Nosebleeds

I still have at least 5 nosebleeds a week
I'm 21

>>134834278
I had a spate of them for a bit and a doc basically stuck a soldering iron up my nose to seal off something he thought was sketchy looking.

I've had like 1 or 2 a decade or so for no apparent reason since.

>>134834278
Yup - Shit would just start pouring blood for no reason - Teacher says " WHAT ARE YOU DOIN ?! PICKIN IT ?! " . Started in 4th grade - Stopped by 6th grade

yes.

I had them...all the time.

WHY?>>>!>!>!>!>

>>134836820
BUT I do have a deviated septum . so maybe that had something to do with it - Or I only ate apples as a kid maybe I had an Iron Deficiency ?

Let me guess OP. Your first memory is of you swimming in water?

>>134834278
only on really hot days, like 35c+

Instead of their period, once a month a Jew's nose will bleed for hours at a time. The menstruation of the Jew.

Surprising but true.

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>>134834278
I once sold my body to this uni for a few months when i was living in Serbia. They gave me these weird pills and injections, but they paid me like $140 cash a week which was awesome

the downside was that i kept getting nosebleeds, muscle spasms, nightmares, headaches, minor hallucinations, and strange pains in my body. I completely forgot what I was being given but I remember being told "don't worry, you'll be fine"

when I stopped that program the nosebleeds stopped but I still get bad nightmares, bad pains, and occasional memory loss, but this has been going on for many years now

tbqh I am scared to go to a doctor at this point but at least the nosebleeds stopped

>>134839299
It's true. Jews actually only reproduce by creating golems.

>but anon then why do they give the golems foreskins?
Duh, in order to practice the blood sacrifice needed to seal their covenant with their g-d to have the golem possessed by a demon.

>>134834278
People with Jewish ancestry can be predisposed to have a periodic nosebleed. In some cases it can happen with regularity, about 35 days on averge between bouts. It often resolves itself as individuals begin to mature.

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I had a lot of them when I was in high school for some reason. It mostly happened in the winter because the air is dryer and my capillaries would crack. Not fun at all

>>134834278
Yes. It means you were being abducted by aliens or picked your nose too much.

>>134834278

ya

I used to have ear infections a lot too.

>>134837730

what does it mean?

i dont really think this is the right board for this kind of discussion

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>>134839875
you dumbass. you should have just camwhored your boipussy and not injected serbian superaids. rofl.

>>134834278
Fucking why are Canadian 86 IQ threads allowed?

>>134834278
I remember a lot of white kids used to get them during the winter. I never did and no one in my family did and always thought it was cause of my superior black genetics.

>>134842193

Nothing Hehe I am just shitting around. It's a really really common first memory to have. Guessing something about infants and water I suppose.

>>134837915
Yeah fuck cunt I get these too and so does my brother.

>>134843518
protip oxyclean really does get the blood right out

RIP Billy Mays