prove that you weren't born within the turn of the century

It took 45 minutes to load a fucking picture. And sometimes it didn't even finish loading

lemonparty.org is the only redpilled party which was banned by the fbi because it was so popular.

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>>134936872
>but I was born after 1900, OP

You've got mail.

bonus.com

>>134936872
jesus.com was this dude who dreesed like jesus and invited women to come bathe with him

https://web.archive.org/web/20010202062700/http://jesus.com:80/

I visited meatspin.fr BEFORE it turned into the cutting-edge tech paradise it is now.

fuck.com

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I'm so old I remember the Libertarian party used to talk about gay marriage, and running a nigger for President.

Typical device for storing data had 1.44mb of space.

>>134936872
>>134936872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

This for 1 minute thirty when connecting, When people were calling you could hear their voices all mangled through the modem

Before cell phones and 3d videogames kids would play outside and ride bikes, build tree forts, play backyard sports.

Can one still make a collect call?

>>134938029
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !!!!

That fucking sucked major faggot balls !!!!

I had to turn a dial to use the phone.

>When we finally got DSL in my shitty town
Good lord anon, that was the day.

>>134938040
I loved building forts bro. We set booby traps up around then and shit. Damn that was fun times

>>134936872
Altered Beast

>>134936872
Calling your school's payphone to yell at freshman was hilarious

>>134938170
1-800-COLLECT

>>134936872
I used to love watching the all new episodes of Alf and American gladiator.

>>134936872
Up up down down left right left right select start

>>134936872
>>whitehouse.com used to be a porn site

Oh hell. I didn't even realize that shut down.

Jenny McCarthy nudes.
Check m8 oldfags.

I remember dial up internet and mother getting pissed that no phone calls were coming through

Why the fuck do mods allow this?

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The first meme was a dancing baby. Was that kek telling us about the importance of life?

>>134938451
Wrong
Up down up down left right left right b a b a select start

>>134938395
I used to call collect, except give a message when it said "say your name" and hang up for a freebie.

>>134938451
You forgot B A B A

Pagers aka beepers

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Jazz Jackrabbit

>>134936872
cucumber melon body lotion and ytmnd. fucking raptor jesus man.

>>134938040
my parents had to send my sister to come find me and my brother at bedtime because we were miles from home playing army with the neighbor kids because there was absolutely no reason to be inside

>>134938451
NUTTERTOOLS

>>134936872
Pump gas, THEN go inside and pay total amount with cash.

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OH GOD !!!!

THIS IS THE OLD FAG RETIRMENT THREAD !!!

>>134938238
hello r*ddit

I was like 12 at tge time but I watched the autistic Tom Green/Girltalk raids live

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Way to watch porn if you did not have a black box.

>>134936872
I fapped to the "fuck of the month club" on rotten.com regularly

>>134938787
I kinda like it
Should we start an /OFG?
OldFag general

>>134938717
Kek, we used to play football from 3 pm to 9 pm , barely breaking a sweat and now i can't run 100 meters without seeing a bright light and hearing the voice of God saying that my time has come.

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>>134936872
Neo Geo beat the Dreamcast in the race for "play arcade games at home" years before Dreamcast came out.

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'MEMBER WHEN THE PRESIDENT GOT A BLOW JOB?

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MISS CLEO

>>134936872

Quills are messy af to use.

>>134938594
t. Bob Wehaddababyitsaboy

>>134936872
Had to save the multiplayer IP match of Age of Empires II with my buddy so that my mom could use the phone.

While we waited for her, we would animate stickdeath.com-style animations with a .gif creator using MS Paint and see who could come up with a better animation before she got off the phone.

Yeah I know that was like 2000ish but I was born in '90, I squeezed in

A mixture of yahoo! search engine queries and Ask Jeeves queries were all we had at one point.

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>>134939036
HAHAHAHA found the youngster
pic related is the OG play at home console

>>134936872
>air conditioners used to actually work good

>movies used to be decent

>nobody used to question if things were falling apart

>tv's used to be rounded and be static if you touched the GLASS screen

>the news used to be reliable and have seemingly educated wise people talk on it

>4chan used to be 90% images 5% text

>>134938573
I'll never not immediately think of Ally McBeal whenever I see that gif. Never.

>>134938573
are you forgetting about the fax memes? I've never witnessed them but I've heard tales from my father, before the internet was common people would send memes via fax machines

>>134939282
LOL whatever man. I played the first Police Quest game on my dad's PC when I was five. Man, Sierra was a great game company.

>>134936872
ebaums world le end of the world

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>>134938927
We should. After our naps, daily drinks/meds, and cookies. =)

>>134939386
>suggesting that the government was spying on you got you labeled a nut
>people trusted in government and science

>>134936872

ATDP5350007
*wheee* *fshsshhh*
*wong*wong*wong*garble*
...
You've got mail!

>>134939282
wastrel

I remember PDAs that had styluses and you had winamp and other cool shit on them.
I remember when i got my first pc dvd reader in 1997 on a compaq and i watched africa the sarhangetti.
I remember napster and kazaa.
I remember the SETUP.EXE on dos games and how you never got the music to work.

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Pic related fucked my life up when I was 12

>>134939095
BITCH STOLE MY MONEY
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=91904&page=1

Having to call in to order PPV and waiting for the channel to open up the fight, then setting the VCR to record it.

00100

>>134938893
Rditt sucks. I can't navigate that shit.

There used to be two skyscrapers in New York known as the twin towers but they were destroyed after a plane accident

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>>134937994
Oh such high tech. A typical device for storing data was also used for your favorite songs!

>>134939689
Also, watching VCR cleaner tapes loop after loop until the screen finally cleared up.

>>134938321
Wise fwom youw gwave.

>>134939460
Just giving you shit anon.
But honestly I can remember about '92 and my grandfather was already into computers big time and so was I, but he told me "One day people will send more emails to each other than handwritten letters." I seriously thought he was going crazy at that point. Damn

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Today we would have found Carmen bloodied, beaten and raped in the polizei station, with the Muslim running away

My parents bought me framed DBZ posters from Walmart.

One time I went on an AOL teens chatroom and some super christian kid was talking about how if you played stairway to heaven backwards it would summon satan, and i asked him if it followed that if, then, if you played highway to hell backwards, it would bring forth the second coming of jesus

he got real mad and said nobody can predict when jesus will come again

the first forum I frequented was an anti peta BBS in the 90s, they were all muh guns libertarians

I remember albino black sheep
I remember the original stick man movies where stickmen fought
I remeber pogs
I remember those super soakers that had some nasty green goo in them
I remember the SUPER S
i remeber when i never saw niggers EVER

The sun was yellow, not white.
Looney Tunes was Looney Toons.
Darth Vader said "Luke, I am your father."
The Queen said "Mirror Mirror" not "Magic Mirror."
Berenstein Bears was not Berenstain Bears.

Yeah, I'm old.

>>134939282
Good old Commodore 64

>>134938479

Fuck yes. And Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat and died.

>>134938757
This nigga knows

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>>134939833
It's all good, I knew you were :) My dad told me the same thing and I just couldn't wrap my head around it. Our home "rig" was an IBM with a VGA monitor and external 14.4 kbps modem that actually had its own power switch lol. Played a ton of Sierra games and Microsoft Flight Simulator on that beast.

>>134938717

Fuck yes. BB gun wars, only pump it twice or you were an asshole.

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Virtually all of today's college students have never heard the phrase 'Stay tuned for an all new episode of 'Murder, She Wrote' or 'Coming up next ...an all new episode of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'

>>134940070
What about the fruit of the loom cornucopia?

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>>134936872
Here you go.

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>>134936872

I had a Sega dreamcast back in 93. I remember playing Minecraft on it over 56k and browsing YouTube on a crude Netscape browser

Remember when the tv people would give a short synopsis before playing a movie?

>>134940219
Didn't exist in my timeline mate.

>the steel drums of late night TV
>stealing my friend's mom's Victoria Secret catalogue
>downloading porn on Limewire
When I think about it, it seems like all of my early memories involved trying to see tits on a screen.

>>134940282
Except Dreamcast came out in 1999........

>>134940282
Dreamcast was like '97 or '98 wasn't it?

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>>134939651

If you ever fapped to the Nitro Girls

>>134940365
Hm, then you arent from the real earth, just a shitty copy.
Thanks (((cern)))

>>134938451
gotta get that game genie bro

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A few years before, but I was watching this as a kid.

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>>134940487

>>134939174
hahaha my friend andrew still says that

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>>134940282

>>134940416
>>134940419
I don't know who's trolling who anymore

>>134936872
We used to play outside and no one was staring at their phone all fucking day.

persiankitty.com
also simusex.arj

>>134938907
spice channel

on a similar tip, anyone remember The Box? it was a channel where you had to call up and pay to order them to play a specific music video.
I remember thinking i was super edgy by ordering "antichrist superstar" by marilyn manson when i was like 13

>>134940416
>>134940419
And no one was using netscape when YouTube became big

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>>134938029
BWAHAHAHA

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME MAN

>>134940979
Can confirm The box. I used to call for No Doubt and Mmm bop

>>134936872
Prodigy>CompuServe

>>134940416
>>134940419
>falling for bait this hard

>>134940070
When has the sun turned white?

Also normalbobsmith
And fatchicksinpartyhats

Born 2 weeks after Mount St. Hellens eruption. Porn came in magazines most of my life... no free streaming. Music came on cassetts then CDs. We also tried to get porn by watching the static channels at the end of our slider cable box. You had to hope for a little nakedness to come thru the scramble. Sound came thru fine though ;)

Thread Soundtrack
<div style="position:relative;height:0;padding-bottom:56.21%"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3__NN16uoXk?ecver=2" style="position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;left:0" width="641" height="360" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>

>>134940036
Sweden went from no niggers to now being less than 90% white.
Please vote for the sd and save ur country. Dont wait another 15 yrs

Shit fucked it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3__NN16uoXk

MSN groups and chatrooms used to be the shit

also yahoo pool

>>134940070
youre from an alternate timeline

>>134938029
Lol and you couldn't turn it down

>>134941216
>You had to hope for a little nakedness to come thru the scramble. Sound came thru fine though ;)

When my dad discovered I had rewired the cable routing to remove the blocker and allow the basement tv to watch unscrambled cinemax, he wasn't mad, just impressed.

>>134936872
I remember playing freespace 1 on the windows 98.

>>134941139
dont speak was my jam, gwen stefani was a babe back then

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>>134938029
>Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit.

>>134936872
this i s zombocom

>>134941438
No, he's just old. It'll happen with more and more things every year, just watch

I gave my computer AIDS just for free music in addition to accidentally downloading THAT once.

>>134942105
You fucked Limewire too? What a dirty ho

>>134938238
>>134941107
>>134941512
ATM0 turned off the speaker.

>>134942237
She was asking for it

>>134942323
Well ain't you fuckin fancy

>>134942414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z55BDpwF7Q

>>134936872
My first computer used cassettes to load programs.

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>>134936872
making pointless phone calls to boot my sisters off Neopets

>>134942101
i know, im actually over 30.
i was just fucking around.
BERENSTEIN BEARS 4 LIFE

>>134942456
Shit, related vid is nuts
https://youtu.be/IF2v32xCD0Y

>>134936872

+++
ATH0


EDLIN CONFIG.SYS

>>134942527
I only played Neopets so I could play Cheat! (Bullshit!) on the regular

>>134940219
I remember the cornucopia. It was 100% a cornucopia. What does that mean.

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>>134942723
used to be able to send an ICMP message with +++ATH0 and norton firewall would severe all connections. it was fun on IRC back in the day.

>>134942545
No anon it's Beren(((stain)))

>>134936872
I watched the moon landing live, on a black-and-white TV that my dad borrowed from his workplace.

>>134940172
My bros and I just used sticks and shouted BOOM! Once we spotted eachother, se didn't hit always but you could generally know when you got hit too.

I grew up watching Kenan and Kal, the original rugrats series, and hey Arnold.

>>134936872
Thank god I thought I was stuck in a different reality and no one else knew about this. My friend took me to that glorious site in third grade and I fell in love with tig ol bitties

>>134936872
I taped songs off the radio

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this happened too

>>134938777
Proves nothing! '76' stations would let you do that into the 2000s

>>134936872
"I tried it once but I did not inhale"
-Bill Clinton

>>134937669
2001 Jesus seems redpilled af

>>134942865
WinNuke.exe

0hour on twitter created sub7

>>134939095
CALL MEE NAOW

>>134942982
My cousin and I used to play James Bond using the stick gun method.

The only problem is I was younger so I always got stuck in the role of "random hemchman who Bond kills" or "End villain who Bond kills".

He tried to tell me my part was actually better because I had infinite lives and he didn't. What a joke

>>134936872
Kazaa.com

Late night Miss Cleo phone marathons

>>134939799
Don't forget to make a backup using your hifi.

>>134937841
[type any single word here and see what comes up out of curiosity and boredom].com

>>134936872
Darude - Sandstorm

>>134936872
Sockem Boopers?
Everquest?
My dad was so pissed when i video taped over his recording of Clinton getting grilled by the press over his blowjob with episodes of Pokemon.
"what the definition of 'is' is"

SMART GUY!? Television programing to make you think black people are smart too. Was that on the Disney channel?

that movie Smart House. where the house AI goes wack. Lady who plays the voice also did... what was it.... leela in futurama?
Classic Disney originals.

That one where the kid whos really good at swimming finds out he's a mermaid at 13?

Same thing with the one who finds out he's half leprechaun?Minus the swimming but natively starts doing irish step dancing. Gotta love Disney market research.

I teethed on 9x5s

>>134943256
>tfw downloading a 360p episode of DBZ took half a day on dial-up.

>>134940070
Ahh the Morgan Freeman effect

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>>134943124
>"No thank you, I don't usually try grass"

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computer fairs attracted all of the alphas

>>134943193
yep, i remember

usenet, zmodem, and uudecode

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I was talking about this with a friend earlier and he said that not many people had these, and I called bullshit.

How many of you had a device in your house that could rewind a vhs tape really fast? Like faster than putting the tape in your vcr, pressing pause, then pressing rewind. These things did really fast.

Looked like pic related but there were various other designs.

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>>134942545
Out of all the bizarre, conspiracy shit on the Internet, this is the one that blows me away. It was stein. I was there in the 80's, and saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears. This shit is fucking real.

>>134940070
Wtf, it really is BerenSTAIN Bears now.

What can it all mean?

Zip wasn't always just a file format

>>134943645
we had one. when i asked why my parents had bought one instead of letting the VCR rewind the tapes (albeit 3x slower), they said it was to prevent wearing out the motors which were notoriously bad at the time. i'm not sure if they were scammed or not, but the device was cheap either way.

>>134938561
Because no-one but you is complaining.

>>134943645
My dad had one shaped like a racecar

>>134943395

More fun than -- a pillow fight.

Remember Bop it?

>>134943645
Yo I had one of those, shit was tight

B kind R wind, u no wat im say'n?

>>134943723
>not using arj, lhz, sqz or ace

My mum bought me the Official Pokemon Handbook before I even knew what Pokemon was, I didn't even get one of the games until Silver

It must really suck to be old as fuck and out of touch with everyone around you because all your peers are dead, and you know everything used to be so much better beyond what those around you can even comprehend, but no one believes you or cares

God, let me die honorably mid-life in the RAHOWA

>>134937049

Err that's 2017 in Australia... you loose gen y

>>134944040
>Being this naive

I used to go to a building filled with video games which I would pay 25 cents to play. Mortal kombat 2 raped my allowance

>>134944347
>nice bait

we came here to member not be self-aware, fuck outta here

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>>134944492
Bet you ¢25 the arcade was run by a jew

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>>134944451
>2 mbps

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>>134936872
>GUARDS
>guards do nothing

why live?

>whitehouse.com used to be a porn site

lol that was so hush hush among us young bros. the interwebz was crazy cool back then.

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/pol/ used to be a political board

>>134937605
My nigga. Fucking memories man. RIP.

>>134936872

I watched the X-files S1 premiere live. Shit was so cash...

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>>134936872
My first "date" I went to the movies with my gal, one of my best friends and his gal.

We went to a movie and stuff started to happen so we just ducked into another movie afterwards . Despite how horny I was and how slutty this chick was somehow nothing ever happened. The last thing I remember is her loosening my belt in a practically empty theater.

After the movie is over it's time for me to call my dad to pick us all up.

I had somehow left the phone off the hook, so no calls could get through.

Ended up calling my good friends dad at practically midnight who was in a horrible mood since he thought he had the night off.

Broke up shortly after.

Never overestimate your internet skills.

>>134944720
Warren the Non-Binary Anarchist YOLOGBTQ Ally

>>134936872
My favorite toy was an Atari cartridge with 5 button and 32 games

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>>134943004
i still have a crate full of mixtapes i made in the 90s
i dont have a cassette player though...

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>>134936872

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>>134941670

No tits, but a great ass.

>>134944750
You are thinking of /new/

>>134944969
I was so scared of X-Files commercials in the mid-late 90's. They usually came on during The Simpsons and Seinfeld reruns so it was a huge tonal clash.

>>134936872
I once played a match of doom with Reb and downloaded one of his WADs

Though I literally shit my pants when I found out who he actually was 4 months later

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On Cheers Frasier said his father was dead, but when he got his spin off show his father was alive

>>134944492
i loved the simpsons arcade game and the xmen one

>>134943707

A bunch of us are refugees from another timeline. We got blown here when the Jews at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and tried to kill God with it.

>>134936872
i played club penguin before the great purge of '17

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Back when the net was a wild west.

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>>134945082
Mine was a oddly the back piece accessory to this exact ALIEN® figurine. Thanks internet.

>>134943707
Trust me you just have to accept it

>>134945111
>most of AOL's current source of income is probably old subscriptions that people didn't cancel

Oy Vey

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>>134940036
>i remember when i never saw niggers ever
>tfw you grew up in LA county and always saw niggers but have still seen it get worse somehow

>>134936872
I fapped to danni.com and castingcouch.com back in the day. Also .shtml instead of blogs.

Leasure suit larry

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>>134944492

The original Gauntlet

I used BBSs

Anyone remember digital-dynamics?

Porn at 1200 baud.

>>134938702
This was fun

>>134940070
I too suffer immensely from this

SOMETHING HAPPENED

DID JEWS DO THIS

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Does anybody remember this website?

http://lhohq.info

>cursed AOL CDs sold on eBay with hilarious stories

>>134941380
I saw that movie in theatres when it first came out. My dad took me, I was five.
Also let..hell forced me to watch The Omen, Shining Halloween etc when I was kid. But God help me if he caught me watching a couple kiss for more than 2 seconds.

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Coming thru

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>>134945628
Shit, I have it right here in an old drawer

>>134936872
Pirates of Darkwater and peteranswers.com

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>>134936872
I was really psyched when my dad upgraded from a 300 baud terminal to a 1200 baud terminal. I read faster than 300 baud, but 1200 baud printed faster than I could read. Dumb terminals were all monochrome green and 99.9% of people don't realize this when they watch "The Matrix" movies.

Later I dressed like this (pic) and thought it was really cool.

>>134946230

First movie I went to see on my own (not with parents etc.) was Superman II in 1981 at a cinema near the airport in Toronto. And I rode the bus there for a quarter, dagnabbit

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Only old fags will remeber

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>>134945806
WE

>>134946351
>thought
You were anon. You were.

I started on 300 baud on an atari 800
Then 1200 on a zenith data systems "lappy"
Then 9600 on a gateway pc.

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>>134938926
Isn't that shit really gross

>>134946351
My dad still blasts The Cure some mornings into the street

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>>134938702
There are a few games I remember from back then. One is jazz jackrabbit. One is sam and max, the other is this one dinosaur game where we had a wheel to choose our character.

Age of empires is my favorite game ever, but that came late in the era for me.

My dad LOVED that game for some reason.

there was one other game where the kid had a blaster and it was a 2d side scroller I can't even find a single keyword for. it had like 5 games.

I was able to find that one dino game in one random thread like 4 years ago on /v/, so they would obviously be the best to to find the name of that side scrolling shooter game, but whatever I've typed too much already

>>134946546

Definitely a more innocent time. Sitcoms were completely wholesome (and just as unfunny as today) until around 1989 as I recall.

>>134946091
This is stupid. If someone changed something like that, you wouldn't notice it. It would be like the time traveler chick in stein's gate obsessively checking the clock to see if the dude was successful where the dude who could change it would be the only one to notice it changed.

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Who here knows what this device is?

>>134946792
>there was one other game where the kid had a blaster and it was a 2d side scroller

Commander Keen.

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I was obsessed with this for so long

>>134936872

Albinobkacksheep.com / Arkandkerrigan were the meme sites of the ages. Runescape was popular and scantron tests fucking sucked

>>134946546
It was called Super Vicky here

>>134942527
I'd log on AOL while my sister was on the phone because she kicked me off and this was reason enough to eavesdrop. Fun and games until her boyfriend threatened her and won himself an application of a baseball bat to his knees.

We weren't internet tough guys back then, either.

>>134941512
to be fair, AOL was able to slightly quiet it

t. knew it was the dialup modem sound without opening the video

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Do you faggots remember this??

You had to smash your fucking rectangular control so they run faster ahahahah.. amazing

>>134946854
is that a fucking skip-hop or something like that

>>134947023

I remember not liking that game during the arcade days because you just had to really quickly mash the buttons in order to win

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>>134946854
Beats me.

>>134943363
got banned from my prom because it caused people to start fucking on the dance floor

>>134946792
Commander Keen?

>>134947238
Ya it was a popular 90s toy where you skipped and it counted the number of rotations

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>>134936872

>>134947245
Wut ? Mashing buttons will just make you look retarded... someone will just fire ball you

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>>134947542

>>134937289
oh shit i forgot about lemonparty.org
i was like 13 then, and a friend showed me it. first image i saw was an old dude fisting another old dude.

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>>134946961
thats the one. thanks bruh. it was so close in my mind, but in never quite got there.

>>134947059


This is a hard one to find. But there used to be this flash video on albinoblacksheep, that was some video of a cartoon jesus getting killed over some awesome animation. the music was like polka maybe? I've searched all over alvinoblacksheep and couldn't find it, maybe it got deleted?


It was very violent, which I didn't care about, but for whatever reason part of that song stuck in my head for good. I NEED to know that song

>>134944673
This was in NH, we didn't have many Jews. We did have Greeks, which are very jewy when it comes to money.

When the only thing you could wank to was the channel 5 Friday night softcore porno.

>>134947173
Wasn't this from Master System?

>>134936872
i am older than 4chan by more than 5 years.

Had to hide hustler porn pages in my mortal kombat sega genesis case, only for my mom to find them :(
I wuz sad panda that day.

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Memeber this shit?

>>134943645
>How many of you had a device in your house that could rewind a vhs tape really fast?
I literally have one of those, actively used, in my living room

also, amandaplease.com now redirects to the nickelodeon website :/

>>134947665
Turok ?

>>134947807

And you had to be quick, too, if the naked chick was just walking from one side of the room to the other before putting her bathrobe on

>>134946546
That fucking annoying redhead

>>134947665
i always liked the second one better

>>134947956
yes

>>134940979
i was in ireland a few months ago and they basically had the same thing as the box still on the air on british TV

>>134947803
Where in NH? Mainer here

>>134936872
I saw my first porn on a BBS with a 1200 baud modem

AOL punters

>>134947821
I don't remember anon... haha, i used to play it in the original Nintendo, and it was the only game in the cartridge.

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Anyone?

>>134936872
Beer can hats were a thing in the 1970s.

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Zaxxon on Commodore 64 was the shiet.

>>134936872
top kek I remember when my middle school first got a computer lab and we were instructed to visit whitehouse.com

>>134936872
Gigapets
Tomagochi--it always ended up dead in a pile of its own feces

>>134948255
forgot to add we browsed using netscape

>>134948010
She was the early inspiration for Loli bots

>>134948184
I remember that. Glad to see that kid didn't give up on his obesity.

>>134946396
Fuck you're old. Thanks leaf!

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>Nintendo announces their first online presence
http://imgur.com/gallery/u6t61

>>134946854
i remember those things, had the resettable counter in them

>>134948218

I had that on the Coleco

>>134946854
skip it

>>134948184
IT MAKES ME WANNA FART!!!

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maniac mansion.

>>134936872
I could hit people with my phone and crack their skull

>>134946854

Skip it! I had that with my parachute army men.

https://youtu.be/MZYuGUCrkoU

5 minute game load times.

>>134948043
Agreed. I loved using the bouncing betty style landmines to blow enemies' legs off

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>>134948567
the first video games i played were wolf3d or doom but at my grandparents' house they had a really old msdos computer that had some games that looked like that, only one i remember was called police quest, i fuckin loved that

>>134948284
Dinky dino. It refused to eat anything but ice cream, so I beat it and it died of stubbornness

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Anyone ever play this?

>>134948664
>5 minute game load times.

Half an hour if you had the old Atari with the cassette storage. Totally nuts in retrospect just to play a game that was about 8K in size

>>134937049
.com? Shit we only had mags back in the day. Stuck pages and all that fun shit

>>134948564
its i hope we never part
now get it right or pay the price!

>>134948567
Holy shit, i had forgot about this!!!!

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Anyone learn how to deal with women from this game?

>>134939095
RIP

>>134949033
Wtf is this? Looks degenerate

>>134949031

MAAAAN.... spend the entire fucking game waiting for nudes. It was a hard game too.

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Night Trap

>>134948753
Police quest was the bomb. First text adventure type of game I played. And I beat wolf3d when I was like four or five, and spear of destiny shortly afterwards. I'm 30 btw.

>>134949166
Mfw too poor to afford sega cd , I always wanted to play psychonauts... I never got to.

Sticks and stones well break my bones but words will never hurt me.

>>134949279
It's on steam for like 7 bucks

>>134949279
You should torrent it and play it now, that was a great game.

>>134949031
I played the 6 only. It was the first time I was able to finish a game without any kind of help and got very proud because of that. Funny thing is I didn't even know what wanking was when I played it

>>134949031
i fapped to this snes homebrew rom called adult manga

>>134949378
Maybe one day , too busy with other life things

>>134949339
Also roger wilcos space quest games were the shit

Starterupsteve

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>>134940193
STOP FUCKING STOP I HATE TIME AND MEMORIES

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>>134949351
Anyone ever play this?

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>>134939936
Mackintosh! Pic related, first movie seen with friends at theatre unsupervised, was 11.

>>134936872
First presidential primary I voted for Pat Buchanan, wrote him in over Dole. First congressman I voted for was Ron Paul because I lived in his district.

>>134949691
Looks cool, is it a shadowgate style point and click?

Coming home from high school and jerkin' off to Kates Playground.

Great times.

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I'm only 25 years old but I feel fucking ancient and all my friends and co-workers are either engaged or married.

>>134949751
Holy shit I know that movie by heart. I quote it all the time but nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about.

>>134937841
Boner.com

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>>134936872
>I'm setting a face down card and here's a hint: it's a trap card

>>134949848
Oh ya it a game where you are a detective hunting down cyborgs hiding as humans. From konami. It's. Alex snatchers

>>134949906

26 here, i know anon. But is the perfec age for witnessing a happening.

>>134948888

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>>134948567

Fancy pants

>>134947542
Holy fuck played the shit out of that

>>134940070
It's not mirror mirror?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acuosToYtVs

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>>134950251

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Watched it during breakfast before school!

Also

>JQ

>>134949920
i dont even own A gun
let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack

>>134950735
Just today I almost said "No Stairway-- Denied!" but stopped myself

>>134950899
if youre gonna spew, spew into this

>>134950735
>>134950899

Give me the Cream of Sum Yung Gai

>>134951028
Lol my coworker was blasting 80s metal the other day and I yell to him "You going to the Gasworks tonight?" Fortunately he's a good lad and goes "Yeah, tonight it's the Jolly Green Giants and The Shitty Beatles"

I can't believe something so quality came out of SNL, from today's perspective

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>>134946546
how bout this one?

>>134950715
I remember when hadji was the only minority I had ever seen....

>>134936872
cheat codes in video games