When did you start worshiping Thor?

Archetypal hero character, yawn. Literally a Germanic Apollo.

When he the fucking Sandniggers came. We need you Thor, get these bitches out of white lands.

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>he doesn't worship Perun

Varg already explained that it was an axe that pagans were wearing, not a hammer.

>>134974758
I started worshiping Barron Trump's bouncy little boy buns about a year ago and they've given me the power

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>he doesn't have a Perun's arrow

You can collect them across the Europe, Belemnites are everywhere.

>>134974758
I don't. I just respect my ancestors and their traditions.

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>>134974758

>>134975215
Your ancestors were Christian.

>>134975379
No my ancestors are all Scandinavian and Finnish and so they became Christian quite recently.

>>134975691
I am half danish

>>134975691
This, it's another muh heritage muh ancestors muh true gods thread. Mutts everywhere.

>>134974758
Fuck Thor, it's all about Tyr, the ORIGINAL god of War

>>134975379
Scandinavia never truly accepted christianity though. There are no streets named after jesus etc, but plenty of them named after norse gods.

Most people here are non religious, but åsatru (paganism) is the fastest growing new religion.

>>134976038
>scandinavia never truly embraced christianity
>proceeds to join the 30 years war
I will be suprised you kid actually know what that is

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Paganism is as dead as christianity. Use it for kinship but if you pretend to believe in it you just look silly

Y'all muthafuckas need Talos!

>>134975986
Fuck tyr, it's all about Ares you filthy peasant

This is worse than plastic paddies and weeaboos.

>dude I worship a culture that doesn't even EXIST anymore aren't I a snowflake

Fuck off.

>>134976322
overwhelming majoroty of these pagans are mixed thats why they shout muh ancestors

>>134974758
never
I dont worship the dragon, directly or indirectly, as you are doing

there is Christ on high and his Father worthy of praise, nothing else

i will pray for you

>>134976210
Paganism is alive here and it's a joke. You contrarian faggots would be antibuddhists if you were born here.

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>>134974758
WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEEEIT

>>134976038

They practiced Christianity for 1000 years.

It's only been in the last 60 years that it's been replaced with the new holy trinity of fedoras, socialism, and cuckoldry

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>>134974758
Always cringy when foreigners come here with there vikang t-shirts and mjollnir necklace.

>>134976427
fuckin nip you're the one ruining our youth with degenerate anime

>>134976425
The majority of people here claiming to be 'pagan' aren't even remotely related to any of the countries. Just larping because they don't want to admit they're mutts

>>134976507
It's better than the shit your Jews pump out.>>134976507

>>134976427
Buddhism is a broad church.

>>134975907
>belgium calling anyone a mutt
wew

>>134976554
Always burgers larping as vikangz and their shitty Asatru bullshit.

>>134976576
And you'd be the net right wingers who say fuck Buddhism shinto only.

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>not praising swole Jesus
>never goona make it

>>134976576
zen is especially unique

no saints
no dogma
no holy book
no central holy site

>>134976427
What does paganism look like in Japan?

>>134976554

Belgium isn't even a real country.

Just a glorified cuckshed for the nest of demons known as the EU

>>134976651
Not at all. I love mikkyo.

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>>134974758
Sunday
Moonday
Tyrsday
Wodinsday
Thorsday
Friggday
Saturnday

>>134974969
It symbolizes the same

>>134976562
>>134976507

wonderful and productive insight

what are the odds on /pol of a thread of more than 100 posts being majority calm, collected, well mannered and toward a common goal with rational discourse?

>>134976667
Zen has saints, deities, holy sutras and sites dude. Where did you hear of this non-dogmatic Zen?

>>134974758
OP here. why do people cringe?

>>134976683
Noodle shops with Buddha and kami in the ads. Shrines. Superstitions. I'll admit that we are your moral superiors but that's because you gave up Jesus.

>>134976779
>Zen has saints,

those arent saints

> deities, holy sutras

none "official"

>and sites

again, none "official", all equal, so to speak

>>134976699
>>134976639
At least we aren't larping like you cucks are doing with muh 1/254th Irish/Nordic/Whatever to hide your shame

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>>134974758
never? D&D is cool, but larping is a little bit too much for me.

>>134975811
men jeg forstår bedre dansk enn deg (((kamelåså)))

>>134976861
Dogen is viewed as a Saint. Jizo is common to all Buddhism in Japan and is a Saint.
Fudo is a central deity in all Zen temples along with Kannon/Kanzeon.
Zen in the West is a lot different to Zen in the East.

>>134976038
>Never truly acceptrd christianity
Once again, Catholics right again.

>>134976727
what are the day names in hebrew.....

>>134976940
100% European here.

never jesus is lord jesus would turn thor into mush

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>TFW in an RP discord
>Casually introduce someone to folk bands like Faun, Wardruna
>They talk all cryptic, "Do you also dance around the Wheel of The Sun at Lughnasadh?"
>Tell them I think I can infer what they mean, but don't do cryptic shit really well
>They ask me if we just became "Best Pagan Pals"
>Seem so cheerful and upbeat at the prospect
>[spoiler]Tell them I'm a traditionalist Catholic[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]They say it's okay, cause protestants still think we're pagan anyway[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]Still feel like we lost a special connection[/spoiler]
>Feelsbadman.jpg

>>134976456
When Norway became a part of Denmark in 1450 we too became officially Catholics, but the Danes had to send Danish priests to Norway, because there were no Norwegian Catholics. According to the records of history these Danish priests, and other Danish officials, did not have an easy job. They described the Norwegians as "wild" people, and especially the people living in the mountains were "hostile", "unchristian" and "dangerous". One of our inland counties still carries the name "Hedmark", that translates as "The Land of the Pagans". The Danish sheriffs and priests were regularly beaten to death by the Norwegian peasants, and some men even competed against each other, trying to be the one who had killed the most Danish priests and sheriffs. One story from Telemark ("The Land of Thule", another mostly inland county in Norway) tells us that a young man refused to stop until he had killed "at least as many priests as my father killed". This was in the XVIth century! They have also found archeological evidence that some places people made (animal) sacrifices in ancient holy lakes continuously from the Stone or Bronze age and all the way to the XVIIth century!

The explanations of this is of course the fact that Norway was actually never Christianized, as we understand the term. In 1030 they had officially been converted to a faith that was a mix of Pagan beliefs, including Sun worship and a Gnostic form of Christianity. When they met the Danish Catholic priests in the XVth century, who tried to convert them to Catholicism, many of them reacted with violence.

>>134974758
>not worshiping tyr
why live

>>134977029
"saint" and "deity" are the wrong words

and im not talking about any westernized zen

>>134977176
What saved the situation, to some extent, was the Reformation in the early XVIth century. It was more acceptable for the difficult and narrow-minded Norwegians to convert to Protestantism, rather than to the religion of their "oppressors", the Danes. As we know Denmark-Norway became Protestant, and finally most of the "wild" people were slowly Christianized, as we understand the term.

The interesting thing about this, is that the Norwegian people and parts of the Swedish people have never been Catholic! Norway is the only country in Europe that has been neither Greek/Russian-Orthodox nor Catholic. Also, old Pagan religious practices were common as late as the XVIIth and possibly the XVIIIth century. That is quite amazing, and it helps people understand the mentality of the modern Norwegian, and why only 3% of the Norwegian population goes to church (and most of these few church-goers are very old people too, who already have one foot in the grave).

The next time You wonder why there are so many Black Metal bands in Norway, of all countries, and the next time You wonder why it all began in Norway, think about what I have told You in this article... (Dissection is from Bohuslän in Sweden, by the way, so they could easily be called Norwegian too).

If You ever ask any Norwegian about this he or she will probably know nothing about it though, because this is occult history, kept hidden from us for hundreds of years! Official history claims we were Catholics and our Norwegian kings were just a bit cross and individualistic, and that's why they opposed the popes. They just love to make up lies about the past, and do whatever they can to make history place them in a good light. They have no respect for the truth whatsoever, just like the other rulers in our modern world. So enjoy this rare insight into the past. If it had not been for "Nazi-pigs" like me You would have never even heard about these things. Think about that for a minute or two.

>>134976829
Because burgers aren't European and have no connection to Heathenism whatsoever. USA was built on firmly Christian values as a Christian nation.

>Start worshiping Thor
>Life stops being so difficult all the time
Is he a remover of bad luck? The only thing I offer him is mead and he seems to be pretty chill about everything.

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when did you start worshipping black men?

>>134974758
well op odinism is okay but most religions are just dumb

>>134977209
Fudo, Kannon and Jizo are deities dude. They're worshiped in Zen as in Shingon and Tendai. Saint Kukai the founder of Shingon is a literal Saint. Dogen is viewed the same way.

>>134977242
I can mention, that when the Templars were persecuted as "devil worshippers" in Europe - amongst other things because they painted 666 on the forehead of skulls and placed them on the altars - beginning in 1189 as far as I remember, mainly in France and England, many Templars fled to Norway, where they found a safe haven and continued to practice their Gnostic faith. The Norwegian kings didn't care what the Catholic pope or any other Catholics said, as they were Gnostics, so the Templars faced no persecution in Norway, and because of that some of the youngest Templar graves in the world can be found in Norway, recognized by the placement of the legs of the dead person in the grave (the legs of the dead are crossed to make up a crucifix). Like the Gnostic priests the knights in the order of the Templars were probably wiped out as a result of the Black Death, as they too were involved in medical care

>>134977242
So thats why Sweden cucked Norway and Denmark in every war they fought

The LARPers ITT make me cringe.

Never, because I'm not a LARPer who's into furries, weed and gay sex.

>>134977503
Real Christian gnostics of that time, such as the Cathars would never cross their bodies to resemble a crucifix. They hated that symbol as it was a sign of death.

>>134974758
>American

Ugh.

>>134976639
>>134976779
>Fucking this group larping as that group
>Proceeds to be a that group larping as another group
WEW
E
W

>>134977052
Yohm ree-Shohn - Sunday
Yohm sheh-Nee - Monday
Yohm sha-lee-Shee - Tuesday
Yohm ra-vee-EE - Wednesday
Yohm khah-mee-She - Thursday
Yohm shee-Shee - Friday
shah-Bath - Saturday

>>134978042
Knowing about something doesn't mean I practice it.

>>134977454
not in zen
not saints
not deities
wrong words

>>134978270
saturday
what is "shah" word by itself
and yohm means day?
ah yes of course "yohm Kippur"

>>134978936
die hard /pol/ers cant cognate outside of fallacies

>>134976210
>is as dead as christianity.

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I used to be a pagan but people online called me a larper so now I love jesus.

Only positive Christianity though, none of that jewish bullshit.

>>134976654
Jesus is anti-/fit/, sorry.

>>134979650
nope

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NOBODY UNIRONICALLY WORSHIPS THOR ODIN SUCKED A DICK IN CANNON CONFIRMED FAGGOT THREAD

>>134968835
>>134968835
>>134968835
>>134968835

ALL ANONS LEAVE THIS FAGGOT THREAD AND GET IN HERE

>>134968835
>>134968835
>>134968835
>>134968835

I REPEAT MJOLNIR JEWELRY IS THE NEW FEDORA EVACUATE THREAD AND GO HERE

>>134968835
>>134968835
>>134968835
>>134968835

Reminder: you are nothing but a norse LARPer if you are not a warrior.
Fastfood wagecucks dont go valhalla.

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>>134979344
What's your point you retard?
Palestine was part of Roman Empire.
Saturday/Saturnday and Shabbat are same thing.

>>134979822
warriors still needed common folk for food, equipment, and other labor

those peasants and craftsman also had faith

>>134974758
Meddl Loide

>>134979704
>Matthew 6:25
>“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing?
>Mark 7:18-19
>Nothing that enters a man from the outside can defile him, 19because it does not enter his heart, but it goes into his stomach and then is eliminated.”

Jesus is a gains goblin.

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>>134980789
>Jesus is a gains goblin.
Dude was a carpenter, he had to be jacked.

>>134980789
to reach conclusion:
"jesus is anti-gains"
you are arbitrarily tacking a bunch of implications onto those words, while also not understanding them

thing which even his Apostles did regularly, see how many times he had to rebuke and correct them

here is what to take from each passage:

1st passage is - let the Almighty worry for you

2nd is: nothing material alone can condemn you, nothing of this world can FORCE you to become wicked

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>>134974758
>worshiping a woman
ISHYGDDT

>>134981909

>i have carton see that thing is femme

>therefore,it is vagina

>lol y you warshp ovaries tho?

>>134982022
Come on. Most of the --"male"--- Gods of that pantheon are herms
There was even a myth about Odin easily transforming into a woman in order to replenish his semen that granted his magical powers by sleeping with men.

Or IIRC that other myth about Loki transforming into a mare, sleeping with some other male horse and giving birth


It's basically Sweden-The Religion

>>134975192
What the fuck is that? Some dried out turd?

>>134982270
stone, bud
stone.

>>134982506
It better be. I've heard people do strange things with dried out turds... or turds in condoms... or just shit in general.

>>134974758
After the Thor: Ragnarok trailer I became a believer :D That part with the lightning looks so fucking epic!

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>>134974758
I don't. I worship the one true King of kings, our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

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>>134982270
>>134982506
>>134982541

A Fossil of a Belemnite, just google it.
In Poland it was called an arrow of Perun, since people believed that God of Thunder was using those as an arrowheads to strike Earth with thunders.

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no wonder the rest of the 4chan thinks the average IQ of /pol/ is below 70

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>>134982237
>transforming into a woman to replenish his semen

>>134974969
Daily reminder Varg is an autistic idiot and shouldn't be an accepted source of information.

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>>134982856
>Makes you think

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>>134982784
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_themes_in_mythology

>>134982977
Jeannine Talley's translation of old norse was wrong and her sources are made up bullshit.

>>134978936
>Buddhism is a big tent
>NAmerican Asatru are larpers
Pick one that fits with the rest of your comments

>>134982961
The thing being, of course, I've no problem with paganism, but if you want your movement to never succeed because your spokesman is an autistic AnPrim who doesn't even believe in your gods, by all means continue.

>>134978936
Do you practice it?

>>134977112
>traditionalist
>christcuck

seriously?

>>134979410
>in support of another who literally gave no argument in support of his opinion.
I'm proud of you

>>134976727
Manisday actually

>>134977365
>Brazil

>>134974758

You are the product of losers that couldn't make it in their native land. You completely destroyed a awesome pagan culture, and now you wanna worship one of MY gods? I hope every fucking burger get's aids in the face and dies tomorrow. Your shouldn't exist, your genepool should be long gone by now.

KILL ALL BURGERS

>>134983813
Not even pagan Sven, but you should probably sort out your own nation before throwing stones at others. I mean, unless you're one of "those" swedes who approves of your government and immigrant niggers completely destroying your nation, of course.

>>134983942
>you should probably sort out your own nation before throwing stones at others

If ever 60%istani could follow this advice it'd be pretty ace

>>134984487
That would be nice, wouldn't it?

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THOR HALLOWS

>>134974758
>>134974830
>>134974873
>>134974969
Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here’s a quick test: Have you ever lied, stolen, or used God’s name in vain? Jesus said,
“Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”
If you have done these things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart,
and the Bible warns that one day God will punish you in a terrible place called Hell.
But God is not willing that any should perish. Sinners broke God’s Law and Jesus paid their fine.
This means that God can legally dismiss their case:
“For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.”
Then Jesus rose from the dead, defeating death. Today, repent and trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life as a free gift.
Then read the Bible daily and obey it. God will never fail you.

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>>134974758
I actually have one of those.

I win. OP can go suck a big one.

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i need to show my mom that is posted it again

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You fucking idiots actually believe that because im "pagan" i believe theres a bunch of happy heroic men and women in the sky that will greet me when i die?
Like the fucking Disney Hercules movie?
Thats not what it is, not at all.

I recommend pic related to all of my scandi brothers, all will be clear just a few pages in.

>>134976468
Cringy because foreigners are keeping your ancestral faith better than you faggots are?

I'm not a germ why would I worship a germ god

>>134983417
gracias

>>134990592
well there is only one

yuck.... worship... such an abomination.... any being worthy of praise (not that they would even want it) would not want to be worship..... sounds awefuly like insecure hollywooders.... politicians...... the "god" disease.... implying that I'm divine/special and you little mortals aren't like me and never will and shall worship me... when it's all a matter of "age"..... experiencial.... journeys thru the multiverse.....

>>134993141
>would not want to be worship....
subjective

dimension of set of ego's for your sample is too limited to judge "bad"

>>134988757
I'd rather beat you to death with a crusty dildo

>>134977365
eww. why do blacks look like animals?

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>>134974758
any God is a construct, folks

we create gods and demons
we are is wot really matter

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>>134974758
I've only nigs and coalburners wear those