Annddd HERE. WE. GO.

Kid Rock is an intelligent person.

Michigan resident checking in. Can't wait to vote for him. He's going to be heavily favored especially in rural areas. He has a good history of making sure his ticket prices are cheap for his fans. If he runs with a pro-recreational weed platform, it will be a landslide.

>>134798379
The only thing that would be better than this was if he had ran as a Democrat but with all the same positions. I don't think leftists would have known what to do.

>>134798379
Kek! Kid Rock is going to win and the Liberal tears will be amazing.

>>134798468

THREE FOOT NINE WITH A TEN FOOT

>>134798379
rural and suburban retards: the state

how is some hillbilly like Kid Rock supposed to read all the legalize bullshit they use in all legislation? i'm a paralegal and it's hard even for me to interpret Congress's doublespeak.

Can a Euro tell me the last time an entertainer/musician won a political seat in their country?

>>134798538
He's running in Michigan? Thanks for the heads up bro, making sure I vote for him. Michigan has had demoshits in charge long enough

>>134798909
>thinking legislators actually read bills

It's not like they have tons of staffers to sort through legalese or anything

>>134798379
I see (((they))) have changed tactics. Kid rock is 50 pts ahead goy, don't even feel like u need to show up :^)

>>134798961
dunno, we had pretty famous comedian named Al Murray run for Parliament in Nigel Farages constituency, but he got like 300 votes.

>>134798961
Prob Silvio berlusconi

>>134799237
Democrats have pretty much turned Michigan into a shit hole so the Republicans could run a monkey right now and it would win

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MAH NAME IS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
KID ROCK!

>>134798909
That is sctually one of his points he uses for simplification of the tax code.

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>>134798379
freedom intensifies
most unlikely candidate becomes winner

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>>134798817
>Rural and Suburban Retards; the Government

Noice. I am approve.

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>>134798379
The (((Dems))) are gonna try to spend over 6 gorillian shekels to try and stop Kid Rock.

They can't afford to lose to him right now; it would be like getting kicked in the stomach after Trump delivered them a K/O uppercut.

>>134800180
Dems have no strongholds in Michigan aside from Detroit, Flint, and Dearborn

>>134798379
Awesome. We need people who actually care about the states and its people, rather than paid-off and swindled sleezebag politicians, in positions where they can make the most difference. There are too many flakes and fakes.

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>not voting for the American Badass
What are you, a gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0
>YOU JUST CANT FUCK WITH
>TWISTED
>BROWN
>TRRRUUUUCCKKKKKEEEERRRRRR

>>134798379
BASED

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his name is kid.

>>134798379
if the jews don't get to them, this could actually work. jesus, when the situation gets so bad that you need to call in Kid Rock to fix your shit

>>134798379

People should support Kid Rock. Let the Libard candidates and Crooked Hillary puppet of globalists btfo.

When does the election happen?

>>134798961
That floppy haired comedian who sometimes was on have I got news for you is foreign secretary

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>>134807457
2018 midterms.

He's got my vote. I'm not a fan of his music, but he forces venues to keep beer and ticket prices reasonable, has done remarkable works for Michigan and Detroit, he's pro gun and pro weed and I loathe Debbie.

>>134807728
I hope he wins and Dems lose even more seats across the board

Rockers love him, Rappers love him
Democrats are in trouble

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>using "Are you scared?" and "Pimp of the nation" as political slogans
>evidently he will be shitposting on Twitter and enjoying himself the whole time

He is going to win in a fucking landslide.

Are far away are we from JayZ, Leslie Jones, Bon Jovi and other libshit Democrats running instead of just supporting Democrat candidates?

The one thing I think is different is that the conservative ones actually live the life their support (2A, America first, etc), while Democrat celebs says open borders and no guns for all, and live in gated homes with armed guards while the rest of us suffer.

>>134798379
I think a Kid win could be a death blow to the DNC. Because you know how liberals react when us "rural retards" vote for the wrong person. They'll go absolutely apeshit and just push voters further and further away.

>>134807728
Holy shit. That chicks savage wrack was the first image I had ever seen on 4chan. So many wanks were had. Whats the whores name?

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>>134809025
Alix Bromley.

Kid rock is a democrat?

>>134798379
let me guess.

Hes also being outspent by the DNC candidate by approximately X50 and the DNC has no explanation as to how they are fronting this money when posting 3.5 mil in the hole.

Michigan bros make sure to vote for this guy. Would be laughing my ass off if the DNC loose another election they spent hundreds of thousands on.

With love,
OHIO

>>134809243
No, he's basically a Libertarian running as a Republican.

>>134798538
Uncle Ted and Kid Rock run against each other. Who do you vote for?

>>134798817
If only I was an intelligent black urban city dweller.

Is this a bad joke? Wtf

>>134810238
It's the American Badass timeline.

>>134798538
Muskegon reporting in, all coworkers that I discuss politics with are excited to vote for Senator Rock

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>>134798379
I like where this is going

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Yo Kid
Tell these people what your name is
Common, I said tell them what your name is

>>134811383
:( RIP Joe C.

>>134798379
COWBOY BAAABY

Trump was our last shot and we blew it if we have celebrities running just for the fuck of it, we are doomed and need another revolutionary war.

I stand by the fact that Andrew Jackson was the only real wholesome president we ever had. A nomadic orphan that had zero experience before he started as a congressman, rising in popularity because he was truthful and would have genuine temper tantrums over the slightest injustice to the American people, the white ones atleast.

What we need is to get a regular guy with a regular background with a decent set of Christian morals who would take a bullet to tell us just a shred of truth.

Trump:
>smart
>billionaire
>big city lifestyle
>connections with the elites
>generally beloved before the election
>TV personality for decades
>very charismatic and charming

Kid Rock:
>some hick who says racist thing and the right kinda puts up with

I'd unironically be mad if this guy won, he sucks. He's nowhere near on the same level, it's only the liberals who equally hype everyone up to be same as Hitler and it seems to actually effect conservative voters. It's going to set a bad precedent. Trump was actually a good candidate.

>>134810451
He will come out riding motorcycle like the Undertaker to the first debate while "American Bad Ass" song is playing in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VdqoteK6k

BAWITABA DA BANG DA BANG BANG DIGGY DIGGY SAID UP DROP THE BOOGY

>>134798379

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg

You faggots are jealous you can't literally BAWITDABAW DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY SAID BOOGIE SAID UP TRUMP THE BOOGIE straight to the senate bitch. Kid rock will be memed to steal those democrat kike puppets just for lolz. Kek wills it. BAWITDABAW bitch.

>>134807728

So wait. You'd put this clown in the white house simply because he'd lower the price of show tickets and beer?

Fucking kys. For real.

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>>134798379
>POLLS ARE (((FAKE NEWS))) CREATED TO KEEP THE JEES CONTROL OVER US

>LOOK AT THIS POLL IT HAS /OUR GUY/ WINNING

I hate nu-/pol/

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>>134798379
I don't believe in polls. Pollsters have proven to be nothing more than street whores manufacturing "data" to prop up a narrative of their pimp's choosing.

I hope he wins in a landslide.

>>134816067
No, because capping the price of beer and tickets is a fucking class act. He could command much more and get it but he makes sure his blue collar fans can afford to come to his shows.

When it's cheaper to go to a Kid Rock concert than a Bernie rally, it shows he actually care. He's done a shit ton of charity for Michigan. He's a genuine fella.

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Senate

Al Franken

>>134798538
Don't be too sure all the clueless UAW workers are owned by the Democrats

>>134798379
Meme Magic boys

American Badass A.K.A Detroit Cowboy A.K.A The Devil without A Cause A.K.A Rock n Roll Jesus the Original Daddy Yankee Kid motherfucking Rock for President 2020

Praise Kek

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>>134816197

>>134798379
>muh polls
Haven't we fucking covered this?

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BAWITDABAWDABANGDABANGDIGGDIGGY

...even his past degeneracy will help him among democats.

He pleaded no contest to assaulting faggot Tommy Lee. He was video taped getting a blowjob by some porn cum dumpster. And he killed a cougar cat for sport.

>>134816067
>implying Ivy League educated political class has done a great job running America

>>134817143
and Trump talked about hypothetically grabbing women by the pussy, and people loved it
just face the fact there's no stopping this white trash train ride to hell

>>134798538
In rural areas yes, they key to winning over the union workers in the East of MI is to run with the weed platform as you mentioned.

>>134818464
Rock is very popular with assembly line workers.

>>134816631
I fucking hate that liberal jew.

I don't know how he was ever considered a comedian.

>>134810701

How do you stand living in Muskegon

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Kid Rock will hang the Rebel flag outside the state capitol building

>>134798961
Sonny Bono.

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>>134816760
>meme magic
>praise kek

>>134798379
Hahahahahaha do it faggots.

>>134816631
>>134819302
Daily reminder that Franken won because of the Somali vote.

>>134799930
lost brother of mccauley culkin tho?

>>134820035
Avoid Muskegon heights unless you want bullet holes in your car and stay close to the shore. It goes from nice to fucking Book Of Eli in 2 blocks

>>134818464
running on a weed platform is basicly free bonus points in most western countries. didn't Trudeau do that as well?

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>america

>>134798538
Ah, the ever reliable rural and suburban retards will be back at it again crushing demo dreams I see.

>>134798379
Kek wills it

>>134818464
>>134798538
Your delusional if you think Weed is the prominent issue Michiganders desire. It will help, but there are so many more important issues. Protectionism will win the union workers.

>>134798379
I see a lot of parallels between him and Trump, except he has an easier path, and it seems he's a nicer guy than our president. I don't think he'll have a problem winning.

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>>134798379
Of course, the ultimate icing on the cake would be a good uptick in the black vote for Mr. Rock come 2018.
Do Michiganers think this is possible?

>>134823827
He's donated a lot to Detroit charity causes, so it might be possible. Michiganders love the hometown celebs like Tom Seleck, Burt Reynolds, and Tom Skerit.

>>134798961
Some lady in Italy, a porn star who got a govt seat

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>inb4 muh muh muh MUH IDIOCRACY

Kinda neat that I get to live through the death throes of democracy.

>>134824358
>MUH IDIOCRACY
Obama is already the first black president

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>>134798909
Hey faggott, have you seen his story on vh1 where he loses his millions and drinks and drugs himself to almost death and his band splits?!?!!!
Because it didnt happen dkhead! The dude grew up with 2 parents of the opposite sex, middle class. He can play every musical instrument, produce, sing, and actually has real friends that aren't
on tv.
Much smarter than most, hasnt stolen money like all politicians and kid is laughing at you all the way to the bank. You can bank on it!

Why do the republicans do this?

>dems control area for 3 decades
>run it to the ground, BEYOND REPAIR
>republicans finally fix their shit and make a fight for it
>They win
>democrats laugh and point as the shit collapses right when the republicans take it

Just stay out of Michigan and let the shit burn. The gop is going to be blamed for this, watch.

>>134824683
democracy was always gay as af anyways lmao

>>134822367
I hope you're in Norton Shores. I run a business there but live in GR it's crazy how quickly it changes. Stay safe.

>>134798379
>2020 is going to be Kid Rock vs Kanye West

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>>134824358

I thought this guy was fired for forgetting to prep the bull.