Morality test

>>134897006
It's because you believe that doing the right thing is better than being loyal, following authority, or being "pure." If you take those three things out you are left with people who just want to be good.

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>>134897006
Israel is trying to start WW3

They want America to die

They want Russia to die

They want Iran to die

They want the goy enslaved

Contact your local House and Senate Rep

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Accurate

50% in all except authority that came out at a whopping 98%

What does this mean?

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>Jew
>loyal

>>134901250
Jews are loyal though. You are always loyal to your greedy nature it defines you.

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>>134897006

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>participating in daily data mining thread

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>>134897006

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>>134897006
it's perfect

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> 0% care
> 0% purity

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>>134897006
This test is shit. Its like a 12 year old girl came up with the questions

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>>134897006
I didn't even act like an edgy cunt and got low 'care'.

Why are these even questions? "JACK SAID SOMETHING MEAN TO JILL, IS THAT OKAY?" Jack can say whatever he wants, why should that bother me? Most of these questions are just nonsensical.

>>134899999
dude...

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Founding Father as Fuck reporting in

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>>134901250
>--12 FUCK HOT
what is that anon

>>134905993
same, if you want to ruin your reputation go ahead, I'd never do it but who am I to care about what Jack said

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r8

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:thinking:

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>>134897006
>my party doesn't exist
Fug.

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>>134897006

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Rate me I guess

>>134908316
this isn't tinder

That test is shit, I either strongly disagree or straight up don't give a fuck, I think I may have picked a green thumb only once

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>>134908316

>>134908525
>not giving a thumbs up to Jack hiring the hottest employee

>>134897006
>liberal only in the classical sense.
That's all it takes...

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>>134897006
Rate

>>134908752
Looks/sex appeal is main women value. if not looks to manipulable clients and other people and government enforcement why should you choose to hire woman at all?

>>134897006
Seems stupid. The left can't have their view of fairness without valuing the authority to impose it, and thus they should also have a very low view of liberty. Chart seems like it's made by a leftist that has fully bought into their own doublespeak.

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>>134897006
>When Kelly asks Steven out on a date, he sneers and says: “Like I'm gonna date a woman who looks like my overweight bulldog.”

>>134908977
adolf-herman hoppler/10

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bretty true

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>>134897006
I answered almost everything with bad and some with neutral.

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>>134897006
>LIBERALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Rate me.

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Your strongest moral foundation is Purity.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

>>134909664
L.O.L.

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>>134909876

>>134909876
bigot if true

>>134910033
Follow me on Twitter. https://twitter.com/ajp345_

>>134905639
Nice. Too bad you are not 100 on liberty.

>>134910188
Does it bother you to share a board with theocrats, Anon.? :3

>>134910188
doesn't give a shit about anything/10

care 91.7%, fairness 66.7%, loyalty 69.4%, authority 72.2%, purity 100%, liberty 77.8%. Strongest moral foundation: Purity, Morality closest to conservative.

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The employer requiring none of their employees smoke even in their personal lives is okay because, that is the deal of being an employee with said employee and you can can another job if you disagree. The siblings fucking protected - nothing wrong with it, other than they are disgusting. The Lt not doing the paper work of a civi being killed pissed me off, because that is procedure and you make an oath and obedience to said organization you can't just listen to some rules and ignore others, same goes with any or, the /pol/ tree house club if there are requirements on a rainy day you follow those orders if you acknowledge you are going to abide by the rules, it is immoral to do so, breaking trust, you have no honor, you're basically a lair in people faces. I'm all about freedom, let people do what they want get obese eating shit food, kill themselves getting surgery from a crack head in the ally, do sick shit as long as no one's getting hurt. Just let me mind my own business, this kind of environment, breeds straight, natural selection, a population of superior people more educated capable, compassionate etc... way better than the forced perfection you Nazi's want. You can't force perfection, it has to come naturally.

Your scores are:
Care 41.7%
Fairness 36.1%
Loyalty 36.1%
Authority 50%
Purity 52.8%
Liberty 86.1%

>>134910960
"You nazi's!!" he screamed as he patted himself on the back for being tolerant...

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Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

I don't understand this test.
Am I judging on whether I would find x permissible? In which case, almost everything would be OK. Or is it asking if I personally would take such an action? Because I find half of the items repugnant, but wouldn't forcefully outlaw such behavior if it was up to me.

>>134907711
Unusual. Which civil governments in history have been your favourite, lad?

>Care 16.7%
>Fairness 38.9%
>Loyalty 27.8%
>Authority 8.3%
>Purity 0%
>Liberty 94.4%

Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Libertarian.

FREEDOM FUCK YEAH
USA USA USA USA

>>134911746
I am always a bit taken aback when I see that there are some people who have no opinion on use of birth-control... Then I realise that there are some who are meant to be ruled by others and it half-way makes sense.

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>conservative
No surprises here

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>>134897006
Rate me I guess, what am I?

Your scores are:
Care 30.6%
Fairness 75%
Loyalty 66.7%
Authority 69.4%
Purity 66.7%
Liberty 94.4%

Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

>>134906873

Anon, what did he mean by this?

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It worries me that I scored so low on liberty.

>>134910960
>Purity 8.3%
>Hippie

Checks out

>>134912223
I am always a bit taken aback when I see that there are some people who have an extreme opinion on use of birth-control... Then I realize that there are some who are religious zealots, and are meant to be sheep ruled by others; and it half-way makes sense.

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I'm alright with this.

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>>134897006
Coming in hot

>>134900746
feelings fag spotted

>>134897006

morality is a spook

the stronger one wins all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qkd5y_tzKk

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>>134897006
They said my morality is closest to a libertarian and values liberty above all else but actually I'm politically a paleocon and last time I did this test my highest value was purity. Hmmm...

>>134897006
>Question 1 of 36
>In sex education class, the students are asked to inflate a condom with their mouth.

For what purpose?

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>>134897006

>>134920598

Who cares? Given that question, is really bad, sort of bad, a little bad, fine, a little good, sort of good, or really good?

>>134916531
Oh, man. Name-calling? Surely, I can never recover from that master-stroke. :^)

But seriously, why are you in this thread called "Morality Test," Anon.? Got bored and decided to troll?

>>134919667
>what is teamwork
Is teamwork a "spook"?

>>134921028

It depends entirely on what the intent is for that. If they're being taught how to use condoms, then yeah that's very bad because they're not fucking balloons. It's strange, but there might be a reason for it that may actually be acceptable. There's simply not enough information provided to accurately judge.

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Did that quickly. As expected tho.

>>134907398
I forgot the remove my status bar.
>-112
In iOS (even without a jailbreak) you can make the phone show the signal in numbers instead of bars.
>fuck HOT
I screwed my carrier name with a jailbreak so I had to manually put text in. So why not Fuck and my carrier name.

>>134912999
Probably a conservative who gets interested in elections and votes for the centre-right while "wishing there was better options at the ballot box" or something, Anon.

>>134912999
>>134922116
A little too middle-of-the-road for my taste, but then again at least you're here, eh?

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>>134897006

Meine Ehre heißt Treue

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>0 loyalty

Wew.

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Didn't know I was that conservative desu, I'm just not a dick

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>>134897006
seems ok

though many questions gave insufficient information

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>>134897006

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>>134897006
Yeah fuck off.

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>>134897006
Eh, why not man

>>134897968
Which means theyll be "good" for anything. Essentially they can be described as evil.

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>>134899999

>>134906998
Good shit George.

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>>134897006

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>>134897006
Strange test

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here you go data mining anon

ITT: Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

>>134909843
You "care" too much. Probably, you care too much about being liked, I.M.O., Anon. Work on your purity or else.

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LIBERTY OR DEATH

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absolute dogshit tier test
Should just be a political leaning test instead of pretending to be about morals

For the first one am I answering if it's morally acceptable for men to have a group, or for the feminist to take court action

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>>134909876
Hey, thats mine!?!' My %s were close in % 15 to 19 ish . Purity and conservative. Like i didnt know.
Really, the questions are designed a certain way which i would never give this questionaire to employees. You would get legal action against you

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>>134897006
Huehuehue

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>>134926964

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>>134922783
Wrong!!!!!!
We looked at your scores and compared with your background, and have determined, You are still a Dick!!!!!
Just kidding. Could help myself

>>134926667
I'm starting to belive that the point of this test was to break the news to libertardians that they're not actually conservative. See, this Jew is already screeching that the test is about morality, not politics. "What will happen if they stop voting and instead start caring about how they conduct themselves morally again. Oy vey!"

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>>134928156
I literally said the opposite retard. And I'm actually a burger on vacation but I doubt you'd believe that

>>134929199
Hrrr, drrr, muh burger.

That's a nice little dance you got there, Anon.

>>134930032
Doesn't change the fact that somehow you're stupid enough to read a sentence and gleam the exact opposite meaning from it

>>134930555

Trips of Truth

>>134930555
It doesn't matter how much you kick and scream now, Anon. You only showed interest in this thread after I called you out; everything you say now is just a cover for your accidental self-exposure.

I thought this was a bad test, right? You're trolling.

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>>134931132
Whatever you say Anon

>>134931661
At least we both know that you're only here because you are bored, though I do it is funny that you are pretending to be interested in these results from the test which you don't like. :^)

>>134931827
I usually spend time on personality/political/moral test threads just to see where /pol/ generally lands.
I just thought its stupid how the test acts like its about morals when its obviously about politics.

>>134901248
That you're a bootlicker who needs daddy to tell him what to do, who/whatever that daddy may be

>>134932584
Good scores, Anon.

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giv me liberdy or giv me deth :DDDDD

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>>134897006
Well the tests have the result's that i expect

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hallo lets stop collapse of civilisation ok thx :DDDDDDD

>>134935056
>low purity
Heathen scum

>>134938288
sorry I don't give a fuck if kids blow up condoms like balloons

>>134938858
>sorry i don't give a fuck that jews infiltrated schools
So you don't care about the collapse of civilisation, and don't mind yours joining all the others extincts ones who succumbed to exactly what is happening now ?
Do you want the bullet to be shot through your brainstem or your heart ?

>>134939115
not my problem

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>>134897006

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Some of the questions seemed poorly worded, but I agree with most of this.

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Pleased.

>>134897006
http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/bar.php?s1=21&s2=25&s3=30&s4=34&s5=24&s6=26

Expected more purity, although I'm sure if I told them I wanted to stone adulterers instead of just giving it 3 thumbs down ir could change things.

>>134932222
Or he thinks others should do what is morally right and not just him. But no, keep projecting that he can't follow a strict moral code to a fair degree, like you

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>>134897006
Interesting test. It clocked me as a libertarian.

>>134897006
http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php
Your scores are:
Care 97.2%
Fairness 83.3%
Loyalty 52.8%
Authority 97.2%
Purity 83.3%
Liberty 52.8%

You have no one strongest moral foundation.
Your morality is closest to that of a Left-Liberal.

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>>134897006
Neato.

>>134939300
I'm pretty sure the extinction of Humanity is a problem for all of us.
Assuming you are human, i guess considering your flag you could easily be a kike, beaner or nigger.

>>134943903
Any thoughts on my scores?

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Rate

>>134945188
Your loyalty is unnervingly low compared to the others, but I wouldn't by any stretch say that you completely failed, Anon.

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Indidnt really care about anything except the birth control lie and the fat sluts in the mens club.

Your scores are: Care 88.9% Fairness 69.4% Loyalty 75% Authority 80.6% Purity 86.1% Liberty 66.7%

Your strongest moral foundation is Care.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative

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Ancap master race

>>134947711
L.O.L.

>>134947707
What does "care" even mean, T.B.H.

>>134945892
It's largely because I am a social outcast and recluse that my loyalty scores are low. But I would have undying loyalty for someone I trust.

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>A man orders a custom-built sex doll designed to look just like his niece.

which /pol/ poster wrote these questions?

>>134948032
Care: This foundation pertains to our mammalian need to care for our young and to form bonds of attachment to others. It underlies the virtues of kindness and nurturance and is tied to emotions such as protectiveness and compassion. Left-liberals typically score the highest on this dimension, conservatives the second-highest, and libertarians the lowest.

Scroll down the website for descriptions.

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like i thought it would be.

>>134945517
conservative?

>>134897006
((((((((((test))))))))))>>134905724