>be John McCain
>go to Vietnam to serve your country
>get captured
>become a POW for a few years being tortured
>get freed and come back to America
>be praised as a true American hero
>get elected to the Senate
>frequently clash with both Democrats and Republicans and look out for the American people
>get branded a "Maverick"
>run for president in 2000
>be viewed as the Bernie Sanders to George W. Bush's Hillary Clinton
>be loved by both liberals and conservatives and have liberals like Jon Stewart say they would have voted for you over Al Gore if you were nominated
>run again in 2008
>use the "Maverick" branding in your campaign
>defeat all odds and win the nomination over the GOP establishment candidates like Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney
>unfortunately forced to go up against St. Barack Hussein Obama II in the general election
>liberal media turns on you and brands you the racist white candidate
>shoot yourself in the foot by picking Sarah Palin as your running mate in an attempt to get the woman vote
>Palin is dumb as a brink and introduces a new brand of anti-intellectualism and quasi-theocracy into the GOP which we see today
>this is all your fault
>be forever branded some retard
>get brain cancer
No, a more depressing story is the election of Barack Obama and the near destruction of the United States because of him.
He's a traitorous loser and he'll never live that down.
>>134812618
His foundation is funded by the Rothschilds, he's a rectum lapping Jew lover
>nickname Songbird
>told everything as he was captured
>hadn't Nixon pardon him he would be fucked
Traitor swine and still being one
#McCancer
>>134812618
>is there a more depressing story
Yeah, it's called (((you))) and your obsolete neo-con worship. It's not 1995 anymore son.
>>134814475
hahahahahah
haahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>134814475
As shitty as Obama was, he was still a better choice than warmongering die for israel mccain.
>>134812618
>Crash 5 planes
>Kill 134 Navy personal by firing a zuni rocket while sitting on the flight deck of uss forrestal
>Get captured and tell the north Vietnamese where the aircraft carrier is off the coast
>>134812618
I hope in his last moments on earth, someone puts a MAGA hat on his head and yells "YOU"RE FIRED BITCH"
Fuck him fuck his daughter, fuck anyone who calls him a hero, and fuck all of you who voted for him, his dirt nap cant come soon enough
>>134814475
>a more depressing story is the election of Barack Obama
McCain would have been actually worse than Obama. Funny how the old white fucknut was more of a gun grabber than democrat Obama, But so was that shitbag Romney. True RINOs
>>134815023
Laugh you eastern europoor faggot, your women are whores for foreigners cum and your country is a joke
>>134815240
Soooooongbiiiiiiiirrrd! Soooooongbiiiiiiiiirrd!
>>134815780
>czech republic
>eastern europe
Not much schoolin in bumfuck Mississippi is there?
>>134812618
nah, hes a cuckservative that they propped up to look like a hero then back stab us during his presidency like bush did.
>>134815780
t. 56%
I hope someone punches them fucking nuts out of his mouth. His jaws are fucking unhinged!
>>134812618
>the liberal media turns on you
He threw all of his "respected moderate" status out the window to get his nomination, anon. Look back at his platform. It was party line garbage.
>>134812618
He needs to get ran over
>>134812618
You missed the part where he was a warmonger responsible for the slow decay of the US, the lost of countless value in blood, sweat and treasure, hold heavy responsibility for the creation of rogue terrorist state, betray every value you once stood for and cucked out entirely to the left.
Otherwise pretty accurate.
>>134812618
If all the allegations against McCain about orchestrating ISIS among other shady political doings, I.E Iraq and Libya, than this is just Kek showing us Karma is real.
>>134816282
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
>be John McCain
>go to Vietnam to serve your country
>shot a rocket into the ammo grunts and fire fighters on the deck of the aircraft carrier
>get captured
>become a POW for a few years being tortured
>teach charlie how to shoot down american pilots
>get freed and come back to America
>be praised as a true American hero
>get elected to the Senate
>frequently clash with both Democrats and Republicans and look out for the American people
>get branded a "Maverick"
>run for president in 2000
>be loved by both liberals and hated by conservatives then have liberals like Jon Stewart try to trick your party into nominating you
>run again in 2008
>use the "Maverick" branding in your campaign
>entire parties platform gets utterly decimated by Ron Paul at debates
>constantly get shit talked on conservative radio for voting more with (((Lieberman))) than his own party
>liberal media tricks same establishment retards who thought Yeb would get more than 3 delegates with a 150,000,000$ war chest into nominating ole songbird
>massive support for Dr Ron Paul starts to worry party since McCain is a total idiot in comparison
>base literally doesn't give a shit until Palin shows up further worrying the consultants whose wives cheat on them with the pool guy and have been wrong for 20 years
>McCain doesn't even show up to the debates
>be forever branded a retard
>get brain cancer
>go to jail for paying a foreign spy money for dirt on candidate of your own party who everyone loves for you calling you an idiot
>>134812618
Discussing Russia sanctions & Trump with Vovan & Lexus, the famous Russian PRANKSTERS, believeing they’re Ukraine’s PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqrw2vIvBv0
Man calls him out, right to his face for being treasonous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB2lh6N0m4w
>>134812618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIWeq2DL_N4
>>134812618
I voted for this fuck for POTUS. I regret it more and more every day. He's a POS, and I hope he dies of brain cancer soon.
Lefty here
John McCain is an American hero and patriot.
>>134812618
>be McCain
>call self "Conservative Republican" for ages, but act like a retarded democrat
>be proven to be a retarded democrat
>blame it on the brain cancer
>die
This all ends with that old crustfuck finally getting the end he deserves. Fuck that guy.
He was branded a "Maverick" because he cucked for the Democrats more than any previous Republican in history.
>mfw he was diagnosed
>>134812618
BAIT!!!! Nope not gonna bite