I don't know what to think anymore

>>134833704
Urinals have always been a waste of space in my opinion. Men can piss in toilets and all urinals achieve is making me have to stare at an empty urinal when I have to shit and someone is in the only stall. Toilets are female privilege, imo.

>urinals take up space
>can only be used one way

>toilets can be used by everyone
>have multiple purposes

Wow that sure is fuckin' retarded OP.

>>134833862
>>134833893
You guys haven't shat in a urinal before?

>>134833862
>>134833893
Toilet stalls take up a lot more space, though. If they were actually concerned about saving space then they would have troughs like in Wrigley Field.

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>>134833704

inb4 Article 15 punishments for leaving the seat up

>>134834343
>stalls
This is the Navy we're talking about, anon.

>>134834667
And?

>>134834704
So you don't need partitioned stalls, just a row of toilets.

>>134834704
they are homos at the navy...

I'd care if naval soldiers didn't sit down to pee already.

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>>134834343
>the people who design aircraft carriers aren't concerned with space

If I'm in a washroom and you have an issue with being seen or heard then go in the woman's one. Nuke all dividers

>>134833704

Good, urinals are just bad toilets.

>>134834807

Exactly. I work at a golf course and the men's room only has one proper toilet and two urinals. I can't count how many times I went to take a shit and some asshole was using the toilet stall as a changing room.

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>>134833704

>Push gender neutral bathroom.

>Realize there is definitely a male gender every time you sit down on a puddle of piss on your gender neutral toilet seat.

It really does though.

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>>134834807
They partition the showers, though.

>>134834855
Aircraft carriers aren't submarines. They're gigantic. Especially the USS Ford.

>>134833704
I fucking hate urinals though, they perform half the function of a toilet, and you have to show everyone your dick. I am pissed that this is being done for entirely for the benefit of mentally retarded ideologues.

>>134833704

I shit like once a day, but piss like a race horse. so i would only put the seat down to piss and put it up and hover while i take a shit

>>134833704

Cant they just piss off the side of the boat?

>>134835463
At that point I'd deliberately leave piss on the seat out of spite.

>>134835712

just like a fucking indian.

>>134835559
>>134835707
Incredibly effeminate and jewish
>he's not humongous and uncut

>>134833704
Murica is a fucking joke

A Sailor and a Marine are using a latrine.
After they finish pissing, the Marine leaves, the Sailor stays inside and washes his hands.
Once the Sailor exits the latrine, he says to the Marine, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we relieve ourselves."
The Marine smiles and replies, "That's nice, but in the Corps, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

>>134835559
That's to prevent handjobs.

>>134835944
I don't get it. Does the writer of that joke not understand basic hygiene?

>>134835995
Everyone in the navy is made gay

>>134836043

The joke is that marines like to go about their day with the smell of cock on their fingers.

>>134836043
t. babydick that pees all over his hands

>>134833704
See. Told you the M.I.C was owned by jews.

In the chow line your literally nut to butt so having pee splattered all your pants is a bad idea.

>>134835559
>shitting and wiping your ass infront of your fellow crew
>hey let's make it gender neutral

This isn't gonna end well.

Aircraft carriers are entirely obsolete anyway, they are useless in combat with military groups like Iran. Let alone a fight with an actual superpower, it's just an an easily targeted floating bag of money to be sunk.

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>>134833704
nuke the navy

>>134833704
It's a fucking boat, you piss off the stern and just make sure you're pissing downwind. The world is your urinal.

>>134836469

I'm pretty with least 4 of our aircraft carriers, we can take on the entire continent of africa in all out war, they will never reach our shores, but we can bomb any one of their shitty countries

>>134836127
Its not gay if it's underway!

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>>134833704
that's a nice carrier you guys got there

>>134833704

Who the fuck even controls the US military?

Trump is elected yet the political direction does not change.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

>>134835995
Aaand then the ship sinks
>>134836170
Better than queef
>>134836444
This. Just like any other time men and women fuck themselves by mixing. Can women even drive or throw things properly? No. Cook? Clean? No. Be interesting? No

>>134835723
>Cant they just piss off the side of the boat?
I dunno, can you fucking jump 140 ft back on board or swim to shore from the middle of the fucking ocean.

>>134836469
Lasers should pose a strong enough defence against modern anti-ship missiles.

>>134837935
>Muh savior (((Trump)))

>>134833862
fpbp

i never understood where flush urinals came from (obvious answer: salesmen).

We should have more advanced transhumanism in our armed forces. Soldiers should have implants which trickle in an on-board week+ long supply of nutritional supplement.

>>134837789
>mach 7
>goes so fast the friction heats up the warhead till it self-ignition 20 miles from the target
lel gr8b8m8

>>134834194
only human garbage shit in urinals.

>>134835707
>I fucking hate urinals though, they perform half the function of a toilet, and you have to show everyone your dick.

holy shit you're at the urinal for 20 seconds max, who cares if someone sees your dick. I'm a literal, actual faggot and I only ever stare straight ahead, I have absolutely zero interest in checking anyone out when I'm fucking taking a piss.

>>134833704
I've been underway on 5 different naval warships and I've only seen one with urinals. Just piss in the toilet for fucks sake.

>>134838863
You think that soldiers should wear catheters?

>>134837935
But the political direction is changing.

Urinals are garbage because they splatter piss all over you. They need to make them deeper,or put a piss cone on the side of toilets.

>>134840590
Shut up faggot, you prefer sex with men, how can anyone trust your opinion on anything?

>>134833862
Toilets take up more space and spend more water. You're fucking stupid.

>>134833862
Piss all over the seats

>>134841009
You can't use a urinal to take a shit. Plus urinals are far messier and a pain in the ass to clean. And the ones they have on ships are not what you think. I'm not going to clean 100 guys' piss off the deck every morning.

>>134833704
>implying this is for political correctness
This is to stop people from shutting in urinals

>>134841333
Not according to actual bathroom experts they aren't. Urinals are superior in every way for what they are designed for.

>>134841105
>Piss

>>134840798
Stillsuits are the future

>>134841643
Is that what Australians call coffins for stillborns?

>>134841347
I thought that was only the marines?

>>134833704
>complain about rape culture
>promote things which may actually lead to a real rape culture
I don't know what is real anymore.

>>134835707
> be ancap
> have micropenis

>>134833704
Women are going to have to learn to leave the toilet seat up if they don't want it pissed on.

>>134841333
Urinals,far quicker for their purpose,better for crowds.

>>134839845
>zogbots
>not being the human garbage of our civilization

>>134841347
this is why and
>>134844075
marines ride in navy equipment you queerbait

>>134844345
Well i didnt know they use carriers. I thought the air force but not the marines.

>>134844579
air force has planes to take them places dude and air conditioned tents so they arent too uncomfortable in the desert

>>134833704
Hey anon, I bet your house has a gender neutral bathroom.

>>134833862
Aside from taking less space and being faster and more convenient to use, urinals serve the same purpose as an express check-out lane: they stop slow users from holding up large numbers of fast users.

By your reasoning, an express check-out lane in a grocery store with an item limit is strictly inferior to a regular lane, but you're only thinking from the point of view of an isolated individual user, not the dynamics of a busy facility.

Women would have much less trouble with long lines if they could somehow have pissing-only stalls.