Tell me how the fuck any person on active deployment could serve to their full potential when they LITERALLY have to shove a dildo up their pisshole for 2 hours a day (on top of the risk of said pisshole getting infected if they get dirt, sand, mud, etc.. inside of it)
https://www.susans.org/wiki/index.php/Vaginal_dilation
>>135007427
They can store an extra mag in there during a patrol. Extra ammo + a dilation.
>>135007591
Might as well shove a few MREs in there as well. Use the freak in the squad as a pack mule.
>>135007427
They're just a distraction to themselves
>>135007753
Forwarded to Mattis and Tillerson, awaiting response.