HOW TO MOVE TO JAPAN FOR DUMMIES

fuck off, dont fall for the japan meme

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Step 8.) Complete JLPT. Take the Harder JLPT exam next year (N2 in 2019 if you took N3, if you took N2 and passed in 2018, aim for N1 in 2019 because why not)

Step 9.) Get associate's degree from your community college. Get a full-time job and save money. You need at least $26,000 in the bank.

Step 10.) Take 2019 or 2020 JLPT. Pass. Remember, if you fail the exam, you are fucked. Do Not fail the exam. It is only administered once a year. This will be your N2 certificate or N1 certificate. This is your ticket to Japan, TIP: If you have acquired N2 or N1 before getting your associate's degree, it is technically possible to move to Japan "early" on under-graduate visa to complete your bachelor's, but for most learners, you will have to wait until you have a bachelor's

If you got this far, you're probably one of the chosen ones. From here on will entail how you transition to moving to Japan from where you are now, so please be mentally ready for what lies ahead

Step 11.) Acquire N2 or N1 certificate based on how good your japanese study was. Acquire bachelor's degree from your community college. Have $26,000 in your bank account.

The door is now open. Your path to Japan is finally open, anon

Select one of the following steps and pursue that specific step until its completion and you will finally live in Japan and earn a japanese flag icon on 4chan

Step 12a.) Student visa method - Apply to japanese university. Show everyone your N2 or N1 certificate to bypass japanese learning school requirement. Enter japanese university on scholarship. Stay in japanese university until you find good job, then leave school and transfer to work visa

Step 12b.) Work visa method: Use the website Gaijob to find a job in japan and apply. Show bachelor's degree, and if required for a translator job, N2/N1 certificate.

Step 12c.) Marriage visa method: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Literally all of them.

Step 12d.) JET Method: Apply to JET Programme. This method does not require $26,000 so if you have trouble acquiring $26,000 this is the method for you. Be warned: JET is 80% autism. You will have severe autistic co-workers who are NOT prepared for Japan. You will be one of the sane, strong 20%. Use time in JET looking for a different job. JET Is a dead-end job, it is only used to get your foot in the door. You will be employed in Japan for a while, use your days off and vacation pursuing other jobs. Also, JET does not require N2. HOWEVER. Your jobs after JET while require Japanese knowledge, so N2 is still highly reccomended if your future is in Japan. Bachelor's degree still required for this method

Apply for JET here (only if doing Step10d): https://jetprogramusa.org/
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Step 12e.) 10 years work experience

If you can't get a bachelor's degree, and you can't get a japanese girlfriend, but you can save $26,000, there is one method for you. If you work the same job for 10-years consecutively, you can apply for japanese job of the same type. For example: Chef in 10 years in America > Chef in Japan. This is the only step besides a marriage visa that does not require bachelor's degree or N2 requirement.

Step 12f.) Rich as fuck method

If you are "Rich as fuck", there is an easy shortcut to Japan. Attend a JLS for 6 months > 2 years. Find a 5-star JLS here: https://gogonihon.com/ - You will spend roughly $30,000 for 2 years in japan. They will teach you Japanese. At the end of 2 years, they will help you apply to Japanese university if you do not have bacheor's degree. If you have bachelor's degree, they will help you find a job in Japan.

THATS IT. These are the only SIX "Real" methods to entering Japan. Pick 1 of these 6. That's all you get. Seriously.

Good luck anon, you'll need it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

waito pigu go home

>>134884512
'Cept, most westerners are not mentally prepared for Japanese work dynamics, loyalty, or work ethic. I have seen Japanese business men drink all night, sleep on cardboard outside their office to avoid the 4 hour round trip on the train, then just get up and go into work. This is quite normal. Complaining about it would make you look like you were not a team player.

Can't wait to go get some Asian QTs lmao, praise Kek

Basically requirements are learn the language and have money?

>>134885237
lol I live in JP,OP is so wrong and this is why JP is so fuckedup. Tey dont give a shit about people it is all an act.

>>134884589
this

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>>134884512
>those tits
>those teeth
I'm so conflicted right now. Sauce?

You lost me at bachelors degree. May as well go fuk thai whores if i gotta do all that

>>134884512
>HOW TO MOVE TO JAPAN
why the fuck would i want to do that?

>Move to Japan
>Get depressed
anime isnt real life you faggot

>>134884512
White piggu gtfo

nah

>>134884512
>americans need a degree to live in japan

everyone else can just do a working holiday and go with no degree. work is easy to get too even with no degree.

>>134884719
>Step 12c.) Marriage visa method: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Literally all of them.
What happens if I get divorced?

>>134888461
you literally lose your visa within a week and have to leave.

it didnt used to be that way but now marriage there is kind of like a blackmail deal.

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>>134884512
I will try that, sensei
but if I fail I come after you

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Japan with it's declining population will soon belong to PR China.

>>134888173
Not if youre staying permanently dumbass

>>134888888
noooooooooooooo

>>134884512
>>134884589
this. pathetic weaboo
>muh anime japs must be übermensch

>>134888888

It has been said, and checked.

>>134888888
Natural selection will raise the Japanese fertility rate in a few generations. Genes that cause a more intense desire to reproduce will be selected for, and genes that predispose people to become hikikomori or grass eating men will be selected against. The reason why fertility rates are low is departure from the environment of evolutionary adaptedness. Also checked.

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>>134888888
holy shit

>>134888888
and nothing of value was lost

>>134885237

Gaijin are excused from anything that doesn't fit their own work culture, and they won't be penalised for it.

Sure, if you leave work at 5pm sharp, your coworkers will resent you slightly, but they'll also think "well, he's a waito piggu, i don't know why I was expecting anything else"

It won't materialize as lower wages or anything.

Also even if you comply 100% with all their rules you'll be a white foreigner, so there is no point not to take your whiteness as an advantage.

According to the law, you can live like a European with decent work hours, paid vacation time. Japanese people are just too ashamed to use what is in their contract, and forego vacations not because they don't have them, but because it's "shameful".

t. worked in Japan for 8 years.

>>134888888
>tfw commies get digits

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>>134888888

Step 1. Don't.

Just leave Japan and other ethnically homogeneous countries alone. When our future is so fucked with 'diversity' we can look at Japan like we look at owners of exotic supercars. Jealous when envy.

>>134888888

Kek'd and checked, rip Japan

>>134889266
I pretend to go there to work. I am and skilled engineer will I be fine senpai?

>>134884512
tfw its been 6 month since I started this shit. Soon soon I will be getting my qt 3.14 nip gf and a rural house in comfy and safe japan while the west burns into degeneracy.

>>134886250
What teeth?

What level of N do I need to be a Samurai?

At least Japan still has some sense of traditionalism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuUgjGo4t48

>>134889266
Are you literally a Japanese-equivalent of a nigger? Sheeeeeeeyit

>>134884512
I am trying to learn japanese, but I am smart enough to know not to work in Japan.

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we wuz samraiz n shiet

>>134886250
rin kajika

step 13: post a "i hate Japan" thread on /pol/ 2 months after moving because you've realized that magical japanland isn't like in the animes and there is no waifu for you.

you are alone, untouched and ignored, forever because who you are is not a function of where you are.

>>134889495

As long as you don't go full retard and criticize your boss in public (in front of his boss or his subordinates), I think you'll be fine.

Just don't be a sperg and yell at them if they want to know about Rafael Nadal, sombreros and shit.

I was like "haha yes football yes, hot women on beaches excellent haha yes Kenji that's exactly it"

>>134889732

No I'm here in BR on business as well. I was a white collar worker in Japan.

>>134884512
>moving to japan
Hell no. I fell for that meme and nearly hanged myself. You have to be a soulless robot to like it there.

>>134890044
nobody told you that they don't appreciate fat white beta david-kuns, did they?

>>134889894
>>134886250
Also, Ria sakuragi
And her original teeth were much worse.
Did have a movie wih Hitomi once too.

>>134888888
>2017
>Manpower still matters anything in war
>Implying the Chinese haven't ever been BTFO in every war for centuries by smaller countries even when outnumbering their enemies +5/1,
>implying most wars weren't retreated from and twisted the facts in the history books so they pretended they won.
>implying any actual "victory" in terms of numbers by the chinese was nothing but their "military" massacring defenseless peasants.

It's been proven time over time: A society of slaves makes no good warriors.

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>>134888888
Pic related.

>>134889894
>>134890162
Thanks m8s. Off to do some internet cough*research*cough.

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>>134889943
>yes Kenji that's exactly it

>>134884788
Why are you here? Why are you doing this?

>>134890140
I'm black but I didn't experience any racism.
It's just a horrible place. Ever wonder why everything is so shiny and all cartoony in some places? It's all a distraction from their miserable robot lives.
With them it's all work and not expecting anyone to give a fuck about it because working like a dog 24/7 has to be the 2nd thing you do to continue living right behind breathing which is 1. Now I actually why their birthrates are falling. The women are SHIT. Basically overgrown gold digger children. Sex? Anyone can buy it but love and generally being a normal human being? It's nowhere to be seen.


...still better than those chinks tho

>>134890663

>I'm black

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no wonder you didn't like it Jamal

>>134888888
holy fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_cCDFqLeTY

Too late white boi, the superior black man is already in Japan blacking your precious nippon waifus

>>134890729
Fuck you man it was good initially.

>>134890835
Are you the rare breed of weeb negro?

>>134884719
source of that webm please

>>134890663
>I'm black but I didn't experience any racism.
my girl is from japan and she is racist and tells me everyone is racist--to the point where blacks are not even human to them. japan for the japanese.

they're all robots to you because that's how they socially interact with black people. just go through the motions and wait for it to be over. maybe if you niggers started acting human people would treat you like one

>>134890835

Asians are literally immune to (((political correctness))), what did you expect?

They have literally no positive example of black people to draw upon to make a judgment.

>>134890908
I've only watched and liked DBZ so how can I be a weeb?

>>134891027
based black goku

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>>134884512
Leave Japan alone

>>134890663
>Flag
>I'm black
>With them it's all work
I see what you did there. 7/10

>>134890966
>my girl is from japan

And that where the bullshit in your comment begins. Try harder to hide it next time.

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Don't even think about it, shlomo.
Stop tainting our ancestral lands with your swine blood.

>>134888461
You must commit seppuku.

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>>134888888
I am sure Japanese men will step up and defend their countey.

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>>134886050
Timestamp with blacked out ID card you proxy LARPer

Or it never happened and OP wins and you have to be his wife

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>>134888888
>>134892976
Nippon's men will repel foreign invaders

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>>134893050
>>134888888
They will fight to the last man.

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>>134888990
HOLY FUCK

KEK HATH SPOKEN

HEXES CHECKED

JAPAN WILL BE BASED FOREVER AND CHINA WILL CONOR SHAMEFUR DISPRAY AND FAIL

A college friend of mine is a black man from Brooklyn who started teaching himself Japanese in high school. He moved over there and got a job with a tech company. He married a girl over there. Though she is from Shanghai, so I dunno what his status would be for citizenship. They have a daughter now.

>>134893288
Disgusting

japs are such a filthy race

>>134888888
weebs btfo

>>134884512
Where is the step on acquiring a visa and a job?

Or did you mean to type retard-proof way to learn Japanese?

I don't have a degree and am not going to get one, however I own my own company and am rich as fuck. How can I into Japan?

Japan is a nice place to visit, but I really wouldn't want to live here.

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>>134894407
are you a gook? if not are you a greasy expat?

i know a (white) guy in the defense industry in japan and he says the girls more than make up for it.

what don't you like about japan?

>>134889048
Are you pissed because nips won't let you bomb their cities hammed? How's Germanistan doing btw? is sariah as good as your people says? are you enjoying the daily riots, trucks of peace etc?

Kek

>live in Japan
>can't own firearms

no thanks faggot

>>134888888
checked
RIP Japan

>>134894505
Just passing through on a working holiday visa.

The only cool people are farmers. No joke. Big city people are soulless robots.

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>>134888888
woah, checking that nonsense.

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>>134888888
horray sheet!

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>>134894830
tell stories faggot

>>134894694
>live in Japan
>don't need firearms

>>134884512
Ria is living proof that God still loves us

>>134889732
in all honesty, the Japanese work ethic is retarded and the #1 cause of the high suicide rate in Japan.

I can understand staying over a little at work to finish a time-sensitive project, but my experience in Japan is that most of the time spent staying after work accomplishes VERY LITTLE. Often, workers will be lazy and unproductive for 6 hours, then try to rush in the required work at the end of the day and use that as their excuse to stay late as expected.

Others will do their work at the beginning of the day and engage in mindless busy work, or clean the office and file things for 2-3 more hours so they look like good employees.

>>134895063
Went to Osaka. Bums and skanks everywhere. Went back to the countryside. Got drunk together with farmerbros after working in the rice field.

Not much to tell. If you go to Japan, go to the countryside.

Fucking gooks

>>134884589
Correct my Dalmatian man.

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>>134888888
Nippon! NOOOOOOOO

>>134884512
Step 1: Don't.
It'll just wreck the positive stereotypes go got from your cartoons.

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>>134895092
>don't have firearms
>become a uselsss manlet who can't shoot

I'll just go with my huge dick and enter in Japanese porn industry gaijin sex market.

It's a small market but I don't have high expectations anyways.

>>134888888
fuk u. i deny kek's power. commies must hang.

>>134892293
thats china

>>134895602
>firearms
>manly

Nigga please, all nignogs can shoot a gun. Fist fighting is where its at.

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Thanks anon,

What if I just get a civilian job at a U.S. military base there? Isn't that the easiest way?

1. I don't need to learn Japanese
2. I live with people from my country
3. It's cheaper

Is this to become English teacher in Japan or just to live there?

I would like to contribute to a particular area of science research in Japan but have no lick of Japanese. I assume all the research published from Japan has been translated by science journal itself and not natively by the researchers.

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