Brit/pol/ - Based honk edition

>inb4 20 other threads

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Maitlis looking fine on Newsnight

>>134925268
Fuck gays and trannys (not that way)

Reading.

>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statute of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800), Reform Acts (1832, 1867, 1884), Representation of the People Act (1928, 1949, 1969), Parliament Acts (1911, 1949), Government of Ireland Act (1920), Irish Free State Act (1922), Irish Free State Constitution Act (1922), Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act (1927), Statute of Westminister (1931), His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act (1936), Life Peerages Act (1958), House of Lords Act (1999), European Communities Act (1972), European Union Act (2011), Northern Ireland Constitution Act (1973), Human Rights Act (1998), Scotland Act (1998, 2012, 2016), Wales Act (1998, 2006, 2014), Northern Ireland Act (1998), Freedom of Information Act (2000), Political Parties, Elections & Referendums Act (2000), Civil Contingencies Act (2005), Constitutional Reform Act (2005), Constitutional Reform & Governance Act (2010), Fixed-term Parliaments Act (2011), Succession to the Crown Act (2013), For Scotland, Laws of the Brets (1124), the Declaration of Arbroath (1320), the Claim of Right Act (1689) and for Wales, the Statute of Rhuddian (1284).


>Darcy v Allein (1603), the Case of Prohibitions (1607), Bushenl's Case (1670), Cf. Rex v Filer (1722), Bluet v Needs (1736), Rex v Gardner (1739), Malloch v Eastly (1744), Wingfield v. Stratford, (1752), Entick v Carryington (1765), Wingfield v. Stratford (1752), cf. Rex v. Dewhurst (1820), Tulk v Moxhay (1848), Hadley v Baxendale (1854), Rylands v Fletcher (1884), Foakes v Beer (1884), The Moorcock 14 P.D (1889), Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company (1893), Rex v Meade (1903), Rex v. Smith (1914),

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>being either a gerrycuck or a blackpill

>>134925437
>...Dunlop Pnuematic Tyre vs Selfridge and Co. Ltd (1915), A-G v De Keyser's Royal Hotel Ltd (1920), Donoghue v Stevenson (1932), Central London Property Trust Ltd v High Trees House Ltd (1947), Associated Provincial Picture Houses Ltd v Wednesbury Corporation (1948), Hedley Byrne v Heller (1963), Fagan v Metropolitan Police Commissioner (1969), Ramsay vs IRC (1982), Furniss v Dawson (1984), Factortame case (1990), Revill v Newbury (1996)

>Other reading: A. V. Dicey, Introduction to the Study of the Law of the Constitution, (8th Edn., London 1931), Edward Coke, The Fourth Part of the Institutes of the Laws of England (1628; this edn. London 1747), William Blackstone, Commentaries on the Laws of England (Oxford 1765), Cf. S. Halbrook, That Every Man be Armed: The Evolution of a Constitutional Right (Albuquerque 1984), James Pateson, Commentaries on the Liberty of the Subject and the Laws of England Relating to the Security of the Person (London 1877), Craik-Henderson "The Dangers of a Supreme Parliament", Statute of Northampton (1328), , 1908 Pistols Act, and the 1920, 1937, 1968, 1988, and 1997 Firearm Acts.

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>>134925268
When will brit/pol/ learn?

Brit/pol/ is for headpats and honkposting.

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>>134925268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv4eLKTp6fI

Stuck in bed beside my gf again
She gets up at 6 for work and I sleep in until 1, and stay up all night shitposting here

What a world

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>the absolute state of british conservatism

To wet my willy was my toil
Alas, my plan, it has been foiled
Upon it grow a fleet of boils
Its crisp and clean aesthetic spoiled

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STOP EATING KEBABS

>>134925688
This would be my fear.
Need based insomniac gf.

So is Brexit happening or not?

Signed up for OkCupid lads...

Some utter fucking degenerates on it. We need death camps in this country sharpish.

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>>134925370

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What does /britpol/ think of him?

I miss my cat :(

>>134925688
post feet

>>134925688
POST HER FEET

>>134925974
I've such a terrible weakness for big hips, shooped or not.

>>134925688
Stop telling us about her every night if you aren't going to post her tits or feet.

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>>134925747

>>134926068
>>134926031
Its too dark
And she's under a blanket

Also I don't want to
So no

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>>134925588
pats

>>134925977
Actually seems like a genuine decent fellow. Just a shame he was deluded on the EU project. He was regarded as quite bland in his day but Theresa May makes him look like a rockstar she's that dull.

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Britpol is doomed. We know longer honour those who made memes before us. We've forgotten our past. I barely ever see old memes on pol anymore, those great men and all their talent and for what? So we can throw it all away? Now we even have openly gay immigrants making threads and noone bats an eye lid. No this will not do. If you aren't anonymous I tell you, throw away your titles because you're leading the people astray. But perhaps that isn't realistic. No, what we need is an overman to come and lead the masses in the right direction and revive the old spirit of britpol. This is necessary if we ever want to produce memes of a high caliber ever again. Otherwise we WILL perish. Sure there'll be a board but it won't be recognisable as britpol to anyone.

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>>134925974

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Why do lefties hate white families?

>>134925978
Post pic of kitter

>>134926200
>not having feet pics saved already

It's like you don't want to appreciate the female form.

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>>134925688

tfw no gf

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I'm just gonna have a go at making a bf out of some guy I hooked up with back in Easter-time, when I get back to uni.

I struggled a long time with being gay. There's a lot more damage being done than a stable fag relationship.

>>134925697
I want to know what the fuck will happen to all the vintage cars or tank owners

>>134926272
If you have the capability to be a benevolent strong tripfag with the spirit of the old britpol to lead the masses of anons in the right direction. Do it now or forever hold your peace.

Got attacked by a group of Catholics on my way to the store, I managed to fight them off but not without great difficulty and struggle.

>>134926324
Leftists hate families in general but they have a special reserved hatred for white ones because of muh institutional racism and shieet

>>134926452
I'm autistic ignore me

>>134926272
We need YKTD back
He called out anonymongs and mummy may posters all day everyday
And always steered the conversation back to politics

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>>134926205
T-thanks, is this Kanna-chan poster desu?

>>134926450
You forgot your trip rightly so.

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>>134926510
>this

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>http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/north-korea-threatens-nuclear-strike-us/index.html

>http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/25/north-korea-threatens-merciless-blow-to-us-as-data-shows-moscow-aiding-regime.html

I want Not Bomber Rimmer to instruct Rightly So on how to have sex

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>>134926495
Godspeed lad.

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>>134926527
>Kanna-chan

>>134926272
Move and survive.

Somewhere there is a new place starting that will feel like oldpol felt to us then. We just have to find it.

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>>134926649
S-sorry desu, you tricked poor potato. . .

PATS NOW brit/pol/. Brexit depends on it.

>>134926510
>And always steered the conversation back to politics
Really it's only this that needs doing - but whenever people try to bring up political points of discussion, they're ignored. All YKTD did was engage people who made half an effort, literally anyone else could do that.

>>134926510
tbqh, the solution to the tripfag problem is, to some degree yktd. Once he left they proliferated. They are wailing, waiting for their father to return home.

>>134926720
Why don't you pat my dick you submissive little fuck?

>>134926510
YKTD was annoying as every other tripcunt when he was here. You're viewing him through rose tinted glasses.

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>>134926620
And I want them to record it

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>>134926720
Pats for brexit

>>134926665
But this is OUR board, this is where our ancestors produced their finest memes. You are the descendant of years of britpol posts and you want to abandon it now? You dishonour the quality of your ancestors and reveal your cowardice.

>>134926824
G-goodness trigfag-senpai, I just want my head patted. . .

>>134926765
>I have daddy issues: the post
Not sure whether to feel sorry for you or hit on you.

>>134926665
There are better places
But I'm addicted to the speed of Brit/pol/

Outer/pol/ used to have speed and decent content but it has become unusable
If infinity chan was faster id probably spend more time there

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*dabs back into my thread*

how are we all doing senpais...?

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>>134926620
>>134926840

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>>134926928
Brit/pol/ got anime'd and Mick'd long ago. Your ancestors' ways have been replaced with based Honkposting and headpats.

>>134926840
Oh... no I just meant a conversation...

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>>134927095
Oh, right...of course.

blair did nothing wrong

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>going to blackpool pleasure beach in august with the lads
>never been on a roller coaster before

Fuck

>>134926272
>>134926665
>being this new
Friendly reminder that Brit/pol/ has always belonged to Triplords.

>>134927018
M-marvellous thread desu Honky.

>>134927158
He stepped down
Bad move
He should have pushed to overthrow the monarchy and establish himself as an emperor

>>134926983
There's better content and less leftists shills. But there are a great deal of morons too. I had an argument with one guy who insisted that skin heads were great for the far right because 'they embody what the leftists fear'.

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>>134927182
Enjoy

>>134927182
Go on the Big one and the RAF flyer thing. I get weak at the knees at the sight of coasters but those two are brilliant.

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>>134927095
>>134927155
Well lets not be too hasty and rule anything out

>>134927182
>blackpool

>>134927182

>never been on a roller coaster before

The fuck? You must have a had a boring childhood. I went on my firsy roller coaster when I was about 8.

>>134927182
>blackpool pleasure beach
It's so shit though.

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>>134927256
agreed potato-kun

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Where's Rightly? Can you ask Hitchens on twitter whether he now regrets or at least feels bad about taking part in a demonstration outside Oxford Town Hall in protest against Enoch Powell's immigration views? Cheers lad.

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>>134926272
We could revive the old memes but people don't really believe in them anymore, those times have past. Our posters have become sexually immoral, weak and cowardly and those old memes only serve as a reminder of their own cultural failings. There will be no renaissance, no-one is studying the methods of producing the old memes anymore. Our finest minds produce nothing but feelsposts, maybe it's too late and there is going to be no saviour. YKTD was better than all of us put together and he was not good enough to stop this, what chance do we have now the situation has gotten even worse. Dark times indeed.

I tried to pop them one by one
To send them back where they came from
But when at last I'd cleared my bone
In their place many more had grown

Oh mercy mercy, wretched me
My willys not what it used to be
I wish I'd listened to wizards past thirty
And stayed away from the eternal roastie

So now I languish in lament,
Wondering where those gay days went
Could it be my willy's spent?
Or could it be saved if I repent?

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>>134927343
>yfw he's 7

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>>134927352
Fuck my life

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40719743

This is proof that we need to import fertile young men from across the mediterranean.

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>>134927018
fuwa fuwa yuru yuri fuwa fuwa uu sanhai!
Brit/pol/ is for anime

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>>134927513
Headpat posts long replaced 2am posts of shopping lists and snack boxes. Embrace the honk.

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>on Tinder
>see this

Into the trash.

>>134927603
No, thanks.

How's she cuttin Tit/pol/?

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>>134927947
Vertically.

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>>134927701
based 'anon'
>>134927749
>british women

>>134928043
"I dont see what's wrong with Mcdonalds"
>Sees "shoes"
FML

>>134927749
What is with that "I smell something bad" look roasties take as profile pics? Is it to hide their double chins?

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>>134928043
thanks honk

>>134928136
Yep.

These apps should mandate that users post a picture in their underwear, stood normally from the front, back and both sides and that they should have their passport/license photo and a profile shot from either side.

>>134928120
>not using easy throw away mcshoes

They're literally superior to normal shoes in every way
And they come with a free burger

>>134928280

^
That or just take a photo that is a smile or neutral even, not that suck on a lemon look.

Lads I bought Tinder Plus, so far no joy though.

Should I just fake my pic and photoshop it to fuck?

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>>134927513
More and more I believe we are entering into the prophesied Kali Yuga never to produce good memes ever again. The only power we had was our memes, we colonised twitter and facebook and we brought them here to mass produce memes for us. But now they feel they have just as much right to the high culture that our ancestors created as we do ABSURD. We've lost our identity and respect for our ancestors, we no longer revere pepe the frog like we used to, pepe was the reason we were able to colonise twitter in the first place. The facebook and twitter users ruined pepe and degraded him and now he is seen as something actively negative, something 'cringy'. How many oldfags would feel comfortable posting a pepe image here now? It's all so backwards and wrong.

>>134928494

Post your pic and bio and I'll help you

>>134928588

It's just me full frontal, my height and my age/job.

Should I insert some witty bullshit? I think it's all about physics appearance tbqh.

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who was our best prime minister and why was is dave?

>>134928494
>>134928778
Wear blackface and type your bio in yardie lingo.

>>134928778
Write a peep show quote

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Tit/pol/ is gay af
Gay bongs and orange fools

>>134928906
Because he could speak the language of the common folk

>>134928498
Obviously I don't agree with the colonisation of facebook and twitter. Morally, I think it was deplorable what we did to those people, they had their culture and while their memes weren't advanced as ours what RIGHT did we have to post our superior memes there and bring their people back. It's leading to the destruction of our culture. Meanwhile their culture is enjoying all the benefits of our introduction of a higher level of meme. It's all so backwards and wrong. Just to emphasise, I don't hate facebook and twitter users, I have many as friends but the fact remains that they do dilute our culture and bring very little themselves. I propose a return to separation. It would be good for us, aswell as for them. ENFORCE THE BORDERS, MODS.

>>134928778
Put nothing in your bio. They don't read it. Have photos of you doing something outdoors, no club or pub shots. Hiking and skiing are good ones, as are running photos.

You are not going to compete with Hugo Rugby or Henry Army so just look your best and take the dregs.

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>>134929166
He was committed to patting the head of every potato, Mummy May has yet to deliver on her election promise to me.

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>>134928906
>not based Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

stop being so boring you nerds

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>>134929348
of course not, kys.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFwN5HulyHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK8OORgLxgQ

Why don't you real scotsmen (not filthy anglos or anglo arse lickers) make an Alba/pol/?
British is only a stupid paint over political "nationality" anyways.

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>ywn have a pint with Blair
why even live?

>>134929739
I agree, I only want pure Anglo hands patting my head anyway.

The trips don't have a solution. They'll claim they do but all they have to offer is wishy washy bullshit and kicking the can further down the road for future generations of britpol posters to deal with. We need to do something NOW before it gets any worse. Rise up posters of britpol, now more than ever your finest memes are needed. The whole world will fall into darkness if britpol falls.

I have the papers. Should I post now or wait til next thread?

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>>134929790
>you will never ask Blair: "Why?"

>>134927603

I fucking love this image. He should be holding a big tuberculosis vaccine though.

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>>134929790
>tfw you will never again witness Based Blair save the UK from the blink of oblivion.

>>134929790
Unronically kill yourself.

>>134929933
"Blood for the blood God".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM_h43d1Rxc

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>tfw no strong muscular Teutonic Preusse bf

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>>134930548
Pubes is a girl topkek

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I bet asking "Brexit when?" in this thread will make leftypol go autistic.

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Mark my words in 2-5 years time the facebook and twitter user will hold the whip hand over the britpol user.

I can already hear the chorus of execration. How dare I say such a terrible thing. Well to that I say, I don't have the right to NOT say it.

I'll show you my willy if you show me yours

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Brexit when btw?

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>>134930823
okay

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>>134928494
Don't have an autistic photo, and have more than one. Make sure one of them at least is of you with friends or something. Preferably one like pic related.

Write a semi-witty bio. But don't try too hard. Put a few likes and dislikes.

>>134930864
Trying to troll Brits at half 12. Great job.

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Brexit when? Brits need to get angry about EU mass migration.

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>>134930877

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This one amused me.

The SCOURGE OF NIHILISM >>134929867

>>134930548
>body too dark and unsymmetrical
>pocket money

House is a bit too big too but other than that it's on point.

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>>134930950
It isn't Real Shitposter Time for like three hours, Brexit when?

>>134931091
I'm sorry my master, I will try harder next time.

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>>134929867

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As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like YKTD, I seem to see "britpol foaming with much newfags"

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>>134930877

K here's my willy

>>134931231
back off you flaming homosexuality, he's mine

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>>134930998

>tfw YKTD is making threads about himself

>>134921001

Absolute state

Pool match tonight lads won 8-3

WHAT ARE YOU BONGS DOING UP SO LATE

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That tragic and intractable phenomenon which we watch with horror on the other side of the Atlantic but which there is interwoven with the history and existence of the States itself, is coming upon us here by our own volition and our own neglect.
Indeed, it has all but come. In numerical terms, it will be of American proportions long before the end of probably 10-12 threads.
Only resolute and urgent action will avert it even now. Whether there will be the public will to demand and obtain that action, I do not know. All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.

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>>134931486
I started this trend, and thanks for reminding me off it.

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>>134931622
Pool sucks, Brexit when?

>>134931788
Your nan sucks fammo

We will Brexit in our own time init

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>>134931706
>I started this trend,

>thingsthathappened.jpeg

>I-i-i-i never w-wanted anybody to believe m-me

>d-d-don't need your approval, MOM

Brexit when?

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Sleeping with my boyfriend is amazing

>>134931992

have you got a willy m8?

>>134931964
In a year. Satisfied yet Americoon?

>>134929259

Fair

>>134932095
Yep

Small one
I'm a sub

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>>134931964
>anonymongs
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/Preu%C3%9Fe%2Fpol%2F/

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>>134925268

>>134932404
He's just some Yank LARPer who is pissed off that Trump is a beta male yet he doesn't wan to admit it.

>>134932376

that's pretty hot

Ever drawn a little face on the end of your willy with a felt pen?

>>134930920

I'm thinking I should specialise. Say something like "I love Asian girls" when I Super Like a Chinese woman. Or specify that I prefer taller women. Might get some success this way.. but I already cycled through all my local honeys smdh

>>134932623
No but my bf smacks mine with his massive cock

>>134932339
I don't see why they don't let the kid go over there and test him. How would we know what the cure to cancer is for example if we will never try it on anyone?

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>>134932499
>by 2025, BMW expects electric vehicles to make up 15-25 per cent of sales.

>>134932870

Carefull, you don't want a willy bruise m8

>>134932926
That ship has sailed. Now they're just trying to get permission to take him home to die, which seems fair enough desu.
There is no cure for being a deaf-blind, brain damaged perma-tard. All the treatment would do is prolong his life, maybe allow him to live without being on constant life support, but it wouldn't be any kind of "life".

I wonder if they'd ever run an "ex Muslim shunned by their families" piece

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40704990

>>134933846
Too common for the BBC to care, with all their "representing 21st century Britain" bullshit

>>134933127

>tfw cars will be so quiet they'll need to be fitted wit devices to make a noise so people can hear them

such as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdWswvLPdE0

>>134932447
>(((Hormone-disrupting chemicals)))

>>134934447
>fitted with devices to make a noise so people can hear them
They already do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lQPc9VXBzk

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How do we fix this?

>>134934954

Imagine all the spunk that been fired onto his rainbow-tache

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Kek. Didn't realise Priti Patel's father was a UKIP candidate.

>>134932753
>Hebrew University of Jerusalem

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>"Ere, what do ya fookin' mean we fought the wrong side of tha war? This dussn't add up man. What did tha Jews do ta get banned from so many places?"

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>be nu-/britpol/
>someone mentions JRM
>'cant clogg the mogg xd'
>'mogg for PM'
>'I don't care he voted for the snoopers charter xd'
>'he's a true conservative xdd'

>be nu-/britpol/
>someone mentions maggie
>'ding dong the bitch is dead'
>'remember the time I went out and got pissed with the lads when she died, good times'
>'muh mines, fuck her'
>'muh class warfare'

What the fuck kind of retardation is this?

>>134934954

Atlantis was real. Ancient civilisations created an mechanised island nation populated exclusively by LGBTQI entities hooked up to a motherbrain AI so that their diverse sentience could solve all the of the worlds problems, ending all war and finally unlocking immortality.

Then something happened and the surface of the earth underwent a giant cataclysm for some reason.

The only way for us to discover what happened to Atlantis is to once again merge all LGBTQI sentience into a single giant AI brain so that they can recreate the lost wonders.

How would you feel if your IQ was below 100 ?
I'd be sad
I've convinced myself Im clever
But I'm probably not

>>134936717
Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

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Brexit when?

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>>134936644
Fuck Thatcher tbqh ;^)

>>134936644
The retardation is you thinking either of those civic scum are good.

You have to choose one or the other. Which one is better?

Hull or Scunthorpe?

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>>134936813
Then why is life for Antifa only suffering and frustration?

>>134936644
I mean, Thatcher is Neoliberal as fuck. I think that it was a pretty necessary step in safeguarding our economy for 20 years, and went some way to sorting the absolute shambles of the previous Labour governments, but she's not entirely /aregal/, is she?

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>>134936814
Never, It's being cancelled. See, people regret it now: https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/07/im-a-leaver-who-would-be-happy-for-a-second-referendum/

>>134936814

Are you the "is Brexit happening" South African?

>>134937134

your 4chan account is being cancelled lad

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>>134937288
But I've already paid my monthly fee!

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>>134937491
>not only does he not get paid to post on 4chan but he pays to be able to post
Can anonymongs get any more cucked?

>>134927182
Stay the fuck away from my shitty degenerate town

Where to start with Jordan Peterson ?
He seems good
People say he has helped them sort their life
So where do I find this advice on life sorting ?

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>>134937777
Behold this mighty get a quiver, Blackpool-going lad.

>>134937777
Sick quads bro

lads, what's the definitive WWII documentary according to British people?

If you said it I'd recognize it and I know it's not "The Greatest Story Ever Told"

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>>134938151
Brexit when?

>>134937799
I've heard his maps of meaning lectures are good. Do bear in mind he is a self-described classical liberal and that does shine through sometimes, I don't know what your own views are but if you're on here you probably don't view liberalism all that warmly.

>>134938007
>>134938169
Too bad I wasted some good quads there

>>134938462
Never. Brexit is for CIVIC Pakis.

>>134938424
For some reason, I think it was actually made by the BBC back in the day. It's not a clickb8 title either. Fuck I can't think of it and I want to watch it tonight.

>>134938424
The World At War?

>>134938633
Used to love history channel for that, was like a 24/7 Hitler fest

>>134938633
that sounds right...
>>134938716
the history channel has gotten a lot better since then

>>134927182
>blackpool
why?

>>134938424
Is there a documentary which doesn't depict him as Satan himself but then on the flip side, doesn't depict him as God himself? Those are the only two inbetweens. People won't judge him neutrally, and probably won't for atleast another century. Even Napoleon is still subject to bias and he is no where near as hated as Hitler.

>>134938745
What they show on it now has been tainted by American influence, now it's just bullshit reality TV shows that might show you an "antique" with a 5 minute piece about it

>>134938424
On the topic of WW2 documentaries, I found this series of documentaries outstanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbKYbLUkIpk

>>134938513
Ah thanks
To be honest my political opinions are constantly shifting

The only permanent thing is that I don't want the country to be destroyed and changed beyond recognition

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>>134937799
His JRE appearance is a good starting point if you are a fan of that style of platform.

In terms of his lecture modules, Personality and its Transformations is probably my favourite series,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYYJlNbV1OM
as anon here pointed out >>134938513
the Maps of Meaning series is a good watch also.

>>134938633
it's a 26 episode series, right?

>long as fuck, that's why I never bothered watching it in first place

>>134938902
there used to be a docu on netflix and I'm going to fucking find it for you because thus far it was best docu I've seen on WWII to date that gave a neutral impression of hitler (despite mentioning da jews for 1 minute)

>>134936717
a recent study found that men who convince themselves they are clever were "trauma blocking" the "very high" possibility they were an actual rape baby

>>134938583
why you so fag?

What's life like in the nonce wing of prison? How does it differ from normal prison?

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>>134938007
:O

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>>134939410
t. Abdul Ibn Khan

>>134939515
It's probably pretty relaxed since there's an understanding amongst them. Why do you ask? Will you be amongst those on a crucifix come the day of the come?

>>134939284
>>134938902
Holy fuck I'm retarded. I remember now. It's called "World War II in Colour" (not "WWII," nor is it in "color"). It was taken off of netflix like 6 months ago (in america at least) which is a bummer because I used to fall asleep to it every night.

Probably my fav docu on WWII ever. They talked about the jews for like 1 minute in the entire series, and ripped the fuck out of Stalin.

>>134939641
>come
Top fucking kek.
rope* Sorry it's late.

>>134936932
thatcher wasn't civic, she believed in race realism ffs

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>>134939753
>thatcher wasn't civic
Come on lad.

>>134939641
Wonder how hard it would be to get to someone on a VP wing.

>>134939673
>>134938902
Found that shit on YT too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQux0OTe9sQ&list=PLZxIFAN12m6wmm5K8fPkApSB1F90885hS

13 episodes ~55 minutes each. 1 minute overall dedicated in total to da jewz

required viewing for brit/pol/ before Saturday

>>134936813

Ignorance is very different to being incapable of learning.

>>134939329
Well I am Catholic
So I guess the chances are pretty high

>>134939641
>>134939701
>day of the come
Freudian slip?

>>134928906
He gave us back castle doctrine which was pretty based.

>>134939993
Gonna watch it now with comfy late night Brit/pol/.

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>>134940058
Maybe pube. What of it?

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What are the best documentaries to watch to improve historical knowledge lads? So far I've got...

David Starkey - Monarchy

Kenneth Clarke's Civilisation - A Personal View

Ken Burns - Civil War

Any more recommendations in a similar vein would be highly appreciated.

>>134940058
You think you're so cool
But you're not

>>134926450
>stable fag relationship.

Oxymoron. You'll be out looking for pozzers within a week.

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>>134940345
>David Starkey - Monarchy
Just going to weigh in on this being the best series I've ever watched ever. Starkey is truly a genius.

>>134940430
Just ignore her

>>134940147
and that's not to say that there's no worth in watching other docus, as the "World at War" likely goes FAR FAR more into detail than this one.

But at least you can get a basic overall idea of what the fuck happened in WWII without all the concentration camp shit.

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>>134940430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx9XYrRpHjo

>>134940729
Does your sister go out with a guy called Scott?

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If quads white race will rejuvenate and conquer

>>134940887
fuck you mononoke

I seriously fucking hate Preuße

I have a pickelhaube somewhere at my mine or my parents' house because my great grandfather killed one of your people and sent the helmet back to the USA

it stinks like shit, just like most Prussian people

>>134940345
Got some contributions too if you're interested in Roman history or just Antiquity. Some others too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFhuWHMkUQo This one pans out as a movie. Uses modern names for places like "France" instead of Gaul but is top notch in the historical department.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x2fPuVtkBs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_lHq5GHtM&list=PLskL8uu7zHrBXI5LEQIVMCAsq7LKpCgOC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXMONr3QmkU Good one on Alfred the Great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mexNOFv70R8

Got some more but can't remember them, they'll probably come to me eventually. Might wanna check out Historia Civilis too. He doesn't do documentaries but shortish informative vids. Some are really good like these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trrqslUpfdw&t=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juH-ckrN-cQ&t=

>>134940828
Don't have a sister.

>>134941079
>t. non white

kek I used to scream "WWWHHHYYY????!!!!??" and scare the shit out of my dog before falling asleep at this point during the intro in "World War II in Colour"

https://youtu.be/SQux0OTe9sQ?t=34s

>>134941683
well that didn't fucking work

thanks jewtube

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>>134941683
Autism, common among anti Preuße posters.

>>134941783
Anti-pubers are just misogynists.

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>>134939576
Cute desu
>>134941201
Cheers lad, good contributions. Looking forward to the Alfred the Great one and the Empire in colour especially.

>>134941677
>white's being killed by non white
How can you even compete?

No but really my Great Gran was either 100% Czech. Married a Native woman here in the states actually.
>>134941783
yea so what

>>134941823
>>134941998
You are a sick fuck. Three years ago, I was raped by a man like you. It ruined my life. I'm still broken, no matter what I do to try and fix it. I can't move on. The scars run too deep. You don't even care about how those girls are affected. You don't care that you're breaking their spirits, dreams, and everything they hoped to be. My joy in life was taken away, stolen by someone like you. You don't deserve to live for the pain you caused those girls.

>>134942091
>t. Rightly so

>>134942091
cringe

>>134942135
u get me bredrin

>>134942284
oi shut up blud

>>134939993

Looking at this I realised that even when colourised the human things in the past were less colourful, and would be less colourful the further back you go. This time has more natural looking brown clothes and towns that look like brick and stone. The medieval masters didn't have paints in all the colours, let alone common people like tailors or builders.

Now we have yellow T shirts, blue hair dye, nearly anything can be made nearly any part of the spectrum. How fitting that the LGBT freaks use a rainbow for their sign, how perfectly modern of them.

What lies at the end of the rainbow? What does it mean to travel into and beyond the full colour stage of history?

daily reminder that the only reason why the americans joined WWI was because the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 and the fear that the Soviet troops on the western front would start to return to the Soviet Union and push east and take the clay the eastern front was trying to obtain

>>134942402
safe cuz

>>134942293
>>134942325
I was the one who found him on leddit

every useful American post (and shitpost) on Brit/pol/ over the last 8 months has been submitted by me

>>134942091
You say that like you think you know anything about my situation. You have no idea how much counseling I've gone to, self defense classes, and medication I've been on. Despite all of that, the topic of rape still cuts me to the core. And you think its because I didn't try hard enough. I hope you never have to experience something like that.

>>134942528
I recognize you by now. Thought it was one or two burgers maybe but one makes more sense. The rest are garbage.

>mfw Hitchens posting has spilled over into /v/

>>385167447

and it not even me

>>134942565
:-) me again

why the fuck are you blokes even up at this point? Don't you have to work tomorrow?
(protip: I don't..I quit my job in search of better pay and I'm kind of close to getting it)

>>134942656
>>>/v/385167447

>>134942670
Nah lad. I'm in college because I like wasting my time so its summer for me. I get all this free time to shitpost on brit/pol/

>>134942763

Thanks lad :3

>be sorts churchy.
>experience ten years of suicidal alcoholic depression because you're weak
>pastor suggests messaging every woman you've disappointed during the above
>47 texts sent
>includes ex fiance and her man
>at 2 am after drinking a bottle of scotch

I'm getting laid tonight lads

>>134942624
I do make garbage posts at times but it's just testing the waters...I fear the rest of Brit/pol/ is just starting to catch on.


I actually like Britain though. I rooted for Brexit and I actually suggested on here multiple times during the Trump campaign (whether or not they listened it is up to you to decide) that Farage join Trump at at least one rally during the campaign because I thought they'd get along quite nicely.

It could be hivemind but it could also be that someone from UKIP/Trump's team is actually among us.

>>134942789
My parents made me get a job or take classes over the summers of my college career.

The time at school was pretty boring though. Spent a lot of time jerking off my freshman year and a lot of time on le chinz during my junior and senior years.

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>>134942986
You aren't the guy who spams that pasta about Trump causing Brexit though right?

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>>134942670
Transitory period. Need a job but no-one's going to take me on as I'm going away to the land of burgers for a month in two weeks time from now. Just using this time to condition a good balance strength/endurance/aesthetics in regards physical state and get to intelligent by watching lots of history doccos getting enthralled by some poetry and classical music. Oh and to shitpost with the boys in /comfy/ hours of course.

>>134941683
so the japs started it all?????

>>134943437
that's me

and the guy with the "my dog is German" posts

and the guy with the "tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to ____ (tower hamlets, london, glasgow, manchester, and I think I used edinburgh one time)

it's literally all me

>>134943666
they certainly took part in the start

then we cut off their oil, what other choice did they have? if you watch the series it details that

>>134943506
where you headed in burgerland?

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>>134943698
>and the guy with the "my dog is German" posts
I like those ones m8. Hearty chuckles a couple of times. You aren't the worst foreigner here though, the Montenegro mountainnigger and the Indian mong are worse.

>>134943698
Also I'll add I am proud to be the first "start buying guns" poster, the monarch poster, and the guy who spams the case law/acts of parliament in every thread.

>>134943698
>>134943437
>>134944021

even the post today about not wanting free movement because Americans are not chavs and a homogeneous society was done by me

I literally sit in my bed every morning and think about how to piss off Brit/pol/ for the day. Some of the posts suck, but I've came up with a few aforementioned ones.

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>>134944174

>>134944174
Sorry Brits, but there is no way we can have a free movement deal with you.

See, we Americans are a homogeneous society. We love freedom, guns, and money. We don't take vacations, we don't have chavs, we don't have sex before marriage.

We farm, we fix cars, and we invent things in our garages. We get our hands dirty.

We ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have you imbeciles traveling freely to the most powerful nation in the world because subhumans like you will take us down from the top just like you did with your own country after WWII.

>>134944161
god's work

I have quite a few guns and feel very safe with them. How the fuck is anyone not able to shoot a fucking skunk in their yard if it's terrorizing your pets? What do you do, call animal control? Fuck that they'll charge you $500 a pop to remove each vermin. It's not worth it. I'd rather get drunk as fuck and hide out until dusk and shoot it myself.

>>134944355
all me

made it on a whim

added the caps statement at the end as an attention getter in case nobody read the first part

trolling is an art

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>>134943953
Illinois. Looking for some interesting historical type things to do as well as possibly some hunting but there doesn't seem to be any big attractions outside of the Lincoln stuff. Going to learn your civil war inside out before I go over see if any interesting spots arise from that. Would like to see DC too but that's pretty far away from where I'll be.

>>134944360
I own 7 myself. I used to spam post Firearm Certificate guides here and help people but it got repetitive so I stopped. Can't use them in the garden or anything like that, I'd literally have an Armed Response team at my door if I did that. I do clays and target shooting mainly, but a bit of stalking. I have to rely on my cats and the 3 angry geese in my garden for that.

>>134944480
and I'm not saying I'm perfect, but the english class I took my first year of college recognizing certain types of rhetoric actually helped me a lot

there's a scientific paper out there somewhere about most internet trolls being young college educated males

Gonna make a new thread. Who the fuck butchered my links?

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>>134926720
Just want to mention that I claim Satania McDowell for Northern Ireland.

http://forebears.io/surnames/mcdowell#nations2014

Look at that, highest proportion of McDowells out of all the nations. She's an orange loyalist desu.

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>>134942528
(You)s on my Brit/pol/ and /PTG/ too
The anonymongs and the tripfagss too
'nonymongs love me and I love them too
I was on the roads when YKTD made mayfliesbtfo2
Talk about me you better hashtag merky
Can't chat about speed look my keyboard's qwerty
Shout out to my big bro Rightly, that's a badman from early
If Brit/pol/'s dead then how am I here?
Big man like me with a trip, look how am I scared?
God's wrath is the only power man fear
Couple skengman, then showerman here
Shower man down in my shower man gear, yeah
Talk about me you better hashtag problem
Hugo Boss creps, don't ask where I got them
Don't ask what they are, don't ask if I copped them
I go hard for my team, I go hard for my squadron

I do not know this don, where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, w-where do you know me from?