Hello, I am from the year 2045

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>>134953087
Wrong, it's this.

>>134953087
What's the price of bitcoin in 2045?

>inspection
Reminder, time travel is already illegal, it's simply classified that time travel is illegal because if it's known time travel is alter illegal we'll be flooded with time travelers interfering, which is exactly why time travel is illegal. That's the time war, time travellers fucking with the people who either help create time technology or try to keep it criminal.

Basically, you're either larping or much, much worse.

>>134953205
you must be from a further year then me, friend

>>134953205
>>134953087
I live in Arlington, VA. Am I dead?

>>134953512
Bitcoins aren't really used in my time, the accepted currency is privilege and diversity.

$1 = 1 diversity

-1$ = 1 privilege

>>134953757
Yes, stephen colbert will set off 2 dirty bombs in the DC area in 2018

>>134953087
Glad I live in the U.S.

>>134953936
Man, its going to be a rocky road then

>>134953087

Is that gangrene shit on florida where all the miami kikes moved to?

Did you fucks at least nuke them?

>>134953087
i wonder what Happened in Europe.

>>134953087
What happens in the news on July 27, 2017?

Can women still vote

>>134954160
Kek

>>134953087
>mountain clans
fucking lost it

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>>134953087
>AMA

>>>/r/eddit

What caused the change? War? A series of secessions? Both?

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>>134954285
Here's a reference for the rest of the world

>>134954336
Connor McGregor will be assassinated by John Boyega

>>134954478
They can only vote where I am (the United States) and California, whereas men can not. They can vote nowhere else though

>>134954613
A variety of factors. Stephen Colbert destroying DC in 2018, Bernie Sanders fusing with the genesis device and trying to absorb much of Florida into his "Collective" in 2020, the North Korean invasion of 2021, the financial crisis caused by all the Ashkenazi Jews leaving Earth in 2023, former President Obama leading the Indonesian Caliphate to war against the US in 2024. All of these things saw the country factionalize

>>134953087
Comrade, does communism finally prevail? Do some countries finally see the light of communism?

>>134953087
You forgot to label the green in florida.

>>134955477
>Connor McGregor will be assassinated by John Boyega

>77

hmmm... checked.

>>134953087
Florida green spot
>METHHEADIA

>>134953087
>midwestern
>commonwealth
not even any of those states consider themselves commonwealth atm.
bad larp

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>>134953087
Fixed

>>134953087
>>134953827
>>134955477
You can't even do a larp right

>>134955867

we are the midwestern reich

>>134955477
please tell me this is a joke, colbert becomes so radical he drops a dirty bomb?

>>134953620
kek

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>Chicago quarantine zone

what does this mean? I live in Chicago.

>>134956125
2 in fact. He is obsessed with the number 2

>>134956182
Chicago's crime becomes so bad that in 2025 the Midwestern Commonwealth will declare it a quarantine zone, blocked off by the army. We're not really sure what's going on in there but something big is alive beneath the streets

>>134955565
California is an active communist state where I am, though food shortages and riots are common. They are allied with Mexico in a war against Texas atm

The only other communist state is the Greater Korean Republic

Why the fuck is Wisconsin not part of the Midwest

>>134956182

The niggers brought in Ebola patients because they're just as equal and they wuz kangz so the whole city had to be quarantined to prevent the spread.

Get out now, they do this next year.

>>134957134
Dearborn Michigan will launch a jihad against much of the neighboring states. Wisconsin falls to the army of linda sarsour

>>134955477
how did North korea become so powerful

>>134959396
they were feigning weakness the whole time, it turns out.

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>>134953087
>>134953205
>>134955477
>>134956047
These may be the shittest maps I've seen in a while.

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>>134953936
TWWWOOOOO

>>134959595
What about Bernie sanders and the "collective?"

>>134953087
Reno shit poster here, i would like to remind everyone that the US needed Nevada, we were perfectly fine drinking, whoring, mining, and gambling with out being part of the union, we can till you to fuck off again, that is all.

>>134953087
>Texas and Louisiana in separate unions
More likely for both to become their own states like >>134953205 or simply join together in some way.
>inb4 Texanons bitch and complain
You can't escape us, and you know it. Feel free to purge the NOLA nogs though.

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>>134953087

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>>134956182
>live in chiraq
you have to go back tyrone

>>134953205
>Colorado
>school shooters and weed
It's true. Literally the only two reasons anyone visits that state is to smoke weed legally or try and find columbine high school

>>134953827

What a lame LARP.

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>>134953205
Long live Mormonia!

>>134953087
LOL @ mountain clans in Appalachia but not in the Rockies. You know, where enormous, expansive mountains are.

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You're all wrong.

>>134953087
>Michigan, Wisonsin part of East Coast

>>134953205
>Sleater-Kinney

Heh.

i'm from an alternate reality where germany didnt fall in ww2 after hitler died, and instead the nazi remnant was formed and heinrich himmler led it. 23 other factions such as the iron alignment and new roman empire sprouted up across the world. it is now 1962. AMA

>>134953087

>Detroit Quarantine Zone covers none of Detroit

>>134961973
There's internet in 1962?

>>134953087
The fuck is that green in Florida

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>>134953087
Thank god the Republic of Texas is not a part of the New Dixie Republic.

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It's fun to larp these because Colorado always ends up between a few different territories

>>134953087
Its called New Vegas u dumb slut

>>134953087
>>134956047
>>134961436

Anyone that thinks AZ would fall to Mexico needs to read these pages first:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Air_Force

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Air_Force_Base

>>134965073
>mobile posting

>>134956047
Thank you, the Texan Republic wouldn't be complete without her former land.

>>134953087
Future anon, how fucked is delaware?

>>134953205
>i live in your dad's america
feels good man

>>134953087
>Florida
Why the fuck did Daytona, Orlando, Cape Canaveral, and Melbourne decide to make their own country?

Why is Miami in Dixie?

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So no matter how you slice the countries up, Wyoming doesn't change a fucking bit.
>Feelsbadman.jpg

>>134961436
Good to see Colorado finally reclaiming it's rightful clay

>>134964536
LOL, I literally made that. That terrible South Eastern US draw over was me

>>134961436
>Idaho in Exile

I laughed.

>>134961703
Appreciate it.

>>134961436
kek

>>134959396
This is why https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

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>>134953087
Post a picture of something new

>>134956691
You're in the worst timeline m8. However after July 27th your timeline might change ;)

>>134953087
i'm from the year 2046 and this map is a lie.