How would your country handle contact with aliens?

SPACEFUGEES WELCOME

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>>134818162

We'd give them an EBT and section 8 voucher.

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>>134818162
I think you know

DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>134818162
>>134818395

Convert or face judgment.

>>134818162
Fuck off space niggers. You can crash on the moon if you want.

Taxation for visitation

>>134818162
shoot them and start a war we cant win the threaten them with nukes and small pox very loudly and slowly so it breaks the language barrier then die slowly due to our actions. first babies stop being born nearly as often as just 10 years ago then a flare up of various mental disorders ending in madmax times just before they decide to end the charade and just use the remaining americans as food for their pets

>>134818253
I thought Finland were some of the less welcoming Nords? Certainly you wouldn't let them just go around tentacle-raping your women like Germany or Sweden.

>>134818509
I dunno, man. That is OUR fuckin' moon.

multiculturalism

>>134818162
The aliens declare us Terra Nullis, thus ok for the aliens to colonise us. They then proceed to genocide us until only a few 100 000's left, and laugh as we spend the day sniffing petrol and getting wasted.

>>134818162
we would shoot them leading to an intersteller war that would end the earth.... because america

Collapse in a matter of months, then reconquista the galaxy through outbreeding and religious zeal
Pretty much Warhammer 40K

WW3 I think as both Russia and the US would try to get their hands on tech and intel. People forget that half the reason our country exists right now is because it was made a buffer zone between the west and the east.

^ I had muh meme flag fucking hell

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>>134818162
fuck off we are full

How much oil they got?

>Warsaw, Poland
>ayyy lmaos land
>get accosted by alcoholic bums whose main battle cry is "SZEFIE! URATUJ! DAJ PINDZISIAT GROSZY!"
>meanwhile their ship gets taken apart by scrapyard alcoholics
>the PiS government blames the aliens for Smolensk 2010
>ONR takes to the streets with banners that read "POLSKA DLA POLAKOW!" "ZABIC UFOLUDOW KURWA!"

>>134818162
They will totally reject world leaders and choose specific individuals from the populace to represent them.

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>>134818162
Fuck off we're full

>>134818748
Canada becomes first nation to add colors to the rainbow flag beyond the visible spectrum.

>>134819029
Spanish would do nothing until after they had a nap and very late dinner.

>>134819122
They piss gasoline and shit plutonium.

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>>134818162
we'd probably star them in a reality tv show

There are no (((aliens))) you dumbass, and the reason there are none is that if they were they would have landed on some field, talked to some baffled locals long ago and our (((governments))) would all been vaporized for serving (((them))).

Instead, we get some blue-beam lazershow from (((space)))), feat. capt. haarp and the haapoonz who will only fly to the whitehouse and talk to whichever kike-tool they got sitting around there, next stop rome and the fake black pope.

amen to that crap

>>134819290
Then we Liberate them.

>>134818465
>>134818748
If aliens make first contact with Canada we know they're weak and gay and no threat to anyone.

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>>134818162

We would convince them to form an Intergalactic Union (IU) and then use our economic power to subvert the new system to become ruler of the universe.

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>>134818162
How would your country handle contact with aliens?
Demand tribute to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second.
Then offer the aliens a nice cup of tea with some toast.
The tea should be Assam. The toast, a good seeded batch.

Space aliens from distant galaxies from from planets very far away will come to England first.
And they will zap the EU down an event horizon.

>>134819785
Billion-Year Space Reich!

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Kill them, find their planet and deface its surface

>>134820018
> the aliens are biologically incapable of understanding queuing
> darjeeling tea is the only thing that can kill them

>>134820199
> we discover that the tracks they have left on Earth form a crude drawing of their species' genitals

>>134819785
maybe we could rein in the kikes with promises of infinite shekels?

>>134818162

Accept union with Turks and Caicos Islands and build a shuttle launch platform nearest the equator. Develop a small remote shuttle with two canadarms to clean up space debris in our solar system. Build a lunar colony/embassy in a northern crater with ice. Build Solar Arrow that will eclipse the Voyagers. Then scuttle everything cause America said so.

>>134818162
>Aliens make first contact with your nation
>What can the world expect?
A flood of space niggers pouring into europe from the nigger star system-AB09
All hail space-mutter Merkel.

>hey wanna trade with us?

>>134820663
>dutch_history.jpg

>>134818162
I COME IN PEACE is the most real alien contact movie ever made. Dolph Lundgren saves us btw

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>>134818162
This is insider leaf I will disclose info what do you want to ask about the ebe presence ?

>>134818253
>fbpb
Polititians would probably try to sell some advantages and get bribe to finance their campaign on next elections.

>>134818162
tell the glow in the dark CIA niggers to go home and that no one is buying it

>>134820988
How long are they here? Couldnt they prevent Avril Lavigne and Justin Bieber?

>>134820663
Aliens think putting chocolate sprinkles on toast is degenerate.

>>134820988
Nunavut is an alien word, isn't it?

>>134821380
They are stuck in Rio because as soon as they landed the locals stole all the parts off their space ship.

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>>134821373
>Not running them over

>>134818162
probably send them money or at least free junk food and sneakers.

>>134821970
>buguers send american food to aliens
>5 years in, aliens suffer from widespread obesity on their ranks

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>>134821373
infect all the spess niggers computers with he ThirdTempleBotNet

>>134821380
only if we evolved past human could we have stopped canadain music but we have already shifted into a time line where that will never . thats what the alt timeline greys were trying to warn us about .
>>134821432
it mean great land my young friend
>Nunavut

>>134818162
We'd shoot them and possibly eat them.

>>134822697
It would be easier to just sell them MS Office.

>>134822896
> tastes like possum

>>134821373
Its ok to run over space aliens

but dont let them turn you into a pedo

Rejoice as our Thule brethren have come back for us so that we can leave shitty Earth behind.

USA will say "welcome back, about fucking time we got our shit together so you could make a public appearance, wouldn't you say?"

>>134823324
You are forgetting one important thing. First coming is the evil one, second coming is the true one. From this you must take that you are to be skeptical of all coming encounters.

>>134818162
build a wall and make sure they only enter legally

>>134818162
We let ICE handle them, send them back!!!

>>134819346
So when do we get the option to filter out all fake flags?

give them the infected blankets and buy their ufo for beads

Hey ET, pass me your wallet

>>134818162

care police

do they play vidya?

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Some cunt would try to get drunk with them, I just know it. Before long there will be space saunas.

>>134818162
Justin will make sure they're down with Islam and pose for a photograph

>>134818162

>we discover they've copied our pizza recipe and have been putting some kind of disgusting alien ingredient on top of it
>war is declared

>>134818509
key this never gets old