Destroy from within

So you're thinking of suiciding yourself twice in the back of the head?

>>134969077
if you win, wait until you are in office before walking across the isle to the republicans for maximum triggering

>>134969159
This. You're so fucked if you think it's a good idea to take on a cog so deep in the DNC machine and then turn on them if you manage to replace her.

>>134969159
In the end it doesn't even matter

>>134969077
Fucking do it. Make sure to say something only one of us would know

Example: Post "watch for OK sign when I say X at speech" and then do it

>>134969159
this

Go for it. If you manage to get in, turn your agenda around 180 degrees and do as much damage as possible in the short amount of time you'll have before you get torn limb from limb by the resulting chimpout.

>>134969077
1. do it fgt
2. your messaging is off
3. get professionals behind you
4. if you get it going we'll tell you what to do

>>134969077
Do it, it would be hilarious

About me

I'm a non-binary
Otherkin
LatinX
Muslim
In the autism spectrum
I'm also very into anal vore

I believe in free college and healthcare for all. I want to push for a $100 an hour minimum wage.

>>134969484
holy shit how can califags not vote for you today

>>134969484
Literally /ourgoy/

>>134969484
Don't forget that you think Trump is Literally Hitler and is gonna gas the Mexicans.

>>134969077

1st, checked
2nd, do it faggot

Also, ensure nigger level laziness once elected

>>134969484
Do it anon

Also everyone vote yes on Calexit

>>134969077
My opponent does not represent the very gay and very brown population that is San Francisco. She takes money from the tech companies that have priced the poor out of housing. A minimum wage worker should be able to afford to live in downtown San Francisco with what they earn at McDonald's.

>>134969077
>Justice Democrat
As long as you unironically adopt their platform and push for campaign finance reform.

>>134969484
Sorry, but to really secure the vote you have to get your dick inverted. It sucks, but it's for the greater good and it's not like you'll have to live with it for long.

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>>134969077
>full Evergreen SJW

>>134969484
Oh and don't forget omnisexual, whatever the fuck that means. Also plan on gaining 80 pounds for the fat sympathy

(During our debates)

Yo shut the fuck up white bitch. Shut the fuck up, a Latino man is talking. Know your place white bitch. As every intersectional feminist knows, you can't trust white women.

If you want a real socialist revolution in this nation you need a Latino male. History has shown we are the best leaders.

Hail Chavez
Hail Castro
Hail Che Guevara

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Go full accelerationist.

Make life as worse as possible for whites in Cali.
Make the lemmings get off their ass and fight for their miserable lives.

>>134969077
Honestly though this isn't a horrible idea. A whole lot of us (ya I know hurr everyone on /pol/ is too autistic to do anything right) could run for office against established Democrat seats. We just run as a pseudo Bernie Sanders and then proceed to vote for whatever we want once we are actually elected. People will get wary once a few dozen congressmen are suicided twice to the back of the head if the DNC wants to pull something like that. The liberals are dumb enough to fall for it, the DNC is too incompetent to stop it, and we all know nobody has more free time on their hands to run a campaign than us.

>>134969982

Don't get fat. Just say you believe in the health at every size movement and that all bodies are beautiful. You just have a fast metabolism, but your meds make you feel sick when you eat. Bonus if you say Crohns

>>134969077
Also I should add since you would be running in Cali, if you are a fucking white male you should just say you are a transgender. Pelosi wouldn't be able to argue against it without losing face.

>>134969077
Fuck OP, I really want this to happen. Please make this happen. Please tell me you are serious.

>>134970076
Saying male will trigger the lefties. Plus you're supposed to be non binary anyway. Not sure how you're meant to refer to yourself in that case though.

>>134970226
I'm white hispanic (think Ted Cruz), but I'm working on getting as tan as possible right now. I need to be nice and brown. That alone will give me a boost in the polls. Seriously the Bay Area is that cucked.

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>>134969077

For Great Justice and Epic Win!

>>134969077
Go to bed Braeden. You'll never pass the Bar exam

Sprinkle some BLM in there and a nod to Jefferson county and yur gud

>>134970268
I'll be starting a YouTube channel soon where I will announce my intent to run as well as putting out videos covering
my "views" on various issues.

My goal is too seem somewhat believable while still going full Evergreen. I want to get the Reddit crowd to donate to a go fund me. I would love to get TYT to support me for the extra lulz.

>>134970390
Believe me I know. I've been to Commiefornia many a time. Running your campaign you could lock in a win by doing this I think:

>stick to the plan when it comes to liberals, promise them everything they cry for like 15/h min wage, donald drumpf impeached (say you will work tirelessly until he is impeached from office for the safety of minorities everywhere)
> get word to spread through the more conservative latino community that all of this is bullshit and you are a super fundamental catholic/ christian (true or not this will make them love you)

With that kind of support, you would smash Pelosi in her own fucking state. What a sweet, sweet win that would be for humanity as a whole

>>134969484
>$100 an hour minimum wage
Nah you got to make it believable if you're gonna do this.
$20 an hour.
Get a paypal, too.

>>134970565
One of my campaign pledges will be to outlaw white officers in black communities.

>>134969077

God I hope you're Kanye.

>>134970148
The left already did it, look at Ryan McCain McConnel etc... we are just doing it better and for lulz and maybe also in retaliation against ((them))

>>134970641
Yeah you're right. $20 by 2020 will be one of my slogans like Yes We Can.

>>134970655
Make sure you also promise to increase diversity hires and get more POCs in university with more scholarships. I forgot to add that you should also be promising to make college free in california, that'll win you the seat on its own really

>>134970776
Pelosi will never be able to match all this and it will for sure make you an attractive alternative

Don't forget pushing hard for mass immigration, though that's a given in California I suppose.

>>134971020
Adding to this, say you will slash police budgets and pensions if they continue to assault innocent minorities. This will win you support from BLM as well like another anon suggested

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>>134970776
Free College, Free Healthcare, $20 an hour minimum wage, ending the drug war, immediate release of all non-violent offenders, full voting rights and gibs me dats for illegals, free sex change surgerys, money out of politics, major cuts to cops and the military and vowing to impeach Trump will make up the bulk of my platform with some SJW hysteria thrown in here and there.

>>134969077
I think this is what all of us need to start doing. But you do have to consider that you might experience a hillary suicide. It's a risk i think we should take. Go forth anon, clean yourself up and make us proud.

>>134971295
If you're serious about this, I'm rooting for you man. Watching someone pull a stunt like this would definitely be my meme fuel for 2017. You'd be like our very own Macron

>>134969077
What have you got to lose, besides your life? If you're going out anyway, may as well go out in style. Godspeed anon.

>>134969484
ok I laughed out loud at anal vore

+1 San Francisco will vote for you.

>>134971452
I'm willing to die for the lulz

>>134969077
you're not from cali,
remove flag and show timestamp of local shit
9/10 odds its mexican in chicago

>>134971572

Anal Vore needs to be part of pre-school sex ed

>>134969077
haha, good luck

>>134971612
BUT SERIOUSLY, if you arent larping around and shit, and under the 1% chance that you actually will do this, please make sure that you have your safety at the top of your priorities

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>>134969077
Great! Do you have any credentials? Ever been on a city council? No? How about a city controller? Assemblyman? Got a law degree, did time as a clerk hell did you pass a civics test? Whats your police rank, at least a sheriff I hope. Tell me you at least enlisted. No? Community organizer? Dnc staffer? Protest leader? DOG CATCHER?

The people in this thread are jokers if they think the dnc will waste the lead cost on you

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>>134971686
Legalize it bitch

All i know is we have to do something to get these old fucks out of office.

>>134971942
Its fucking white supremacy asking people of color to have those. Its evil structure supporting white patriarchy. We need to level the playing field.

>>134972073
Thats gonna be hard considering UNLIMITED TERMS. The only reason boomers leave office us if they die or shoot for a higher office.
>>134971957
I wish i could smoke.

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>>134972266
Yeah see that doesnt actually work. There are plenty of niggers with polisci degrees and worked in community housing. House niggers if you will. Not all the fro and 'tude can jick amd jive your way past them, the accountant jews or the lawyer asians.

>>134969077
I always wanted to do this at the county/city level, then immediately pass local ordances like "no mexicans allowed, period".

Only problem is I have a dui and an extensive public fb of pure hatred and /pol/-tism.

>>134969077

Here are some ideas for your futur speeches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNMAp8kXWrc

>>134972266
Unironically this. Even conservative boomers buy into this kind of thinking. This is an awesome idea. Even if you lose, you set up the narrative that Nancy pelosi is racist and evil. Now that I think about it, it's kind of what happened with Bernie and Hillary.

>>134972872
You might still have a chance in a under 1k pop bumfuktown. Anywhere else and you have a slim to none chance even if I made those regrettable social media posts and dui go away.

>>134969077
>pol anon thinks he has political savvy to beat pelosi
>thinks he can raise hundred of millions to primary her
>doesn't have a political science degree or a business acumen

Yes desu, good luck trying to take out the house minority leader when she's the face of the opposition atm.....think outside the box, you myopic cunt, I bet you've lost a lot of wisdom due to this place, much as myself.....I hope to also eventually be a congressman or senator (in California too) but unless you have billionaire parents-it's hard work to the top of you want to rock and roll

>>134969077
do it for the fucking memes cunt. do it