Aus/pol/: May your fridge be full of coldies edition

>>134978457
>Dr G Yunupingu
kek

2nd for Islamic Republic of Australia

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>Abo singer lives a degenerate drunken itinerant abo lifestyle
>Misses all his medical appointments and gets drunk instead
>It is whitey's fault when he dies young

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>>134978544
yeah I know at, as if he's a dr.
>>134978617
fuck up

>so you all know what the edition title is about
https://youtu.be/xWvQULm9rUY

>>134978647
ABC insists on referring to him as "Dr" in their gushing obituaries.

>>134978617
And we're setting up a centrelink in Pakistan and sending you our finest from Punchbowl.

>>134978767
He had a PhD in alcoholism and road sleeping from noonga university.

Why aren't weak Australian men fertile and strong like the Arab men?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/a-real-life-handmaids-tale-study-shows-sperm-count-of-western-men-has-halved-in-40-years/news-story/ff898e18532a235a724e911c3961da59

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>>134978457
Daily reminder Kike Kang is a gook

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>>134979081

>>134979222
you got me

>>134979380
I didn't say you were Kike.

>>134979606
oh, you or someone still memes that op's a gook

From my investigations Redgum anon has no relationship to Kike King.

>>134979731
it's all a ruse mate, once I get you all accustomed with Redgum's nationalistic songs i'll slowly start pushing a few of their commie ones and slowly but surely through mere exposure you will all become better acquainted with ideals of unity above all else, especially something as infantile as "race" or "culture"
it's just soft manipulation and then you guys will embrace me for who I really am an asian AUSTRALIAN with a degree from an esteemed university, you will soon after long to know which anon is I am and in my gracious servitude I will turn my namefag back on and you will all love me again and we will have a merry old time in discord.
but this is just a shitpost

>>134980223
As long as you keep making the nightly Aus/pol/ m8 I don't care if you are a chink spy.

>>134980314
the real ones only lurk, I reckon they would've amped up their time on the chans since they got on to the nsw drug ring

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>>134980223
>Official Aus/pol/ Poster

>>134978457
>Australia's seniors say the political correctness of millennials is ruining society
>http://archive.li/lM9TW
Maybe they shouldn't have educated them into it then : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa7hbj4RI00

>>134978457
You're doing God's work general anon, it's appreciated.

A request though, greentext the headlines, it looks better.

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>>134981333
had to look up if he was the same guy who made marching to zion
lol'd at pic related
>>134981510
I didn't want people to think I was the gook. i'll make it that way tomorrow

>Gender pay gap: Australian women could be paid less than men for another 50 years
>The federal public service has devoted significant resources to improving gender equality in recent years, including cultural training and blind recruitment.
lel i love this country.

>>134981661
We'll always think you're The Gook, nothing you can do about it m8.

I never even read the headlines. they slip right past.

>>134981753
you're not missing anything

>>134981734
If I owned a business I wouldn't hire females unless they had already had kids. The amount I see they get pregnant and never come back

>>134981753
that's the hardest bit
>eight stories containing a delicate balance of somewhat controversial, /pol/ approved, rage intensifying and political based.
all for nothing

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HOW YA CUNTS GOING
just had some beers with some cunts i haven't seen for a while, was good times.
what you faggots having for dinner? i had baked beans cause im poor as shit.

also fuck those fire ants, fucking eradication plan sounds good

>>134981876
IIRC unmarried women without children are actually paid more on average than men.

if i owned a business i'd be a sexist racist cunt just to make up for the the diversity quota bullshit around nowadays.

>>134981958
they would probably lock you up if you only hired white males

>>134981936
shouldn't've spent so much of your neetbux on grog
how bad are the ants up there?

>>134982033
i work with 3 old white men, and nobody can do anything about it

>>134982180
yeah a small company can get away with it, but I think once you have over 100 employees then you gotta start getting cucked

>>134982143
lmao beers were free, im just a poor cunt on sickness allowance
Fire Ants are mostly controlled, lots of travel restrictions on certain areas for soil n shit. But majority of infestations have been eradicated. They still fuck your shit up if they get ya though.

>>134982216
oh absolutely you wouldn't last 2 days, even with far fewer than 100 employees. this country is already an over-regulated mess, and now with diversity quotes it'll be impossible in the future to operate a decent business of any kind. we dick around with this absolute nonsense while the Chinks work 18 hour days, don't pay taxes and ignore all the stifling regulations.

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check out this spastic cunt
what a funny cunt
>>134982211
>>134982211

We need to launch an auspol operation to investigate the shot callers in Canadian politicians and larp to them asking them to take in the Nauru reffos and the Melbourne Sudanogs

whatd you lads think of tabasco kfc chicken?

>>134982511
Thanks for doing it for me fellow australian!

>>134982575
i reckon you fatties need to stop eating that (((global))) franchise bollocks

>>134982575
never got a chance to try it

What are you lads drinking tonight?

>>134982704
are you a pajeet or a raghead?

>>134982575

i liked it, though it seemed to in inconsistent with the tabasco flavoring

>>134982801
Water

>>134982811
Flip. Everyone else was a pajeet or a muzzie though. Seriously you guys have problems ahead of you.

>>134982511
Links dead, what's this from

>>134982873
we are one but we are many
honestly, you made my night had to show the missus we both had a chuckle

>>134982575
what if you just put Tabasco sauce on some hot and spicy chicken ?

>>134982873
>you guys
a-aren't you one of us now?

>>134982801
It's morning, I'm drinking black coffee.

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>>134982801
great northern nigga

>>134982932
>>134966397
he deleted it though

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>get call from ATO
>"there is a warrant for your arrest pay the fine now in itunes cards"
>go to store buy itunes cards
>text the ATO the codes to pay off your fine

>>134982801
Yeah I drink pretty much every night

>>134982948

similar but different the tabasco taste was marinated into the flesh

>>134983059
are these people fucking stupid?

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>>134982801

>>134983058
What ID?

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possible mudscum m8s

>>134983207
>>134982616
he's right here if you want to talk to him>>134982873

>>134982873
your names not really Mohammed though is it? I mean that really narrows it down to like a mere 1b people, don't you know saying your name on the interwebz is a no no

>>134983156
sounds good, did i miss the promotion period ? cant see shit on kfc website

>>134983186
Yes, but that does not make what is done to them acceptable. In fact it just makes it worse.

Oh great. 7:30 Report running a total propaganda piece on inequality.

Whole piece is a platform shill for Bill Shorten.

When does this shit end?

>>134983554
I never said scamming them was a good thing, I find it hard to believe anyone would like the ATO would take iTunes cards

>>134983558
when he gets in, then they'll push the greens unless the libs go full faggot

>>134983660
they even had video grabs of Corbyn in the fucking piece.

>>134983645
Then you do not understand the society you are living in very well and you should try and remedy that.

the average person is not very smart, and half of people are even dumber than average.

Now we have some matriarchal crone chortling with Leigh about her new book.

Wow, apparently its a left-leaning book. I wonder how she got it broadcast on ABC???

Daily reminder to chop your children's penises off if you haven't already.

https://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/the-project/extra/season-9/danii-s-secret

>>134983821
That is a woman, i-isn't it?

>>134983742
Yeah I am starting to notice it more. Worked night shifts for 15 years so I never saw how stupid the average person is. Some of the customers I have to deal with now make me want to bash my head against the wall. Ended up smoking again, gunna have to quit again but I'm waiting till I can take a month off work

>>134983890
How many do you smoke per day? what brand?

>>134981936
>can't afford dinner
>can afford bear
Australia.

>>134983468

yeah prob stopped a month ago lel

>>134984067
Smoke winfield blue work days 10 a day. Days off 3

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>>134984182
>winfield blue
How stereotypical.

>>134983869
only one hole m8

Can we start a civil war soon please?

I either want to fix society or be dead.

>>134984128
I got FTTP nbn though so i can download all that hentai i always wanted
>>134984167
ah well i guess i better be quicker next time haha

>>134983059
10 bucks says they didn't even contact their accountant

Thoughts on the Cardinal Pell witch hunt?

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who unironically want to kill themselves here

I drank fosters today and it made me think of you guys

>>134984853
you don't, you would've done it by now

>>134984853
get a hobby mate, start learning the piano or learn a language
>>134984976
fosters is nasty

>>134984853
i admit, the situation here is pretty fucked.

i have no idea how this overleveraged country is going to correct, but its gonna be painful.

would it be:
* economic correction?
* economic collapse?
* fascist population cull?
* war with other country that ends up reducing our population and resets populace/foreign debt
* general fizzing out / fade away like what apparently actually happened on Easter Island.

>>134984659
don't get me started. I don't think he would do anything like that, if you read his life story he set up a commission to help victims of abuse in the church and insisted victims sue.
pisses me right off

>>134984976
I've never drank a foster in my life

>>134985001
xe's posting from the other side.

>>134985128
babylon has set its sights on a target, screeched into action by ABC.

Just heard Bill Shorten on the radio saying they will not make a big political issue about the Matt Canaban issue. If a socialist isn't going for the jugular there has to be a reason. Could he be worried about Penny Wong and Sam Dastyari?

>>134985307
He was 7:30 Report given a free platform to push for fighting inequality and rewriting the rules for capitalism.

I have no idea how changing capitalism simply turns it into socialism-lite???

Who are the socialists and fifth column commies-in-disguise in australian politics lads?

what is with the media these days? they literally just did a story about lower spermcounts with out taking any circumstances into account.

>>134985307
maybe they want to do away with the rule and don't want people to dig this up later
going from an "understanding" platform on the issue to an accepting platform is an easier jump than from condemning it.

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>see ad on tv for 'keeping up with the habibs, or whatever the fuck it's called
>white girl gets married to nigger

This is an Australian show btw

>>134985618
isn't that show men't to be a comedy?

>>134985728
Comedy is an oft-used method of subverting the general populace.

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regret not doing a trade desu

Anyone shit posting from work?

anyone here accidentally italian?

>>134978647
oi cunt, middens of all kinds are sacred sites, including green cans
check your racism

>>134986080
yep my grandfather is LEL

>>134985470>>134985470
you know the two parties anon.
>hint - one of them is pretty much Fabian 101 - the other is obv af

>>134985618
Be thankful that no one watches that shit

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>the WGEA says the wage gap is a serious problem

I could post a big-ass infographic debunking the wage gap for the billionth time but by now I'm sure everyone reading this already knows the "wage gap" is misleading at best and outright lying most of the time, so I'll post this one about the WGEA instead

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>>134978457
Who did it better lads?

And yes, it's real.

>>134983263
The guy was telling police to shoot him. Probably suicide by cop.

>>134986355
David Lyinghelmet is a crackup.

>>134986400
>suicide by cop
How selfish. He should have just jumped off something.

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>>134981333
Oi cunt cut your cock off

>>134983186
Yes

>>134983137
Stop doing that

>>134986637
nah I like it

>>134983263
>dozens of police

Thanks gillard

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>>134983263
>A GOOK
Gook OP went off the deep one lads

mind your own business fag

>>134983645
There are Muslim dictatorships out there that have a higher literacy rate than us

>>134984853
My brother offed himself when I was young

>>134986774
maybe that because Arabic is a simple language

When are you croc fuckers going to stop "National Sorry Day" it's embarrassing to be compared to you...

>>134986837
For what reason?

>>134985307
Yeah its a uniparty, they're on the same team

>>134986869
when you guys stop shagging sheep

>>134986355
Davo

>>134986677
Dogshit

>>134986894
you, you mean that theres little difference between lab and lib, and hasnt been for 20 years, ad yet partisan fuckwits still think theres a difference?
Gadzooks anon, really activated my almonds

>>134986996
nah I don't like dogshit

>>134986854
Yeah that's it, Muslims are fucking retarded that's why they are more literate.
Top shelf analysis

>>134986879
He comprehended your faggotry

>>134985307
>Could he be worried about Penny Wong and Sam Dastyari?
And the rest, heaps of ALP cunts weren't born here and could very well be foreign frauds like those Green cunts

>>134985532
most likely this, they'll want to change the rule before they lose half their seats in parliament

>>134987080
Bad answer.

BIT OF BARBIE ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT

>>134987052
I never said they were retarded I said that if a language is easier to learn then id imagine it would cause people who write it to be more literate

>>134987165
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE

>>134985532
Its constitutional, they can't do it before the abo amendment keep trying to force. So they're fucked. Actually

>>134983059
wow. that's messed.
i got scammed out of $500 last year, i imagine they just get scared and comply to get out of it

>>134987226
They are better at math too

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>>134978617

>>134987316
how did they get you?

>>134987230

hope your charging it hard m8

>>134987330
if you fucking love it so much why don't you move there

>>134987316
How did you get scammed? Did she say love you long time but actually was short time?

stop using archive for everything you dipshit.

The point of using archive is to prevent left-wing SJW websites like buzzfeed or the guardian from getting click revenue.

If a website is on our side or is releasing news in an unbiased way which helps us spread facts then we should let them get their clicks.

What's the point of punishing websites that are helpful for us the same as punishing websites that are against us? You braindead memeing retards.
You aren't thinking at all, you just think that it is cool to use archive links and are trying to fit in.

>>134987361
I CHARGE EVERYTHING HARD.

>>134987376
Maybe I will so I can fucking learn math and you can stay here being a faggot.

A soft boiled egg. Doing the 5/2 fasting/fat cunt diet.

>>134987450
don't let the door hit you on the way out

>>134987476
They are better at construction too

>>134987453
Are you replying to someone?

>>134987356
they said I had an overdue fee, and if i didn't pay it off at the moment it'd be taken to court

I only realised after searching up their number that it was fake

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ACTUAL HAPPENING
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-26/nsw-police-shoot-man-dead-at-sydney-central-station/8746762

If the feds are after me and I own a passport, can I gtfo Australia or am I on some no fly database?

>>134987615
>all the bleeding hearts saying

>HE SHOULD HAVE USED A TASER
>SHOOT HIS LEG
>WOW GUESS WE ARE "AMERICA NOW'


FUCKING IDIOTS INFURIATE ME

>>134987610
hope you learned not to trust random numbers ringing you and demanding money. You would get something in the mail 1st if it's legit

>>134987727
yep, funniest bit was they were indian so after the whole thing i thought "wait a minute"

>>134987615
The police are ready to go at a moment notice with multiple 24/7 squads on duty in each major city precinct, they can deal with a large number heavily armed and technologically competent people.
The military has a multibillion dollar CTR/JIDF/MIDF propaganda and consensus building arm.
There is also a well established, mirrored, mass surveillance apparatus.

>>134987717
They aren't bleeding hearts they are single mums and desperate cucks

>>134987615
>shot while committing armed robbery
there goes any empathy i had

>>134987422
it is cool and I do fit in

>>134987453
dietNEET?

>>134987717
agreed anon

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>>134988324
I don't like the taste.

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>Cenk now working for Beitbart.
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/07/26/trump-disappointed-sessions-decision-soon

Hello fellow aussies

>>134979042
>Strong.
>Arab.

Funny shit. How'd Cronulla '05 go for your "strong arabs".

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>>134989396
wew, nice one SBS

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>>134982801

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>>134989838
upscaled for your reposting pleasure

>>134989440
Aussies are weak dogs who go 100 v 1 just like the Chink hordes they are

>>134988324
no, got a job & a Mrs, anon. Just becoming a bit of a fat cunt, and decided to do something about it.

>>134989884
Sugoi desu ne. But that shit in Australia is not brewed in Nippon.

coupe of toots will fix that diet

>>134990322
good on you, it's so easy to get into a routine and we can just get used to nearly anything
good luck changing it up
I've been thinking about going on light and easy, not so I can lose weight but so I can have a more varied diet

>>134990993
thanks. Dropped 16 kgs in 3 months, and back to my fighting weight. A nice side effect - can crack a harder fat.

Just got back from Kokoda cunts whats going on?

>>134990075
That sounds like an excuse for getting your shit pushed in Ahmed.

Projection as well: https://youtu.be/3OkUPpkJGlg

>>134978647
My inner Jew is thinking of making a trip to abo communities to collect cans for the 10c deposit

>>134991615
Take a boot full of grog to sell at inflated prices and then bring empties home for the deposit.

>>134991615


yeah take some of that bud sprayed with fly spray up aswell

>>134991867
If you see any dead roos on the road, stick them in the boot. Abo communities love a good road kill roo. I'm serious.

>>134982801

Pilsner Urquell or Steamrail Pilsner are usually my go to drinks as with Wild Turkey 101s..

>>134991970


yeah but those cunts are heavy... You dont want to be wasting space in your vehicle.... Cask Wine > Road Kill Roo

plus you get some worldstar action later on

>>134991531
how was it?

>>134987610
Damn you're a gullible retard, I'd have just checked their branch or atleast hung up

>>134984853

my best mate killed himself recently. was a middle aged successful lawyer.

he missed trump, cory and squad. sad.

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>>134991539
I was just making a WebM of that from a higher-quality source

>>134993546
what do you use to make webms?

>>134993855
generally ffmpeg if it's a quick cut but I had to do some cropping with this one so I used this really cool free WebM plugin for Premiere:
http://www.fnordware.com/WebM/

>>134993941
on ya buddy, cheers

>>134993399
guess so, but they yelled and sounded serious

>>134994017
normal companies don't yell when they call you

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>>134994340
i fucked up, stop

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I come from a land down under

When women glow and men thunder

You better run, you better take cover!

>>134994493
I'm going to start ringing random numbers and yelling in a gook accent. "you owe money, you give money now. paypal now or send iTunes gift card or take you to court."

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>>134993546

>entire swarm of lebs
>still can't ktfo lone aussie

useless cunts

>>134994754
Probably get 1 in 15,

cold late-night bump

>>134995835
slow night for posts
i'm going to bed fellas, g'night

>>134996001
night faggot I hope you don't wake up dead