/CPD/ Shots Fired Edition

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Ah there we go. And the real Robert hours commence.

Evening, Roberts.

>>134948174
Evening my good sir!

Evening, Roberts.

>male white dancing in the street and hitting vehicles
>intoxicated and/or high

>20 yr old male off his meds
How can someone that old be that dumb?

>child screaming "don't tough my mommy"

>"don't touch my mommy"
That kid is hardcore, you go kid.

>somebody's running on a roof

>>134950981
That would be pretty disconcerting if I heard somebody walking around on my roof, so I'm not surprised that was called in.

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>>134946655
comfy

>>134946655
CHECK
>Y
>O
>U
>R KEYS ROBERTS

>man threatening suicide is unreachable by girlfriend

>Boyfriend, Benjamin, was threatening to kill himself, now is not answering her calls

>>134951791
>>134951834
F

On a side tangent, is it usually this quiet on a Tuesday night on here? Or is it because of such big happenings on the rest of the board?

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>>134946655
poast

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>>134948174
sup

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>>134952101
attention spans have shrunk

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>>134952101
its mostly because of the rally today
should be back to normal in about 3 A.M. or whenever the shill's go to sleep
just sit back and wait

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Check yo keys Roberts...time to get /comfy/

>woman in hall screaming
>assault in progress

>male riding a motorcycle on the bike path

>patient tried to drown himself in the bathtub

>>134954017
>>134955204
>>134955682

All in a day's work... awesome.

>female called for help
>call dropped
>heard her arguing with a male on callback
>dropped again

F

>>134955682

He's even a failure at suicide

>>134956741
F

>Large group with guns
Is there gonna be a shootout with Robert?

>female bleeding from the neck

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Six
Six shots fired
AH AH AH AH AH

>person getting shoved into car against will

>Guy beating his kids and GF at mcdonalds. He's forcing them into a black ford taurus

>Barking doge

>Dog in the backyard, and it is an ongoing problem

>>134948837
These threads and comments like this are just fucking great. Keep it up Roberts.

>Female black pick-pocketing people

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TWO
TWO shots fired
AH AH AH AH AH

>person shot at the hospital

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>>134959532

>>134946655
AKA Sounds of the Jungle

>shell casings
>blood on the ground
>drugs on the ground
>and a shoe

>shot in the left arm and in the ass

>said this is a drug house
>door is broken
>there are bicycles

>>134962800
>whatever that means

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>6 gun shots heard

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>horde of homeless people roaming the park

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Swallowed a razor

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>>134965302
No thanks.

>>134955072
just scrolling down now, that is fuckin awesome

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>FOUR TO SIX
>FOUR TO SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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slow night roberts. but just a daily reminder that blacks do not have the institutional power to deploy racism

>caller was hit in the stomach and is bleeding

>>134968494
is that the fight between neighbors? during which blood got 'all over the place?'

>>134968788
Who knows?

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>>134968188
>88
Blacks truly hate you and your family. They want you dead.
I love how they kill themselves every night for our entertainment.

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>>134969065
hard to tell i guess, a lot of overlap in these scenarios

>one gunshot wound to the waist
>one to the right knee

>>134969214
the south and west sides are like a giant zoo exhibit. high entertainment value

>>134959532
>>134959738

which hospital? did anyone hear?

>two males shot

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I hope you've all been /comfy/ tonight. I'm about to go to bed, but have to listen for a little while at least.

>drive by bat attack

>>134946655
>who wants to RETRIEVE her belongings at 2:30 IN THE MORNING

the sass is real

also body removal

>citizens are so ungrateful

>female black being dragged into a carwash
>there's a pigeon flying around inside the store

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>>134946655