Best version of the Bible

English KJV is divinely inspired

>>134948163

Revised Standard.

Get one of those Bibles that have multiple translations for each verse.

Newbies don't work well with KJV alone.

>>134948163
Concordant LITERAL version

>>134948163
Get a KJV and look up any verse that seems confusing. Go to church and if you find a good one the sermons will help you to understand. You don't want your grandchildren to inherit your bible and have it be an ASV or NIV which are at a 3rd grade level. That would be unbecoming.

>>134948163

KJV. Any bible translation made after 1970 is garbage.

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>>134948706
why would anyone care what a reprobate thinks?

>>134948163
Douey rheims or however you spell it. Translated directly from the latin vulgate.

>>134948882
>>134948981
Awful advise. Do not start with the KJV OP, because it is very difficult to understand. You can tell that these people have never read the Bible and are only LARPing.

Get the NRSV Bible. It was translated by a council of renown bishops and important Christian intellectuals. It is translated to be easy to read, yet to also remain as close to the original as the language allows. It's a very impressive work.

>>134949394
It is not hard to understand. Its the version my dad had when I was growing up. You are absolutely wrong about me and my knowledge of scripture.

>>134948163
There is no perfect translation. KJV and NASB are okay, but they each have some faults. You really need to understand the Greek. The Biblehub.com has an interlinear feature that shows you the NT Greek side by side with the English.

NIV and the Message bibles are written by degenerates. Stay away.

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>>134948163
Don't.
It's jewish drivel and not glorious at all.

>>134948163
King James 1611

>>134949929
Can you give examples of why they are, like scripture comparisons. Looking for the best version

>>134949933
*cough* shill *cough*

>>134949546
He's not wrong, KJV read by illiterates is half the problem. Where as NRSV is in proper English with words you'll understand the meaning to.

>>134948997
Grab em. Youre an antichrist cuck

>>134950341
King James was prolly a pedo

>>134950341

Just use that biblegateway webpage and read in whatever version you like. It has a handle drop down menu to change formats to whatever bible version you wish.

>>134950589
>includes the jewbilee version
In the trash

>>134950423
Not sure of who he is desu. I just know it's the most common book you'll find in the bible belt. Which also helps to explain why none of these bitches bother to try and read it.

>>134950775
I gave my opinions. Got one usual flag based response. Anyways God Bless you all. I'm outie for now and onto some other things

>>134950974
Leviticus 18:22 is not my opinion.

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>>134950309
Reject all desert religions.
Non of the Abrahamic religions are European.

>>134951323
Your skin color is a false idol.

>>134951323
> Reject all desert religions.
Same, I'd just like to see people read this book for what it is. There is plenty within to turn people off.

Da Hawai`i Pidgin Bible.

It's like if the bible was put into the vernacular of 40k Orks.

"Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta."

>>134951323
God did say he'd give power to the shitskin meek & foolish to prove the "wise" that they were wrong.

>>134949188
>translating a translation

>>134951725
Or ebonics-speaking orks

Day Numba One
Den God say, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine. God see how good da light. Den he put da light on one side, an da dark on da odda side. Da light time, he give um da name “Day time.” Da dark time, he give um da name “Nite time.” So, had da nite time an da day time, az day numba one.

Day Numba Two
Den God say, “I like get someting inside da middo, fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda!” An dass wat God wen do. God make someting fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda. Da ting inside da middo, God give um da name “Da Sky.” Had da nite time an da day time, az day numba two.

>>134951323
And then I'll follow your example and become a welfare leech

>>134950218
Also forgot to mention Geneva Bible as well.

Compare Psalms 68:16. KJV & Geneva are the better translation in this case.

>>134948163
Just go to biblegateway and read whichever one you want and/or multiple next to each other. Its the information age, dumbass.

>>134951854
Oh man, is this a thing? Is there somewhere I can reference this?

>>134949546
>It's not hard

Yes it is, the language is 400 years old you buffoon.

>>134952076
http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
Whole thing's there. It's actually very entertaining.

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>>134951725
>Da Hawai`i Pidgin Bible.
>It's like if the bible was put into the vernacular of 40k Orks.
>"Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta."

I just googled it, this is awesome. I know which bible I am reading! thank you

>>134952219

Delete this.

>>134952183
>http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
hahahahhaha thanks

>>134952183
The ten commandments are especially great.

> Dis me, Yahweh, yoa God, talking. Was me wen get you guys outa da Egypt land, wea you guys was slaves. You no go take odda gods fo you, cuz me, I da ony God fo you
> No go make idol kine gods fo yoaself dat look like anyting from up dea inside da sky, o from down hea on top da earth, o from inside da watta dat stay undaneat da groun. No go down in front da odda gods fo show um love an respeck, an no work fo dem. Cuz I yoa God Yahweh! An I one jealous God, if you go down in front da odda gods! Wen peopo do bad tings dat need punish, I go afta dem an I punish da ones dat hate me. An if dea kids do same ting, I punish dem too, an same ting wit dea grankids, an even dea great-grankids. But wen peopo show me love an aloha an do wat I tell um fo do, I stay stick wit dem, an dea kids, an dea grankids fo tousand generation!
>“No go use my name an ack like dat give you da right fo do any kine stuff. Cuz I Yahweh, an anybody use my name fo go do any kine stuff, no way I goin let dem go an no punish um.
>“No foget da Res Day. Make shua dat day stay spesho fo me. You work six days an do eryting you gotta do. But da Numba Seven Day, dass da Res Day. Stay spesho fo me, yoa God Yahweh. Dat day, no do work notting -- you, yoa boy, yoa girl, yoa slave guy, yoa slave wahine, yoa animals, da visita guy from odda place dat stay yoa town, erybody! Me, Yahweh, I work six days fo make da sky an da earth an da ocean, an all da tings dat get inside dem. But da Numba Seven Day, I res. Dass why I say da Res Day good, an I make um spesho fo me.
>“Show respeck fo yoa fadda an yoa mudda. If you do dat, den you goin live long time on top da land dat me, yoa God Yahweh, stay give you.

>>134950341

Dumbed down drivel is how Satan wins. KJV reads perfect in spoken English. Grab your dictionary.

>>134952516
>“No go murda nobody.

>“No go fool around behind yoa wife o husban back.

>“No go steal notting.

>“Wen you gotta say someting in front da judge fo make proof wat one nodda guy wen do, no bulai.

>“No go tink, ‘I like take da odda guy stuffs, an I goin take um!’ Dat mean, no go afta his wife, o his slave guy, o his slave wahine, o his cow, o his donkey, o wateva kine ting da odda guy get.”

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>not reading the original Hebrew text

KJV is best version, although I have a NRSV because there were no decently priced KJVs that were hardcover and included the apocrypha.

>>134952536
>Implying pidgin isn't the only true language of god

i tink yooz a git

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>>134948163
I've got this one from a course in university years ago. It's 2000 pages and a lot of it is indecipherable prose and repetitive af.

>>134948353
I don't believe that is the prevailing theory

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>>134949394

>It is very hard to read
>Literally 3rd grade level reading

Spotted the brainlet.

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>>134952219

Read the KJV or the NIV version. I read both, now I'm an atheist. Shit is fucked.

>>134948353
/thread

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>>134948163
New American Standard Bible, New King James Version, or English Standard Version all are accurate word-for-word translations in modern English. Can't go wrong with any of these.

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>>134952162

>Language is 400 years old therefore its old

Should we stop speaking English then? English is much older than that.

>>134952675
>O ye Corinthians, our mouth is open unto you, our heart is enlarged. Ye are not straitened in us, but ye are straitened in your own bowels. Now for a recompense in the same, (I speak as unto my children,) be ye also enlarged.

This is easy to understand to you?

>>134948163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAgDXZfOfx0
watch it. all of it

>>134952536
Sure with a dictionary, however the problem isn't if you or I can read it. We're talking about the illiterate who pick this up and can't make heads or tails of it. OR read very slowly as to break pace and lose interest. Given the amount of people who claim to be followers of said book and the amount who hasn't read it. We should be able to agree there might be a problem with the KJV.

>>134950387
>antichrist cuck
>fag flag
In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. -Romans 1:27-28

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>>134948163
Stay away from the NIV. It was translated by this degenerate: Virginia Ramey Mollenkott.

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>>134952973

Indeed it is. Is that HARD for you to understand? The translation originated in Bongl and it's still hard for you? Holy shit what are they doing to your education system?

>>134952906
If you had reading comprehension you would realize he meant that the English used in KJV is a 400-year-old form of English, and therefore is OLD. KJV does not use modern english which makes it unnecessarily more difficult.

>>134952906
t. has never actually read Old English like Chaucer or Shakespeare.

If you had you would understand how difficult it is to fully comprehend those works.

Pure pseud

>>134948163
Don't let (((them))) trick you into reading any translation; read the original King James version.

>>134952973
Yes. How is your educational system over there? Either way, there's resources that can help you pick a verse apart. It's better to do the digestion yourself than trusting some short-haired lady.

>>134953177
Thanks. I don't understand where he gets off calling me that.

>>134953309
>old English
I didn't no Shakespeare understood the language of the Anglo-Saxons

>>134952675
Understand is probably the way he meant it. Scholars have been studying it for 2000 years and there's still new understanding to be found.

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>>134948163

This one:
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

>>134953224
>>134953322
>He runneth upon him, even on his neck, upon the thick bosses of his bucklers: Because he covereth his face with his fatness, and maketh collops of fat on his flanks.

What does this passage say?

You will Google I imagine since you're pretending.

>>134953498
>no
Might as well kill myself now

>>134953498
What?

>>134948163
Get the MacArthur NKJV Study Bible....it will change your life and is the ultimate red pill. John MacArthur is the most biblically sound pastor out there today

>>134953296

>Therefore its old

And? If that's the case then we should also tell historians not to read ancient texts because they're also "old". Fucking retard.

>>134953385
They're deceivers who believe only in salvation through faith. Their sorrow will be terrible when they fall. People argue the protestant catholic thing all the time, but can you imagine actually believing such a perversion of scripture as that? Believing you were saved and telling others?

>>134948163
John 8:32

Best read in a holy language, Greek, Latin, Aramaic, Slavonic etc.

A holy language is not an auxiliary language, each 'stem' or part of a word has a metaphyisical meaning.

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>>134952219

>Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgement, mercy, and faith : these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
Nope.

>>134953309
Shakespeare is modern english

rate mu Bible

https://www.amazon.com/Hebrew-Greek-Word-Study-Bible-Thumb-Indexed/dp/1617159867/ref=sr_1_22?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1501037850&sr=1-22&keywords=spiros+zodhiates

>>134953830
Are you aware of the fact that the Bible is a translation? Are you aware that the HJV was the most readable translation for the time, but since languages change and evolve that is no longer the case?

Do you even know that language changes over time? Are you aware of these things?

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>>134948163
Well the one most christcucks use from my knowledge (at least american protestants) is the NIV. It's pretty easy to read.

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>>134953309

>has never actually read Old English like Chaucer or Shakespeare

If they were difficult to understand then they wouldn't get the praise they deserve for their works. Just admit the fact that you're dumb.

>>134953889
I could never divorce belief in God with belief in his word and submitting to his commandments. It's one thing to be a sinner (we all are) but its another to sin and not be filled with godly sorrow. And even worse to tell others not to be filled with sorrow for their sins. I think deceiver is the right word for it.

>>134954082
Yes, humility, rising early, and dressing well are so terrible.

>>134948163
Read only the authorized KJV.

All the others were changed over the years to profit from sales, due to copyright laws.

>in order to avoid copyright violations it has to be at least 10% different from the original

The KJV was directly, and accurately transcribed from the texts

>>134954059
Does no actually mean yes?

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>>134954181
>If they were difficult to understand then they wouldn't get the praise they deserve for their works

What? Why wouldn't they? The fuck are you talking bout?

>>134954181
the depth of those works IS why they get praised, dumbshit

>>134948163
new testament greek

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>>134948163
>>134952342

>>134954059

>Do you even know that language changes over time? Are you aware of these things?

You act as if those translations are changed from Chinese to Arabic. Even dumb rednecks from south part of the U.S can understand KJV.

>>134951239
You just ignore molech passages eat bacon and the fact nobody is a levitical priest. That order is gone. Christ makes the Scripture "the law is a curse" come to life. The scripture there in original language says beds beds. And as you layeth. Female beds. And i dont as you layeth them at all. No male nor female in Christ im not getting the fuck into this again. Read the story about the ethiopian you dense pharisaical fuck

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>>134954344
We fight over a lot of things. Mostly greed and ignorance, but most of all contempt for people who don't see the world as we do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCj9zseqKWM

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>>134954659

>>134954500
>And Elisha came again to Gilgal: and there was a dearth in the land; and the sons of the prophets were sitting before him: and he said unto his servant, Set on the great pot, and seethe pottage for the sons of the prophets.

What does "dearth" mean? What does "seethe pottage" mean?

A redneck knows what these phrases mean?

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>>134954549
Oh it's you guys.

>>134954355

>What? Why wouldn't they?

Because as you said

>how difficult it is to fully comprehend those works.

Holy fuck your reading skills are lacking.

>>134954377

Which only proves my point that they're not difficult to understand. Fucking retard.

>>134948163
scofield study bible

>>134949394
Just go with NKJV you brainlet.

t. nondenominational christian

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>>134954826
Logic and reason can be tiring to some.

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>>134954642
/p-pol/, if I go to church, will I also get a QT bible study buddy to read with me?

>>134954840
So in your opinion because a work is complicated it cannot be praised? If you think that that's what I said then you're wrong because I didn't.

Why do you think Ulysses (a book which you have probably never heard of) is praised?

You are literally retarded.

>>134955043
t. neckbearded r/atheism redditor

>>134948163
Something with older language. ¨
I have the 1917 Swedish version.

>>134955006
see >>134954817

>>134955073
become a christian, you will become 100% marryable to good christian girls.

>>134954817

Dearth = lack of something, which means famine in the context of 2 Kings

Seethe pottage = Literally stew

Holy fuck I hope this is bait.

>>134954514
Some of leviticus is for the levite priests because they didn't have a messiah at that time. There's more about sodomy than is present just there. God doesn't say wearing a tunic of two different kinds of cloth is an abomination, but Sodom was clearly a horrible ungodly place and Leviticus is one of the many parts of the bible that help us to understand why.

>>134955073
while a wife is a blessing from the Lord it is better to serve God as an unmarried servant.. then you can devote yourself entirely to God's will. If you marry you are divided by looking after pleasing your wife.

>>134955043
>quotes Plato
>completely ignores the symbolism of his gesture and his theory on the realm of ideas and its implications within Christianity
Nice

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>>134954888
Fuck off Rapture faggot

REAL ADVICE HERE FROM A LAY CHRISTIAN SCHOLAR

KJV is useful, but you will need a Strong's Concordance and a Smith's Bible Dictionary

NASB is decent, but doesnt read as smoothly as others

ESV is decent

Avoid NIV, thats basically a children's / women's Bible

I advise you NOT to start at Genesis. Read the entirety of the New Testament, then go back and read it from Genesis

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>>134955200
>leave your room

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>>134954826
>>134954761
>>134955362
>>134955106

>>134955073
Finding a woman at church is a meme. Dont join a church for women like you dont get /fit/ for women.

>>134948353
Lol why do you Baptists like to LARP as Muslims? There is no argument behind KJV being "divinely inspired" besides the convenience that it is in English already.

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>>134955282
So you give me the literal google search definition of it and you think you are proving me wrong?

This is pathetic.

Show me 1 example of the word Dearth in any modern media. Same with Seethe pottage.

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>>134955098

Historians can't even comprehend what pic related is. How is it going to be praised for its depth if no one can understand it in the first place? My god you are dumb.

>>134955455
Low quality post from a Low IQ faggot

It don't matter which, just don't get one of the faggy versions which purposefully alter the genders and etc in translation so that God isn't 'he'

>>134955362
the rothschilds funded and helped publish the scofield bible tho and they are jews that's how you know its real! remember to support israel goy- i mean boys. it's what god wants

>>134955455
Thomas Jefferson was an enlightenment thinker. You should read the existentialists.

>>134948163
GOD IS NOT REAL RETARD

>>134955627
Thats the NIV

>>134955282
I'm actually really awed that you googled what those phrases mean, paste the result google gave you and think you're proving me wrong. You're the dumbest person i've seen on /pol/ today.

>>134955455
I see no reason to attempt to derail the thread when all OP asked was what translation of The Bible he should read (you are not scared of religion being true, are you?). Back to /r/atheism.

>>134948163
douay rheims

>>134955699
I challenge you to attend a protestant church service this sunday

>>134948163
KJV.

NKJV is acceptable but not as good.

>>134955607
Why can't it be praised for its craftsmanship?

The more you reply the more I'm realising that your brain simply doesn't work.

>>134948163
>>134948163
Zoroaster's writings, Book of Enoch, Vulgata (for you) then steal the original from the city below the Vatican.

>>134948163
Anon if you want to be challenged in your reading, read KJV
If you dont want to get a headache from reading, read NASB
NIV is no good as a translation

>>134955524
you are inept my friend
hint..the new world

>>134948163
Thomas Jefferson's version

*tips fedora*

>>134948353
Which KJV revision was the most inspired one?

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>>134955543

>So you give me the literal google search definition of it and you think you are proving me wrong?

Oh wow. I learned it in school you dumb brainlet. What? Are you now going to tell me every word definition that I know comes from Google too? It's called common knowledge you mouth breather.

>Show me 1 example of the word Dearth in any modern media. Same with Seethe pottage.

What is that going to prove anything? Nobody is arguing whether or not they're modern. I'm mocking at the fact you can't understand a 5th grade level book. Stay dumb.

>>134948163
KJV has the most tendencies to be used by Christian cults.

>>134955073

Become Christian to be Christian, not for girls.

>>134948163
It's time to write a new bible, anon.

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>>134956258
>>134955470

>>134955312
>sodomy
>hi fags take my daughters
>>134955738
Might as well go full scofield retarded

>>134948163
>tfw
>the bible and mein kampf
>elementary school texts

>>134956236
>gives google search result in his anwser
>i-i learned it in school! y-you'er stuupid

pathetic

>>134956437
christianity is a sin.

>>134948163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAgDXZfOfx0
I read KJV.

>>134956531
you're a sin

>>134955841

>Why can't it be praised for its craftsmanship?

Don't change the subject you dumbfuck. How is it going to be praised for its depth when no one can understand what it says? How are you going to praise Shakespere for his work if its "too difficult" for you to understand? Do you follow popular opinion like the sheeple yoi are?

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>>134956131
Calling me inept does not prove your point. If there is some justification for calling the KJV "divinely inspired" I'd really like to hear it - otherwise it's just more heresy for the fire.

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>>134956437

>His only argument now is that I got it from Google

top kek. Stay delusional.

>>134956930
He wasn't going to agree with anyone unless we unanimously agreed with him about the NIV

>>134956674
> How is it going to be praised for its depth when no one can understand what it says?

Well it obviously isn't because nobody can understand it you fucking moron. Why would I praise a work that I can't understand. That would make a moron (like you who praises KJV when he can't understand it).

>How are you going to praise Shakespere for his work if its "too difficult" for you to understand?

Where did I say its "too difficult"? It takes a long while before you can fluently and easily read a work of Shakespeare. It's not "too difficult", but it is difficult. I don't claim that you can pick Hamlet off the shelf and easily understand it on your first read through of it. That would be wrong. You are claiming that when it comes to the KJV of the bible though.

>Do you follow popular opinion like the sheeple yoi are?

What are you talking about here? I actually don't understand.

Dont read it unless you have some belief. If you dont yet - go read some Lee Strobel books first.

>>134956930
But you literally gave the answer that google gives. You played yourself.

>ctrl f "jerusalem bible"
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it's like pol doesnt like study bibles full of footnotes

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>>134948163
KJV is the definitive Bible of the civilisation building world conquering White Protestant.
I also have a Biblia Sacra Vulgata, a Septuaginta, a JPS Hebrew-English Tanakh, and a Luther Bible.
I use Blue Letter Bible to compare the KJV New Testament to Textus Receptus online.
There are also some really significant Reformed translations you might like to read such as the Zurich Bible, the Kralice Bible, the Neuberg Bible, and the States Bible.
KJV is the only English translation you will ever need. It's elegant and precise, and even reading the most mundane chapter will improve you as a man.

>>134957082

>Well it obviously isn't because nobody can understand it you fucking moron.

Except KJV isn't ching chong ming long language you make it seem to be. It's a symptom of low grey matter in your brain.

>Where did I say its "too difficult"?

Right here

>If you had you would understand how difficult it is to fully comprehend those works.

Also Shakespere and his works were meant to be read as a play, not a book you gullible faggot. KJV on the other hand was meant to be read as a book which is why its easy to understand.

>I actually don't understand.

Its ok. I don't want your peanut brain to overheat itself.

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>>134948163
The NWT is the most objective and accurate Bible out there.

All Bibles have in common that they are translated from the original Koine Greek and Hebrew languages with the help of other languages of the ancient world. Not even modern Greek and modern Hebrew is the same. Since those ancient languages are incompatible with all modern-day languages getting a 100% accurate Bible from them is impossible. Only 99%. There are two kinds of translations: Word-for-Word and Paraphrase. Word for word stays as close to the original words as possible but strays from some of the meanings of the sentences originally spoken. The other is paraphrase where it doesn't stick to the literal definition of the original word but strays on purposely to give a general idea. The problem with this is that it can stray to far from the original languages. The perfect Bible tries to find the middle ground between both.

The NWT is mostly word for word with some paraphrase wherever necessary.

ASV is mostly paraphrase

Reference Bible is the same as the NWT except it adds commentary

Kingdom Interlinear is mostly a giant dictionary that parallels original ancient words with modern words. Extremely word-for-word

Byington, aka The Bible in Living English is very in-between. A very good one.

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>>134951323

>Reject all desert religions

Reject all monotheism. It's unnatural filth. Cyrus II could have prevented Christianity and Islam from ever existing, but nooooooo he just had to be benevolent and let the jews return to judea. The jews in exile would have died out in a few generations and we'd be free of monotheistic lies.

If only he'd have know what evil he was letting survive.

Convert or kill, right my good little Christcucks? If only Rome had more lions.

And you're losing to Islam. Badly.

>>134958308
>Literally has New World in its name
No thanks, anon.

>>134958126
>Except KJV isn't ching chong ming long language you make it seem to be. It's a symptom of low grey matter in your brain.

Strawman. Where did I claim that I did not understand the KJV?

>If you had you would understand how difficult it is to fully comprehend those works.

I don't say it's "too difficult" there though do I?

>Also Shakespere and his works were meant to be read as a play, not a book you gullible faggot. KJV on the other hand was meant to be read as a book which is why its easy to understand.

I can still read it as a book, and many people do. KJV is a book yeah, but it can still be a difficult one. Just because it is a book it does not mean that it is easy to understand.

>I don't want peanut brain to overheat itself.

Oh sorry, I stressed your brain I see

Overall all of your arguments are extremely weak, and at this point i'm starting to doubt that you can even speak English. How long have you been in the US Pablo?

>>134959249
>Isn't aware that Jesus Christ will bring in HIS New World Order

Your loss, anon.

>>134955350
and if you don't get a wife you are divided by becoming a pedophile or a homo. catholic church is proof of this.

>>134956730
desu it's not up to me to tell you

>>134955455
where is his fedora

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>>134948163
KJV only

>>134959566
Jesus Christ spoke of three classes of eunuchs at Matthew 19:12, saying: “For there are eunuchs that were born such from their mother’s womb, and there are eunuchs that were made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs that have made themselves eunuchs on account of the kingdom of the heavens. Let him that can make room for it make room for it.” Those who are said to have “made themselves eunuchs” because of the kingdom are those who exercise self-control so as to apply themselves to the service of God. The apostle Paul recommends this as the “better” course for Christians who do not become “inflamed with passion.” These, he said, could serve the Lord more constantly “without distraction.” (1Co 7:9, 29-38) Such “eunuchs” are not persons who have physically castrated themselves or have been emasculated; instead, these persons voluntarily remain in a state of singleness. No vow of celibacy is recommended by the Bible, and “forbidding to marry” is condemned as one of the marks of the apostasy. In fact, some of the apostles were married men.—1Ti 4:1-3; 1Co 9:5; Mt 8:14; Mr 1:30; Lu 4:38;

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>>134948163

>>134948163
>>134948574
Multiple translations is the way to go for me lately. I've been liking the Expanded Bible. I've wanted to try this one for a long time now. https://www.amazon.com/Word-Study-Greek-English-New-Testament/dp/0842382909

>>134948163
Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here’s a quick test: Have you ever lied, stolen, or used God’s name in vain? Jesus said,
“Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”
If you have done these things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart,
and the Bible warns that one day God will punish you in a terrible place called Hell.
But God is not willing that any should perish. Sinners broke God’s Law and Jesus paid their fine.
This means that God can legally dismiss their case:
“For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.”
Then Jesus rose from the dead, defeating death. Today, repent and trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life as a free gift.
Then read the Bible daily and obey it. God will never fail you.

>>134958308
Oh good, thought I was the only one of you on here

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>>134948163
this is what /lit/ recommends besides the KJV and NRSV and it's really good

>>134951725
>Da Hawai`i Pidgin Bible.
The official bible translation of /pol/

NRSV seems to be the most scholarly approved.

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>>134948163

KJV is not the most accurate translation, ESV is a fairly easy to understand and conservative translation. The benefit of the KJV however is that it is the most historically popular (though most churches, including protestant ones, don't just the KJV as their primary bible anymore) and therefor it is the one which has had the greatest effect on English speaking culture and writing. As for verses here are some of mine:

>Proverbs 21:15 [NIV]
>When justice is done, it brings joy to the righteous but terror to evildoers.


>1 Corinthians 10:13 [NIV]
>13 No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.


>Deuteronomy 19:18-19 [NIV]
>18 The judges must make a thorough investigation, and if the witness proves to be a liar, giving false testimony against a fellow Israelite, 19 then do to the false witness as that witness intended to do to the other party. You must purge the evil from among you.

>Romans 10:9 [NIV]
>If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

>Mark 9:42 [NIV]
>“If anyone causes one of these little ones--those who believe in me--to stumble, it would be better for them if a large millstone were hung around their neck and they were thrown into the sea.


>Deuteronomy 25:11-12 [NIV]
>11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

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New Living Translation & New Life Version are both very good versions.

New International Version is also good. King James Version is a bad version.

NLV >Now faith is being sure we will get what we hope for. It is being sure of what we cannot see. - Hebrews 11:1

NLT >Faith shows the reality of what we hope for; it is the evidence of things we cannot see. - Hebrews 11:1

NVI >Now faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we do not see. - Hebrews 11:1

KJV >Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1