say is "flat earthers please off yourselves"

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>>135045869
High bit rate (>512) asymmetric algorithms are still safe

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>>135045643
>What is a Dwave.

this is bait.

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>>135045739

>>135046920
How do we know thats true? Have you seen it? You know what's inside?

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>>135062366

yeah, cause size extensivitiy and consistency aren't important. Take the MBPT red pill. CI is a brute force and dirty. MBPT is systematic and clean.

>>135044483

>yer posting in a "he doesn't know quantum computers aren't useful for most computational problems, don't equate to a super mega overclocked normal cpu" episode

>>135066288
You probably voted for Trudeau moron. You'll see it'll happen.

Right off the bat it'll say the earth cannot be an inertial frame of reference as it moves on an ellipse which by definition does not allow for constant speed.

Next can't measure it too.

I for one can't wait for our AI overlords setting this straight.

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>>135066312

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>>135065248
Milhouse.

>>135066689
>100 mile bridge

Honestly, the Chinese are just fucking about at this point.

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>its a black cube.

you can't write this shit.

>>135044483
>my knowledge of science is based on internet "articles"

quantum computer is a meme, just stop

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Lockheed Martin has one.

>What is jade helm.

They sent seal teams loose in the u.s. to see if they could evade an ai program.

this is all probably a coincidence.

>>135065248
hitler did nothing wrong

>>135066913
>>135066964
>>135067068
>>135067434

Don't get too excited. There is a reason we are still using silicon. QC right now is kinda analogous to that weird period of time when AMD was making 32bit/64bit hybrid chips.

>implying we even know the bleeding edge of classified technological development
>implying this hasn't already happened or may happen sooner then you'd think

>>135044483

If they are about to build a viable quantum computer, I would recommend anybody holding meme-coins to sell the ASAP.

Quantum computing can cut through the asymmetric encryption bitcoin uses, like a knife through butter.

>>135065318
>buying one of these
You're not too smart, are you?

>>135065248
humans were a mistake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eHeV59__0k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRDwk3FLAU0

>a thread full of dense niggers.

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>>135044483
> 1960: In 2017 we'll have flying cars and laser guns and domestic robots n shieet.

>2017: None of the above.

>2017: In 2067 we'll have sentient AI and humans will have no jobs n shiieeet.

>2067 : ????

>>135044483
ITT: We say how we knew OP was retarded
>zero point energy rediscovered
Do you even physics?

>>135068198
Is it just me, or do others feel that Musk isn't as bright as he makes out, just very lucky?

>>135061770
The basilisk is one of the most retarded things I've read. Far too many unlikely assumptions and pillars to be taken seriously.

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>>135044483

>Quantum computer meme

Google uses D-wave

https://www.wired.com/2014/06/d-wave-quantum-speedup/

D-wave is not a quantum computer

>>135068742
Archived https://archive.is/43txY

>>135068785

Thank you norway bot

>>135045498
this anon exactly why AI will have no choice, but to kill us all

>>135048525
implying you are self aware in any sense...

>>135066049
>A fucking leaf
Stop making me feel embarrassed for my country.

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>>135049590
>useless for anything else
anon can't imagine any machine not designed exclusively to Save rape porn to windows pix folder

>>135059502
thanks

>>135044483
>Do you niggers have any idea how much the world will change if a state-of-the-art neural network AI is connected to a million-qubit model?

Yeah, I've a pretty good idea.

It will end.

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So a QC could do the equivalent of thousands of monkeys banging on typewriter keys until one eventually types up The Iliad?

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>>135055558
Inter dimensional transposition of energy and matter is pretty much a Lovecraft theme, and an inherent aspect of quantum reality.
how's that, Mr. Wise-ass?

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>>135055558
It's all fun and shitposting until a quantum computer spits out the Necromicon.

>>135069917
would take mere milliseconds to achieve

plz be my ai gf

>>135070227

would actually create bifurcated timelines where it both did and did not spit out said naughty book.

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>>135067068
What if Kaaba is a quantum computer?

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>>135070681

Fuck I hope this train rolls in this century. Don´t want to die before shit gets serious

Bullshit fake kike lies.

QM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEaecUuEqfc

Electricity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TttHkDRuyZw

Gravity & Black Holes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsGPq77X0Q

TRUMP knew Truth on 911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23yfBWH8Hjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoYXihwcp8c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNodh9OlTrQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-7bxI_XOoQ

GLOBAL HOAXING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-DNNIUjKU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExgKJpJyDXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbAgl7w_Vws

MOON

https://mega.nz/#F!IBUFTAab!OiZMtL9PlQP1ev8YKfm4Wg


http://www.takeourworldback.com/zionistcrimes.htm

www.ae911truth.org

>>135068251
m8 but we do have flying cars and laser guns. We just don't use them. The flying car was invented 10 years ago but we have no need for them. Laser guns were recently invented but they haven't become mainstream and they're not that powerful.

>>135048746
You do realize those ones come with an actual target on the back of the shirt?