holy shit look what I found

>>134966397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqtkckl6s5Y

>>134966397
Our anthem is fucking gay. They should change it to waltzing matilda or some shit.

As an Australian, I am ashamed of our national anthem.

The Russians followed by the Chinese have the coolest national anthems.

Russian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w

Chinese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Why do we have such a shameful anthem? Fuck Australia.

>>134971352
Fuck off back to China cunt

>>134971414
If you think that the Australian nation anthem is any good, you're a cunt with bad taste in music. We seriously need a new one.

>>134966397
What's so funny? our anthem is great.

>tfw girt by sea

Feels good man.

>>134971544
Fuck off, it's embarrassing. I always hated singing it. The Russian anthem is 10000x's better.

We need a new one tbqh.

>>134971620
>>134971505
>>134971352
t. chun-li

>>134969444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

what the fuck does that song even mean

>>134971620
How about you fuck off back to Russia or fucking Gook land.

Fucking slope headed cunt.

The modern version of our anthem is a joke. Reminder that they actually censored it back in the 80's or 90's.
>Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
>Or dare a foot to land,
>We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
>To guard our native strand;

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it should be matilda

>>134969444

>thinks our national anthem is embarrassing
>wants it changed to an old workmans song about a homeless man committing suicide

u wot

>>134971620
What's your problem dickhead? Fuck off back where you came from

>>134971728
This, cunts fucking changed it,

>>134971732
This is the real deal here, Also I don't get why waltzing matilda should be our anthem, it's just a folk song and isn't really nationalist.

>>134971726
>defending an embarrassingly bad anthem

I bet you unironically listen to Slim Dusty and like it, you shit cunt.

National anthem should make us feel pride to be Australian, not embarrassed. We have the worst one in the world. Even Africans have a better one.

>>134966397
Tries too hard to be our star spangled banner desu.

>>134971868
I will fucking THROTTLE you GOOK.

>>134971835
It's trash you have shit taste in music you fucking pleb.

>>134971868
eat a fucking cock cunt

>>134971868
kill yourself gook cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSJGrpfnOI

secretly one of our real national anthems. australia has around 15 national anthems. they are all our hit songs from 50-90's

>>134966456
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA

>>134971706
Once - a single time

jolly - gay, but not in the same sense as that understood by the young men of Darlinghurst. (US readers subsitiute "San Francisco" or something similar in place of "Darlinghurst".)

swagman - itinerant worker, called a swagman because of the "swag" normally carried by such persons. A swag comprises the worldly belongings of the swagman, wrapped in a blanket and formed into a back-pack. A swagman is also known as a "swaggie"

camped - made camp (nothing to to do with the behaviour of the Darlinghurst set)

billabong - oxbow lake formed when a meandering river cuts through its own course leaving a segment of the river isolated from the main stream

under - beneath. Implies that there is something above (this may be wishful thinking)

shade - half a pair of sunglasses

coolabah - type of tree which grows in some of Australia's wetlands

tree - a woody thing with leaves, which gets pissed upon by dogs

and he - a distortion of the swagman's name (Andy)

sang - another distortion

watched - something the swaggie did while waiting

waited - something the swaggie did while watching

'till - another distortion. Not to be confused with the money receptacle found at the checkout in most stores.

billy - a tin can with a lid, and a looped wire handle over the top. Used by denizens of the Australian outback as a cooking utensil primarily for the boiling of water to make tea

boiled - what happened to the water when it was heated to 100 degrees. (This effect is not so apparent in backward countries like the US, where the water must be heated to over 200 degrees before anything interesting happens)

>>134971732
>waltzing matilda
why would a bush poem about a bloke stealing a sheep and then immediately killing himself be our anthem?

desu Russia's anthem is the best

>>134972231
Agreed.

>>134971933
Fuck off communist cunt, you pathetic good for nothing shit.

>>134972231
go to Russia then faggot you're not wanted here

>>134972196
>>134971706
You'll - a distortion

come - no comment

waltzing - walking; the term used by swagmen to describe their means of travel

matilda - the name given by one particular swagman to his swag. Apparently the swaggie in question was a Dutchman who came to Australia after his wife, Matilda, had died. He adopted the swaggie's lifestyle, and named his swag in memory of his wife. Use of the name spread. (This is supposed to be a true story. Really.)

down - opposite of up (see next line of song)

jumbuck - a sheep, specifically a young ram

drink - to swallow water or other liquid, to imbibe alcoholic beverages (the latter being somewhat unlikely behaviour for a sheep, so water is assumed - this assumption may not be correct however, since it is said "to drink at" as opposed to "from")

up - opposite of down (see previous line of song)

jumped - to have performed a jump or leap, or in this case probably just standing up briskly.

grabbed - seized suddenly, snached

glee - Matilda had been dead for quite some time

shoved - pushed, stuffed, packed. Presumably after skinning and gutting

tucker - food, hence "tucker-bag"

bag - sack, usually made of hessian. The term also refers to a woman of similar appearance (to the hessian bag, not the sheep.)

squatter - a landholder through occupancy rather than purchase

mounted - sitting upon (we hope this is not a reference to the Darlinghurst types mentioned at the beginning)

thoroughbred - a breed of horse. Not much use in the Australian bush or as a farm horse, but probably ridden by the squatter as a symbol of wealth. A similar phenomenon may be observed in Sydney, where one can see the odd yuppie driving his Ferrari over the Harbour Bridge in the peak-hour.

trooper - outback policeman

one, two, three - just to show that the swaggie could count

"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker-bag?"
- a singularly redundant question

>>134972367
Their anthem is the best, not their country you dumb nigger

>>134972231
disagree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UE80Giic7k

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>>134971706
>>134972399
>Up jumped the swagman and jumped into the billabong

jumped(1) - (see previous definition)
jumped(2) - in this case probably more of a misguided leap, especially when one considers the ending to the song

alive - what the sheep isn't

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>>134971683
Ask them what they'd replace it with to ferret out if they're anti-Australian or speaking in good faith. I'd replace our national anthem, but with Battle Hymn of the Republic because the tune is so much better. I'd probably update the lyrics though.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501051737334.webm

>>134972231
theirs is all so burdensome

rocket's red glare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viikwwTLzBw
the bombs bursting in air

>>134972411
Only the vocals are good in my opinion the instrumental and lyrics can go fuck itself. Damn commies

>>134971620
do you even speak russian?

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>>134972545
Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Coming Afroduck.

He is anonymous and Legion and he doesn't give a fuck.

He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to block.

His AIDS is spreading on!

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH

HIS AIDS IS SPREADING ON!

>>134971352
>russia
>china
>best anthems
Sounds like someones itching for some freedom TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg

>>134972545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YR23ss1_n0

>>134966397
https://youtu.be/SXBqYVMeYjE

>>134971706
I understood less than half the nouns in that song

>>134972907
TRASH
Better than Australia's by a mile though.

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>>134972917
I'm a Southerner but you're off your rocker if you think any civil war era song can compete with BHotR, ignoring lyrics. Get someone like Stephen Miller to rewrite the lyrics for our contemporary zeitgeist.

>>134972907
The Hendrix version is better btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKAwPA14Ni4

>>134972399
Wtf is a swagman

>>134973013
No one can truly understand what actually motivates the Australian or compels him to keep going...

>>134973039
'Straya Cunt manages to translate a good portion of it
>>134972196
>>134972399

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IS BRUM /OURCAR/ ?????

IS 2017 IS THE YEAR OF BRUM-POSTING ??????????????

What? This is our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUKd16fqLI
We just use that other one to troll the world.

>>134973108
>>134973169
First off neither are in any capacity to judge second off i hate that hendrix cover all he does is play it terribly with distortion

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#BRUMED

HOW CAN OTHER CARS EVEN COMPETE?

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>>134966397
LEAVE AUSTRALIA ALONE

THEY ARE OUR GREATEST ALLY

AMERICA-AUSTRALIA FRIENDSHIP UNTIL THE END OF TIME ASSHOLES

>>134973153
I'm just a spectator stuck in the Nevada desert my whole life and a spectator in most ways -- I like both, battle hymn is lyrically superior and possesses anthem credit, arms to dixie is more celebratory methinks.

>>134973277
Based brum
Vehicular lives matter

>>134973334
i thought this was your real national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg

>>134972399
>>134972196

Kek'd and check'd.

>>134973476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jHXu86O01w
I ment this, fucked that up

>>134966397
https://g.co/kgs/vq6Znz

Mr Proyministah if you are reading this pls make Borry the new anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPDLJ1UU2Uk

Australia was a cool ass musical vibe though

>>134973476
Only when we get defeated.

>>134973652
has*

niggering typos will be the ruin of me

>>134973543
Oh lol oops yeah that one is cool.
>>134973664
Not apoligising for this comment though :P

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>>134973364

youre about to get your block knocked off mate. hendrix is imitating the sounds of helicopters, jets bombing and guns during it

>>134973754
He certainly is bombing

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Picture related should be our anthem. Unfortunately a kindly anon played and recorded it a while ago, and the music really isn't suited for an anthem, but the lyrics could be easily adapted

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SEPARATED BY A VAST OCEAN, BUT BROTHERS FOR ETERNITY.

THE AMERICAN-AUSTRALIAN ALLIANCE IS UNBREAKABLE

>>134973827
Picture upload didn't work for some reason, this is what I meant: http://trove.nla.gov.au/work/16921296?q&versionId=19860103

>>134973869

Your flag doesn't change your ID ya silly cunt., I don't mind helping an american, but the way you pretended to not be>>134973754
was just stupid

>>134973277
>>134973321
>>134973408
>>134973443

>what a fucking blast from the past

post more obscure shit from my childhood that i've forgotten about

>>134973869
fuck off

Real Australian national anthem. Shitposting in song form.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>>134966397
It is a good anthem, we are not changing it. Put it to a vote again, we will vote to keep it again. For all you little Gen Z ankle biters here, shut your fucking mouth it, you were raised by progressive druggies and you are too young to have an opinion on the matter. Shut the fuck up. And as for the yank OP, turn up to a world war on time you piece of shit taxing dodging coward, you are allies to no one and morally corrupt vultures scavenging on war debt.

>>134973183
See>>134972196

>>134973869
>fQ4Vsit2

>>134973754
>ldYA15t3

>>134973979
please i have 3 phones with 4g to shitpost from

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>>134973979
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN BLOOD BROTHER

I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE

>>134973652
https://youtu.be/4MFVhqcRpN4

>>134972545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlQS1pzHdA
why not this?

>>134973869
>our country is the only anglo-state left that isn't utterly embarrassing

not for long though if we continue to trail on britain and america's coat-tails

death to san franmelbourne!

>>134974087
This is so Australian it hurts.
>They even stole the melody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3SkTyXzcE

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>>134973441
The plurality of commenters here acknowledge the Russian anthem as best among anthems, and I think part of this is because the melody has a tragic, minor key quality. Yes, Dixie is more celebratory, but aside from the political considerations of using such a song, I think the "tragic" nature of a song such as BHotR is more apropos for us now. We're no longer a young unscathed nation (look how many around today are newer, almost none have older continuously operated governments). While our tragedies and missteps aren't on the same scale as Russia's, our continued existence and status as a free people has been called into question in recent decades. We should find the encouragement to persevere.

BHotR combines the sadness and tragedy of what we must live through with the certainty and faith that we *will* see it through successfully, through sheer grit if nothing else. Star-Spangled Banner has elements of that, but in a more microcosmic and self-congratulatory way. In my opinion, BHotR is the musical encapsulation of the following quote:

>The North is determined to preserve this Union. They are not a fiery, impulsive people as you are, for they live in colder climates. But when they begin to move in a given direction, they move with the steady momentum and perseverance of a mighty avalanche; and what I fear is, they will overwhelm the South.
-Sam Houston

>>134974349
Fuck Melbourne. The city is just a degenerate nest of latte sipping scrawny manbun hipsters destined for the gas chambers, while the surrounding suburbs are infestested by lebanese trash. West Sydney is like this also.

>>134971544
If you compare it to German, Russian, Polish... whatever European country... It's gay, wow. There should be something about ANZACs at least, I think.

is it possible to make an anthem in this style?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxfoa23skHg

>>134974425
Fuck this propaganda shit.
Everyone knows that the QANTAS ad song is our true anthem.
https://youtu.be/iTJF2WcRBYo

>>134974646
Actually I am going to agree with you on that song being our true anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG48Ftsr3OI&list=RDWG48Ftsr3OI&ab_channel=Stargazer

If this song doesn't bring a tear to your eye then you're not Australian. Fucking poms used us, thier anglo brothers as cannon fodder.

>>134971868
Get back on your tin boat and fuck off you gook cunt, Slim Dusty was iconic.

>>134974723
No, THIS is the real anthem

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dqUdI4AIDF0

>>134974646
wholesome

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>other counties will never be the land of the free and the home of the brave
Sad!

Australians actually have a "national sorry day", how can you defend this?

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Video related was the other choice on the referendum but only won in SA: https://youtu.be/aVUIR6NXcuw

>>134974878
I suspect most Australians don't want that shit, some bureaucratic faggot sjws prolly made that happen with Jewish help

>>134971352
Cos we have better things to do then talk about the merits of a national anthem. Beats the shitpost out of the star spangled spanner.

https://youtu.be/RviuTfdfArM

Legit thought this was the strayan national anthem, either that or the "sing kookaburra sing" song because you cunts would do that

>>134974799
While I agree it is a great song.. And funny with the whole "upside down" theme (Keep the shit potsing to us Aussies m8) No USA bro will make an Aussie theme

>>134974740
Then the Yanks used us all over again.
You'd think we'd learn.
https://youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY

Should be Men At Work - Down Under

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Honkey

>>134975035
>>134974087

>>134975002
implying UKikes didn't covertly take over USA within the first generation of the revolution. USA merely represents the pitbull nigger dogs of the NWO

I think I have it, the best song to represent Australia in todays times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw

>>134974878
Only lefty cucks and melbournites believe in it. Went to a private catholic high school and dont remember ever having spent a day crying about boongs

>>134974878
Kevin Rudd came up with it. He sucked so much cock.

>>134975129
Nah. They didn't finish the take over until Christmas Eve 1913 when the Federal Reserve was given the eternal right to print money.

But they were doing it for a long time. That's what the civil war was really about - The North were backed by the UKikes out of London, while the South were keeping the spirit of the founding fathers by refusing to submit to the banking cartels.

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>>134966397
This is the only true anthem. Gas the Chinks Gas the Wogs Gas the """""republicans""""" God save the Queen.

Reminder we are British and this anthem got shafted by left cucks. Anyone anti-British are traitors who deserve to be hung drawn and quartered
Australia's sons let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In hist'ry's page, let ev'ry stage
Advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.

Verse 2
When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Til he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
"With all her faults we love her still"
"Britannia rules the wave."
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.
Verse 3
While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England soil and Fatherland,
Scotia and Erin fair,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Verse 4
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Though oceans roll between,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0cOTDBQJSo
RULE BRITANNIA

>>134969444
This should be our national anthem.

https://youtu.be/Y3sbyesGcUE
https://youtu.be/yuTO_j15csw

Part 1 and part 2 of the legend of borry.

>>134975152
>implying it isn't this.
https://youtu.be/AVDBD_HXtMs

>>134975327
Degenerate song he marries and fucks a disgusting yellow chink. Still funny

>>134975373
Bluh you should be banned for making me see the title of that video.. But yeah I get why you done it.

>>134974646
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PrRGCOSEb4
FTFY

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listen cunt, i dont see what the fuck you think the problem is with our national anthem, maybe because its sung by a chick? originally no. but listen here you yanke doodle governmental cock sucking scum of the earth piece of shit. out national anthem is about 1.26 times better then yours. no doubt.

any faggot cunt from aus saying otherwise is either
>a. a shill (why tho)
>b. melbournite (i.e. a faggot)
>c. chink and/or immigrant piece of shit who needs to be glassed


our anthem is second only to russias. kys faggots.

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>>134975303
>This is the only true anthem. Gas the Chinks Gas the Wogs Gas the """""republicans""""" God save the Queen.

>Reminder we are British and this anthem got shafted by left cucks. Anyone anti-British are traitors who deserve to be hung drawn and quartered
This.

If only an authentic leader would rise and replace the impotent Queen, dismiss parliament, and assert his natural, God-given right to rule. Maybe I'm just too much of a monarchist.

>>134975303
Speaking of Rule Britannia.
This will always be my anthem, the only anthem I'll sing.
https://youtu.be/CWu9Bm5WDsc

Real Australian Anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

Meth-induced Australia produces the most grotesque disgust of all anglo-derived peoples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7s8LFoCfs

Australians on /pol/ is such a fucking shame. A bunch of incredibly obnoxious middle schoolers.

>>134975669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSorfQFe8IE

>>134972231
Moskau 1978 or vitas the 4rth element should replace the Russian anthem tbqh.

>>134975669
never realized that guy was Australian.

makes sense

>>134975689
t.bogan hating neo-australian

>>134975689
wanker

>>134971620
>The Russian anthem is 10000x's better.

t. diaspora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddd_aiCAiHo

i thought it was this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs

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>>134975689
t. melbournite

>>134975607
Remember when chaser weren't just giant fucking cucks?

>>134975935
He's a lefty he banned this being played at right wing rallies. Put yourself into a leftist mindsest then listen to the song.

>We're all someone's daughter
>We're all someone's son
>How long can we look at each other
>Down the barrel of a gun?

>>134976021
back in the good ol days

>>134973543
Kek came here to post this

>>134975935
Yeah, nuh
Ac/dc is better

>>134975689
You misspelled TISM
https://youtu.be/GiHdpAVIHgo

>>134976084
Back when the left were mostly edgy twenty-somethings and not insufferable shitlords hell bent on shoving their disease riddled cock down the throats of every child in the country.

>>134976021
No, actually. They were always giant lefty cucks.

>>134976447
Yeah, but they weren't *just* giant lefty cucks.

>>134974740
The pogues version is better. It's supposed to be an anti war song but that's not what I hear...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqN1glz4JY

>>134974575

>manbun

God I hate that hairstyle. Every time I see a manbun I want to kill myself and then the bun

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>>134966397
Shut up you smelly nigger

>>134975303

Mate, every time I heard the anthem come on when I was in school I'd pretend to sing while cringing internally, or fuck around with the lyrics. If I was singing those original lyrics as a little boy I'd belt it out just right every single time.

>>134976577
You want to kys first? You didn't think it through, mate...

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>>134966397
this would be an awesome anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw

>>134974740
>not posting https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqN1glz4JY
Still gets the feels going, remember listening to that when we were learnin about Gallipolopoly in primary school yonks ago. haven't heard it in years, then it comes on during the BF1 credits, did not expect the feels, and now the feels are back

>>134976902

You obviously haven't seen a dark haired, dark eyed lanklet in a wife beater with a manbun, it fucks with your priorities. We even made an entire TV series about how insufferable these people are. It's called "Bondi Hipsters," and it has a sequel called "Soul Mates" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqw09I-BTvE

>>134971620
yeah it's embarrassing, especially when they get some flavour of the month to sing it.

>>134976902
>>134977125

Fuck wrong video I wanted this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9xYUROrkU

>>134966397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbp6WqzoO0o

>>134977125
Oh, we got those fucknuts as well. Down in London couple of weeks back, place was full of the cunts.

>>134969444
GIT OUT

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>>134972399
>>134972196
Fuckin' oath ya dumb cunt
Tryna explain that shit to a Yank is fuckin impossible

>>134969444
Waltzing matilda is fucking great.

>>134977614
waltzing matilda who bloody killed 'er lyin' in the grass with an apple up 'er arse

>>134971706
Its the March for the 1st Marine division

>>134977822
>digits for truth.
waltzing matilda who bloody killed 'er lyin' in a boat with my cock down her throat.

>>134966397
Because whenever we get the chance to vote on stuff like this it's bundled with the 'any other law we want to attach' clause that tanks the vote. Fuck Aus.

>>134966456
>Our land abounds in nature`s gifts; of beauty rich and rare
Venomus spiders, snakes, killer bees bunch of abbos and wierdest chinks
>Our home is girt by sea
We cant escape this hell.
>In joyful strains then let us sing
HALP!

Australia, Australia, Australia we love you!
Have a nice day Bruce.

>>134971414
>>134971505

The worst national anthem in the world. It is canada-tier

>>134978369

Gympie-Gympie stinging tree history

North Queensland road surveyor A.C. Macmillan was among the first to document the effects of a stinging tree, reporting to his boss in 1866 that his packhorse “was stung, got mad, and died within two hours”. Similar tales abound in local folklore of horses jumping in agony off cliffs and forestry workers drinking themselves silly to dull the intractable pain.

Writing to Marina in 1994, Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during military training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.

He’s had too many stings to count but Ernie Rider will never forget the day in 1963 that he was slapped in the face, arms and chest by a stinging tree. “I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest,” he said. “For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower.”

Now a senior conservation officer with the Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service, Ernie said he’s not experienced anything like the pain during 44 years work in the bush. “There’s nothing to rival it; it’s 10 times worse than anything else – scrub ticks, scrub itch and itchy-jack sting included. Stinging trees are a real and present danger.”

source: http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2009/06/gympie-gympie-once-stung,-never-forgotten/

>>134978642
What a faggot bush, why it can't it just be a strawberry plant or something and give us some nice fruit instead of pure agony

>>134978642
Thx for some knowlage.

>>134977614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

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>>134978485
DELET THIS

New Zealand's anthem is quite underrated and beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCgcZ0efAA

>>134972196
You obviously spent a lot of time n this anon...
Have another (you)

>>134978837

It actually produces edible fruit. Dunno what they taste like though, probably not worth harvesting like the foxtail palm fruit

>>134972399
See>>134979320
>captcha comado ramos

>>134978642
>The recommended treatment for skin exposed to the hairs is to apply diluted hydrochloric acid (1:10)

>The cure is to literally burn yourself with acid
lel

>>134972564
>>134973169

no other nation can do this with their anthem. american GOAT anthem


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VaodWrRyGI dat organ

this is now a star spangled thread

>>134974646
I sang along to that at a backpackers hostel in Edinburgh after two years away from home, and I had tears in my eyes.

>>134974740
Gets me every time

>>134974878
At least we conquered our natives unlike you treaty-signing softcocks

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Should be this desu, but it is too non-cucked for the bolshie pollie cunts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

>>134977822
It was shovel up her arse back in my day

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>>134982211
lol

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>>134981476
You conqoured some faggots with a stick but you lost a war to birds.

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>>134982211
too bad I saved it aahahahahahahaha

>>134982553
I wan't to post it on the aus general but it says it's a dup file so I deleted it.

>>134982553
I thought they only gave out citizenship on Australia day

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Aussies will always be fags and shit at rugby

My problem with our anthem is the lyrics are fucked, it's all about immigration and welcoming foreigners and shit. The British built Australia.

>>134983244
>checked
"Those who've come across the sea" used to mean the British.

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>>134983326
if you dont sing the australian anthem at the start of the footy match

your whats ruining this country cunt
>>134982527
yous gay cunt farrken poosy

>>134971868

You can sling shit at the anthem, cunt, but don't you dare fuckin' say shit about the true blue, fair dinkum, dinky di legend that is Slim Dusty you fuckin' dog cunt.

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>>134966397
Australia is the shittest country seconded only to Canada.

We have been over run with feminists and cucks.

Nuke Australia please Mr Kim Jong Un!

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>>134983681
nuke melbourne and sydney

australia is the last country that cares about its masculinity

these fucken poofs in the inner city fucking everyone up
all liberals in australia are because there dads never took em to auskick

>>134966397
Nobody actually likes our national anthem.

>>134983244
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

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>>134982703
Fags who can't marry, bitch.

>>134966397
I don't mind the anthem, however the flag is awful
>inb4 chang

>>134969444
>>134971352
who actually are the chinks? is it a joke, as an aussie, im not even sure. joking bout our national anthem is a killable offence.

>>134979217
i thought your national anthem was the thing the all blacks do every game

Another aussie banger is the bondi rescue theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQ3Nu1U5xw

Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5we9iNGIA

>>134974425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSoGJQkKDYk

>>134966397
Our national should seriously be 'God Bless Australia' www dot youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
Current one is pathetic and encourages libtards to ship shitskins over here

>>134989988
national anthem*

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>>134976191
Legend

>>134969444
waltzing matilda was originally written as a satire of the city based urbanite who thinks they'll find the 'essence of australia', or some kind of spiritual connection with land and country, out in the bush. the subtext is that the jolly swagman is hopelessly naive (camping under the 'shade' of a tree which gives almost no shade for instance) and is quickly led to his death by a strange gothic malevolence. the fact that modern australians think it somehow captures the spirit of the australian character is laughably ironic