ITT: we discuss the greatest empire in history
>tfw you will never be part of Kalevala-khanate
>>134983637
You guys gave it a good go, shame you got involved in WW1 and lost everything
>>134983637
fuck off shitskins
>>134983637
>my empire is named after a foot stool.
Good one.
>>134983637
the greatest empire in the world was the british empire turk roach and please next time get it right by not including Sudan,Somalia,Marocco and parts of Spain into the Ottoman empire.
>>134983637
>Island
Cute
>>134984825
THE SUN NEVER SETS
THE SUN NEVER SETS
THE SUN NEVER SETS
THE SUN NEVER SETS
>>134984825
>>134983827
>>134983637
Are you even trying?
Sage
>>134985076
Mong
>24,000,000 km2
Brit
>35,500,000 km2
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
>>134985303
>cant read info graph
38m > 35.5m
Brit education everyone
>tfw no more pirating
Whats the point of living?
>>134985481
well your map is wrong
>>134985679
forgot pic
>>134985571
How is the history of piracy taught there? How important was it?
>>134983637
literally nobody besides turks thinks so, lmao.
>>134983637
>map wrong
>greatest empire
>pretends to be better than the brits
Why there are so many butthurt newfags on here? Did /r9k/ merge with /pol/?
wrong
this is my clay
Tsarist Russia was the greatest empire in history
Feel's Good
My family was loyal to this authority in the old days
>>134983637
>ITT: we discuss the greatest empire in history
There's so much to say about the British Empire, where do we even start?
Th United States Empire is the greatest and strongest empire mankind has ever seen or ever will see.
>>134983637
What the fuck is going on tonight? Is it pension day in Turkey or something?
The Longest and Most Influential
The one that has most butthurted the Jews in the entire history
>>134984825
>>134985754
and looks at whats left, fucking pakis raping everything they can get their hands on
>>134984029
Why are talking to yourself
>>134987636
dont remind me
>>134986462
Pretty important since the ottoman era greatly shaped our modern culture
>>134987840
I meant important in terms of what they teach you about your history. Give your reply I presume it was more or less central? Are there famous pirates who are revered?
>>134987313
>The one that has most butthurted the Jews in the entire histo-
wrong.
>>134989789
forgot pic
>>134989820
Wrong
>>134983637
>>134983637
why would we discuss Spaniards??
>>134987636
oh wow that's a NEW ONE
GOOD POST ANON
subhuman-fucking mainland apes
>>134990304
What?
>>134984389
>shitskin
Caucaus-nigger calling someone shitskin how cute. However, I gotta give it to you, even though you lost at Abkhazia and South Osetia you successfully resisted becoming another oblast of Russia.
>>134985076
the mongol empire was never united but devided between different Khans...try again
>>134984029
nah, Ottoman was fucked at least two centuries before. WWI was the final nail to the coffin.
>>134990506
Under the great kahn it was.
>>134983637
>>134983827
>>134984825
>>134985076
>>134987061
>>134989820
You're all nothing compared to the Rothschild Empire.
>>134983637
Fucking T*rkroach Mongoloids
>Betray Arabs after Mongol invasion instead of helping them
>WE WUZ EMPIRE
And remove Morocco from the meme map, maybe you betrayed the rest of the Arabs but we took independence after Mongol invasion and kicked Roaches ass in Oran war
>>134985571
It is said that you guys even raided Iceland (p.s OP's map) and brought sultan fine Icelandic whores.
>>134983637
Today I was learning how to make Baklava and the guy I was watching used two layers of filo between butter. So it went filo filo butter filo filo butter. Is that normal?
spotted ops embasssy
>>134985076
>STILL a lower GDP than the USA
There's like 4-5 turkroach jerkoff threads at a time on /pol/ now, holy shit you two must be really active
>>134990655
how in the world is any part of Western Europe not in that?
>>134983637
> Ottoman empire
> Iceland
>>134985754
>>134984825
Here is the problem, the Brittish Empire is a whole load of nothing. India for example only costed them 3000 men, TO CONQUER THE WHOLE OF INDIA. Australia is mostly dessert. And conquests in Africa are also low achievements, since normaly what would normaly happen is they would arm the locals and and after their victory, claim it as a brittish one.
Compare it with the Roman Empire, like these guys >>134987061 >>134987313. The romans had to fight hords of barbarians, who would use every trick up their sleeve to fend them off (such as hiding in forests, making hit and run attacks at night) over and over again to claim ownership of a relatively small patch of land.
The same with the Spanish Emprie, most of what we took over were jungles full of mostrous animals, with armed and trained savages hiding behind every tree. Imagine conquering Vietnam on steroids only with swords and cannons. No rifles, no napalm.
Pic related.
>>134984825
Greatest Empire in history. White of course :^)
>>134991093
It is fantasy Abdul
>>134990087
You are not even roman...
Arabs in Levant and Egypt are more Roman than you
>>134985754
23.84% of the entire planet's surface belonged to my grandparents generation..
>Incredible pride
>>134987061
>>134987313
>>134990087
>>134991095
Really makes you think.
>>134990778
Grandma always used to do just one dough thingy (filo? had no idea it was that) then butter, then another. But idk where you buy it from, if you get it from a regular US store maybe it has to be two of them?
>>134991136
Please, it was only the longest because of some minimal enclaves for a few hundred years, it only was a real empire for 3 centuries. On top of that, most of it is comprised by lazy and conformist niggers, weak and pathetic indians and unevolved apes also known as abos.
Finaly, of all countries in Europe, yours is the only one witch has never conquered another european nation.
You won because you played on easymode.
>>134990661
THIS
Fuck T*rkRoach
>>134991095
they had doggos
>>134990955
French are low key and mentally in napoleon mode still.
Just look at how they throw themselves around.
The only people who had empires are from europe or west asia.
Really makes you think
>>134991314
I'd take the uncucked poorfags with some spirit and fight left + Germany over NiggerSA, Great Sharia and Holy fucking shit Justin Trudeau is a meme.
But that aside, you're a creation of Rome faggot.
>>134991370
Yeah kek, there is a record of a single Spanish Mastiff killing 20 natives in one mission.
>>134991510
This.
>>134984825
>>134991314
KEK!
>>134991363
>muslim filth
>calling others cockroach
kek
kek
>>134991575
Yeach, and how many of those invasions were succesful?
>>134991613
>muslim filth
>kekking at others
Kek
>>134984825
WE WUZ
>>134991575
Wtf. You never invaded us. We've just invited you to our party where we kick Spain and France's arses.
>>134983637
nice to see you acknowledging daddy alex
>>134991428
>French are low key and mentally in napoleon mode still.
more like muhammad mode
>>134991293
I didn`t said i was roman.
Also:
>Arabs in Levant and Egypt are more Roman than you
That is complete bullshit
>>134991570
>Spain
>Uncucked
Don't forget to pay your Euro denbts.
>>134991888
I'll take Euro debts over a massive colonial invasion resulting in the realistic possibility of Sharia law in my supposedly white country.
>>134983827
BINLAND YES
>>134983827
>>134990778
>no walnut or pistachio between layers
are you literally a poorfag?
>>134992074
turkroach steal good greek desserts
>>134983637
AppROACHing boredom with your thread.
>>134991948
Don't be racist goy! Take your refugee quotas!
>>134987061
>Albania
>decent countries
>>134992308
albanian brain + australian brain never again
they are the scum of the earth
>>134992245
Refugee quotas actually took away from our refugees. They were 15,000, now they're 10,000.
You have enough colonial mudslimes to make 11 million London browner than pajeet's mark on the street in front of your house.
>>134992308
albanian brain + australian brain never again
they are the scum of the fucking earth
>>134992224
>gay
>nip
>raid japanese military base in order to fire up a revolution
>make speech
>soldiers laugh at you
>write lame 辞世
>must commit honorable sudoku, ask friend to perform decapitation
>Masakatsu Morita fucks up decapitation, commits sudoku himself because of it
epic fail the life
>>134989820
>butthurted
>literally liberated them and invited them to run shiet for you, make Golden Jewish Age in Iberia and other shiet
>Roman Empire literally make first truly Shoah, soldiers took the women, destroyed their temple, destroy their city and region, and force many to exile and to disperse.
>>134992245
Yeah, cherrypick an smallamount and claim it is even remotely the same problem that you have, im sure that'll win the argument.
>>134983637
All these countries are shitholes or hellholes though. I wonder why...
>>134992400
>Islam is the largest minority religion in Bulgaria. According to the 2011 Census, the total number of Muslims in the country stood at 577,139, corresponding to 7.8% of the 10 million population.
>Britain's Muslim population is 4.4-5% of over 70 million
How does it feel to be called out on your bullshit?
>>134992701
No worries he'll go back to his local hugbox (brit/pol/, brit/r9k/, brit threads on /sp/, /tv/ or whatever) and whine about muh europeans opressing me.
>>134992958
Yeah, I think we hurt his ego, guess he'll jack off to the queen and call it a day.
>>134992921
We have a large turk population that lives in its own area of the country.
We don't have Sharia law in the capital, however, unlike you.
>4.5% Muslims
Add to that 5% nogs, 10% pajeets and many, many others and you get the picture.
Also holy shit how can you get utterly cucked by some what, 2.5 million muds?
>>134992921
Can you name the last islamic attack on bulgaria? because i can say about 4 from London without a hiccup. Plus its not only demographic cuckoldry that affects you, is it? Remember the "all that needs to be of metal is your kettle" adds? And the inmense government supervision?
>>134983637
what did the turkish empire actually contributed to human history like advancement in science and technology?
Fuck Ottomans.
They neglected even "their own". Wh*te/Turko/Arab hybrid gypsy fucking pieces of shit.
It was not a Turkish empire in it's last 350 years.
>>134995327
this
Nader Shah was more Turk than all ottoman sultans combined after 1453.
>>134991293
>Arabs
>more Roman
wut?
>>134992921
>Islam is the largest minority religion in Bulgaria.
Islam is the largest minority religion in almost every non-islamic state.
>7.8% of the 10 million population.
The population is like 7 million actually, I don't know where this bullshit number comes from.
And our muslims are like our christians, they only observe a few holidays, and can't say a single prayer from memory.
I worked with a muslim for 3 years, didn't know it until I spoke some anti-muslim stuff and he got offender. Guy was a drunk, whored every friday, had tattoos, etc.
So our muslims are like latino gang member druglord catholics - not religious.
>>134992619
> sudoku
Goodbye my sides
>>134993547
>Can you name the last islamic attack on bulgaria?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Burgas_bus_bombing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehdi_Ghezali
2012, a bus full of jews blew up, suicide bombing by swedish muslim who was tortured by the USA previously and fucked in the head.
But after Uncle Sam told us to shut up, and since the guy was dead anyways, we decided to withdraw the conclusion and its a mystery now, to remain unsolved.
But anyways, it wasn't a bulgarian muslim terrorist, and no bulgarians died, but it was still in Bulgaria.
Before that some bulgarian muslims blew a train up in the 80s, because the Communist Party was forcing them to change their islamic names to slavic ones on fear of torture. I don't remember other cases.
>>134995327
"Turk" is a made up term. If I told any ottoman official he was a turk he would get offended.
>>134996549
CRINGE
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>>134996549
"American", "French" or "German" are just as made up, they were only made up some years earlier, so they are easier on the mouth.
Ottoman was the name of the royal family, the muslim greeks who live in western Anatolia decided they will be Turkish once the aristocrats are forced out, and thats that.
>>134996817
Your entire existence of a country post-WW1 is masonic.
>>134996980
>during peak ottomans most people spoke arabic or persian
Yes, because during peak Ottomans they controlled Arabia and Persia.
This doesn't mean Anatolians spoke Arabian or Persian. I am sure the Osman family did, they fancied themselves Persian emperors, silks and slippers and all, but I doubt the shepherd did.
>>134983637
>Not British empire
>Not Mongol empire
>Not Roman empire
Roach infestation is getting out of hand. I must find out if this is one autist or leftypol proxyfags. Brb need to checkout leftypol discord.
>>134996979
Not really. I can agree for american but both the french and germans have very clearly defined identity with language and genetics.
>>134997336
They are so clearly defined, that people still argue where one ends and the other begins.
And tumors like Belgium exist.
>>134997336
>>134997405
Oh, and of course, they argue over if X historical person was german or french.
>>134997146
That's the entire point. The turk is a rural peasant who eats shit while the nobles and the elite don't even see themselves as turks.
>>134992634
>Can't swallow the truth
>Yet swallows Jewush cum
>says we liberated them and made them run shit for us
>The Battle of Khaybar was fought in the year 628 between Muslims and the Jews living in the oasis of Khaybar, located 150 kilometers (93 mi) from Medina in the north-western part of the Arabian peninsula, in modern-day Saudi Arabia. According to Dr. Hagai Mazuz, an Orientalist specializing in Arabic language, Islam, and Islamic culture, “The Jewish community of northern Arabia was one of the largest ancient Jewish communities in the history of the Jewish people.” For almost a thousand years Jews lived in the oases of Teyma, Khaybar, and Yathrib (later known as Medina), in the northern Arabian Peninsula.
Result of war, eternal exile.
>>134995464
What do you think about Atatürk? That guy seems based and most likely is rolling in his grave due to what Turkey has become.
>>134997449
>The turk is a rural peasant who eats shit while the nobles and the elite don't even see themselves as turks.
This was true, to my knowledge.
>That's the entire point.
Reading your previous posts, this sure didn't seem like the point you were making, but okay.
If thats what you wanted to say - yes, I agree. The people calling themselves Turkish today were as much salves to the Ottoman dynasty as the rest of the nations trapped in their territory.
Thats how primitive and absolute monarchies work.
>>134996980
Oh no it's that subhuman bulgarian that i BTFO'd in every discussion LMAO
When will you get educated, you inbred faggot?
also
>CITING WIKIPEDIA AS SOURCE
BALKAN
RAPEBABY
>>134983637
Ottomans were pretty good you guys united a lot of Muslims.
>>134997628
No because Louis XIV viewed himself french like everyone else in his nation. No roman emperor considered himself something else.
>>134983637
ITT: we discuss the greatest slaver in history
fixed it for you
>>134997146
First Turkish beyliks after Seljuks only spoke Turkish and even one Turkish beylik banned all languages except Turkish because first Turkish rulers were illiterate
Wow I uh... I-I guess it was pretty great...
>>134997405
Belgium is artificial but it's very clear which part is which.
>>134996979
>WESTERN ANATOLIA IS WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao
>>134984825
Oops, you fought the wrong enemy and now it's all gone!
Sorry about that!
>>134997588
gelding happened in south-egypt actually
IIT you fuck off you dirty muslim
>>134997747
Yes there is a grand bulgarian conspiracy on 4chan against Turkey. In this case Wikipedia has no political motivation to lie.
>>134998227
I recognized your file name, balkan rapebaby.
>>134990087
You also need to see the one and only race to ultra cuck the Jews out of our land and their land.
G E N O C I D E D
>>134983637
>greatest empire in history
>lose a war to fucking Italy
I like you ottomans and all, but no one can compete with the might of the British empire
>>134991756
yeah no, we'd never invade our greatest ally <3
that map is just showing every country where British troops have fought, not invaded
>>134998331
You're deep in the conspiracy.
>psst kid i'm not the only watch out we have an entire team
>>134991095
>conquest of central america and south was a meat grinder.
yeah maybe for the natives.
>>134998504
Don't make me Balkangreuel, you retarded faggot.
Literally googled your filename, your previous posts say that you're a Bulgarian rapebaby.
how does it feel to know that you're a literal subhuman and have to hide behind a nazi flag :DDDDddd
>>134983637
Into the river with you.
>>134984825
God save the Queen
>>134992042
>how it feels to chew aspergers gum
i think we all know that feel
>>134991095
>Native Americans "actually put up a fight"
>Southern Africa with its (rudimentary, sure) kingdoms and actual armies was a "struggless" colonization
I know there's the whole WE WUZ KANGZ XDDD meme where we pretend that sub Saharan Africa was nothing but straw huts and dancing niggers until the Europeans arrived, but even though they weren't exactly flying around in jet pyramids they were still absolutely stronger and more organized than fucking native Americans.
>>134998043
>all gone
Not quite. Australia is basically still ours along with a few other places but yeah you did kind of fuck us. Was it worth it?
>>134999352
>Was it worth it?
You tell me!
>>134993547
>all that needs to be of metal is your kettle
Wat? I don't understand, explain pls.
Kinda hard to claim the GOAT when you never owned clay on every continent.
>>134996184
Yes, but far and few in between, meanwhile there have been 4 in London in the last 30 days.
>>135001040
The brits are outlawing metal knives, even for kitchens, that was one of their mottos
>>134983637
That's not the British Empire, you filthy roach.
>>135002030
>The brits are outlawing metal knives, even for kitchens
G-gib source, p-p-please..!
>>135002376
Its was a proposition (that didn't get accepted) by police and opposition to ban pointy (as in, able to pierce) kitchen knives.
>>134983637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZSII3qADI
lel I suggest you watch it.
>>134983637
roaches don't belong to an empire they belong under my boot
>>134991095
>Spain and France always chime in with this shit
You know the Mughal empire ran India before the British went in and ripped the place apart?
You realise the Dutch colonists in Africa as well as the German colonists in Africa repeatedly begged us for help to deal with their problems. You do realise that the Maori, Native Canadians, Aboriginals and Native Americans all existed and still exist to some degree?
Your conquistadors really did trapse in untamed lands with spear chuckers, using your muskets. No some of the greatest achievements of the British empire was destroy your settlements, your bases and raping your industry through piracy.
You know that though, which is why you say the Brits conquered empty land, even though that's objectively false. Every single thread you and the French pipe up about it.
You're a nigger and your nigger genes were passed on to Mexico and the rest of those failures in Latin America, deal with it. You're a fucking failure of a nation, always have been and always will be.
>>134983637
That's not Mongolia.
ROACH NEVER FORGET
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Belgrade_(1456)
>>134991095
>Australia is mostly dessert.
Shut up, Nunez.
>>134983637
FUCKING ICELAND AND SPAIN IN THE ROACH EMPIRE!!!
And i thought Aussies are the shitposters here LOL
>>134987061
>>134987313
>non senatorial provinces claiming the glory of Rome
AHAHAAHAH
>>134983637
Nice empire kek
Glad we fucked you roaches up twice
>>134997573
If we connected a generator to his coffin the energy crisis would be solved desu. He's the most based turk to ever exist. Quite sad that no turk will reach his level again.
>>134990612
Under the great khan it wasn't that big.
>>135004449
Don't put the same bucket as the Albanian anon. I said that Roman Empire is more influential than Ottoman Empire and longest
>>135003273
Calm your teeth, britbong, its allright. You couldn't fight like men and were dirt poor, so you did what you could, sell your honor for gold and become sea thieves.
Yeah you didn't genocide the local populations, we know that, and now they are colonizing you back.
The only reason brits have such high egoes is because you faggs are experts at bending and twisting history remember "the empire on which sun never sets", "we were never invaded after the romans" and such bullshit. Get off your high horse.
>>134990506
let me try..
how could you rule fucking half of the world single-handedly in XIII century? Yeah, divide and give them out to your sons..like Charlemagne did, dude.
>Mongol empire was never united
I assure you, thats biggest bullshit right there