Soarin' Ted swoops in to save the day

>>134818945

Woah

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>>134818945
>It's real
The delegates are here!

Tea Party got a man close to being President, right wing grassroots are far superior to leftists trash

>>134818945
wtf i'm cruzmissle now

DAHNALD.. HAND OVER THE SKELEGATES

https://youtu.be/u77J0hI1mPg

>>134820368
I actually really like Ted Cruz. I just think he would have made a shit president. But AG or Supreme Court Justice Cruz would be amazing for the country.

>>134818945
if sessions wont fall in line then we might need cruz.

that being said, he did co-sponsor that anti-boycott israel bill.

Based Ted Cruz to save this administration.

I still think Ted Cruz should be the next Supreme Court justice. He can replace Kennedy, or if Ginsberg dies, Ginsberg.

Digits says Ginsberg dies in her sleep tonight and Lyin' Ted takes her seat

>>134820480
>Supreme Court Justice Cruz
Yes

>AG Justice Cruz
No

He's been really good since the election, may actually b our guy

>>134818945
He was my first choice for AG but i really thought sessions would be more of a pitbull than hes shown. It takes time though and hes been loyal

He better not. You cannot trust lyin' ted.

he will ruin Trump from the inside for his own political gain. you think he forgot about Trump claiming his dad killed JFK?

there is a reason this snake has zero friends in the senate.

>>134820840
Sessions is a dip shit who still wants to wage the war on drugs and thinks civil forfeiture laws are good.

the opposite of a conservative

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Proceed.

>>134818945

I'm oddly comfortable with this.

>>134820840
Goudy was the dream pick, Kruse good second, Sesh show'd his ass with recusal, he's dirty looking because of it

>>134821113
Sessions is a hard-ass on immigration. Cruz spoke Spanish during the campaign.

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>>134818945
my dick is diamond

>>134818945
>>134820480
>>134821258
I think Ted Cruz is more effective as a Senator.

What do you guys think of people from the NRA becoming AG, instead.

Would someone like Wayne LaPierre be good as AG?

Have been outta the loop for a few days.

What's wrong with sessions?

>>134821457
>Cruz spoke Spanish during the campaign.
?
It's a white language...

>>134818945
>...and for that reason I thought Lyin' Ted would be perfect for the job. Everybody welcome Lyin' Ted. That's what I call him because he can't not tell a lie. Ya know, Abe Lincoln. Great guy. Great great wonderful guy, Abe. Ol' Abe Lincoln. He couldn't TELL a lie and Lyin' Ted can't tell the TRUTH. Amazing man though besides that. We all have differences of opinion and so I know he'll be great as America's Attorney General. Believe me, Lyin' Ted is perfect for this job.

>>134821457
But getting rid of the leakers is more important than immigration yet leaks are still happening.

>>134820480

This, also SC Ted El Rato Cruz would cause liberal butthurt for GENERATIONS, while AG Cruz would last a couple of years tops.

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>>134818945
Good

>>134821563
He cares more about marijuana than illegals

>>134818945

Yes, let's get into the cycle of removing valuable people in the Senate, installing them as AG, then firing them a few months later.

>>134821581
t spic
>>134821633
lol, if Immigration fails then the rest doesn't matter because we are fucked regardless.

he's a zionist cuck, fuck off

Cruz cosponsored the Israel boycott = crime bill. He's no fucking civil libertarian, he's Sheldon Adelson's fuck pillow.

Sessions isn't going to make this easy. All this is just an attempt to push Sessions instead of pushing him. It's going to cause shit if he fires Sessions, but not as much shit if he fires Mueller.

>>134818945
Dahnald,transfer me your AG delegates so I may soaring-ly rid the country of illegals and shills

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>not ron paul

Wow, the Jews are really going mad over Sessions now that they finally got a whole bunch of Trump supporters to express public disappointment.

>>134821886
he's not going to do shit on immigration unless he stops leaks and also routes the establishment. sessions is a bitch who always tries to appease enemies and virtue signal he's a gentlemen. he just talked tough on immigration but didn't do shit on it.

i completely agree america is fucked if it doesn't fix immigration, but you've got to clear the road blocks first. cause sessions recused himself he hamstrung trumps entire fucking presidency. the republicans in congress love that democraps are talking about russia so they don't have to do anything and can sit on the fence. there's zero chance they're going to get a hard hitting immigration bill if they can't even repeal obamacare. thanks you fucking dipshit sessions. the only thing he can do now is literally start arresting the fucking criminals like hillary and do shock and awe to make everybody obey

>>134818945
I don't like this. Cruz is weak, and a Pentecostal. He genuinely seems to believe that Jews are holy people chosen by God. Let him stay in the Senate, I guess, but not this.

>>134821058
Did you not watch the redemption Arc? I mean Vegeta committed multiple genocides but he still managed to save the world himself and fathered a hero who saved the future.

>>134818945
>Trump says something about AT
>Now everyone is pouncing on Sessions' again
This is just dumb. Whatever ends up happening, as long as he doesn't fire Muller it doesn't matter.

>>134818945
fuck no don't do this, we're eating through our senators at this rate

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>>134818945
Holy fuck this administration is a fucking disaster

Can we all take a moment to realize the mess Trump is in right now? Just damn... Still glad Hillary lost but Trump really wasn't suited for the job (still making him better than Hillary).

>>134821597

Or how about the fact that Trump chose Scaramucci, the same guy who insulted Trump calling him a political hack and praised Hillary? US politics is such a clusterfuck right now kek

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>>134822953
I don't understand why Trump isn't more careful about the things he says and does. He should've changed his behavior a bit since he won the presidency.

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>>134821058
I'm really hoping this happens. Ted Cruz is pretty fucking smart and will sink Trump if he finds any dirt.

>>134822746
>>134822746
WAIT

WAS THIS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG?!?

>>134822953
Scara was choosen because he's an extremely smooth talker and communications has no affect on policy

>>134823260

lmfao that's how I feel after seeing the headline

>The (S)Hill

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THIS IS IT DAHNALD

By the end of this year Trump will hire Hillary. Screencap this thread.

>>134822953
>Or how about the fact that Trump chose Scaramucci, the same guy who insulted Trump calling him a political hack and praised Hillary?
My God! Meritocracy in my politics?

Say what you want, Scaramucci is a talented man.

>>134818945
And he told me Jeff, even you like your job, you can't keep it!

>>134818945
I thought Sessions was a good guy

>>134824319
>No no, you heard Trump wrong. When he said she would be in jail, he MEANT to say she'd be appointed to his cabinet
>Also gtfo shareblue

t. /PTG/

>>134824875
While I like what he's doing, going after potheads and pedos, although only small time, he needs to prioritize his shit.

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>>134821865
>Yes, let's get into the cycle of removing valuable people in the Senate, installing them as AG, then firing them a few months later.

4-dimensional swamp draining.

Get lyin' ratfuckin' Ted Cruz out of the senate, and then fire his ass.

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Literal redemption arc

>>134818945
Why is session getting fired? I thought he was /ourguy/

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Hand o'er the emails Hillary, ye scurvy wench.

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AWK! Hand over the emails.

sessions is literally the worst thing about the trump presidency. i'd definitely take cruz over him

>>134820480
>SCOTUS Justice Ted Cruz
God I hope Kennedy retires and/or Ginsburg dies soon.

>>134825452
>>134825495

also i would love to see cruzposting return

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>"I came here to chew bubblegum and take delegates, and it seems I'm all out of bubble gum"

Though it would suck if Cruz became Rato again once he became AG

>>134822681
The guy is a sociopath. Has everyone already forgot the shit he pulled during the campaign?

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>>134825990
Its high noon, Lyin' Ted

>>134822953
Trump has rewarded several talented people as President who badmouthed him in his campaign. Trump is showing that he doesn't hold grudges and doesn't play favorites. Scara and Ted, despite being former opponents, are capable people.

>>134820540
>Digits says Ginsberg dies in her sleep tonight
False my numbers say that Ginsburg stays on the court till the next Dem President and what's more Thomas, Kennedy, and surprisingly Gorsich all die so the next Dem president can appoint a solidly liberal court.

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>>134825268
I haven't seen enough people noticing this but I'm wondered if this is how you drain it.

Now I don't REALLY care either way. Just make sure you don't forget that Ted Cruz is one of 45 senators who have signed a bill that would make boycotting Israel a crime. In America.


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/israel-boycott-crime-bill-settlements-senators-support-law-a7852101.html

>>134826799
Nice try
https://archive.is/4DiVH

>>134818945
Talk as much shit as you want about Ted but he's one of the last great constitutionalists we have for a while.

If true, this might get interesting...

>>134826824
>nice try


Bot does a trick. Let's see it again.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/israel-boycott-crime-bill-settlements-senators-support-law-a7852101.html

>>134826129
I think Trump respects him for his tenacity, remember Trump said Cruz's dad killed JFK kek (maybe tho..)

Just bantz

>>134826824
You are shit.

>>134826799
This makes me sick to my stomach. I fucking hate how the kikes have such a stronghold over our government. As if controlling the banking industry, hollywood, porn, fashion, jewelry, real estate industries wasn't enough.

>Trump Nominates Ted Cruz
>Now only has 50 senate seats until election

Also what is his fucking deal going after people that like him?

It's like a drunk coming home from a hard day and beating his wife

>>134827394
Even more so considering it was Trump himself that brought the special counsel.

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>Senate vote 99-0 for it so Cruz is out of the Senate.

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>>134818945
DAHNALD! THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW BUT I'M BACK AND I NEED THE ATTORNEYGATES! QUICKLY DAHNALD, THE ATTORNEYGATES!

>>134826799
>Now I don't REALLY care either way
Then why did you post? You clearly care or you wouldn't have posted. It isn't inherently wrong to care, but when you try to prove "LOOK HOW NEUTRAL I AM GUISE TRUST ME DUMB FUCKS" I get suspicious.

>>134818945
We would lose a Senator though, I see the appeal, but we can't afford to give up any more Senators

>>134822333
2-5

Rather have Lyin Ted than Jeff the mouse.

>>134822627
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives
It's time.

>>134820480
I think Cruz is a lying piece of shit that gives zero fucks about Murrica.

>>134826978
Nord bot never get's to see his family because of people like you.
http://archive.is/VJMTr

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>>134827981
HAND THEM OVER DAAAAAAHNAAAALD

>>134828877
But he's /our/ lying piece of shit.

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>>134818945
DO IT!

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Looks like he's much less of a drug warrior faggot than Sessions.

FUCKER BETTER BE LOYAL.

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>>134818945

I unironically love Ted, he's a creepy looking motherfucker but he knows how to piss off lefties. Few people have the ability to do that as well as Ted Cruz and Newt Gingrich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw

>>134830388
Also...

The reason the drug war must end isn't because of muh pot. Personally I don't give a shit about doing drugs.

The biggest problem with the drugwar is that it's how the CIA funds itself.

It also creates perverse incentives for law enforcement. They're going after druggies when they should be smashing commie skulls.

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>>134818945

Please let this happen. I will praise kek or do whatever the fuck i need to. Cruz was a rat bastard candidate but i believe he will put some of these fucks behind bars and sessions is a cuck

Since when does /pol/ support Lyin' Ted?

>>134825323
Damn I miss tedposting.

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THE TIME HAS COME DAHNALD

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>>134830875


Only "old" fags remember Ted Cruz shitposting....

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>>134831132
When he redeemed himself

>>134818945
THE DELEGATES DONALLLLDDDDD

>supporting Ted "Israel is our best ally" Cruz

>>134831459
Ah yes the delegates saga later on in the ted chronicles but classics none the less

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Here's lyin Ted handing out supplies to illegals at the border

Sessions is a retard going after pot but at least hes clamping down on beaners

>>134826589

one can only hope

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>>134818945
GIVE ME THE POSITION, DONALD

ALLOW ME A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION

I WILL PROSECUTE WITH THE FULL BACKING OF THE DELEGATES

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>>134818945
Well shit i can't belive the ratman did it

>>134818945
Wasn't it Rudy this morning? Fake news changes fast.

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>>134832165

>>134818945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJAwRTTRdKE

>>134832165
based el rato

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>>134832944

more ted memes?

>>134818945
Sessions has been a disappointment. We need a stronk AG who will give Hillary the chair and put away all the commie protesters.

>>134833299
Still a better love story than <current year film>

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>>134820166
>>134821188
>>134821633
>>134821677
>>134821977
>>134822333
>>134823944
>>134823999
>>134825400
>>134826799
>>134827200
>>134828877
>>134829355
>>134830388
>>134831466
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>>134833299
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>>134834344

Also, checked

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>>134818945
>Ted Cruz A.G
>Forgetting about the fat man himself

We really need some bridge security. Correlates directly to immigration control

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Ted "if you will not stand with Israel and the jews, then I will not stand with you" Cruz

You let me down /pol/, youre better than this.

>https://youtu.be/x2ZVihACwQ0

>>134822953
why are you in this thread you fucking leaf

>>134837460
The alt-right was a Jewish subversion spook since it's inception

>>134818945
What the shit
Cruz learned how to turn super Saiyan too?

>>134820472
So glad this meme is gonna be revived

>>134818945

I like Sessions tho ;_;

Hahahahahaha. Trump is such a dick. And I mean that as a most wonderful compliment btw. This is gonna make election tears look like the first rehearsal. Popcorn awaits.

>>134838182


Then how is it that everyone hates the Jews?

>>134821563
Soft on Hilary and weak on the Russian story.

>>134838349
relax Sessions isn't going anywhere. Romney will become the Secretary of State before Sessions is fired.

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Can you burgers get rid off both trump and el rato and meme some real hitler into power instead? We just need someone to be a good goy then suddenly start ranting about usury, holohoax, holomodor and more once he's in power.

>>134818945
Boogergate

>>134818945
I think this is just bait.

Cruz has shown no indication he wants to be AG.

At least, Trey Gowdy was namedropped before.

However, rather than people in Congress already, why not pick an outsider to be AG?

There's plenty of other people to choose from since there's no requirement that only congressman can be AGs.

Sessions is out of his league

>>134838349
>>134838647
He did not have to recuse himself, though. He immediately caved to the left when he recused himself and then allowed this russia shitstorm to take over.

There's plenty of other people that should have recused themselves way before Sessions should have like Rosenstein for example.

>>134818945

Wait wait. I've been out of the loop. Jeff Sessions? Why is he being replaced? What'd he do?

I dont think Cruz want to destroy his political career by working in this administration

>>134830580
Jesus Christ, that vid is brutal.

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Jeff 'expand unconstitutional asset forfeiture and enforce unconstitutional federal drug laws' Sessions BTFO!!!!

>>134818945
Why would he give up a cushy congressional job for an executive one that seems like the court of Henry VIII...

>>134839722
Trump is pissed because he recused himself from the russian investigation, which led to Mueller.

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Was this his plan all along?

Will he take the delegates by force once he's AG?

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>>134818945
Disgusting

>>134822953
his administration is getting better and better, hes cleaning out the swamp, including the goblins in his own administration

meanwhile you are a pathetic cuckold leaf

>>134841189
Well that was Trump's own fault. Why didn't he fire Comey on day one?

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>>134818945
>sources
but hey we can still have fun with the memes

>>134818945
Tedposting will never die

>>134841654
He though Comey would be on his side, and Comey kinda didn't say yay or nay when asked, so Trump just assumed he'd be cool with his administration.

>>134820480
He is better as a senator. He may support that stupid Israel bill, but other than that his record is pretty good. Plus he pulled that 21 hour speech a few years ago, so I think he does actually care about what he does. Or maybe it was just a stunt for presidency, who knows?

>>134821258

Recusal is literally doing his job properly, you nigger. He has integrity. It's too bad he's such a pushover on everything else. If Trump replaces him for a mindless yes man that will be a significant issue, comparatively. I hope Sessions grows some balls tho.

>>134823999
Spicer fought back but his press conferences were just too combative. Scaramucci is just going to make the reporters look like little bitches.

>>134841798
Everyone knows that Comey should've been fired after he what he did a year ago.

>>134839289
You really think he refused himself without consulting with Trumps administration first? Recusal is the perfectly correct thing to do if your innocent, which obviously Trump is. Or did pol forget the NSA has literally been spying on him since he announced his campaign. The MSM WANTS trump to fire Sessions so that he looks guilty. I'm glad Trump and Bannon are smarter than pol.

>>134840561
>"Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, wants the billions of dollars confiscated from an infamous Mexican drug lord to finance the construction of a wall on the Mexican-American border."

Don't you work to do? Those gibs dont hand out themselves yknow

>>134818945
Lion Ted

>>134822953
you are correct. trump is a fucking clown

>>134842177
Do you have anything to contribute?

>>134822627
I work in East Oakland and can tell you that ICE is definitely running motherfuckers out of town.

>>134841881
Playing fair while the other party plays the dirtiest game ever is equal to throwing the towel into the ring..

> Sessions is an idiot on the issue of drug war
> idiot on the whole civil asset forfeiture chaos

Sessions is way to weak and faulty

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>But sir, the delegates, nothing will breach them!
>Cruz will breach them...

>bring out the Rat's head

If he takes the job Ted will literally be a cuck

>>134842349
yes, that Trump is a fucking clown. It seems obvious that that is a contribution, but perhaps it is not obvious when you are in the grips of ideology like most trump people seem to be, since on their view the god emperor can do no wrong and any criticism of him is simply incoherent to the point that it is a sign of liberal cuckery, being a paid shill, or whatever else

>>134841976
Rosenstein has more reason to recuse himself since he wrote the memo that recommended Comey's firing and his relationship with Comey and the fact he is also a witness in the investigation and witnesses aren't supposed to be able to appoint the investigator of the case they themselves are involved in.

That's a glaring conflict of interest that nobody can ignore.

>>134842813
Trump talks too much on Twitter, and he doesn't work well with Congress. I still support him, and when I do have criticism for him I don't derail threads by calling him a kike neocon puppet. You might enjoy this website more of you just stayed out of /ptg/ like I do and actually tried to elaborate on why you hate Trump without using any know buzzword against him.

>>134841879
This. It is stupid to reduce the senator count from 51 to 50 should Cruz leave his position and become AG.

Take somebody from the House instead of the Senate.

>>134843243
>actually tried to elaborate on why you hate Trump without using any know buzzword against him.
i think you and i both know that this does not pay off. i have typed out posts arguing why the ACA is not stupid, why Russia matters, and so on, and what is the response? "Liberal cuck," "another fucking paid shill," and so on. It has nothing to do with using buzzwords and everything to do with the fact that people, like i said, are just in the grips of ideology and from what I can tell are engaging in the very same virtue signaling they decry in the SJWs. there is no discussion here (not that there ever has been much anyway), and it doesn't surprise me when i see, say, a non-trivial number of people saying that we need to abandon freedom of speech because it supports "degeneracy," as though this actually means something with meaningful content other than "stuff i don't like" and isn't itself just another buzzword, albeit one that /pol/ likes cuz, hey, it rules out rights for the blacks

>>134818945
whoever fires Mueller will take all the heat for Trump

Trump wants Cruz to drink Rat Poison as punishment for the lost delegates.

It's a fool-proof plan because the senate will vote ASAP to get rid of Cruz.

>>134822953
kys america is #1

>>134843793
Fair enough, but think about form others point of view. The topic of the ACA has been beaten to a pulp, and there is a general consensus that it fucking sucks. Same goes for Russia. Maybe you should come up with new topics that haven't been discussed 500 times already. The best conversations I've had on this website have been about fairly obscure political issues. The problem with wanting to discuss Russia and ACA on here is that everything that can be said about them has been said, and your expecting to get unique replies to your post, yet you probably don't have a unique outlook yourself. Try to start a thread about something that you don't see discussed much. I was just having a great time talking about farming subsidies a day ago, so maybe that's a start.