Cliff Simon(Baal) is God.
The future is golden and deep fried
PRAISE KEK
>>135017247
Wat?
>>135017247
>07 27 17
How can they compete?
What is this thread about?
>>135020208
Competing religious holidays tomorrow (Satanism vs Kekism)
Guess I'm makin' tendies tomorrow for my Libshit friends
I only pray to one god.
>>135020208
It's about nothing. Nothing is going to happen. Nothing that was predicted on 4chan has EVER happened.
>>135020525
its tendie time
>>135018065
GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
1488 1776
WORLD WIDE
#America #Freedom #Liberty
Our World. Our Time. Our Future.
A Holy American Empire to rule the world for 1000 years.
America, the Heartland. Jesus Country. Western Nations as satellite states. Maintaining individuality and autonomy. Retaining history. Australians stay Australian, but with American Freedoms and Liberties. British stay British, the French, French, etc.
Full Freedom and Liberty.
The biggest baddest empire this humanity has ever seen. Waiting for Jesus Christ to save us. With Holy Spirits help. God protects us from Jewry and any form of oppression.
This is so the European(white) male can live well. That's all its about. So we can start families and continue the works of our Father.
Retain our history, thousands of years in the making. A global effort by the commoner. For our greater good. We craft our future.
Remove Kike. Remove Foreigner.
One last War. Our World Forever After
S H A D I L A Y ~ B R O T H E R S
>>135017247
>>135018201
I'm cooking up some chicken tendies tomorrow as a sacrifice to Kek!
>>135017247
>You hated the liberal agenda and the mainstream media so you inadvertedly joined an invisible college of autistic Egyptian frog god-worshipping Neo Nazis using quantum memetic magic to fight an elite Jewish cabal of Molech worshippers that use abortions and war as blood sacrifices to maintain their grip on humanity.
>>135020506
I laugh at your four winds. There is only Crom.
>>135017247
Fuck I need to go to the grocery store and get some frozen tendies. I believe more than one variety will be necessary.
>>135021479
>>135021242
>>135021015
>>135020813
>>135020696
>>135020618
>>135020604
>>135020525
Spread the word of this memetic holiday we have to let the anons know!
Serious inquiry:
Does chicken Karage from a Sushi restaurant count as tendies? They're the only place that serves chicken within close distance of the frog-filled swamp near my house.
>>135020813
How will you make them?
>>135021479
Get KFC golden chicken tenders
>>135022203
marinade in buttermilk
double breaded with flour and spices
fried up to a cripsy golden brown!
CHAOS
CONSUUUUUUME US
>>135020500
>checked
convert while you still can
>>135025189
COVFEFE
>>135017247
I wonder how this will end...
>>135021479
Frozen? Get some raw chicken tenders, all-purpose flour, eggs, black pepper, salt and some cooking oil. Frozen tendies are for peasants.
Praise kek
tendies will win
>>135025490
hurry before you dun nuked
KEK, HEAR ME NOW
MAKE THE TENDIES MORE DELICIOUS THAN EVER, DOWN WITH THE SATANISTS WHO WOULD WANT TO COOK FROZEN TENDIES OR BLASPHEME YOUR NAME
KEK GRANT US POWER
>>135025790
Open your heart to Him, Anon.
SHADILAY
eternal reminder they killed chester and chris
>>135017247
Swinging by to bless tomorrows battlefrogs.
>>135026333
A triple three of truth
what could be meant by this?
>>135026216
pepe is a meme
you open your heart to Christ
July 27 will be a day we will all remember. Chicken Tendie Day 2017.
>>135026677
Idk broh the egyptian gods are pretty cool.
>>135026561
Tomorrow we will be blessed with many tendies, Anon.
>>135026677
Your meme is simply older than mine. Also, checked.
>>135027242
i understand but it's satanry
>>135027636
You know the Big Guy has got to have a great sense of humor.
>>135017247
Moloch can suck my fatty.
>>135027889
chops pagan trees
>>135025711
shadilay
Why no Trump European legion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQAX4VbkmHM
>>135028402
We will be blessed with a happening to remember on Chicken Tendie Day 2017.
Lots of autism in this thread.
>>135029529
Weaponized
Hillary will go to prison
Lads, I....
>>135029623
>>135020506
Aren't Ishtar and Yog the most powerful gods of the Conan universe?
>>135029255
Your integers suggest that Kek does indeed "will it".
>>135017247
Kek is tzeench, moloch is khorne
Shadilay
>>135017247
Time's up molochfags
Mostly holy week for moloch worshipers. About to get BTFO about a frog worshiping shitposting president of chaos.
Also reminder that Hillary was also nominated during this week, DNC last year was like the 25th-28th and Hillary was at The Grove during most of this time.
This thread is one big gay LARP circlejerk.
Get a fuckin' life, losers.
>>135031478
O...okay, Anon.
>>135030312
Indeed. 5& 55 are also my lucky numbers.
Kek has more worshipers than Moloch
>>135028394
>>135025189
>>135025490
>>135025790
>>135026216
>>135026677
>>135027242
>>135027889
Let us unite our differing belief systems together Anons, in order to combat the true Adversary. We are all in this together.
answer the call!
>>135031862
I'M TRYING!
Is there hope?
A few years from now, there'll be a movie about this. Might be longer delayed than usual, though. Hollywood will have some casualties.
>>135026620
clearly the 333's are melania
>>135031813
Christ is King.
Tick tock, moloch.
>>135017247
PRAISE
>>135017247
Is Lord Kek against child sacrifice and sexual abuse?
Should we try to harness meme magic on the 27th and wage magical warfare as we did in the times of the election?
>>135017247
>>135032953
Only if theres a happening
But definitely eat tendies
>>135032953
We have already been blessed. Tomorrow will be a happening to remember, Anons.
>>135033157
Your digits confirm the coming of the dragon.
>>135033937
Your digits require that you feast on tendies tomorrow.
>>135034244
Nothing new under the sun.....
>>135034244
>>135017247
Praise kek
>>135034674
my digis never lie, /pol/ is never wrong, tomorrow we cleanse with fire
>>135035537
Digis
>>135035767
>767
>>135036667
>off by one
>>135037040
story of my life
>>135039211
AYYYYYYYYY
>>135039211
>now there's digits
damn kek has it out for you lol
>>135039211
>>135039284
>>135039354
>>135020525
How about the election
>>135020525
>>135039616
>616
747
>>135039616
>pray to god of knowledge
>literally wrong about everything
LMAO
>>135017247
MFW Im cooking fried chicken for a group of people tomorrow
>>135039755
checked, kek in cuddly mood
>>135026677
MFW Jesus Created Kek
>>135027431
Praise kek. Our meme required internet to reveal itself.
>>135039981
a series of events and new knowledge aligned in a manner that guaranteed i would be eating 3 portions of fried chicken tomorrow. and now i see this thread and i know it was by design
praise be
>>135026677
>>135040677
CHECKED AND PRAISED
>>135040677
>checked
The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit and the Ancient Egyptian Frog God of Chaos?
I okay with this.
>>135040330
you want me to cuddle your balls bro?
>>135031478
I'm sleepy anon, aren't you?
>>135040677
checked.
>>135017247
>>135018065
>>135024143
And all the meme creators I will be carrying your water on twitter all day tomorrow.
Maybe to show support I'll start today.
I just an old woman and for the life of me can't figure out how to upload a gif.
I keep praying to KeK for help .....
>>135041032
I'm amphibious.
>>135040677
checks out.
Praised
>>135041022
>Head explodes
>blasting out the wall of my house
>sending shockwaves
>making car alarms go off and dogs bark
This is all just so much
>>135025503
R A R E
A
R
E
>>135041022
They're all one entity anon. God works in mysterious ways.
If I've been seeing digits in my real life for months, what does that mean? What is the connection between Jesus and Kek? Someone tell me I need to know
>>135026333
Checked
>>135029875
I didn't save
>>135041022
Matt Furie "killed" Pepe and 3 days later James Comey was fired.
>>135041275
Despite your lack of digits you should know that Kek is not an unmerciful god and he has permitted me to share a moderate rare with you in recognition of your genuine efforts. Use it well, and keep up the good work.
>>135041534
>>135017247
Choose wisely
>>135041644
ALL IS ONE
GOD IS REAL
GOD IS ALL
Chaos/Freedom vs Order/Submission
>>135017247
Battle?
Also, what is so special about tendies?
Its been getting colder, hasn't it?
>>135042195
OP wants us to summon Kek with our collective meme magic for Chicken Tendie Day tomorrow.
Praise
>>135026677
>c'mon goy submit your soul for eternity to a jewish carpenter sacrificed in a blood ritual, he died for your sins, and if you refuse you are damned to hell forever.
>tfw loving god
Nah i'll stick with the tendie frog god that actually answers.
PRAISE KEK
>>135042195
Go Reddit reeeeeee
>>135041644
keep clocks nearby
>>135042380
Any ritual to follow? Or just eat chicken tendies. Can't find the book of dark magic at the local library
>>135040677
Damn right
>>135017247
Chicken tendies vs Babyback ribs
May evil be destroyed and all shall witness it and deny it no longer.
Praise!!!
Jesus is coming again soon, all will be good!
Know what this means? Chicken Tender meal from Publix tomorrow.
>>135042856
Here is a better version for you.
>>135041644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZPSnkQWs6o
Try this on for size
>>135020506
You can trust the steel
>>135039211
KEK BLESSES YOU THIS DAY
>>135026677
The only real answer, the Christ consciousness modality of thought will prevail, love and light be with u all.
>>135017247
Lets show these Satan spawns what we can do
We will need too all focus our energy into destroying them
Wizards of /pol/ be ready
>>135041821
Oh Thank You For Your Kindness ...
No b/s
I've got tears.
I will always Treasure this ....
>>135042562
Starts at Midnight yes ? The witching hour.
/pol/ monitor crime reports for abductions and strange findings over next few days.
As always the Crescent moon after the new moon is a snackbar is open sign. Its in the book , yo.
>>135043666
TRIPS! GIVE THANKS AND YE SHALL RECEIVE ANON!
>>135020500
>>135025711
>>135026333
>>135026677
>>135029255
>>135034244
>>135039211
>>135039755
>>135040677
>>135041644
>>135041022
Amen
Can you feel it brothers?
The chicken tendies will give us a boost of energy so we can defeat them!!!!
SHADILAY !
Do we have something to chant ala the hillary clinton debate chant?
>>135021479
as kek wills it got some in da fridge ready to go
>>135043666
>>135021479
>Neet tier tendies
This is a special occasion faggot
His time is running out.
>>135017247
Reminder that these power dates were stolen and corrupted by satanic pedo "royal" families. These dates were sacred in Pagan worship for their power and energy, but are now used for negativity. These dates are not evil or good, they are just days of "power". This is why the elite are obsessed with creating fake happenings and false flags on certain dates. They are power days, and they attempt to utilize them for their own purposes.
Either way, kill all Satanic and pedo participants.
>>135041022
It was really obvious when the jews killed pepe and he came back even stronger
>>135041022
make sense to me
>>135044578
fits to the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHryvQQu9LU
>>135045129
>>135044737
>737
>>135017247
Tomorrow I shall feast on Pizza!
PRAISE KEK
May Kek slay all under his might croak
>>135040677
He created everything, anon.
>>135025790
dont u know that if u get nuked they say ur soul gets fragmented ?
AND it's my birthday
>>135017247
>Memetic vs Satanic
It really should be Memetic vs. Semitic.
>>135017247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47WtItcUKAI
hey guys check this video out
>>135045947
>>135045561
Good tunes, anon.
>>135029851
this
the grand climax will occur tomorrow when all the tendies hit the floor and moloch gets eternally BTFO by Kek (Jesus)
>>135017247
Damn but I'm trying to cut fat.
>>135046685
>>135017247
Kek let the tendies flow
>>135046523
Ughhhhh disgusting
We need to ban all (((porn)))
>>135046816
Hit the gym like I do fatass
If you're a pleb there's a ton of weight-less exercises also.
Or simply RUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>135040677
think about it jesus trolled every one by rising from the dead...
>>135047969
KEK
FIND THE GOLDEN BALL
THE FROG MUST RETURN FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE SWAMP AND NOT BE DEVOURED BY THAT WHICH DWELLS WITHIN
>>135017247
One Tendie to gather /pol/.
One Tendie in Truth will find Them.
One Tendie to Bring Them All.
And In The Dankness , Bind Them.
Jesus and Kek are only working together at the moment because they have common goals.
Remember: Chaos doesn't love anyone. Also doesn't hate anyone. It simply - is.
>>135017247
PRAISE BE UPON HIM
>>135048176
>>135048237
The ring is ours now and soon we shall destroy it.
>>135031478
>losers
Fuck off, toasted roasted bitch
>>135021479
>>135017247
y'all need jesus
>>135025711
AVE KEK
SHADISOOM SHADILAY
SHADIBOOM SHADILAY
KEK KEK KEK BOOM SHADILAY
May our memetic power transcend the ether of the internet and be used to further the arms of RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE.
May the satanists fall.
May the pedophile elite fall.
May the brainwashed masses finally wake up.
May we finally feel what true freedom feels like.
Only the truth can set us free.
May the tendies hit the floor.
PRAISE KEK. SHADILAY.
>>135049300
He is with us.
>>135044139
Praise KeK
KeK's mercy.
I learned to upload the precious gif
victory is nigh
shadilay
>>135049700
Your digits confirm victory. Shadilay!
I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind on the KEK and Jesus combo stuff.
I'll let the digits decide:
Trips KEK and Jesus are working together
Quads and above KEK is Jesus and meme magic is a new covenant with the true faithful.
Anything else it's still a mystery.
>>135049300
>>135049700
PRAISE KEK AND JESUS
>>135049877
CHECKEM
>>135049300
But if Kek is god, and Jesus is in Kek, and God in Jesus then isn't it you who need Kek to get Jesus?
>>135049875
Kek & Jesus are one. The Father, Son, Holy Spirit. God is infinite.
>>135050111
checkd. Christ cuck BTFO. Kek is great senpai
>>135050111
CONFIRMED
>>135020525
Except /b/ correctly identifying the Boston Marathon bombers 72 hours before police. That was a fun week.
>>135050111
AVE KEK
SHADISOOM SHADILAY
SHADIBOOM SHADILAY
KEK KEK KEK BOOM SHADILAY
>>135050111
Trips
It is time.
>>135050349
>>135047044
Tomorrow being the holy holiday of tendies, shall be observed by all anon's and they shall consume thy delicious tendies and yea kek shall look upon this happening and shall declare that it is good.
here endeth the lesson.
>>135050544
checkd
>>135050677
>>135050544
This is just...sad.
>>135041022
The Quadrality?
>>135042012
Praise!
>>135017247
Praise him, moloch btfo
The cleansing begins tomorrow, shadilay
>>135051488
1488 SHADILAYYYY
Tomorrow is the day
>>135051488
checkd senpai
>>135051488
RISE
>>135026677
>>135040677
mfw
>>135051502
No more pizza for this sick piece of shit.
>>135051640
*today* is the day
>>135017247
There is one true God and he loves you.
>>135043666
old lady satan, are you the old lady who was on HWNDU? Blessed are all of us.
>>135050677
noice
>>135025602
This
>>135052074
Christ is King.
>>135040677
>>135051488
nice digits mate
>>135051488
Is it true? Is he back? Shadilay
>>135051488
North korea
4 min left (GMT +2)
Let's go for the double.
Praise kek!
>>135052388
CHECKED
>>135040677
>Mfw Kek is an angel of Jesus Christ
SOMEONE ANALYZE THE BIBLE AND LOOK FOR ANYTHING THAT REPRESENTS KEK
>>135044065
Magical operations begin at dawn on the day and end at next days dawn
>>135051488
next Hilter will come from Belgium comfirmet
>>135052766
Checked... he is back rested and ready to cause some happenings
>>135048176
FROGS CANNOT SLAY DRAGONS
>>135052645
I love my mother!
>>135052891
Fuck off leaf get BTFO by KEKS WRATH
>>135017247
I'm doing my part
Chicken Tender Day
Frog-legs known to taste like chicken
The body of Kek is tendies
Tomorrow we all partake of the sacrament
Kek wills it. It's happening.
guys youre scaring me with your blasphemy
shieeeeet, it's this thread again
you can only see this thread before happenings
>>135052828
>2828
Maybe that is a clue.
>>135053366
Digits confirm
>>135042012
I choose Jesus Christ, he is Kek's master.
>>135053206
Time to join the religion to which fear is a sin
>>135053366
confirmed
>>135017247
Praise Kek, The True Metal, Fountain Of Life, Azoth, The Quintessence
>>135052891
The World Eater disagrees.
>>135017247
Not muh chicken tendies
>>135042664
>Any ritual to follow? Or just eat chicken tendies.
Maybe raise the first tendie triumphantly and give a shrill REEEEEE
>>135053366
Exodus 8New King James Version (NKJV)
The Second Plague: Frogs
8 And the Lord spoke to Moses, “Go to Pharaoh and say to him, ‘Thus says the Lord: “Let My people go, that they may serve Me. 2 But if you refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all your territory with frogs. 3 So the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into your house, into your bedroom, on your bed, into the houses of your servants, on your people, into your ovens, and into your kneading bowls. 4 And the frogs shall come up on you, on your people, and on all your servants.”’”
>>135053252
>>135053366
>3366
>3+3=6
"He who seeks, finds"
praise
>>135053168
Tendies, Tendies, give him power!
Make this day our finest hour!
>>135020208
Autism. But looking at that flag of yours, you'll fit right in with these spergs.
>>135053762
What did God mean by this?
>>135052828
dude jesus invented trolling... the romans and the jews thought they got ride of jesus but he came back from the dead and conquered rome... if thats not trolling at its finest i dont know!
>>135054239
Tendies tendies on two three,
give me more or i will REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135053918
Seek this /pol/ . LE guide to satanic cults. vid 1995
Notice all the shills saying it just cant be true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt_T5EF-uzU
727 is Thoth digits
Memes will take the day.
Big happenings are still on the table for fall.
>>135052645
Damn you Moloch
>>135052891
>FROGS CANNOT SLAY DRAGONS
And they don't do to well against owls, either.
So between the bird religion and the frog religion, I'll take the bird one.
>>135054983
Kekerino don't give a hoot
>tfw i talked my normie buddy into having kfc tomorrow... praise kek
>>135054693
BBQ or sour cream,
either dip is just a dream!
But of all the things that I could wish,
Schultz's death would make the dish!
>>135054983
Which reminds me also of this fable from Aesop.
>>135054983
Repent
>>135020208
These digits
>>135054983
>>135055472
Pic related I mean
>>135055526
Thoth is Justice. Keku is Choas. Balance.
>>135026333
Trips, checked. This is what the chaos side of Kek looks like. He releases disinfo for us to see thru, overcome, learn from, and become stronger. He's teaching you.
>>135055589
And here's one for the "step on snaek" mongs.
>>135032048
>>135055420
You should stop smoking pot, maan, your rhymes are shit and so's your GET.
All democrats will die.
SHADILAY
>All these digits.
Are Kek and Jesus truly united against the Satanist kikes?
>>135055827
Powerful. I can't even. Just, wow. Literally shaking.
>>135055827
What bird is that?
>>135056186
Dead owls? Is that the best you can do?
I think that it is already happening. All mini-happenings in the last 36 hours.
>>135056258
Secretary bird. They kick snakes.
>>135056316
Yes, Sweetie.
>>135049591
>>135043666
She was old but now she memes!
>>135017247
>thinking that human sacrifice come even close to the power of meme magic
You always win when your opponents are losers.
>>135056344
god damint anon you doomed us all
>>135056258
A secretary bird. Eh treads on sneks and isn't afraid of anything. It also eats frogs (probably - I mean just look at it).
>>135017247
Moloch doesn't stand a chance.
>>135018201
bros 07/01/017 didnt cause shit....
>>135056644
o man
>>135056545
Earthquake swarms have been the worst in years. Both deep and shallow. I except at least a 7.0 to happen tomorrow/today.
>>135025711
>>135026677
>>135040677
>>135041022
Tomorrow is going to beautiful
Think the big guy is smiling at you all and others fighting this for months, years, and decades. Anyone have this 'feeling' like he's been with you this week? Beenfeelinggreatman.jpg
We love you, Lord. Let's kick some ass tomorrow.
>>135026677
God bless.
>>135056644
HAIL KEK
>>135056412
Not surprising, you newfag
IT'S TIME TO PURGE ALL GOVERNMENTS!!!!!
>>135056644
Enough of this defetist bullshit we had here lately. Let's praise some motherfucking frog god.
>>135055827
wtf is this bird?
>>135017247
MOLOCH GIT YE GONE!
Praise Kek!
>>135056858
>>135056860
Mixed signals? Unless....
>>135057171
Secretary Bird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68BPPVVpN7s
>>135026677
This
more digits for more power
>>135055827
That's a weird looking Emu. Straya, you best watch yourself now.
>>135042012
i see what you did there
ol' Pascal's Wager
>>135057422
>>135026677
7s confirms it.
atheists btfo
>>135057255
looks unreal
are they trying to slide this thread ?
>>135056644
WITNESSED
>>135057765
It is basically a hawk on stilts.
>>135054983
the owl and the dragon will trip balls once they have eaten kek... than he will murder them on the astral plane... and simply rise from the dead!!! how can they even compete ?
>>135020696
Amen
>>135057780
Seems like that
Chaos has shown me the evil in the hearts of men. Time is up for the Moloch fags
>>135017247
tension
>>135044737
Praise!
>>135057695
Praise Kek with all your heart, all your hopes, and all your mind, anons. Praise him!
>>135059542
kek is love,
kek is life
>>135018065
Tomorrow we shall all go on pilgrimage for our Kek.
>>135020696
That is most tender that can eternal fry
And in strange freezers even paedos die
>>135020525
t. newfag reddit lord
>pepe as a name for boys is of Hebrew origin, and the meaning of the name Pepe is "Jehovah increases". Pepe is an alternate spelling of Jose
source :
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Pepe
Podwal’s ink drawing, “The Frog who taught Rabbi Hanina the whole Torah” (1982), illustrates his interest in esoteric tales
>Like a good pet owner Hanina fed the frog, which grew to an enormous size. First he had to build a cabinet to house it, and when it got even larger, an entire room. The frog literally ate Hanina out of house and home, but it recognized the imposition it was presenting and offered Hanina whatever he wished. Hanina asked to be taught the entire Torah, and the frog agreed. It wrote the Torah on paper, which Hanina consumed.
source :
http://www.jewishpress.com/sections/the-frog-the-demons-and-the-jewish-star/2008/10/01/