If I can't drink the flouride infested water without turning

>>134901730
Super male vitality

2l mt dew is anti-fluoride.

>>134901730
buy distilled water. its better for you regardless of the dental jew

Piss.

>>134901854
fpbp

>>134901730
Move to the sticks and drink well water

>>134901730
Get a filter from legendary water filter salesman Alex Jones.

Pure, 100%, unadulterated grain alcohol

>>134901730
>nazi flag
drink milk.

Menstrual blood

>>134901730
Corn syrup

>>134901730
Look up birkey water filters. I have the personal one. After drinking that pure water after it seems like it's been filtered through the hands of Jesus himself tap water tastes like pool water.

Pour in cordial like mi wadi then you don't turn gay I live in roi so that's how I get by

>>134901730
Get a reverse osmosis filter faggot

>>134901730
Do what people did before plumbing, dig a well, faggot.

I literally only drink Mountain Dew and single malt scotch. I also drink a 32 ounce Gatorade in the morning for hydration and it keeps me good throughout the day unless I go out of the house and am moving around a lot then I will drink a second Gatorade.

Water is fucking disgusting tasting and over-rated. Its a lie how much they tell you to drink and its just meant to get you to drink more fluoride.

>>134903486
based kekistani poster

Can they turn you gay if you're already a faggot

>>134903486
me, is that you?

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>>134901730
>doesn't have piss bottle
newfag.

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>>134901730
Rain water

>>134901897
not unless you add minerals. distilled water is really bad for you

>>134902081
>precious bodily fluids

>>134903795
I wonder what became of cum bottle guy. I unironically consider him a huge inspiration in my life. I've never to this day seen such a level of dedication to the meme.

>>134901730
Is fluoride in the bottle water too? If so how do the jews avoid it?

>>134903486
>i drink sugar and sugar accessories
sugar is worse for you than flouride and xenoestrogens

Purple drank

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>>134904108
probably became a /mlp/fag if he wasn't before.