Want to know something about Jew York?

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>>134944493

fucking kikes doing shit to get around their religious rules yet pretend to be precious and persecuted for it

>>134944493
Yes, this shit is real lads...

>>134944493
jews will find a loop hole for anything

So ethically you can walk into any observant jews house and take stuff? Since you're already "inside" their private space.

>>134944493
They've got one of those in Pittsburgh as well. Orthodox kikes keep pushing strollers and shit on the Sabbath and it pisses me off.

Apparently they're trying to get one set up somewhere on LI and the locals are all up in arms about the kikery. top kek

>>134944493
My kike co-workers use this belief to leave work early on Fridays.

>>134945035
Yeah this is some top tier kikery and we should spread awareness.
Enough of all those tricks.

>>134945288
I couldn't figure out wtf was going on until I asked a Jew and he was like
>oh
>yeah well the rabbi can cast magic spells along certain streets

wat
And yet they make fun of buying indulgences

>>134945049
They do it everywhere and it's a scam if they trick their way out that should be exposed.

>>134945606
kek, yeah it's like buying penis enlargement pills or magical hair growth stuff. A scam.

>>134945035
Post pics of the Pittsburgh one. I'm curious to know what it looks like

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What if it were to be torn down by vandals?

>>134945957
They would be fucked because their magical spell doesn't work anymore. Oh well I guess they could spend $1billion on a 24h maintenance crew keeping it up...

>>134944493
>UN HQ is free from jewish sabbath spell
what do they mean by this.

>>134945035
>somewhere on LI

LI is literally full of kikes

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>>134944493
Jews are fucking out of control

Compared to Orthodox most modern Jews aren't really all that bad. I can't even imagine if Orthodox Jews were in power in the USA. These faggots are evil

Pure kikery

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I wonder who's behind this...

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>>134944493

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>>134945288

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It would be a shame if someone started tearing that shit down.

Then it would make the news.

Then people would realize this is a conflict between church and state.

What a catastrophe that would be.

>>134945902
I've never gone to look at it, but eruv.org lists:
>Eruv Status/Hotline: 4124211437 opt. 1
and a map that's broken in my browser

>>134946193
>LI is literally full of kikes
I know. That's what makes it hilarious that people are against it

OK so that's the official explanation.

Anyone willing to take a guess at what the actual explanation is?

Protip: it's a fiberoptic cable

>>134946465
Chuck a chain over the power lines so one end rests on this wire.

Sadly its a poor plan, it wont kill any merchants, just some mexican labourer as Jews never ever EVER do any phyiscal work ever.
Why the fuck do they even need this wire, HOW WORKSHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO CONSIDER CARRYING A FUCKING BOOK A HARD DAYS WORK????????

Get the fuck in the ovens you cunts!!!

>>134946625
It's actually some fucked up fishing line installed by the rabbi.

>>134945957
We'll that's be a hate crime. I'm curious to hear how they got the OK to hang their religious yarn on a public utility pole. Can christians hang crucifixes on road signs so long as they don't obstruct the view!?

>>134944493
So they found a way to skirt religious law? Sounds about right.

Tear it down?

>>134944493
>that shit literally costs $140k per year
Literally how? Why can't they just put it up once, keep it up, and only occasionally replace it if it breaks or something?

>>134946706
They can't even operate a light switch on the Sabbath. This allows them the excuse to bully a Shabbos Goy slave to do all the work for them on the day of rest.

>>134946287
kek

It's like setting your watch back to have a midnight snack so you don't eat past 9pm

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

>>134946873
because it's fucking fishing grade wire that breaks down weekly.

>>134944493
Why do jews think their God's a retard?

>>134944493
Leave it to the kikes to make up loopholes in their own religion so they don't actually have to practice it

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How hard would it be for a few anons to go around the city tearing this shit down?

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MAKE YOUR OWN GENDER
>MAKE YOUR OWN GENDER
MAKE YOUR OWN GENDER
> MAKE YOUR OWN GENDER

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>>134946952
well I guess that's one good way to make more shekels

>>134946952
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>134947358
It's more about the total fraud that those rules are and how deep they go to circumvent them.

>>134946952
>that shabbos goy bit
is this a joke

Today (you) learned this. Congratulations! Now go tell everyone at reddit about this cool new thing you learned about and see how long it takes for them to bury it with shit like "TIL: Herpes isn't so bad and you should be totally cool with contracting it willingly"

>>134948036
Fuck off ankike

>>134947954
I wouldn't say the rules are fraudulent, just the ones practicing them. Compare it to the 'KosherSwitch' bullshit here >>134946952 and see their fucking childish reasoning for it. "Well, all we're doing is moving a piece of plastic. If the lights HAPPEN to turn on because of that, we can't be held accountable". It's beyond retarded.

>>134945035

There is one near SDSU by my house in San Diego.

Jews always have ethical loopholes.

>>134948291
Yep, it's on the level of retarded of some of my muslim employees that wire 20 CHF to their imam for every day they don't fasten on Ramadan to compensate for it.

It's all about the levels of "we follow the rules but stretch it above the limitations", yet you still have to respect our "religious laws"

>>134947346
It's a point of debate. The original discussion is what exactly qualifies as an area for travel because carrying only applies between areas. The traditional understanding is four walls and a set boundry.

So, walls for a town were considered areas. Since walls no longer really exist in most areas, the eruv is a stand in for a wall. Technically, a wire can be considered a very small wall. You won't find them in certain areas because they're a bit dodgy, like Crown Heights.

>>134948978
Fucking incredible. They make such a show of it, but it really means nothing to them.

>>134948291
Turning on lights be is considered a rule violation because it

>Consumes fuel from a fire "kindling new fire"
>Completes a circuit "building"

The device is no different from a shabbos lamp (a lamp that has an opaque shade with a hole in it. Turn it on or off by covering the hole with the shade) most houses wouldn't have it though due to fences around Judaism.

>>134949314
G-d forbid you should think perhaps only 5,999,999 souls were lost in the holocaust, though.

Giving this thread a good night bump.

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>>134944493
its called the jew code and its the illuminati end game
all of the world belongs to one single jew and therefore is private property
this means the sabbath can be observed perfectly by every jew on earth for 2 sabbaths in a row thus bringing in the messiah

IT IS A SPIRITUAL boundary made from wire just one centimetre thick but a planned Jewish eruv around St Ives has divided residents of the upper north shore suburb.

Jewish residents of St Ives have long tried to create an eruv around the suburb: a zone marked by overhead wire within which orthodox Jews are permitted to carry objects out of doors on their sabbath and holy days, which would otherwise be forbidden.

Without an eruv, observant orthodox Jews are unable to carry anything outside, no matter its weight or purpose, or push prams or wheelchairs.

There are eruvs in Perth, Melbourne and in Sydney's eastern suburbs, the third of which includes wire along the promenade at Bondi beach.

http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/residents-draw-line-over-jewish-boundary-20100702-zu5p.html

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>>134946287
Nice work , Anon.

>>134951482
Who the fuck let Jews into Australia? They're a death sentence.

>>134951690
I'm ethnically Jewish but religiously was raised Catholic so if they didn't I wouldn't exist

>>134951844
What does that have to do with anything?

>>134946287
Jej

>>134944493
Its not translucent, its a white rope and its pretty obvious

>>134944493
>make up rules to follow
>then make loopholes in the rules you made up
maximum over jew

>>134951173
It wouldn't matter. Carrying really isn't in the right translation, it's more "transferring between areas." You can for instance carry things throughout a house. Private domains are defined by walls and set area. E.g., the king's kingdom isn't a private domain. His house would arguably be, but the shared area would be public.

>>134952277
You also can't build a small four walled enclosure and claim everything else is a domain.

>>134951690
And on top of it they're probably all proud and shit to a part of the vibrant and beautiful ''Australian Jewish Community'' that nobody knows even exists.

>>134947346
God didn't give the rules that Jews actually follow. Jews gave themselves those rules.

>>134952230
It's all a difference between fences and actual law. It's kinda like

>Is turkey bacon kosher?
Legally, it can be. Rabbinically, the fence is more like
>If it looks like bacon, people might see you eating it and think it's real bacon and thus believe eating bacon is okay.

That's what most of this is. For instance, you aren't allowed to carry between areas, but can I wear a backpack? Why is it different than any other garment I wear? Am I allowed to carry a gun in a holster since I am technically wearing it? Is wearing a hat not technically carrying it?

>>134953073
>If it looks like bacon, people might see you eating it and think it's real bacon and thus believe eating bacon is okay.
I'll never forget the time I was waiting in a Jewish barber shop on the Sabbath (he's closed on Sundays, oddly) and in ducks a terrified Jewish woman who proceeds to nervously peer out the window at the parade of Jews on their way to the temple down the street.

>omg
>was that rabbi leviberg?
>did you see?
>do you think he saw me park?
>is he going to know I drove on the Sabbath?
>what do I do?
>can somebody go check if anybody is looking?

>>134948978
I used to goto Catholic church as a kid. One of the priests offered a guaranteed ticket to heaven if the parents donated $1000 for each kid and we participated in some ceremonies. I am literally guaranteed to go to heaven no matter what.

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>>134944817
Jews have been following their religious kike books for so long that they evolved in such a way to become masters at evading laws and finding loopholes. At they same time they de-evolved their sense of morality since they get all their guidance from books and not the part of their brain that processes empathy. Not only that but their practices of baby circumcision without anaesthetic causes pain so great that the trauma permanently damages the same part of the brain. This is why they make such great lawyers; they know how to absolve anyone of any crime, including themselves.

>>134953306
Yeah, definite no. Also, why was a Jewish barber open?

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>literally Jewing God

>>134953664
Because it's an orthodox community surrounded by and infused with non-Jews. He doesn't give a fuck. To him it's just another business day. He also fucks around with crazy 25 year old girls all the time even though he's got to be getting close to 70.

Jews always break their own rules. I don't usually go on Saturdays anymore but I used to see Jews going in for a haircut on Saturdays regularly, carrying in a book to read, and all the rest.

>>134944493
this is literally full pharisee

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>>134946203
>Compared to Orthodox most modern Jews aren't really all that bad. I can't even imagine if Orthodox Jews were in power in the USA. These faggots are evil

They're both bad, the orthodox mafia basically does all the gay shit but the rest of the kikes just follow along with it and find ways to facilitate it. Those orthodox kikes already own all western government through the banking system.

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>>134949140
>Technically a wire can be considered a very small wall

For what? Microscopic ants that are flying through the air at 30 ft? I thought liberals were bad with their mental gymnastics but jfc.

>>134951482
Does it still count as carrying something if it's in your pocket or does it have to be in your hands? Stick of gum in the pocket, kosher or no?

>>134951173
Shut up , you have given away the secret.
They will punish you

>>134953360
Ok so go break their wire

>>134944493
You guys should really relax it's just a little piece of like thread that encloses a small neighbor Hood area it's harmless

>>134946952

>comments disabled

i would like to know what kind of comments we missed

Beverly Hills evru

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>>134949140
>>134949537
>>134952277
>>134952414
>>134953073

Literal Rabbi Shmuel in here trying to rationalize this shit to us.

>>134954074
>In modern times, when housing is not typically organized into walled courtyards, rabbinic interpretation has permitted this requirement to be met by creating a continuous wall or fence, real or symbolic, surrounding the area to be aggregated. The fence is required to have certain properties and consist of structural elements such as walls or doorframes. When the fence is symbolic, the structural elements are often symbolic "doorframes" made of wire, with two vertical wires (often connected to utility poles) and one horizontal wire on top connecting them (often using utility wires). The use of symbolic elements permits an eruv to make use of utility poles and the like to enclose an entire neighborhood of a modern city within the legal aggregation. In contemporary Jewish discourse, "an eruv" frequently refers to this symbolic "fence" that creates and denotes the boundaries of a symbolic "walled courtyard" in which a halakhicly (from "halakha," meaning the body of Jewish law) valid property aggregation can take place, rather than to the aggregation or legal status of the properties.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
Their kikery knows no bounds.

>>134956543
>pants split open
>jacket possibly ripped
>hat still nicely in place

Do they use glue?

>>134944493
Such autists lmao

i really don't get this

just fucking reform your religion and drop the stupidest rules (like this)

or just fucking not take them so literally? u can observe the sabbath and focus on 'resting' but if u need to turn on a light or run a fucking errand, thats life


time to get in the <holy anointed fish line business

some jew is making a killing on fish line

>>134957168
Who do you think you are, Jesus?

I THINK YOU NEED A GOOD DOSE OF THE CROSS

>>134946952

Someone please meme this into the switch for the gas chamber.

>>134957168
>hurr durr let's throw the money changers out of the temple
brb calling the cops

>>134946287
10/10

>>134953721
Kek

>act like your faith is important enough to you that you get persecuted for it
>come up with loopholes and kike tricks at every turn whenever it is mildly inconvenient to you

Why even be Jewish, if you don't want to take part in the religion just fucking don't.

>>134944493
>that shit literally costs $140k per year
Do taxes pay for it, or do the jews pay for it themselves? I honestly don't mind as long as they pay for it themselves

>>134949537

But we don't really know if the light will turn on. There's a chance it won't.

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>>134958639
>do the jews pay for it themselves?

u have to ask? lololol

>>134958650
It's Schroedinger's light switch.

>>134958639
They pay for it with profits from our financial institutions.
http://eruv.nyc/#details

>>134944493
enclosed space, what about a camp, perhaps with a fire to keep people warm in the cold weather

Jews are allowed to work and shit like that on the Sabbath, they are not allowed to produce things though.

Fucking kikes

No surprise. Jews find loopholes in a lot of religious laws. Kosher foods don't mix meat and dairy in the same meal so Jews eat fish instead.

>>134958639
>>134959240
Haredi Jews get lots of gibs despite having a literally third world unemployment rate on purpose.

>>134946287
HOLY KEK MADE ME SNAFFLE

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They try so hard to find loopholes in their own laws, do you goyim believe that they wouldn't try to find loopholes in ours?

>>134944797

>yfw that wire is not for religious purposes, look at who put it in and its actual CABLE not just a wire.

>>134946952

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL.

>>134960113
What do you think the entire legal system is?

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this site traces back to western europe

>WHAT THE FUCK!

>>134946952
It is amazing being able to see a heeb jew themselves

>>134944493
Does god ever get pissed at being jewed by his jews?

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>>134946952
We haven't even gotten started yet goys.

>>134962062
the shekel industry makes itself!

dumb goyim can't compete!

>>134946287
>>134946952
>>134962062
lmao

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>>134957321
>we didn't technically gas these Jews there was just a chance it might happen

>>134953073

Where can I learn more about the Torah? I've been reading Rashi's commentaries on Bereishit on Sefaria and Chabad. Any recommendations?

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>>134963350
holy shit

>>134946287
someones gotta stop these kikes

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>>134944493
Nothing like Jews.

They will try and jew their own god to get around having to do what agreed to in a contract.

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>>134956359
it's fucking enormous. the biggest in the US.

>>134961866

Yeah, he killed half of them in Egypt with a "angel of death" , made them starve in a 40 year pilgrimage in the siani desert, blew up their culture 3 times... so God has rebooted his "chosen" ones about 9 or 10 times in 2800 years. And they still don't get it. God must be the worst system engineer in the world to keep rebooting his "best creation" expecting it will fix itself.

>>134946287
Bad goy. Made me kek hard on the train.

>>134964558
Proof that Azrael killed half?

>>134945049
This is called Summer Fridays, it's a NYC proposition to allow coworkers to spend more time with their families and less time commuting...

>>134945049
yes, they want to leave early to prepare for Shabbat

>>134964899
It would have been too much work to turn all those light switches off before leaving for work.

OY VEY!

>>134946952
wow they even got Seth Rogan in it

>>134964973
there are other things, general preparation, lighting of candles, preparing challah, etc..

>>134965089
I know, you can't prepare the challah bread on time, and who will light the candles (start a fire) if you don't graft the goyim?

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>>134944493
Next level kikery

>>134964350
that's a lot bigger than just Beverly Hills, it's Bel Air, West Hollywood, half of Sherman Oaks...that is absurdly big.

and there's a translucent wire encircling all that just so people can carry stuff on Saturdays??

>>134953432
>haha can't touch my wife but I can fuck her through a hole in a sheet haha

>>134961866
Absolutely. The entire Old Testament is basically Him punishing the Jews for being lying heebs and disrespecting God. He got so tired of it, He gave up on them and kicked them out of Israel in 70 AD for rejecting Jesus. Contrary to what Zionist Christians will tell you, the jews are no longer God's chosen people.

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>>134956359
>>134964350
>he's surprised that anywhere in LA is coated in a heavy layer of jew magic

Valley Eruv

http://valleyeruv.org/

>Covering approximately 27 square miles, the Valley Eruv is one of the largest widely accepted Eruvs to be found. Since its inception in the early 1980's it has helped countless families to better enjoy their Shabbos and has helped beyond measure the exponential growth of the greater Valley Jewish Community.

Their website is also exceptionally jewish

>>134965699
I used to live in Cheviot by the 10

I never noticed it, but then, I never knew about the kikery that is the eruv when I was living there.

>>134965699
Yes, and do degenerate things under the watchful eye of the Jewish god

Welcome to the jungle baby, you gonna get goyed

>>134965699
yes, it's an eruv. Transferring between domains is one of the 39 melachot.

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>>134965978

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>>134963612
Kek

>>134965881
And the they had so many chances to stop being shitheads, as documented in their OT.

Can't really blame God.

>>134944493
kek

HA WE FOOLED GOD AGAIN, OY VEY!

>>134944493
nice eruv ya got there

would be a shame if something happened to it

>>134964350
From their website kek
>Muktzah
The prohibition of muktzah safeguards us from prohibited activity on Shabbos and ensures that Shabbos is different from all other days of the week.
Many articles are “mukztah” and prohibited to move on Shabbos. Some of the more common are:

Any item which has no Shabbos functional use such as pets, stones and credit cards.Any item so valuable that one expends extra care to protect and safeguard it such as passports, checks and other expensive items.Any item which cannot be used on Shabbos or whose intended use is for after Shabbos such as car keys or an umbrella.

Eruv “do nots”
Practically speaking, what we learned above means that users of the eruv are strictly prohibited from:

using an umbrellariding a bicycle, scooter or using roller skates

WHAT IS ALLOWED
Commonly used articles that do not pose a problem on shabbos include:

baby carriages and strollerscanes, walkers and wheelchairsfood (concerning giving/receiving presents on Shabbos, consult your Rav)handkerchiefsgloves and rain hatshouse keysa siddur or sefermedicines

One must be certain that any muktzah items are removed from the above before Shabbos starts.

Checking the status of the Eruv
The Rabbinical Council of California has committed itself to the ongoing supervision and checking of our eruv. In addition to the Eruv Vaad Halacha, an eminent Talmid Chacham, well versed in the intricacies of eruvin, has been hired to check the eruv weekly. Wherever and whenever a problem develops, we will move as quickly as possible to fix it. Nevertheless, weather conditions and other natural and manmade problems will sometimes cause every eruv to fail.

Therefore, nobody should use the eruv without making sure it is operational for that Shabbos. EVERY Erev Shabbos one should do one of the following:

call the ERUV hotline at877-ERUV-INFO

The jews are insane, toppest of keks

>>134966688
>NO UMBRELLAS OR BIKES OR ROLLER SKATES OR GOD IS ANGRY

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>>134953432
They are con-artists LARPing as real people.

>>134966688
it must complete a circuit and have a current running through it so they know it's intact.

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Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
— Kenny Powers

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with stupid religious cults and ther bullshit meme rules.

27 km of fishing line around LA? wtf jews? wtf ? how does that help u make shekels, destroy america, spread communism, or scam the goy? whats is the point?

laffin @ ur hilarious jew magic bullshit

this is like mormon underwear protecting against indians tier logic.

hilarious

>>134966495
holy shit

>>134948926
I go to SDSU, where is this kikery?

>>134968738
http://sderuv.org/about/

>>134949140
>Technically, a wire can be considered a very small wall.
be sure to let Trump know all we have to do is construct a border wire, you know, to keep all the bad hombres out

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>>134968877
>http://sderuv.org/about/

Any of our guys that are in an area enclosed by a magic Jew wire need to organise to sabotage it on a regular basis. Trap the kikes in their homes.

>>134946287
hahaha

Is there a religion that only comes out on sunday, in areas that aren't restricted by wires? Sounds like a holy war brewing.

>>134971884
Jew sabbath is Saturday.

>>134953360
gotta love those indulgences

>>134972014
gotcha, thanks
>start new religion, only come out on saturday, NOT SUNDAY, in un-wired areas

>>134947980
You must not have any Jewish neighbors. I got asked to do that exact kind of shit all the time growing up.

Got a suburb fenced off with this special magic wire or whatever in Sydney also.
Prob Melb as it's got a high Jewish population

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>>134974213
KIKED

Also notice the "Eruv Hotline" is a 1900 number. Never change, kikes.

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>>134946287

is there any actual pictures of this?

>>134944493
fake and gay.

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>>134946287
Top zozzle

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>>134945957
crazy shit's happened before

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>>134975574

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>>134946350
>cut it down

This is old news as fuck, I'm surprised no one has tried snipping it

>>134944493
Then we cut the wire...

>>134975337
END OF ERUV
-----------------------------
ERUV ENDS HERE

>>134976183
We can finally put all the rope cutting drones that were designed for HWNDU to use

>>134944493
Apparently the Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn kept tearing the eruv down there because it was cheating, which it is.

That's why there isn't one in Brooklyn, only Manhattan

>>134946952
the (((guy))) was touch his door knob when he asked that cooness to go up into his room

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>>134974358
Damnit, my workplace is inside the Jew wire.

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>>134944493

You think that shit's weird.

How do you think they get up and down tall buildings in New York?

You think they take the stairs, as some kind of ritual self flagellation in sacrifice to Yahweh?

Nah son.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/33482768/ns/us_news-faith/t/rabbinical-ruling-causes-havoc-elevators/#.WXhMclGQwjI

Funny thing is they didn'teven need a special elevator company to make this possible.

Otis Elevator (from New York) has been doing this for years, and it's a setting that comes standard (not by default, but pre-programmed as an option in the software in case the building needs it)

>>134944493
gas the kikes, only solution

>>134977273

Oh fuck, the best part.

>>A non-Jew known as a Shabbos goy may be employed to press the buttons and hold the door for Jewish people, in buildings that do not have Shabbat elevators.

>>134974358

Why is that one part excluded? What is in there?

>>134964350
I used to work at Sherman oaks and seeing this, my old place is literally on the border of Jews and non Jews. Lucky it wasn't on the Jews side

>>134965699
>>134977832

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>>134977651

>>134944493
>they are kiking even their own god
They truly know no limits.

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>>134944493
get some mental health counseling

>>134977273
Introducing the Kosherwitch!
https://youtu.be/NdbkvJznmwU

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>>134978000

You see these things in some of the suburbs here.

You also aren't supposed to use electricity, apparently, so some jews wire their tv to start automatically and tune to their favourite shows (finance news etc) during the sabbath

>>134978417
t. upset kike

>>134978439
Don't you dare out jew me!

I'm good with gassing these jews.

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>>134978766

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>>134946952
huh

I dont get it, shouldnt it be more about intent?

>>134979182
They can't make sparks or fire... Thus moving plastic is kosher.

You know what this means right? As long as we use a condom it's technically not rape.

>>134944493

Why do you stupid goycucks are about this?

It doesn't affect you at all.

>>134979339
Gonna snip yo mo fuckin jew wire!

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>>134979371
you'll have to get through me and my crew first, yeah that's right, we have a black

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>>134979339
(((you))) cost the goyim money.

>>134979532
dindu is an honorary kike? like always, coons strive high.

>>134979339
can you wear wool on sabbos? is producing static okay?

Can you Smoke Crack on Shabbat? Or is it specifically outlawed?

>>134981067
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activities_prohibited_on_Shabbat#The_thirty-nine_creative_activities

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>>134946203
>most modern Jews aren't really all that bad
>I can't even imagine if Orthodox Jews were in power in the USA.

Nice try kikenhiemer. Fuck off with your jew bullshit

>>134944493
>you are not allowed to work on sunday
>but if you stretch a wire around yourself, you can do whatever

are jews literally jewing their own g-d?

>>134969241

You can thank chabad house. I went to state in the 90s and those kikes were a pest then.

Cant imagine how had it is now. They love pimps and hoes night because they stand and laugh at the goy children for being degenerate.

Jews. Expelled fpr a reason since 6000 BC

>>134956543
>>134949140
>The traditional understanding is four walls and a set boundry.
>Since walls no longer really exist in most areas, the eruv is a stand in for a wall
>you don't need walls, goyim, we've got this eruv right here
It also functions as a subtle attack on the idea of national boundaries, kind of a 2-for-1 deal. Thanks for sharing your wisdom with us, rabbi.

>you think that's bad...try getting money out of a Jew on Saturdays.

wtf i love fedoras now
http://www.timesofisrael.com/atheist-group-remove-miami-beach-sabbath-eruv/

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>>134948291
>It's beyond retarded.
This is how jews think on a daily basis. Is it any wonder regarding the disproportionate number of jew lawyers? It's literally the same argument any lawyer would make. Lying is in their blood. These swamp creatures are mental.

>>134961147
Your comment is very stupid and you should feel like an idiot for making it.

>>134983053
It's true though. The entire culture is built around trying to out-Jew eachother.

>>134946193
it's full of kikes but also conservatives who, given new York origins, don't trust anyone or anything. ergo especially some weird Jewish string.

>>134953432
Has great explanatory power. Except for the part about baby dicks.

wait is daylight savings time also a Jewish plot?

>>134953360
What BS on the priest's part. The Catholic church got rid of indulgences shortly after Luther created his little stir.

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>>134982532
It's all about the shekels they say

>>134946880
have you seen that video with the sabbath-proof light switch? I keked for hours

>>134983599
That comes from Benjamin Franklin, who is a shady fellow from the Hellfire Club. I don't think he's Jewish, but it might have come from some demonic influence during one of his drinking binges.

>>134983762
No, but I did watch the Kosher Switch video and lost it at the scene where that woman hits the lights on her way out the bathroom and then slaps her head like
>OY VEY IT'S THE SABBATH WHAT AM I DOING
and turns them back on.

I think we've all been there

>>134946952
>these are the people who control 99% of the world's wealth

Really cracks the pistachios...

>>134965646
Don't think I didn't notice that flag, Fiji.

>>134964803
Nice reddit dots.

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>>134978556
An elevator may be marked with a sign noting that it is specially configured for Shabbat observance.There are several ways the elevator works (going up and down); stopping at every floor, stopping at alternate floors, or rising to the top floor and stopping while going down.

>>134944493
>>134980972

>>134984880
You know they do that just to piss off everybody else.

>>134945957
>What if it were to be torn down by vandals?
Put crucifixes on all the lampposts with the cabling.
When they remove the crosses cut the wire.

>>134946287
OY VEY

>>134962062
What does this mean? Why would you tear?

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>>134985250

>>134985250
>some brands of facial tissues have sheets that are connected by tiny perforations. When you pull a tissue, you are actually tearing one tissue sheet from the next. ** This is related to the melacha of Mechateich, which is prohibited on Shabbos.
Tearing paper is considered work.

>>134985508
oishisou~

>>134985780
Oh ok thanks. I thought they meant tearing their ass somehow because they ran out of paper.

>>134985780
g-d's chosen wouldn't have made it out of Egypt and across the desert with no food if they had teared paper on the Sabbath.

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>>134956856
no, just clips

>>134978432
1:25 "SHABBOS GOY"

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how did white ppl let this happen

South Dakota is the only state in America without the Eruv nonsense. Can you whites and native americans continue this tradition?

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>>134946952
Oy gevalt!

>>134977651
>tfw there's a white version of an uncle tom house nigga
>it's a Shabbos Goy

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>>134981741
>jews literally jewing their own g-d

Hand rubbing intensifies

>>134987375
[hebraic kvetching]

>>134947980
No. It's even mentioned in the (((Talmud))) that it's prohibited to use your goyim slaves on the sabbath.

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>>134989559