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Is Paradox Interactive secretly a far right company?

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Years go by and their games remain suspiciously devoid of progressive content.

>no transexual & female generals
>muslims don't conquer Europe 8/10 times
>Ottomans fail more often than they succeed in repeating their historical conquests
>different racial portraits of various races
>Sabaton soundtrack
>pagan pre Christian religions get a lot of attention
>Byzantium is the best tool to squash roaches
>African and American natives never manage to fight off European colonizers

They will finally be forced to play along or they will be closed down.
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>Pic related
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>>134897538
>>134897747
like Wh40k they are too autistic and narrow for the mainstream to care.
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they wont add mohammed to ck2 because they don't want to accidentally portray him badly.

They also censored the fuck out of hoi4.

They also took down a mod where it made your characters white.
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>>134897538
I work at Paradox Interactive, can confirm that several of us are alt-right and avid readers of the daily stormer
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>>134897863
Who are you and what department do you work in? I've never encountered this kind of thinking out of 10 years working here. Give me your name and details and I'll forward you to HR if you are so sure.
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>>134897747
>I may have a body of a weak and frail woman, but I have heart and stomach of the king of England.

She was more than capable, right up there with Catherine II and Isabele of Castille.
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>>134898450
It's not about them adding women in history. There were some pretty damn good ones (Elizabeth I included). It's about the fact they add fictional shit and claim it's still representative of real history e.g. female generals in the 18th century that are guaranteed better than randomly rolled generals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeJ5AXfEkF4
watch the video to see their "totally red pilled" staff
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>>134897538
Ottomans are pretty strong in EU4. At least for the 200 first years
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They're just fun games, don't spoil it by pointing out they aren't cucked
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Normies don't play them and it's normies that have to be convinced to sell their children's futures.

Also you nerds won't reproduce anyway! Ahahahha
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>>134897538
Have you seen their DLC practices? They're clearly Jews.
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>>134900076
I spend more on bottles of wine. I get days of enjoyment from the expansions.
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>>134897538
>pagan pre Christian
>redpilled

pick one faggot. /pol/ is and always has been a CHRISTIAN board. All others are simply tolerated in the hope they convert.
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>>134900076
There's only one way to beat their bargains
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/username/RezMar/
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>>134900336
I want the happenings to return and drown out the Christian larping.
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>>134900178
And then they come out with DLC's like Common Sense that come with an update that makes the game incomplete without buying it. The game now costs over 200$ with all the DLC for petes sakes.

In fact, with HOI4 they've been selectively grouping their DLC's together in such a way that you have to pay a lot for the smallest of content. Don't play the Commonwealth nations but want to get that spearhead order (something that should have been in the base game)? Well you're gonna have to pay for the entire DLC. This is despite Paradox previously splitting up their DLC so that you only had to pay for what you wanted.
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Paradox is getting less redpilled by the day, pretty soon they'll start to piss off their core audience of imperialistic map painters. I mean they already made the Ottomans the "beginner" country in EU4, it used to be Portugal.

If you want fight leftie degeneracy in gaming, take a look at a #poljam community we're setting up, where many from pol could create a redpilled game, anonymously.
https://riot.im/app/#/room/#poljam:matrix.org
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>>134897538
>Sabaton soundtrack
gay.
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>>134897538
>muslims don't conquer europe
Have you ever played ck2? Abbasids always destroy byzantium and Ummayads always destroy France
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>>134900336
It is up to Slavs and Rodnoverye to save white people from themselves.
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>play civ 5
>/pol/ hates civ series, whatever its just a game
>decide to go for culture victory
>every other civ accepting muh culture but arabia
>bastards got religion before me and its preventing me from spreading culture
>decide to clean the islam religion outta arabia
>convert city to muh religion
>arabia guy gets pissy and warns me not to do that again
>had open borders set up earlier, shit not a good idea
>arabia guy keeps sending his military units into my capitol area
>sick of this shit
>alright time to develop nukes and drop nukes on this fucker
>no other country comes to back me in war against arabia
>decided to go to war with nippon against bongs
>nippon doesnt help for shit and lost city to bongs despite nippons having stronk military and BTFO korea
>nippon later tells me lol dude hope the war goes ok

AI in civ games are oddly accurate
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>>134901085
only like 1/2 of the time if you start at the earliest start date
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>>134897860
I think it's more that you can do anything in CK2 and they didn't want people having Mohammed seduce and marry his brother or something.
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>>134897538
They are just trying to depict history as accurate as possible.
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>>134898208
QA Specialist in Stockholm here. YOU are the minority (most likely literally). Who are YOU though and what department do YOU work in?
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>>134901373
You can make a clone of him from pollinating his relatives. And then you can do all sorts of Greek and pagan shit to him. Castrate, blind, cut off extremities, sacrifice him to Odin or Satan, and even eat him.
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>>134900076
They make a lot of DLC< but the games are actually fun and have a shit-ton of content base so I don't mind.

Stellaris is rad as fuck
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>>134902006
Probably the department that deals with actual history.
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>>134901306
Yep,the starts before 1066 are a mess for christians,but they have the most fun characters unfortunately.
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>>134897538
Everything that company made aside from HOI 2 and Stellaris is shit
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>>134897747
this.

>bans swastikas or any kind of population displacement in hoi4
>womens dlc in a fucking medieval game
>stellaris mod banned where only white humans exist

are you fucking kidding me op
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>>134897538
damn, I remember playing Airfix Dogfighter after getting gifted the CD in my birthday when I was pretty young, that shit was gold.
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>>134897538
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I still play EU3
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>>134903175
stellaris is shit too, senpai. Steam sales dropped so low, they had do hide the ratings
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>>134903746
Wait wait wait. Are you telling me swastikas aren't in hearts of iron???
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>>134903175
Eu4 is bomb watch your fucking mouth
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>>134905194
You have to get a mod. Hitler isn't even in the euro version.
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Isn't the default president of the UN a black African woman in Stellaris?

And the other human faction ALSO has a female leader?
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>>134905449
shit I was gonna buy it but it sounds cucked to hell. I feel like this company is one of the only ones to make games that honors European history and heritage, how can they be so cucked?? They are Swedish aren't they?
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>crazy militaristic chick that he found in the street
>nobody likes the voice, crazy is not militaristic
>it must be sexism!
is paradox /our/goy ?

https://youtu.be/3b10YpKvgMY?t=13s
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>>134905449
>>134905864
In the german version of hoi3 they even changed the name of Hitler to alman hiller or something like that
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>>134897747
Red pill: queen Elizabeth was a trap.
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>>134900178
Why is a potato-nigger drinking wine and not whiskey?
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Kaiserreich Mod for Hoi4 is the best mod i've ever played
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>>134903175
>Hating on CK 2
>Hating of VIC

Every country of the Rio Grande is complete trash.
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>>134906155
>believing the post-marxist Jewish intellectuals on BBC

That's a good goy. Don't forget that hitler had a malformed and tiny signaling too!!
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>>134906974
*DING-A-LING
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This faggot just stole my pregnant wife. Im going to kill him and my ex wife since she doesnt want to join in on the plot to kill him
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>>134907821
Which game is this??
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>>134908420
crusader kings 2
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>>134906933
CK 2 is amazing... I totally forgot.
Vicky: Revolutions was alright.

VIC II, HOI3 and HOI4 were complete utter shit
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>>134908494
Shit. Looks just like eu4. If i like eu4 is it worth the buy?
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>>134908803
>buy
kek. Sure if you want to pay 6 million shekels for it and all the dlc
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>>134908803
yes
it's much better
you have to like rp though
you play as characters and a dynasty
not a country
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>>134908629
>>134906933
>>134903175
Vic 2 hpm it's great. The game just doesn't work very well.

Cannot get rid of anarchist/liberals/socialist/Communist
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>>134909053
this desu
>>134908803
come to /gsg/ on /vg/ for discussion and links to pirated versions
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>>134897538
>African and American natives never manage to fight off European colonizers
>He's never seen AI Ethiopians and Ottomans colonize all of Oceania
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>>134897538

Ottomans are strong as fuck wtf are you talking about.
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>>134902719
>found out I'm LARPing
>DEFLECTION
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>>134909293
only in the beginning
a player can take them down pretty easy
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>>134897538
>Years go by and their games remain suspiciously devoid of progressive content.
Are you fucking retarded?
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>there are casuals in this thread right now who play Parashit games other than HOI3 and Vicky 2
Explain yourselves.
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>>134903746
>medieval game
>sets out right before the fall of constantinople, one of the marking stones of the end of the medieval age

Women had their place in history, and yes, even in medieval times, which the game doesn't really cover. That being said, the boni these women give are often exaggerated in comparison to their historical significance, but then again they happen maybe 3-4 times in 400 years gametime, mostly only for major nations, and you can simply turn the free DLC off.

Just wanted to say that; Paradox is still a cucked company, distorting historical facts to not be racist against non-european nations. Still waiting for the genderfluid-DLC though.
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>>134897538
Stellaris lets you be space Hitler and purge entire races, but not space Stalin by giving you no option to purge factions
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>tfw all these people itt playing fun strategy games where they're Nazis
>tfw you're still playing AoE II
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>>134897538
>Stellaris
>Grand strategy involving interstellar civilizations
>90% of the empires that reach late game are xenophobic isolationist
>90% of xenophile multiculturalists get wiped out or vassaled by mid-game
>fanatic purgers are most OP ethic combo
>allowing any xenos into your empire almost inevitably ends in one or more of them breeding like rabbits and usurping your primary race
>most events that lead to you adopting more xenophilic or pacifist ethics inevitably come back to bite you in the ass 30, 40, 50 years down the line
They're super redpilled
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>>134897538
>Is Paradox Interactive secretly a far right company?
no
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>>134909783

I have Stellaris, EU3 and EU4 with over 3000 hours combined.

I have over 200,000 hours in AOE2 if you combine my old Xfire stats and my steam stats.

AOE2 is God! Nigga have you seen the new Maylay civ? DOCKS THAT SHOOT ARROWS WOOOOOOO
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>>134909783
>tfw you're still playing AoE III
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>>134899054
This is why I don't pay for video games
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>>134909990
Every EUIV multiplayer-game ever is full of /pol/lacks spreading their edgy memes, and aside from banning people stupid enough posting that on their forum there's nothing they can do about people LARPing as "It's-Anschluß-time"-Prussia, Sowjetrussia or a genocidal British Empire.
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>>134899054
Well this is what I was saying... this is why I stopped playing after HOI 2.

(Except for Stellaris which is just goat)
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>>134897538
No console games.
Sage
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>>134909859

I always start as a Fanatic pacifist with xenophile as my minor ethic. This allows me to fully develop a star empire and maintain great relations with my neighbours. Then I form a federation with the strongest pacifists I can find. They always start making liberation wars wherein I vassalize the balkanized nations that sprout up. Then I integrate them.

Around 2700 I'm usually powerful enough to begin suppressing all factions except for militarist and xenophobic. After a hundred years of liberation wars I'm in a position to full embrace fanatic militarist or xenophobe. I leave my federation, and declare war on everyone with usually 5K EC and 3-4K minerals a month.

Then the purges begin. And the slavery. And the eating of these foul xenos.

Stellaris is dope.
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>>134910079
>>134910108
>tfw to make things worse I can't even play it anymore because my computer is dying a slower death than Europe

I did see there was new Rajas pack, but obviously there isn't any point in me getting anything yet until I build a computer.
I don't mind people calling me a faggot for playing games anymore. I don't do it 24/7 and if I didn't have some kind of escape every now and then I would end up full blackpill.
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steel division has swastikas which surprised me
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>>134897846
There was a big push among the loud, annoying minorities that want to ruin the hobby for the new Primaris Marines to have females.
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>Supporting Paraberg Interhebrew

You absolute morons.
Paradox Interactive releases overpriced, unfinished games with MISSING CONTENT AND ESSENTIAL FEATURES, while simultaneously releasing a few scripts packages and calling them full fledged DLCs.

They fuck their customers over by seperating the DLC content from its music, unit packs, banner packs, etc.

If you don't AT THE VERY LEAST pirate their DLCs after having bought the games, then you don't deserve to be on this board, you fucking RETARDS.

Anyone who supports their pricing policy has no fucking idea about entertainment value or programming AT ALL.
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>>134897538
Wish they would add churches to city skylines without needing to use the European style. My suburbs aren't the same without them.

Also, no, they aren't secretly alt-right. In cities skylines they have a shitty futuristic cathedral which the description reads along the lines of "open to all religions and faiths."
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>>134910863

You can build a decent gaming rig for $500 bucks during cyber monday sales.

Good luck bro, I used to have a potato computer too.
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>>134900336
/thread
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>>134910743
I always play with the space elves and imagine them to be future Neo-Homo-Sapiens that have embraced eugenics and modified their genome to be smarter, stronger and long lived.

Then I purge that United Nations meme humanity as soon as I find it.
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>>134910743

Guess it's time to start playing Stellaris again.

Fuck you anon.
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>>134910743

Guess it's time to start playing Stellaris again.

Fuck you anon.
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>>134911036
stay mad commie
that's just capitalism
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>>134906064
>>134905449
>>134905194

That is completely retarded, I mean I understand muh nazis are ebil and all but it is literally a part of history
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>>134903175
Victoria 2 is the greatest grand strategy game ever created gtfo.
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>>134911415
It's so they don't get banned in germany
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>>134911336
>Ripping off is capitalism

I am a fucking Libertarian, my grandfather served in the Eastern Front to stop c*mmunism.
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Also, a bunch of pagan fags believe all European culture is derived from paganism, except for cathedrals, unique architectural styles, literary and art pieces, etc. that are obviously non-pagan. I find it weird that pagans lack the awareness to realize that their LARPing religion is dead, and furthermore that paganism and as a whole is left-wing and has contributed little (when compared to Christianity) to European culture and identity. It's like the polish pagan who says Poland is a pagan country while it's mostly catholic. Pagans are the European equivalent of featherniggers in the US and the wewuzkangs type.
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>>134911336
>stay mad commie
>that's just capitalism

t. Paradox Interactive

From the land of failed socialism. I am so confused.
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>>134905864
It's a pretty big enigma. I feel like a lot of the staff that used to work there just cared about history and making sandbox games but since it's in fucking Sweden they're getting more and more staff that need to (((revise))) things and the cucks at top just care about shekels so they'll do what they think is good for their image.

And what the fuck is up with that poster? Not just Officer Mobilebomb, I can't make sense of the info it's trying to convey.
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>>134909783
dont worry anon, AoE 2 doesn't age
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>>134905652
>Isn't the default president of the UN a black African woman in Stellaris?
>And the other human faction ALSO has a female leader?
Yes, the one with the white female leader is also the evil human empire.
The game defaults to "female" for leaders and potraits.
Also Egalitarian is the only ones who have Utopia living standard and the opposing ethos is Authoritatian.
Also you can create a Egalitarian Xenophobic empire, but Egalitarian seem to be coded in the same wait Xenophilic are so the empire will eat itself appart.
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>>134911510
>But you can't turn Albanians into fuel.

Vicky 2 is indeed great. Though the constant jacobin and later on commie revolts piss me the fuck off. Same as the lack of option to genocide people, especially (((them))).

Sadly there will probably never be a Vicky 3 since Paradox have said that they cannot replicate the economy and nobody in the company feels up to the task to even try.

That might be a good thing though. Imagine new Victoria comming out now. Simplified to the ground, infinite overpriced DLCs, sneaky SJW bullshit.

Fuck that.
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>>134900420
Is this legit? I've been wanting to try them out to see if I like them.
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Last time I tried running Hearts of Iron 4 it was slow as fuck which made learning the game difficult and I'm not spending money for a gaming computer. Shame because it's the perfect game for a history guy like me and it seemed free of degeneracy.
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>>134912202
sure there will be
it will just have mana and shit
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>>134911415
>>134911626
>banning evil nazi symbols because we need to stop nazis from banning everything they dont like
I want to get off this continent
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>>134897538
Lol they are extremely progressive. Stop lying to yourself.
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>>134898208
Oh hi, I'm the CEO of Paradox and I'm tho son of Hitler.
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>>134908629
Vicky 2 and HOI3 were great. Was HoI 3's interface too complicated for you? It's more of an entertaining experience than HoI2/DH
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>>134912348
Lower graphics settings and play low speeds
I have a shitty computer but it works fine for me.
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ck2 and eu4 is fun
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>>134912609
>I have a shitty computer

Is it a laptop? I tried lower graphic settings, didn't do the low speeds though.
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>>134912669
fuck thor praise the LOrd Jesus Christ
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>>134909990
Paradox forums are the most retarded shit ever
If you don't suck the swedish bull''s cock in the forums you will get a respectfully disagree x 100 and get banned for xenophobe
Johan is hitler encarnated but he tries to get along with the rest of the crew until the right moment comes
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>>134897538
Ive only played eu4. Its the most redpilled thing. You can genocide natives as well as doing culture and religious """conversions.""" Interpret this yourselves. Also the christian religions have the best mechanics. Technological advancements favour mostly Europe and sometimes East asia. Its usually these two areas that dominate the globe.
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>>134897538
>>134901016
Sabaton: the favourite band of every 16 yo wehraboo. Also, their music is shit.
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>>134911036
dude, I make enough to afford the DLC in ~3 minutes of work. as a programmer, paying for dlc is a no-brainer business decision.
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>>134910502
This is the whole point. It's our game now.
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>>134912738
good laptop from 2009
asus n51v
i got it cheap a few years ago
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>>134911036
I make $50/hour and have spent over two thousand hours on Paradox games. It's basic economics -- I buy the DLC.
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>>134898450
I think Queen Elizabeth or Victoria was against women getting the vote aswell
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>>134899054

I wish I learned video game design or something because I would truly be happy with a life like this.
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>>134905864
they actually are swedish
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>>134912599
>>134911510
Vicky 2 was an extremely inferior, watered-down version of Vicky: Revolutions.

HOI3 had no historical research whatsoever put into it, it's like they forgot all the great job at accuracy they managed with HOI2 and did whatever the fuck they wanted to.

>political parties that didn't exist in the 1940s
>wrong historical leaders
>wrong ideological positions
>wrong fucking generals
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>>134897538
>no transexual & female generals
No female generals?
What the fuck, I had more than 10 events where I got amazing female leaders / admirals.
Transexual? In a game about history?
Hrvaska please.

>muslims don't conquer Europe 8/10 times
XD Ottomans are actually overpowered right now
Also historically speaking, Muslims were not developed enough to attack Europe. And if they tried - Christian Holy League with Germans and Poles as leaders.

>different racial portraits of various races
In other news, water is wet.

>Sabaton soundtrack
Sabaton is dope as fuck and they make a lot of history-related songs.
Nothing racist/altright/aryan about that.

>pagan pre Christian religions get a lot of attention
Exotic and un-explored subject.
One of the ways to make players play outside of europe.

>Byzantium is the best tool to squash roaches
FUCKING KEK

>African and American natives never manage to fight off European colonizers
They never did. Although it is possible if player is in charge of things.

They are neither far left nor far right you fucking neckbeards.
They are just reasonable and don't care about your agenda bullshit. You are almost as bad as liberals.

>Pic rel
My perfect Europe. The way things should be right now.
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>>134897538
>African and American natives never manage to fight off European colonizers

When the hell was the last time you played this EU4 anon? The natives can now pretty much compete tech wise with europeans within a few short years of meeting them if they are close enough.

Hell I'm playing as mali right now and me and my boi morocco are balls deep in the spanish peninsula and giving those french bitchs the tip of our BBC by the late 1500s.

>Also he doesn't know about parajews steam dlc scam
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>>134905194
Hitler isn't even listed as head of state.

The leader of Germany in the game is some low level Nazi no one ever heard of.
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>>134914229
Well at least we still have HoI4.
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Nah.

>Stellaris devs plan to release a voice pack for leaders
>Female militant leader sounds like fucking garbage
>People bring it up
>Devs call them sexist
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>>134914373
In my games usually the Cuman Khanate cucks the Commonwealth.
Also, wtf is Nyitra doing there?
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>>134913280
>As a programmer

Ask your boss to lower the prices, shill.

>>134913449
>It's basic economics

you don't understand anything about entertainment value.
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>>134897538
>Ottomans fail more often than they succeed in repeating their historical conquests

are you fucking joking? Ottomans literally conquered half europe in one of my EU3 play-throughs. They are strong as fuck, too strong in fact.

In vicky, they are actually a great power for some reason, even though they were a "weak man" for a long ass time by then.
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I have more fun playing Kaiserreich for Hearts of Iron IV than I do the base game honestly. More choices and different ways to play.
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>>134914640
a mod to make the humans more white and male was also removed from the workshop
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>>134914784
Kaiserreich on HOI4 totally outshines the base game. No reason to ever buy any DLC in the future.
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>>134914373
I play most of time as Muscovy/Russia.
>that Albania
Just because of this I will reconquer all of your coastal provinces you took from Teutonic Order and gibe them back. No sea for you.
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>>134914518
>Hell I'm playing as mali right now

you have my respect for playing a backward nation. we need more people like you in /gsg/ on /vg/

many retards there keep playing prussia/serbia/nazi germany to be edgy instead of having fun with underdog nations.
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>the united forces of France, Russia, and Iberia poised to end the reign of the eternal anglo
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>>134912669
I like how you let glörius finlan keep its independence
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>>134915080
But backward nations and underdogs are the most fun. I conquered all of Europe with Livonian Order one time.
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>>134912202
>Though the constant jacobin and later on commie revolts piss me the fuck off.

Why is jacobin even a thing in 19th century? I literally played as Bavaria and there was a fucking jacobin uprising.
Like jacobin shit is supposed to be a french thing right?
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>>134905041
This is the true redpill. All of their new games are trash.
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>>134909859
I always get a kick when people on various gaming forums tell me that I'm wasting time making my xenophobic humans more adaptive instead of just diversifying my empire with a bunch of different species.

Later they're always bitching about internal politics because their different races all desire contradictory things, and that riots in the streets are ruining their efficiency. Eventually an external force destroys them after they've been weakened by decades of infighting and internal strife.

Meanwhile my people are united in a common history and culture. They are happy and proud of their accomplishments. Happiness is up. Efficiency is through the roof, and we've grown to super power status.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, those faggots still think that diversity is a strength. In truth it is a cancer that needs to be excised before it can metastasize.
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>>134900178
>not pirating your wine
Shiggy
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>>134901085
In my game, France has conqured all of Western Europe, save Britain, all of Africa west of Egypt, and there isn't even a large state in the ME.
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How do I conquer Galicia and form the Spanish Empire? I can press a female courtiers de jure claim on it but then she'll just be queen, not my vassal.
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>>134897538
They also refuse to put the actual German flag of back then in Hearts of Iron because using a swastika would be offensive.
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I CANT GET RID OF THESE FUCKING ARABS GOD DAMN DEFENSIVE PACTS!
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>Banned saying "kebab" on forums
You tell me
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paradox games for like a decade can only use one core, so they all become unplayable on any system after 300-400 years
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>>134915080
>I just like playing african and native nations and sticking it to the white man when he shows up.
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>>134907821
Can't you let the cuck raise your child and have the child join your plot to kill both?
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They're getting more SJW, EU4's tech system was patched to make Africans less retarded.
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>>134914673
>>134914994
Released Nitra from Hungary at the very beginning of the game. Turned Nitra into March

Released Albania from Ottoman "Empire" and turned it into vassal and balkan overlord.
Say goodbye to fascist croats, retarded serbs and inbred bosnians. Albanian overlord will not tolerate it. Get on your knees and lick his shoes
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>>134897538
they are extremely blue pilled but some go all out and say it's just a joke
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>>134915522
>GOD DAMN DEFENSIVE PACTS!
The most annoying thing in the game
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>>134903175
stellaris is awful, good soundtrack to rip and put in distant worlds though
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>>134898208
why would it be news that actual ethnic swedes know about history and dna, and follow the developments of said things closely? fucking american
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>>134898208
try killing yourself instead faggot
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>play HOI4
>the game becomes completely unplayable after 1941 because of the lend lease spam
>the AI can't do anything anyway

i have literally encircled and destroyed 32 german divisions, on my own, as south africa. with 5 divisions.
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>>134915522
Why do you keep them on?
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>>134915439
Well fabricate a fucking claim.
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>>134915439
Marry her to your heir. Your grandson will inherit both kingdoms.
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>>134915678
I dont know what happens to the child tbqh. And shes the concubine one I doubt hes gonna raise it
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>>134915946
How do you fabricate a claim on the entire kingdom?

>>134915975
oh damn good idea THANKS BRAH
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>>134915439
Invite and land people from there i guess
then they will stay your vassal even after you press their claims
i am unsure if you can keep them as vassals if you're not empire rank though if it's a claim on the entire kindom
I would guess not
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>>134897538
No. Fuck off Paradox shill I'm not buying your 500 dollar dlc shitfest. Fucking greedy kike
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>play stellaris
> all humans are black females
> make mod for white people
>get banned
Kys
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>>134915439
the easiest thing you can do is take over the papacy by making one of your relatives the anti-pope, toppling the official pope, and then you can invade pretty much anyone by asking the pope for a claim on a duchy
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>>134915080
Are Indonesian countries considered to be underdogs?
I just love playing as them.
Playing as Prussia / Russia / France / GB is the most boring way to play this game.

>pic rel
My colonial empire as Malaya.
Spain can suck my dick
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>>134916005
He made your wife his concubine? wew
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>>134915562
This.

FUCKING THIS!

Worst engine ever. Even Stellaris goes to hell after 2400 and I have a fucking god-tier rig.

Try selecting a 2 million power fleet. Sad.
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>>134897538
I just wish they would make HoI3 with a better engine. Shit crashes half the time and is slow when all the AI's are doing something.
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>>134916592
yep, i have a god tier rig and must play small galaxy sizes and stop by about 2500.

The engine is total fucking shit and they refuse to address it.
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>>134916519

You need to get your teeth into Australia and India or your gonna have a little bit of trouble.
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>>134903746
No that's just Germany. Their government censors nazi stuff.
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>>134914723
The total cost per hour of entertainment that I've gotten from Paradox games is measured in cents. "Entertainment value" is subjective. Stop being a poorfag.
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>>134916767
I get nice game speed at 3x the whole way through the game on a laptop from 2013. Are you even trying?
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>>134905449
Dude only countries where you can't question the holocaust and shit like that
sweden still has hitler in there with his face and all
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>>134916581
Yea the eternal swede attacked immideatly once my old king died and I had no prestige or piety to summon more warriors they took finland proper and this cock sucker snatched my pregnant wife KEK. Now I have to waste time finding a new one
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>>134897538
Wow you mean they DONT include mentally ill men who think they're women? They are literally Nazis.
But seriously, not including pop politics into their game doesn't indicate any sort of political leaning, /pol/ has simply made you paranoid.
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>>134916963
I already own Australia and half of the Africa as my colonies.
Shortly after taking this screen, I took down Japan and colonized Syberia and Alaska
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>>134912851
I had an account but lost it in the transition to their store-tied forum. I hung out a bit before their games started requiring purchase of DLCs and they finally quit selling discs altogether.

When they did sell games on discs, they didn't put in any copy protection so I could play with myself. It was a nice touch.
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>>134917173

There are several vids of people showing the components of their build, actually shoving the camera inside the PC, then showing Stellaris, EU4, w/e in acute late game. They all have monster lag when anything serious is going on. You're either lying or you've never hit 2800 and had 5 million in fleet power with a rival or rivals to match.
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>>134903746
i thought they were the last uncucked ones in vidya land
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>>134897538
They're a left wing company that remains mostly honest about their topic.

An usual left wing company would have, for instance, censored all that shit in EU4:
>"Slaves" trade goods
>"Culture convert"
>Republics being able to turn into dictatorships and then monarchies and it's not really a bad thing
>Religions would have drawbacks instead of bonuses, and christianity would have even more drawbacks :^)
>"Attack Natives" button
>"Native oppression policy" button

And so on.
Basically they recruit a lot of dykes and manchildren but they are all expected to do a proper strategy game that respects the timeline, and the only political bullshit is the political bullshit of that era.

The Women In History is absolutely anecdotical (You can also disable it from your game ANY TIME)
The censored svastikas in HoI are just because the game is banned in Germany and they might get bad press from SJWs, so they just remove them since nobody but (You) is going to care

So on.
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>>134917535
He's probably playing really smooth until his race gets exterminated by a neighboring power 70 years in.
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>>134917362

Fuck, I'm retarded, don't know how I didn't notice that.
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>>134911626
But that law doesn't apply to video games or movies.
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>>134917535
Anon its clear mileage varies from gamer to gamer with paradox games. It always has. Some anons rigs just fall apart with these games while others do just fine. These same complaints have been made going all the way back to EU1.
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>>134897538
>Release unfinished game
>Add 40 paid dlcs that finish it
No they're ultra-kikes.
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>>134897860
It's also the fact that Mohammed died well before the beginning of CKII timeline, idiot
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>>134917941
I don't play CK2 but don't DLCs push the timeline back to 600 so that people can LARP as pagans?
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>134916519
It's nice seeing ming falling apart like it's supposed to instead of that new OP shit from mandate of heaven.
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>>134897538
Yeah. If you're gonna play EU4 though, get the meiou and taxes 2.0 mod. It makes everything infinitely better
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>>134917847

>1 core

The mileage argument died a long time ago.
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>>134917321
Lets be honest. Being non-retarded is now equivalent to being right wing in the eyes of postmodernists.
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>>134918072
769 AD is the earliest start date
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>>134918452
which is a shame, but the mechanics barely make sense for 769.

I'd like to play as a Pagan Anglo Saxon and drive out the christians.
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>>134918111
Haven't played it for years now, totally forgot about it. Do they bring in extra decisions and missions?
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>>134918506
Sweden got it's first Christian King 1000 ish.
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>>134918072
It pushed the game back to charlemagnes time.
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>>134897860
I remember back when Merchant Republics were introduced into CKII and were overpowered as hell. I had so much money and the arab empire was such a pain in my ass that I decided I'd spend all my money to hire assassins to kill all descendants of muhammed. Back then he was in the game, I think without portrait but with several character traits, dunno about nowadays. I wanted to find out what would happen to the caliphate since only descendants of Muhammed can hold the title. Sadly only got through with it 2/3 because there are literally hundreds of them and I formed Rome, not knowing that it transforms you into a monarchy, invalidating all the cities you're holding and turning your 300+ barony-tier republics against you. Good times.
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>>134897538
Their games certainly can be redpilled if you make them that way
>>
LOL no

Paradox employee "Meneth", who runs the Paradox Wikipedia and Paradox subreddit, was a moderator at GamerGhazi, an extreme SJW subreddit. S/h/xe gave the Paradox subreddit an LGBT theme when gay marriage was passed.

The lead game developer of Stellaris blamed "misogyny" when people complained about a new shitty voice actress.

They are close friends with game journalist Rowan Kaiser who is a HUGE piece of shit SJW.

Paradox, like most Swedes, are cucks
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>>134897747
I liked this update. They give loads of 4/4/4 rulers for countries like England
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>>134918778
>The lead game developer of Stellaris blamed "misogyny" when people complained about a new shitty voice actress.

have not played stellaris since that awful new expansion came out that caused habitat spam - what have they done now?
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>>134918086
Sadly..
This screenshot was taken 9 months ago.
Before east Asia was turned into complete shithole thanks to paradox.

Fucking ming.
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>>134918554
M&T 2.0 is even more content than multiple paradox DLCs
So yeah, more decisions and missions indeed, but that's just very secondary.

It's not for everyone though. They have some pretty extreme designs ("Byzantium was on a downfall, so we're letting you play them but enjoy being kneecapped from the start super hard", "Culture conversion didn't happen, we disabled it"), and the likes.

Just try and and see for yourself. There are a lot of new things though, so try picking up the (work in progress) wiki.

The big features are that provinces no longer have "development" (tax/production/manpower) but population (rural/urban/upper class) and everything works around it.
Centers of Trades are no longer fixed, they're dynamic and move wherever the most trade power is. Centers of Production/Arts also exist and function just like I described above.

Basically the game becomes much more a country-building one and less a map-painting one.

All of this is a polical discussion btw.
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>>134918330
That's what I was getting at. If OP assumes their politics from what they don't show, he's just as presumptuous as the progressives.
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>>134918778
good thing that all their decent games have already been out for years and basically forgotten by the company
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>>134918969
New voice DLC, some of which are awful
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>>134918977
Is it even possible to have a east asian game anymore?
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>>134919198
yeah i dont really want some swedish sjw narrating my game, i'll keep that disabled
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>>134918969
More forum drama it seems. Paradox itself may not be raging sjws but their forum mods certainly have become so over the years. You cant say anything there anymore with a flood of warnings and bans.
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>>134915810
I forgot :(
And this horrible thing happened
Catholic Arabs wtf
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>>134919198
oh god, the miltarist one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBVLdxN0Zww

this is why you hire real voice actors
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>>134919309
As Japan or Indonesian countries ? - Yes.
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Rumor has it they will ban playing as NAZI Germany in the next installment of HoI because the german video game regulator keep getting complaints from lefties that ppl are LARPing as Hitler.
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>>134900336
ORTHODOX Christian I might add for any newfags out there who think we support Catholicism or god forbid Protestantism.
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>>134919757
The easiest way to LARP as Hitler is to puppet someone and then use foreign manpower as your meatshield and then watch casualties skyrocket

Works wonders with India, China or Russia.
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>>134897538
Don't forget that in Stellaris you can enslave entire races and then purge them or use them as food.
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>>134920034
Orthodox christanity is just as bad as catholicism
worse today even
stop being a roleplaying cuck for russia
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>>134919757
>the next installment of HoI

Honestly how many HoI reboots do we need?
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>>134919454
Dude, that border gore.

>pic rel
best possible timeline for CK2
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>>134897538
Cuckkings 2 is a favorite of mine though.
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>>134909513
shit man just today I was nuking the usa into obvlivion
long live the 1000 years atomic reich
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>>134920034

Personally, I'm amazed you found the one statement that would make both the oranges and the greens want to murder you
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>>134920225
>Cucked by Tyrone, tribal strong, brawny, brave and lustful warrior
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>>134920225
>cucked
>Tyrone
>still prestige + 10

you are a god amongst men
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>>134911036
>not pirating everything including the steam crack to play with redpilled friends
cucks
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>>134906007
can you turn them off, one of the main reasons i liked stellaris is you could make it your own. Now i have a preset vision of their society and culture.
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>>134920187
No, you have no idea ,all you have in your mind is le KGB meme, theres greek, georgian,armenian,syrian, and Orthodox in America, and if you want the teaching of Christ , you go there

I mean youre a leftist swede cuck anyway what you know about Christians anyway, /pol/ is GLORIOUSLY ORTHODOX

>>134920034
Hang on brother , after seeing the light of Christ the rest is toothpaste
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>>134908803
Just go to Pirate bay and get a torrent. Unless your an idiot you won't get a virus.
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>>134921129
*you're
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>>134916165
You can't unless you have the "become a king" ambition but you can fabricate a claim province by province.
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>>134897538
Paradox is the EA of grand strategy games, bunch of greedy kikes overpricing everything and with a business model consisting of 6trillion dlc's even for the most stupid things that should have been in the vanilla version of the game, like proper uniforms for each type of civilization.

If you want to buy a complete EU4 version of the game, right now it costs over 250 euros, a complete CKII must have been over 500 euros in its time until they started discounting the prices for antiquity.

Also, their games are overrated as fuck, but they really have a monopoly on that kind of GSG so people is stuck with them.
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>>134915281
I conquered the world with uruguay using brazilians as cannon fodder
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>>134920683
>>134920785
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>>134909135
>implying you will ever be rid of us
lmao

Victoria 2 is literally based on Marxist theory. One of the 2 pop stats is literally called Consciousness.
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>>134917226
>kekkonen
KEK
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>>134915439
>not calling him chad
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>>134921688
>real father
>tyrone
>sweden

TOP KEK
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>>134919757
It'll only affect the german version of the game anyway, Paradox are Swedes.
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>>134913214
Do people actually like Sabaton?

I always thought they were a self aware joke.
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>>134922278
Carolus Rex is breddy gud.
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>>134897538
Stellaris is the most redpilled by far. Genocide is a gameplay element and immigration is very, very bad.
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>>134908803
It's 1000x more fun than EU4.
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>>134922278
I enjoy a couple of their songs, mainly from carolus rex
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>>134922278
shut up nigger
sabaton is the real shit
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>>134914933
They found a way around it - look up the human phenotype mod and select the European option
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>>134922423
>having Genocide as a gameplay element is redpilled
You need to be 18 to post here
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>>134899054
Guy with Reagan - Bush 1984 t-shirt seems relatively right wing, or at least open enough and comfortable enough to wear it to such an event filmed and posted on the internet. Try doing that on a university campus.
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>>134898450
>but I have the stomach of the king of England
what did she mean by this?
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>>134922702
>genocide is not cool
>commie flag
pick one
>>134922632
try listening to raubtier sven
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>>134909135
ITS ALMOST LIKE THAT TIME PERIOD WAS FULL OF LEBERALS AND COMMIES
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>>134900420
>doesn't use Skidrow
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>>134914229
>he isnt using black ice mod for HoI3
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>>134923001
>implying i dont
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>>134923003
>unrestrained, unregulated capitalism and industrialization
>immediately collapses into commie revolts
Really activates the almonds.
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>>134918977
Kek, can Ming even implode anymore?

The problem I have with that is that right now they are too agressive and expansionist, if they made them equally strong but non-interventionist (but still making coalitions and such) it would have been much better and it would still make sense historically, right now they just start declaring wars to everyone and expand absurdly, at least if you don't have the Mandate of Heaven dlc but you still play in the most recent patch, which makes it even harder because you cant be a subsidiary of them so you can never be in good terms with Ming, as they rival you as soon as you grow a bit and instantly declare war.
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>>134913680
http://www.royalhistorian.com/ms-suffragette-interview-queen-victorias-opposition-to-womens-suffrage/
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>>134923189
I have to say that killing commies in my German Empire campaing is the most satisfiying thing i can do in any game.
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>>134897860
Actually, they brought back the Stellaris white only phonotype mod.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=690928807
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>>134920187
Catholicism is a heresy of Orthodoxy, but try telling shia practitioners they are a heresy of the sunni faith. There are millions of people who would defend the legitimacy of catholicism without understanding the great schism or how the pope usurped religious power in the west.
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>>134923469
Historically accurate, at least.
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>>134923475
Paradox contacted the mod maker soon after suspending it and told that the mod can stay up if the comments on Steam workshop are moderated.
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>>134901016
This has got a pretty blue-pilled name, but tell me a mainstream band that would even touch on hitlers glorious side of the story...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BawkcZdr3QI
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r8 my Germany /pol/
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>>134921764
And political ideology tends to reflect social class.
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>>134897538
What is with this redpill syndrome, where you'll always try to find the most obscure, likely non, "redpills" in whatever entertainment you were fond of before becoming redpilled?
Why do so many do this same thing?
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>>134917604
Only the east has resisted the cuckening.
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>>134911415
History is racist
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>>134915398
Well diversity can be a strengh. For instance if you enslave xenos populations to do work for you and forbid them from breeding you're still becoming more diverse.
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>>134901085
In my games, Byzantium always holds off the Jihadists and pushes up north and northwest, but once the Abbasid dynasty collapses, they quickly start eating the levant minors.
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>>134897538
They're probably South Park libertarians. Not far-right but they really hate liberal bullshit.
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>>134913773
>the period when white people discoverd the world and decided they didn't like it
kek
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>>134923763
Not bad bruh but why does Poland still exist?
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>>134923763
>ukraine exists
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/x/
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>>134923763
6/10, ya need the Baltic states and Netherlands and Belgium.
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new game...... will have a lezzer killing Viking warrior an shitting on his face .. ! No joke cannot repost .. Listen lads I beeing chased thru courts this ..Fact is Cunts Ruined ..lol
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HEIL SHITRAEL

BUY OUR DLC GOYM

IT WORTHS YOUR SHEKEL

TRUST US GULLIBLE CUSTOMER

A warm thank you to the group that released EU with a clusterfuck of DLC as nigga got politics, arab go kebabing and jews go moneychanging.

SP SERIES rule over this shit, btw
...........................................
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>>134915522
Nigger you're the Roman Empire. Use your superior navy to fucking get in there. Stack up 10k+ men on a duchy and just blitz it down with assaults. They don't even have a chance to respond.
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>>134905449
That's fucking absurd. Who is there is his place?
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cant play eu4 without BTFO'ing ottomans everytime
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>>134924852
Hitler, just in a shadow.
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>>134897538
literally who?
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>>134924852
hitler is there in swedish verision of the game
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>>134923763
minekid.jpg
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>>134924352
>>134924416
This is actually a old screenshot, i wanted to weaken Russia but i found a wayyy better way of doing it and that is to liberate the Comonwealth, it literally takes almost 1/4 of the Russian population, a lot of industry and resources.
>>134924450
Why? Baltics are shitty states with only fish and wood as resources, plus their population isnt great and its simply is not worth it to go to war with Russia for some shitty states. Also I can can Belgium and Netherlands as my allies and in my sphear for that sweet oil later on in the game.

Keep in mind i wasn't trying to create a Reich i was just LARPING as an actual leader of the state making best decision i could.
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Fuck no, but some of the modding devs they support are.
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>>134923763
If you didn't go Austria-> 2nd Reich you did it wrong. Also Poland exists.
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>>134924852
Hitler is in all versions of the game except german.

In the german version his face is blacked out and he is named Hiller or some shit
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>>134905449
>Hitler isn't even in the euro version.
That's probably due to the retarded German laws, the shame here is that all Europeans have to suffer the same bullshit when they don't have "denazification" laws (that could make sense post-war but not more than half a century after)
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>>134925200
>>134925422
Ok so it's not in all Europe, got trolled, good to know.
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>>134923763
>poland still exists
>kebabs not removed
meh
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>>134925565
Just the Germans. Germans are weird.
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>>134914373
You forgot about the great shame that is Italy vs Ethiopia
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>>134923486
Actually, sunnism is the heresy, shia just believe that the son of mohamed had the right to be the next caliph since the retarded prophet said it
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>>134897538
You can get Female Generals in EUIV. Though that was when my Queen hit like 55 and had a personality that made her crazy enough to lead them.
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>>134924945
I find it actually quite annoying. Since they stretch over 3 continents (if they don't colonize) you'll have to gobble through them in 2/3 of all games. Sieging the same fucking level 2 forts every game is kinda annoying, and to top it off you need to either build a heavy hitting navy to pass the strait or go through the mountain forts in the caucasus.
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>>134897538
>muslims don't conquer Europe 8/10 times

You've clearly never played CK2 with the Charlemagne start.
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>>134925422
It's not just Hitler, also Goebbels and some other high ranking party functionaires. Their names are unchanged though, there once was a shopped image on /pol/ which probably founded that rumour
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>tfw you make an empire and your vassals blob into wrong lands

I just wanted to emulated something along the lines of the Mughal Empire. I do get the routine bullshit as I had a 300+ emperor so i have literally whos becoming decadent, and every revolt I end up losing like 3-5k gold.
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>>134925992
It is all a matter of perspective, since the system of primogeniture succession was not in use in the middle east, and the 'heresy' only sprang up long after islam had made its big expansion, and was falling to the trademark degeneracy of a rapidly expanding empire.
I was not aware that Mohammed had a son, i thought it was a descendant of his nephew that claimed the rightful succession.
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>>134926537
>play meme date
>gets memed
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>>134926905
Nice to see Byzantium retook Antioch, it always takes them a while in my games, but i also see they expanded to the north and northeast, just as they seem to for me.
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>>134927077
That man even LOOKS autistic...
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>>134926537
Honestly that's not a sign of that famous Swedish cuckoldry, just an issue with game balance.
In Charlemagne start muslim states are fucking enormous (just like they were historically) and like in every Paradox game big states tend to be ultra stable. The result is that muslims kill everything around them and then some more.
In later starts the HRE has the exact same issue and since in 1066 it is even bigger and has better land than muslims it btfos them completely 9 times out of 10.

EU4 suffers from the same problem with Ottomans (plus the fact that they gave them virtually unlimited manpower).
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>>134897863

Why are they ruinning eu4, also, why no Rome 2?
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>>134927315
The problems with big muslim states like the Umayyads is that they are totally unopposed because the AI can never form the HRE.
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>>134926335
>and to top it off you need to either build a heavy hitting navy to pass the strait
and you cant usually do it easily if youre not a southern european country like spain. Or you can just ally the french and watch them siege shit for you.

Is eu4 multiplayer worth playing?
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What's the most fun HoI/DH/KR nation to play as and why is it [spoiler] Italy and/or France?
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>>134927541
I've been wanting EU Rome II for a while, but I don't know if they'll do it.

>>134927123
Takes them a while w/ Antioch for me too.

>>134927915
No.
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>>134927553
Countering big blobs with another big blob is like sending a nuke to intercept another nuke.
Whole issue would be solved if some system of supply was created so a state couldn't devote all its resources to a single front, WW2 style. Also, more internal strife and more opportunistic AI and bam, every Paradox game has been just made 10 times better.
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>>134897538
Ever since my PC died I've been itching to play CK2. So good. Even if the devs are cucked Swedes with a Jewish lust for money, the games are great.
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>>134928447
They did it in DH, then forgot about the tech.
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>>134921410

This, im tired of playing the same stale shit with sligtly diferent outcomes each update depending on the shills of their forum
Ive been iching to play a Rome 2, many in their fanbase have, but they would rather sell dlc's
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>>134928447
There is plenty of internal strife if you have the expansions. Problem is that blobs can easily counter the strife (because if they couldn't, they wouldn't be blobs in the first place)

I swear the Christian AI is retarded though. I always end up having to become 'Team Mercia: World Police' and mediate every conflict and stop Islam from spreading all by myself.

>Cunty McCuntface has started the 24th Byzantine Revolt to lower crown authority
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