Hahahaga

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>>134915376
WUZ

>napoleon
>Alexander the great
>George Washington
>that thing

So progressive

I thought Nubians actually were black. Egyptians depict them as such in their heiroglyphs if im not mistaken.

>>134915152
>fat black...... woman?

jesus fucking christ

WURLDSTAR!

>>134915152
Nubians were black, though.

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>this
>still no turks

>>134915700
>I thought Nubians actually were black. Egyptians depict them as such in their heiroglyphs if im not mistaken.

When you are painting stick figures on a wall, you need more than brown and slightly darker brown to differentiate the characters.

>>134915602
Neither Napoleon nor George are in the game though.

>>134915700
They were. Nubia more or less corresponds to modern day Sudan and Ethopia. Guess the skintone of the people living there.

This is exactly the same problem as the origin of the WE WUZ meme: it came from the AoE expansion centering around African kings. Actual, historical African kings that existed in real life. But as usual, /pol/ prefers ignorance over information.

>>134915847
turks are muslim roach invaders. what you mean is byzantines.

9 crusades wasnt enough.

>>134915700

Yep. The Nubians were black Africans from the area which is now the Sudan, and further south.

Not a bad bunch, historically. Some served in the Egyptian army, there were a few dynasties which contained rulers of Nubian heritage also. They did have their own particular take on Egyptian architecture, which led to their nobles building smaller, high-angled pyramids.

Its not if they were blacks,of course they were niggers,its about those pyramids behind the whale and how she dresses(looks egyptian)

>>134915152
I hope to god their diversity strategy is one male and one female leader (like Greece) for most civs because I don't want to keep seeing this kind of shit. Fucking Disney designs.

>>134915152
>those discount pyramids

every time

>>134915700
the were and are
>>134915152
nubians are where the we wuz meme came from

nubia and egypt would frequently war, the winners became kangz and the losers slaves

most of the time lighter egypt would win, but sometime darker nubia would win

there have been nubian pharoahs so to say that blacks never controlled egypt is just as fallicious as saying egyptians were black

but white and black classifications are also retarded

>>134915152
hol'up
*steals golden crown*
so u be sayin
*does hippo dance*
so hol up u be sayin
*carves dick hieroglyphic*
aaayyyooo so u be sayin
*rapes crocodile with his brothers*
u be sayin
*glues thrusters under pyramid*
hol up hol up
*rolls papyrus blunt*
aaayyyo u be sayin
*dunks over a sphinx*
hol up so u be sayin
*eats fried snake with incense drink*
WE WUZ
*dips pyramid cookies in malt liquor*
FINNA WE WUZ
*ask osiris for gibes at local temple*
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
*lip smacking echoes throughout temple*
SO WE WUZ
*chucks spear at bird*
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
*picks nile cotton*
SOM FINNA
*drowns in nile*
WE WUZ
*tries to throatfuck venomous snake*
SOM FINNA
*throws up pyramid sign*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*rides proto-van up side of pyramid*
SOM FINNA
*licks golden teeth and smacks lips*
U SAYIN WE WUZ
*climbs out of papyrus tree*
QUAAAAAANGS N SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
*devolves from primate*

>>134916208
That's her space elevator

>>134915972
>>134916033
Hi Nubians!

>>134916268
Only the 56% of your country thinks that classifications are not retarded

>>134915592
KANGZ

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>>134915152
What a combo.

>>134916268
That is not what DNA evidence has shown.

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>>134915152
>Fat Albert is crowned king of Nubia

>>134916094
>le meme from brainless american

>>134916454
:D Nice

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>>134916094
ottoman empire has some pretty rich history m8, regardless of what you think of modern turkey. you sound pretty fanny flustered desu.

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>>134915152

>>134916454
I kek'd

>>134917349
>rich history from stealing from more cultured peoples

Sounds like the history of literally all muslims

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>>134915152
I just searched for Arabia and found this shit

Gee, Saladin looks just like how the crusaders portrayed him

I really had enough of western games and movies, why the fuck they always portray us as niggers ??

>>134916208
Nubians did build discount pyramids though.

>>134916268
You are mixing up souther Egypt with Nubians. There was one series of conflict between the Kingdom of Kush and Egypt.
The Kush conquered and ruled Egypt for 90 years, pissed of the Assyrians, until they took it and threw every Nubian out. The Kush tried to come back a few times but got btfo

>>134915847
go back to the steppe nobody likes you regardless of europea/mena you are mongoloids not caucasian

Nubians were black and they ruled Egypt at times. Stop being retarded and rejecting history because it doesn't fit your autistic meme-based ideas about the world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Dynasty_of_Egypt

I'm not expecting a graphical masterpiece for civ, but it really shouldn't be uglier than the last one. How much was Sid Meier involved in this? Because he's a genius.

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>>134917621
actually it sounds like most everyone's history if you go far back enough. but sure, muh evil turks, muh roaches!!!

>>134917765
Americans don't have exposure to the world, so they assume all brown people are niggers. The same can be said of a lot of groups, though, since I think the last Battlefield game portrayed an Australian Aboriginal as looking like an African nigger, even though they look nothing alike.

>>134917765
I don't see what's wrong here

>>134916891
actual history isnt a meme you muslim monkey.

>>134918384
Americans are the second most traveled nationals in the world. Next only to Finland. Stop projecting.

>>134918574
you're a retarded american whose knowledge of history consists of which baseball team won which game at what date.

>>134917915
take off the flag son.

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>>134915152
Why they make her so chubby.

>>134915152
>gets a flat 20% bonus to buildings, 40% when improved
>doesn't have a single building left standing today

>>134917765
>why the fuck they always portray us as niggers ??
to catch the african american demographic with "WE WUZ" bullshit.

>>134915152
Nubians were not black. They were a like the Indians in skin color. Dark people that build 10 ft tall pyramids.

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>>134919332
Who is that even supposed to be?

>>134919399
pic related

>>134919962
those are pretty cool

>>134919962
>>134920153
I should probably mention that the intact ones are reconstructions.

>>134918871
Nah, the yank is right. Roaches are only good for feeding off of garbage and being stepped on nowadays. Only dangerous when they can swarm, because one white person (even a libtard) is worth like 50 of you.

>>134919962
LITTLE

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>>134916454
>*rapes crocodile with his brothers*

Lost

>>134917777
Checked

Nubians were in fact kangz
But we don't know their language so there are no nubian pharaoh names
That's why the choosed this fat bitch straight outta hair saloon

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>>134916033
no it's because Portugal (Alberto Barbarossa) was included in the expansion set, despite very clearly not being an African nation

at least lurk

>>134916454
>dunks over a sphinx
nice

>>134916454
>rolls papyrus blunt
>ask osiris for gibes at local temple
>picks nile cotton
top heh

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>>134916454
that was cap worthy

>>134920459
I've once fucked an australian in antalya
stood there like an idol most of the time and had hair between her tits
literally worst sex i've ever had, and i've been to a russian whorehouse mind you

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This board's ignorance of easily accessible history continues to amaze me. Daily reminder Nubia was the only nation to resist Arab domination when the Romans, Persians, Egyptians, and Hindus were being cucked.

>>134918404
Saladin was of Kurdish origin

>>134920801
Their language most likely belonged to the Cushitic family judging from the earlier Kerma culture.

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>>134920999

Nice trips.

>>134921238
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabization#Arabization_in_Sudan

that's literally not true, Nubia became Arabic just like the rest of ME/NA. They've been speaking Arabic for at least 800-900 years

>>134921555
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baqt

Read

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>>134915152
They say ancient stone art is slimming

>>134921488

check'em
nice flag

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>>134921238
Almonds: activated

>>134919259
Topkekkel

>>134921697
So they won a single fight - then the Arabs said it wasn't worth it. They made the Nubians sign a treaty in which Nubia is basically subservient to Muslim Egypt, even going as far to sending hundreds of slaves as tribute every year.

So they were subjugated by the Muslims. This is not "resisting" the Arabs, it's creating a deal in which they were entirely conquered and destroyed

>>134922015
*where they avoided being conquered and destroyed

>>134915700
too bad most of our sources on them are egyptian ... so those pyramids in the back are filthy lies... but yes, they were black

>>134917765
>Saladin looks like a full blown paki

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>>134922015
Are you retarded? The goddamn Romans and Persians were totally annihilated by these same armies that were stopped dead in the their tracks by the Nubians, while muh Aryan Visigoths and cucked Spaniards guzzled Arab cum for the next 800 years kek.

The Nubians did what no one before them had managed to do which forced the previously invincible Arab hordes to sign what is basically a non aggression pact that lasted for 700 years.

>>134918228
he sold the rights of a long time ago...

>>134922763
and you post the single battle that they won against the Arabs before signing said treaty. They were subjugated by the Arabs, particularly Arab Egypt. Their language is Arabic, their religion is Islam. Are you so fucking retarded as to think this implies they resisted the Muslims? THEY BECAME MUSLIMS

>>134922968
Holy shit I didn't realize I was dealing with a moron. They were Arabized relatively recently in comparison to the decisive Nubian victory, which led to the Baqt pact that lasted for 7 fucking centuries.

I understand this doesn't fit with your particular narrative but the facts are pretty clear; Nubia managed to do what no one else did and survived the Arab blitzkrieg for nearly a millennium unlike say, most of the Eastern Roman empire and the Sassanids.

>>134923444
>muh narrative
Then they lost in the long run and became Muslims - literally, what is your point? Are you a Nubian you proud of his heritage? That's lovely, but they still lost in the long run and became Muslims. I would also like to point out that conquering NUBIA was not a prime concern for the Arabs, they already had Egypt (the good land) and were busy conquering other (good) lands

>>134923865
>this level of cope
You can admit you're wrong, you know. All the memes and ad hominems in the world won't change the fact that Nubia survived for another 700 years while Pedro, Petros, Parvesh, and Pajeet we're getting buttfucked.

>>134915152
"Mmmm hunny you gon get yoself some real TROUBLE if you gon playin wit fire like dat, now let me give you a goo' classic soul food soutern dinner! Praise the lawd jesus!"

She even has the fucking earrings, damn. It's so typical that I think the creators were memeing around when making her.

She probably uses that staff to cook collard greens, as well.

>>134915152
I thought Nubians were the coal black niggers that Leni Reisenstahl took pictures of.

>>134921488
those hitler dubz though...

>>134921238
It's cause we weren't that retarded.
By the way there's some screencap of some quotes by Caliphate-era arabs about the Africans, someone post that here. Thanks

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>>134915152
Was just on the Civfanatics Civ6 board and some virtue-signalling cuck just HAD to be the first only a few posts in to do the whole "SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!1!1!" thing.

Jesus fuck. Some old white baby-boomer trying to fit in with the kids, no doubt. Fucking imbecilic untermensch.

>>134925074
What?

I'm convinced 90% of this board isn't old enough to remember 9/11.

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>>134920417
I think we all figured that out already bub.

>>134916804
HEY HEY HEY, WHO WANTS TO ESTABLISH THE WORLD BANK AND SCORE AN ECONOMIC VICTORY TODAY?

>>134924903
Nubians are coal black skinny ass negroes.

>>134915152
what's the problem here? Are you all gonna blindly circlejerk that we wuz meme?

>>134915700
>All these retards not knowing that this anon meant Drow-tier black and not that they're niggers

>>134930661
This

>>134916033
Yeah i've never understood that meme. There have always been Kingdoms in Africa

>>134932823

I feel like every picture I see of this that fat niggress gets fatter.

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Its a fucking nigger, Niggers were not Egyptians except a small amount that ruled and helped bring the fall of Egypt WTF is that, some ghetto nigger with a dopey ghetto nigger look. FUCK you, this better not be an official poster or I will never play another civ game again. Why don't they just make this the official controller to play the game!

>>134915152
>person of color
>fat
>female

Where's the wheelchair? This game is cripple-phobic.

Niggers being niggers. Let them be.

>>134915152
this is a joke right

like, it's not real. right? RIGHT?

>>134933558
transphobic too

>>134933468
KEK

T H I C C C

>>134920417
and the reconstruction labor wasn't "native"

/thread

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>when you become so politically correct that you depict an ancient queen as a racist caricature when she was canonically thicc

>>134933468
Dumbass

>>134915152
Going a lil nutz on the inclusion there.

>>134933558
She isn't just fat she is ugly.

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>>134922292
No, those pyramids in the back are nubian ones, and they are in nowadays Sudan.

>>134922763
>20,000 calvary
No shit they won

>>134915152
Nice of them to give Harambe a tribute

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>>134916454

>>134915592
KWEENZ

We can just make up stuff now since it never happened! So progressive!