I did a thing /pol/

>>134814151
this is actually pretty cool if true, but I question that they'll survive in this soil with like no nutrients n shit? idk, you're the botanist.

Are you in north or south NV?

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i've had this dream of planting bamboo everywhere. that shit grows a couple of meters per day and spreads like the plague. imagine a small town completely overgrown with bamboo in a matter of days. bamboo fucking everywhere.

>>134814623
North and I'm working with a lot of different fertilization methods and a control group "just tossed in the ground.

I'll figure it out

>>134814151
How long does it take to grow?
https://www.foreverredwood.com/media/timeline3.gif

Do you have any current pics?

>>134814797
pretty siq.

Someone needs to do that down here and make it an exclusive neighborhood. Shade is at a fucking premium.

>>134814151
Hi botanist bro, can your land grow rosewood? Those trees are getting pretty rare these days. Maybe you can profit off it?

>>134815165
I don't want anyone to come or find it.

I'm sure when they are tall enough everyone will know

I don't want some autist to find my grove because of the light triangulated to my ass freckles

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I wish i could live like an elfe sylvestre. GL with your trees op

>>134814709
>Vietnam vets hate him. Follow this link and see his secrets.

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Can I come live with you?

Let's start a forest village.

>>134815309
You know what's so silly about trees becoming rare....


Go buy some and plant them randomly in the deep woods.


Go out to Pomerania and get your crazy ass johnny Appleseed on

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>>134814151
your grandchildren will thank you, as well as all who visit
>i give you my gf's ass in return

>>134814151
Don't they need water? Isn't that why they aren't often found in NV? Are you planning to water them?

>>134815332
Understandable. If you're actually doing this then Godspeed

You are fucking great and a wonderful contrast to all the shit (however amusing) on this board. Bless you and what you do

>>134815536
My property has a lot of streams as well as snow runoff

Water isn't an issue in y particular location

>>134815510
what ass?

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>>134814151

That's a pretty good idea anon, but don't they take like 6 million years to grow?

>>134814709
Bamboo is a shitty invasive species. I hope you die.

>>134815510
Terrible ass

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>>134815510
Fucking rip if that is really your gf ass, my dude it looks like the Jews nose

>>134815358

Keked

>>134814151
Hey dude, why don't you hide a swastika symbol somewhere in your land. Perhaps you could plant a series of bushes in it's pattern, or perhaps you could make one with different coloured trees like that guy in Germany.

>>134815873
the oldest is 3500 years old so no, not even close

>>134814151
For some reason I thought giant sequoias grew extremely slowly, one inch a year or something stupid like that. Thanks for educating me indirectly.
Anyway, vid related and good luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baQbl7FWark&t=0s

>>134814151
I planted three giants in my back yard in Phoenix AZ mo fuckera are like three feet tall now. When I get old I'm going to love hearing people say wtf are three giant fucking trees doing I'm the middle of the desert.

>>134814151
You're doing God's work.

>>134814151
Bump, also how far apart did you plant them?
>inb4 they all fuse together into one 400 acre tree

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>>134814151
There are no forest in Flat Earth

>>134814709
fuck you

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>>134816821
To much.

actually a good idea. Until you die and your next of kin sells those trees to a lumber mill for a quick buck. Enjoy it while you can and create a legacy anon.

>>134817361
too bad theres no business you can buy assassination services from to kill your family if they ever fuck up when you're gone

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>>134817142

>>134816821
^
This

Yeah, we live in a modded word of Minecraft.

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>>134817683

>>134814151

>giant sequioa
>Nevada

dude they are dead

>>134817799
This.
Op is not a botanist of any sort.

>>134816030
i really thought it was a nose closeup from the thumbnail

>>134817770
You have to be retarded, right?

Well good for you OP, this sounds like a cool (albeit ultimately fruitless) project.

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>>134815510
Does she sell propane and propane accessories?

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>>134818026
I call it open minded

>>134814151
Can redwood stand the climate of Nevada?

>>134818319
I'm asking because you seem to be posting pictures side-by-side that have literally nothing to do with each other, other than they have similar features that would be considered important to a 2 year old.

>>134814151
>Giant Sequoia
>Nevada
The Sierra Nevada mountain range where the is Giant Sequoia grew is not in Nevada the State. Yes, they both have "Nevada" in the name but they're not the same thing.

How could you possibly be a botanist and not know that?

>>134814151
I fully support this anon. I hope you utilize your botanist skills to cultivate a holistic biosphere.

Here's hoping Yellowstone doesn't erupt and level your grove in the process.

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I've always dreamed about reforesting a desert.

>>134815510
You have my condolences.

>>134818411
Ur an idiot

there were giant trees millions of years ago and they all got chopped down, when a tree dies and rots for millions of years it becomes like a stone

those r trees

I hope you have some kind of plan for what to do with em when you die. trees take several generations to get to any respectable size

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>>134818411
same structure

>>134814709
>person who owned my house before me was a botanist
>shitton of imported plants in the yard like trees native to Japan
>fucker put bamboo in the back yard
>bamboo grows like the plague all over the backyard every summer and I have to get rid of it
>always comes back no matter how hard I try to contain it
Bamboo is fucking evil, fuck you

>>134815510
Finger and nose

>>134818319
bwahahahahahahahaha

>>134814151
Anon, you own 400 acres? Makes a white ethnostate. Only invite non-cringy people form /pol/.

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>>134819488
What do you see here?

>>134819787
>infesting his personal land with strangers from the internet, as a botanist no less.

>>134819787
>invite non-cringy people form /pol/
>non-cringy people
>form /pol/

>>134814709
Legend. Also, you're a dick, but a legend nonetheless.

>>134814151
Awesome! I'm intending on doing something similar

>>134817142
The acoustics in this house must be horrific.
Reminds me of all my nightmares.

>>134819956
I see both the dolphins and the naked couple. I've seen this before.

>>134819206
tell me your theory

>>134814151

Cool shit dude.
I always wanted to plant a forest, but in the end I ended up buying one instead.
Nothing like your, just 3 acres, but that's already a lot in Italy.
Some company came up who wanted to clearcut the area, we all told them to fuck off.

Ain't nobody cutting down no forest on my watch.

>>134818231
Under
Rated.

>>134814151
Now I can brag that commented on your post!

>>134817770
Are you implying that plateaus are giant tree stumps?

Entertaining conspiracy theory, but completely impossible and retarded.

>>134814709
The fuck bamboo,plant some weed as you all dutch do,and then sell me some of it

>>134818732

But, anon, the Fremen will become restless.

>>134814151
hey

how old are you anon?

i am 32 and as i get older i am more drawn to this as well.

i have 100 acre of plot with very old hunt camp on it. no well water, no electricity etc.

i think this is the toll of modern society and always being "plugged in" or whatever.

as a kid i never thought this would appeal to me but i yearn for solitude more and more. as well as the challenges it brings to do things completely on my own or as much so as i am capable.

sounds awesome for you and i hope you have a great and fullfilling time.

>>134815085
They can grow about 5 feet a season average. In 20 years they could all be 100 feet

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>>134820402
giant trees from the past. Something cut them or broke them down. Somehow they are rocks and crystals.

>scientists in the future: So yeah, there's this huge fucking forest and we don't know how it got there. All the trees are the same age and shit. It's really weird, and we don't even know why"
Do you expect them to believe "Yeah, it got there because some guy thought it would be "fucking rad" to have his own forest and died in it"?

>>134820919
Wrong

>>134814151
Op holy shit I want to use my GI bill to get a degree in Botany and do the same thing you plan to do. Without the Sequoias of course. Got any advice for someone whos never even planted a flower before?

>>134820928
look up the patterns of the tree growth in the Amazon forest scientist of literally come to the exact same conclusion about forests that were planted there like 2000 years ago. they follow the distribution of the Terra Preta and most of those forests have incredibly High concentration of plants that are useful to humans.

>>134814709
I'm going to do this right before I move. My neighbor is a dick and the only thing he values is his yard.

>>134814709
it's actually highly specific to the variety. most of the large Timber varieties that you're referring to only put off new culms once in the beginning of Spring . it takes the entire growing season for them to harden enough to become actually winter Hardy. so while they will grow several meters in height a day they will only spread out once a year.

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>>134815085
a mature Forest of Timber bamboo will take approximately 10 years to establish but if you harvest... most of it will be able to harvest every 3 to 4 years

>>134819206
Potato Mountain ayyyy

>>134814151
>im a botanist
>redwoods in nevada

the water requirement for redwoods is so high its why there are only a few tiny plots left on the fucking west coast
>but i'magonna raise dem trees naow

you're a fucking tard

>>134815907
it's literally over a thousand species you fucktard

it's a vastly more efficient way of harvesting Timber than trees

>>134814709
fuck everything about getting rid of bamboo.

>>134815907
I swear it's knee jerking liberals like you that I just want to fucking run over with a lawn mower

>>134815510
looks like a fat belly

>>134816068
or you could kill yourself and go back to sucking Rothchilds dick

>>134821435
fuck off infinite waters (diving deep) dirty veggi hippy

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>>134821435

>>134820522
>Entertaining conspiracy theory, but completely impossible and retarded.
nothing is impossible you absolute donkey. Do you even watch Dr. Phil?

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>>134821435
Wrong.
http://idahoptv.org/sciencetrek/topics/volcanoes/facts.cfm

>>134814151
I like your moves, kid.

>>134814151

LYING ASS GADSDEN FAGGOT

THE FEDERAL GOVT OWNS ALL THE LAND IN NEVADA

>>134814151
It's funny because global warming is going to kill your forest before you die.

>>134814151

There is a great book about a man who planted a forest.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Planted_Trees

>>134821435
That stump also looks like the pelvis of a man on his knees jerking off aggressively

>>134814151
Godspeed, anon.

>>134814151

UNLESS THIS DUMB FAGGOT PLANS ON BEING A FURNITURE MAKER IN 200 YEARS THAT IS PERHAPS THE WORST UTILIZATION OF REAL ESTATE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF.

>>134815358
Thanks for that

I lived in a reset once. Water the trees or they'll die. You're a botanist, you should know this. Also, after you die they will sell your forest for lumber and they'll all be cut down, so enjoy the he'll out of it.

>>134822496
Desert... fucking cell phone...

>>134822496
I thought these trees are endangered and are illegal to cut down?

>>134822361
After OP dies some Jew is going to buy his land and chop everything down and make loads of money. All the hopes and dreams he had for his happy little trees soiled by ruthless greed and the sands of time

>>134814709

You should plant bamboo on John McCain's grave.

>>134814151
Bad idea. You should research the weather conditions around the land you inherited.

Your trees may end up accidentally killing your future descendant in an accident during a windy storm or natural disaster for example.

Living next to tall trees can be a bad idea.

>>134814709
I plan to build a cement perimeter trench to contain black bamboo for a privacy fence, and edge regularly to contain the rhizomes so my neighbors don't shoot me because I live in the Gunshine State.
If you let it grow everywhere you can be sued for removal expenses when it takes over next door. Don't be a dick. We are talking backhoe and flamethrower time.

>>134814151
Top kek.
My parents got one of those Redwood seedling in a pot souvenirs in Northern California and planted in their yard in San Diego. 30 years later it is a good sized healthy tree. Wonder if it could still be there in 500 years, if left alone, possible?

>>134814151
Congratulations
You're saved

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I've got a source of rare American Chestnut saplings, with some Chinese chestnut genes for blight resistance.

>>134821709
You're a fucking idiot dude.
>immigrants pls go
>invasive species pls come fuck my shit up because fuck libruls XDDDDDD

>>134822862
>Your trees may end up accidentally killing your future descendant in an accident during a windy storm or natural disaster for example.

you sound like a crazy woman. Men don't worry about such crazy or particular scenarios

>>134821987
Are plateaus made of the same substance as petrified wood? No they are not. Stop believing everything you hear on /x/ they don't know basic science.

Good luck, sounds like a fantastic dream. I hope they end up thriving.

>>134815408
This, can we come start a Nevada commune on your land?
We promise to be respectful and hella indigenous

dude, i have been thinking about the same thing. buy desert land and reforest it.. ( i call it " the ultimed investment" )

i have even played whit the idea of planting redwood trees in sweden whiteout telling the government :P

you know that in the next ten years human life will be extended :) so maybe you will be able to live 150-200 years? :P

>>134814709
Seriously, fuck you. That shit is a goddamn blight. There are now bamboo forests where I am in the midatlantic USA because that shit grows so fast you can hear it.

plant a tonne of san pedro, opium poppies etc.

>>134818732
me2. i call it the ultimate investment.even been working on some types of diy atmospheric water generators.

i want to buy land in the middle of Sahara. and plant one hell of a forest :P

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>tfw you throw Japanese Knotweed seeds all over the neighbourhood
Not really though, as that would be a federal crime, but I have always wondered what kind of damage it would do considering they are practically impossible to remove and spread like cancer and destroy plumbing and asphalt and concrete with their ridiculous steroid roots.

>>134814151
>inb4 you didn't get the proper permit and the federal government chops it all down

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>>134814151
Sounds awesome OP. Godspeed to you.

>>134818231
>pic related

>>134814151
Keep us updated from year to year Anon. I wish you luck. I hope some day in the future to take my grand kids to see the giant red woods

:3 all these guys thinking my plot can't handle the trees.

Your all going to be supremely jelly
My land is a redwood goldmine in my location

A truly one of a kind area.

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>>134824959
Around chinks, beware of a jinx.

>>134814151
today op was not a faggot
living the dream anon

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>>134815358

>>134815699
moapa detected

Planting trees native to the moist northwest in a desert.

Well good luck with that. Maybe if you set it on fire and claim idk a freak accident you can recoup your losses. But probably not since trees aren't a source of income.

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>>134825704
Are you undertaking this project solo OP?

>>134815699
you're giving too much info as it is if you're paranoid m8

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>>134818231

>>134814151
>botanist

Doesn't even know redwoods require a specific fungus in order to germinate and grow. What a waste of money you aren't going to get any past the seedling stage.

>>134826225
hoenstly, he could try going full-legit and get forestry service tax breaks if he commits the land to hardwood. no property taxes for agro-forestry land

>>134814151
No, you didn't.

First, the conditions required for giant Sequoias to open their pine cones are quite specific and require fire.

Second, it is a crime to remove the pine cones from the park in your picture.

Third, slide thread.

>>134820919
Who could cut down a mountain?

>>134820415
doing gods work anon

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>>134817770
You're saying we should be looking for ayyy lmaos behind tree stumps?

>>134826478
>fire
>hard to come by in Nevada
>the FIRE STATE

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>>134814151
>I will get to die in my own personal redwood forest.
Ho-ho.

>>134818319
Lmao!

Live the dream OP

Sounds pretty cool.

>>134818231

love u for this

>>134814151
Don't they take like a thousand years to grow?

>>134824959
>that shit grows so fast you can hear it.
Holy shit anon my sides are gone why is that so funny

>>134818492
Believe it or not but species can be grown in locations were they are not native. Providing he has enough water, there is no reason that he couldn't grow them in Nevada

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>>134814151
>Life is strange anon
>why not just do shit that sounds fun
In my eyes, you just won life, Anon. Good for you.

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>>134826355
No they don't - picture related, a redwood forest in NZ grown from seed

>>134815510
That's abysmal.

Put the bitch on a treadmill.

>>134815510
I think it's adorable how in love you're with your gf to think that is anything impressive,

that, or you hate her.

If you guys wanna do some geurrila farming

Get clay balls and stuff the, full of tree seeds.

Throw a fuck ton of them around all over the place

In 20 years enjoy your new forest that you planted like a dickhead all over the place.


I used to live in the deep southwest and the locals killed off all of the mesquite trees so I made over 5000 seed bombs filled with mesquite tree seeds

Threw those fuckers every where and on all the trails.

I brought em back senpai

Shit was pretty rad.

Threw it in a lot of people's yards haha

>>134814151
I always wanted to do the same but with oak. You are good guy anon.

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>>134814151
I have the same dream. I have already started a small self sustaining garden on Hawaii island, near Waipio.

Anon, can I help you manage your land, build on it and help create subsistence farm? I am proficient at it, am a carpenter/woodworker already, etc

I can send you a resume if you like.

>>134830017
No I want to die alone with my trees like dick proenneke

Thanks though

>>134814151
When the government eventually finds out you did this without the proper tree permits and land management studies they will make you take them all down and fine you for the trouble you caused.

Or they may just wait till you are too old to fight them, seize all your assets and sell the wood to the highest bidder.

>>134830172
That's okay

I had my fun :3

>>134814151
Nice!!!

>>134814709

fuck you that shit is like kudzu. Asian vegetation is literally cancerous to our soil.

>>134816821

this is the ultimate treepill

you can't go back once you see the evidence

>>134814151
>400 acres of land in Nevada
AKA badlands. You're not growing shit.

>>134814151

If this is real, pretty awesome. Good stuff anon.

>>134830232
share some wisdom, botanyanon
what's something I should know about plants, or gardening, etc
I've always wanted to grow my own fruits and veggies and weed
>inb4 dude weed lmao

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>>134816821
>>134818319
Holy shit!

Mountains are the stumps of the archtrees that held the sky in the age of ancients

>>134828216
He wasn't joking: https://youtu.be/9HkhBxBZELk

>>134830128
How old are you?

>>134816821
>>134817604
>>134817770
>>134818319
>>134819206

>What are fractals/golden ratio
Anon, please go read a geology book sometime.

>>134824387
>Are plateaus made of the same substance as petrified wood? No they are not.
>What is a fossil?

>>134830128
I'm going to find your forest after you die and cut it all down you little selfish prick.

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>>134831080
34 this year

I did a lot of seed bombing in my twenties in abandoned places for fun.

Never been a hippy or a lib but plants are my passion.

You could make seed bombs take them to where "urban youth" live and throw wildflower and tree seed bombs all over the place.

Those people don't do maintenance so it doesn't take long until nogville is covered in trees and flowers.

Seed bombing ghettos is hilarious.

Nature eventually causes to much destruction to the ghetto infrastructure and all of the "youths" leave and nature reclaims the ghetto


Mushrooms can break concrete anons.

All it would take is 100 dickheads in Detroit throwing thousands of seed bombs and before you know it abandoned Detroit would become wilderness.

At least Detroit could be restarted after nature reclaims it

>>134817494
I have a new business plan.

>>134816821
So you saying we wuz giant lumber jacks and shit?

>>134828239
Wrong. Red woods need tremendous water. They get a lot from their tap root, but they still need plenty more. If he had enough irrigation, the trees could grow. But, to make it to 100+ feet tall, the tree relies on its natively humid weather to provide the rest of its saturation through its leaves.

>>134831716
What if I make pscilocybin bombs? Will I get munchies own personal magic mushroom field?

>>134814797
I'm in northern NV, you need any help?

>>134826355

fake news

>>134832137
>munchies
Fuck phone posting

>>134814151

i have been wanting to plant sequoias for years.
i also want to attempt to grow bristlecone pine

>>134814709
I had to spend thousands of dollars removing bamboo from my property. Get raped.

>>134832137
I suppose you could make substrates into balls coat them with claw and inject the spores inside and toss them.

Throw them all over cow pasture or dank humid places.

You could totally make mushroom bombs

>>134832437
COat with clay >>134832225

What's next for OP?
Write a book?
Trees suck big time. Ugh.

>>134831858
I've seen a plantation of 50+ m tall, 50 year old redwood trees near Ballarat here in Australia in a region which only gets 680mm annual rainfall, they grew so well because of a nearby stream. Provided that there is enough water available and suitable soil they grow well

Not to mention that OP is growing Sequoidendron, which is generally a hardier species which tolerates a wider range of climatic and soil conditions, not Sequoia which is a more fussy species

>>134832437
Could a bamboo bomb be made? What is the fastest growing most annoying to remove species?

>>134819956
Two angels fucking in a cosmic abyss?

>>134815408
>>134824631
Uhh, can I invest in the forest opportunity.

We could do really cool things, like mass produced 3d printed hovels outside the forest and a large communal area. It could be for people who telecommute and we could run all the shops and shit and keep all of their money.

>>134831716
I wish someone would do this in the favelas here.

>>134833157
why not you

>>134814151

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you. That is an awesome idea and the most wholesome post I've seen on /pol/.

>>134815908
>>134828725
>>134829243

You guys are just being dicks. It's a terrible pic because we can't see jack shit in it, but for all we know that can be a perfectly good ass from a better angle.

>>134832437
Would putting spores in a water gun work too?

>>134814151
>why not just do shit that sounds fun
because there's a war on for the future.
nice fairy tale, though, faggot. sounds /comfy/ af.

>>134833204
Because I'd have to get inside one, and: I don't want to be watched and then robbed. I can't pass for a "local".

>>134814151
Post a picture of some of the property.
Sounds beautiful.

>>134833477
rent a helicopter and airdrop them

>>134818231
ahahahah

>>134831716
That sounds like pottery

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>>134814151
I've started growing some of my own. Will transplant soon.

>>134834024
That'd be suspicious, especially if they noticed the "drops".

https://youtu.be/JXGbUEcT1fs

>>134814709
t. Giant Panda

>>134814797
a forest grown with fertilizer? you may be a botanist, but you have no common sense

>>134814151
being self sufficient and growinf vegetables and fruit is about the most redpilled thing you can do. Everytime i see a green yard full of useless grass the wasted potential annoys me. It's pure vanity, in a "christian nation" no less, well i guess its not really christian. anyways, yeah cultivating foodstuffs and trees is very good.

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>>134814709
>tfw got kicked out of tiny amusment park when I was little
>planted bamboo and Black berry near the river
>now the bamboo has taken over and the black berry made the riverside unaccessable and there are no more shrubs
>they have to pay so much to get it cut down that they shut down due to high landscape maintenance costs and the invasive plants destroyed the beauty of the little park

>>134833079
YEAH we could make up some mythical bullshit wildlife and sell wood carvings of it by the road

>Come to Tall Woods, NV home of the never-seen WOODFOOT MONSTER

>>134814151
>did a thing
>reddit spacing
>pseudo philosophical drivel
You have to go back

>>134831716
How do you make your seed bombs, exactly?
How thick is the clay coating? just throwing them works?

>>134814151
I'm a botanist doing weird stuff too, anon. I keep dairy cows and manage 8 acres of pasture. I don't know why I do it, but I do know why no one else does. It's a lot of work.

>>134821202
It's also the fact that there was charcoal buried several feet down over a huge area, which shows clear intent...

>>134814151
Good luck keeping them alive. They need lots of water and drainage.

>>134822862
Retarded post: "Don't grow a majestic grove of redwoods because lightning might strike, or something."

<some variation of SJW female detected by based female.>

>>134814151
Isn't Nevada too dry for redwoods?

>>134814151
i like your style.

When I was in 1st grade my parents took me and my little brother to the Sequoia forest. I was blown away. I bought a little seedling of some pine tree and brought it back to Texas and of course being a kid it died.

That was 30 years ago. Reading this, I wonder, we have a few hundred acres, if I could grow some. Maybe even a few hundred. That is an interesting idea to plant a forest and then choose to die in it as an old man, knowing the forest could live for 3000+ years.

Thank you OP.

>>134814151

The Bureau of Land Management will have something to say about that, I'm sure.

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>>134822825
Fucking kek.

Has anyone yet tried weaving multiple sequoia saplings together while still young and pliable so that they grow together into one huge supertree with a single braided trunk?

>>134815907
There are bamboo species native to North America.

>>134817361
Giant redwoods aren't actually good for lumber. That's part of why they weren't all harvested.

>>134843617

mite b cool after 2000 years brah

also, sequoias dont grow how you think
only the ancient ones look like giant girthy fat bonzai trees (or whatever the actual species is called)
sequoias grow like a giant redwood christmas tree for the most part,
hard to imagine forcing that to grow in a bind