Liberals....... What else should I say?

I know where this is going, and I like it.

>look /pol/ I'm texting a girl

>>135003715
I'm stealing this set up for dropping truth bombs on my liberal friends. Thank you.

>>135003759
Sounds like Nicole really doesn't give a fuck about the conversation. When you do the reveal she'll go
>oh.. Okay

And go suck chads dick while anon posts his win, dick in hand, to the Chinese dog seasoning forum

>>135003983
That's what I'm trying to do. I know it won't work. But I'm gonna save the 33k e-mails until last

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>>135003715
Wasting battery on bluetooth.

>>135003715
Kek, start talking about how everyone who has dirt on "Trump" suddenly commits suicide.

>>135004160
Not the point, you fudge lord

>>135003715
There's life outside politics

So instead of redpilling Tay, your mucking with a normie?

>>135004160
I really don't think she cares at all. This conversation sounds extremely forced.

>>135003715
Say Trump is a Jewish puppet and the whole US is controlled by Jews.

>>135003715
take your retarded retard shit back to /b/

>>135003715
>>135003759
The only reason this girl is still talking to you is that she wants your dick badly. If you keep on not giving it to her she will move on.

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>>135004797

>>135003715
>What else should I say?
Something along the lines of
>"I need to find some way to distract myself from politics"
>"wanna watch a movie or something"
>"I have 50 hard boiled eggs and you need to eat some of them"

>>135004969
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135004969
You fucked up

This has to be a troll. 20% of Uranium? lol wut

>>135004969
You left le 4chan memetext in there dummy.

>>135003715
>>135003759
kek, this is great

>>135005143
Yep. And there was some potential there too

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>>135004969
you dun goofed

>>135004969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVLnaHmMjE&t=20s


watch this

>>135004969
Trump destroyed Hati's Economy? Good, they started their nation by genociding all white people. Why should we give them one fucking dime?

Them being slaves does not give them the right to conduct a mini holocaust. Hati can go to hell. I hope an F5 blows them all into the sea. I'll travel there to help with aid and give out poisoned food. They deserve to be massacred. I am so sick of white middle class Americans selling out for violent greedy black people. I stopped going to church over it, like every single Christian I know wants to channel their income at black people. Fuck that. What the fuck? Stop!! Their economy shouldn't depend on our work.

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>>135003877
its a dude and op is a faggot

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Finally

>>135005447
Holy fuck, an actual retard. This shit is so far over your head, stop posting here.

>>135004969
You stupid mong

>>135005792
You're either chatting with a bot or someone who really does not give a single shit.
kys

>>135005792
She genuinely doesn't care. Girls really, REALLY don't care about politics.

I tried talking to a chick about the JQ and she was just going like "Oh, are Jews really like that?"

Don't talk to girls about politics.

>>135005792
ask her is she a bot now! and proof of her existence pic mow

OK then what else should I say?

>>135006593
he smashed hard drives and dozens of smart phones to cover up his involvement with a foreign government

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>>135006820

This might be one of the most autistic things I've seen this month

>>135006917
Don't forget that he killed Vince Foster and almost lost his mind when Melania shoved a cigar in Monica Lewinski

>>135006917
>"Nicole, huh? How about I make you my Dickhole instead?"

Bitches love that.

>>135007069
Start dropping flat earth red pills.

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>>135007095
Kek

Grill doesnt care bout politic baka and that is why u still single

>>135004969
Holy fucking shit you are retarded OP

>>135007357
+5 internet points, OP

>>135007357
Now:
Have sex with the girl
Tell her afterward that all that stuff was Hillary

>>135007069
It's time to go balls deep into pizzagate

Tell her about Monarch programming and the Strong Man. Tell her about the Jesuits and the Josephs.

>>135004969
10/10

Good gag.

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Yea she's not in politics I guess just a typical trump hater

>>135007884
Get this through your head bro: all females, jews, niggers, and spics think THE EXACT SAME WAY

Women don't care about politics like those others mentioned don't care. All they care about is to see YOU, the WHITE MALE, lose.

Their entire existence revolves around jealousy of your success.

>>135007884
tell her trump murders little kittens and makes burgers out of them

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>>135007884
Women. Not even once.

>>135007884
Now we're getting juicy! Make her send pics!

>>135007884
Bruh she blatantly wants the d

You're choosing /pol/ over pussy you permavirgin

You're chatting with a person lacking a brain. It's boring. Focus on better things

>>135007884
Tits or GTFO

>>135007884
Get pics of her in the new bra's

10/10. Did laugh. Do it again sometime.

>>135008174
I'm not really worried about it. My tinder is full of unread messages. Just cause I use 4chan doesn't mean I never grew outta my beta phase

>>135008174
well playing virgins advocate here... in his defense she could be a desperate fat fuck

>>135003715
>>135003759
>>135004969
>>135005792
>>135006917
>>135007069
>>135007357

>nicole, just keep replying to his retarded shit
>it's not worth telling him he's a fucking loser, but you don't want to lose your meal ticket
>placate him

>>135007884
>What size
Now we're cooking with gas

FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY

>>135007884
Tell her to send pics of the bras

>>135007884
Just because someone doesn't wanna play your retarded games doesn't mean they're a Trump hater

>>135008622
I'm out this chick has huge tits

>>135009010
oh come one dont let us hanging here with an unfinished story !!!

>>135009010
Out? Proof of Huge Tits? Come on OP

>>135009010
>Is a literal faggot all thread
>Bitch slinging the pussy at him despite his efforts to cuck himself
>"I'm out guys, her boobs are too big"
Kill yourself this thread just got good you autist

>>135007884
Modern women are a fucking joke.

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>>135003715
Fuck off back to /b/ you massive faggot

>>135008174
If this was me the girl could literally say the most obvious "im horny just fuck me" and I still wouldn't get it
>But I can spot people I know based on how they walk from like 50 meters
>How autistic am I?

>>135007884
Say: that was actually just Hillary... haha pranked

and then ask her to take a picture of her in the bra

>>135010918
without bra

>>135010019
oh anon tell me about it :(

>>135011114
Gotta play it smart... that comes after the bra picture

>>135007884
Tell her to send feet pics and post them here

>>135011291
Anon you...

>>135011114
2bh I do not wanna see her tits...I wanna see her redpilled that's much hotter!!!

>>135011638
Faggot detected... Quiet!

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>>135003715
love the troll.... just like Libs agreeing with Hitler speeches....

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>>135003715
>>135003759
>>135003823
You are doing God's work, anon.

>>135009010
Say: “Are you happy with your tits? I'll give you my rating.“