Habbening

>>134797384
Why would any American be there in the first place?

>>134797576
Good question

>>134797384
for one to gather food for 72hrs in venezuela how many bolivares and how much time would it take?

>>134797384

How much jail time would you get for grabbing Venezuelan women by the tits and/or pussy

>>134798407
If you got money, around 100usd, pretty easy and fast. Shortage is for people who make minimun wage and cant afford to buy by major.

>>134798591
You can just pay them mohamed like any whore

So what is going down Us backed coup?

>>134799521
National strikes on Wednesday and Thursday (I think) and marches on Friday against the government

The opposition coalition is banking on the military to step in by Friday to either launch a coup or pressure the government into backing out on their controversial drive to change the constitution and essentially make the country into Cuba 2.0 from a political standpoint

>>134799194
are Venezuelans selling products in american money now?

I hope Venezuelans are aware that even if (and hopefully) they overthrow their shit government, it's only going to get worse for them.

They'll see benefits in maybe 10 years, but it's going to be a shitshow for them in the near future.

>>134797384
We have an embassy there? Why?

>>134799521
Their gov has essentially created a commie death squad, so shit is close to the breaking point.

I am fully ready for this shit to go down. A disruption in the crude oil supply from Venezuela is NOT priced into the current price of crude. This could potentially send oil into the $60/barrel range. I hope shit hits the fan. Come on Rex. Pull one through for us.

Amazing how one of the more interesting political topics in today's world never manages to stick on /pol/ for long. The subversion is working very well.

Does anyone have a good timeline for the Venezuelan stuff? Perhaps starting with Chavez, his influence on South American politics, and then progress through the years until today. A good copypasta would do wonders to get this topic to have holding power.

Maybe we can return /pol/ to a political discussion board instead of shill central.

>>134797384
why venezuela have african tier problems?

>>134804638

because they are dumb and socialist/commie.

They are just learning this system does not work.

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>>134797384
Do burgers die if they go without food for 72 hours?

>>134804889
No, we aren't on the brink of starvation like your people.

>>134797384
Are the guys who made Va-11 HALL-A okay?

>>134804867
yeah thanks Raa that we started to get rid of communism before shit gets down like this

>>134804638
South america is like half niggers, like people from the Middle East, or Egypt.

>>134805154
we are sand niggers I think?

>>134805032
i can't believe the government would allow them to release their stuff in the market
my best guess is no, not in vene

Exclusive - U.S. weighs financial sanctions to hit Venezuela's oil revenue: sources

https://uk.investing.com/news/commodities-news/exclusive---u.s.-weighs-financial-sanctions-to-hit-venezuela's-oil-revenue---sources-503457

Talk about fucking over a country who is about to fuck itself.

>>134804391
No one cares about Venezuela because it's such a slow smoldering dumpster fire.

We knew this would happen when Chavez came to power. It's the inevitable result of price controls and an imploding currency.

The problem is it's taken so long. And it's not going to burst into flames in the next week. Month. Or year.

This is a dumpster fire that's going to keep plodding along til the entire country looks like Haiti and still there is no resolution, no clear winner, everything is shit forever and ever.

>>134797384
just flee to brazil

>>134797384
>venezula
>food
pick one

>>134804638

Socialism.

Not even once.

>>134800437
how great is the chance that military/police steps in, any infos the relationship between them and the government?

>>134805569
Fuck off we're full

>>134802010
Learn some globalism.

Venezuela bux directly track crude oil prices, much like the USD petrol dollar does.

Many, many commodity exporting countries are like this.

USD is at least useful because it's directly and readily converted into globally traded commodities, like gold, corn, wheat, lumber, coal, everything.

Pesos are only useful for buying oil. Oil is the only valuable thing that country makes and the only valuable thing people would bother wanting pesos for. Since that's almost worthless is a fracked-out global glut, pesos are shit. Same with rubles and Canadybux, all commodity selling countries.

Prices will stay low until China's economy recovers and they begin to buy more commodities.

>>134805542
>U.S. weighs

kek

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>>134797384
SOON

>>134802154
Venezuela is abundant in oil. Just follow the money.

>>134805689
>(((Socialism)))

ftfy

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more of the venezuelan qt please

or other qt protesters

>>134797384
The venezuelan can struggle for real at my place, if you catch my drift.

>>134797384

Why don't you leave Venezuela? it's a communist regime. Go to Peru, Chile, Panama.

>>134797384
Hey its this guy.

Seriously dude get some armor to wear under your normal clothes. just fill paper bags full of sand and attach it to your chest.

>>134797384
Have fun niggers, heard more US troops are moving to Columbia, prepare to become an American oil reserve.

>>134797384
she is only slim because they have no food.

>>134802142
This. Its going to get bad

>>134805689
why the military just not interfere to remove this failure regime?

>>134797384
Holy fuck that body on the right

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>>134806176
also bumb

>>134808306
I hope I can buy a cheap house in Venezuela after the commies are all dead.

>>134804321
make it happen Venezuelanbros.

>>134806713
because the military is controlled by said regime. Not all armies are keepers of the people, Egypt bro.

>>134805542
>US
>fucking other over
>new
enjoy your libya.

>>134797384
Please happen

>>134804638
Because socialism...

>>134805569
Argentina is better, tell them to go there

>>134809077
yeah Raa is blessing his military

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>>134797384
Stay safe Anon! I have a lot of friends from Venezuela.

>>134797576

Because of girls with body types on the right.

>>134808778
get an apartment in the coast, some big suv and youll have pussy for days

>>134811100
I am speculating that you remove the commies and open your markets after it, so I as an under/middleclass guy can afford something nice there.

>>134797384
>girl on the left
is there a video so I can laugh at her

>>134804889
Ya, Mon!

>>134804889
No, fat reserves for at least three weeks. Really, the embassy didn't need to say anything because even Americans abroad have fat reserves to weather the collapse of socialism. All the Venezuelans will die off and Americans will be trim and able to walk around collecting the spoils while looking good.

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So, is it happening?

Brazil is already full of shitnegros and with a lot of trouble with the left side motherfuckerss..
If you want to come here to fight them , you're welcome. If not , gyfbanoh

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>>134812533
kek

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>>134797576
America is filled with liberal retards. They vacation in problematic regions so they can "help the locals" and say that everyone is "the same". Later they trade virtue signals with metrosexual peers inside a Starbucks that stands as an outpost strategically placed on the outskirts of the delicate boundaries of their disease and crime-enriched city.

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>>134797384
I believe her name was 'Gunta Kinte'

>>134797576

(((CIA))) Americans.
They are the ones subversively starting these unrests in the first place. Just like in Ukraine.

>>134797384
I would vene in her zualan, ifyouknowwhatimean

>>134798407

Implying there is enough food in all of Venezuela to feed one American for 72 hours.

>>134797576
Because op is a fake news spewing newfag from /b/

>>134802154
Damn you're stupid

>>134814424
>.gov
>fake news

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Damn, she is so hot, look at her, found this pic, a little more high-res. Do we need to feed women less in order for them to become like this?

>>134813911
yeah but anyone who's actually tried and help long term there usually ends up not liberal coming back, after seeing people living in literal piles of trash

>>134802154
petrodollar

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>>134797384
How do we smuggle Venezuelan female hotties out? Asking for a human smuggler.

>>134814699
yes but we also have to encourage fitness
fat acceptance is killing our pop pool
>>134815002
lol, just marry them and greencard them

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>>134797384

Would blanda upp with/10, god damn

>>134804321
uneducated dipshit here

Would this reduce local gas prices or increase them?

>>134797384

whats that shitskin rioting against?

>midriff exposed, good thing my mouth is safe!

>>134814699
You know she's dating that nigger, right?

>>134815269
Jealous roastie detected.

>>134815357

no i'm a guy. why dress like a hooker for a riot?

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>>134813948

>>134815286
>implying she isn't a nigress

>>134815286
so we cuck the nigger and steal his girl for once?

>>134804889
if anything americans are the most likely to survive the longest without food. theyd just complain the loudest about it

>>134815676
> implying you wouldn't betray your ottoman heritage for a taste of that ass

>>134815286
Dude is indio like she is

>imagine being a spanish conquistador.

>>134816172
>Indias
>Curves
She is mulatta

>>134797384

hmm

>>134816580
mulatta who got lucky with her genetics
would try my luck on/10

Why not escape to brazil?

>>134817087
Rain forest in the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxmvOy7MhIg

El plebiscito no hizo nada.

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>>134816976
german state at it again....

>>134809546

Fuck no lol. We have feminists now.

Join Renacer Nacional

>>134814699
Amazing things happen when you limit a womans calorie intake.

>>134817235
According to wiki there's a road on boarder that connects to brazil interstate

>>134797384
I don't want Venezuelans immigrating to the states. They voted for this mess and now they have to overthrow it themselves. I'm only fine with taking White South Africans or Europeans escaping the migrant crisis. Venezeluans will keep voting for more Socialist shit like they did in their home country.

Fuck Venezuela

>>134818160
Well then, Portuguese is in the way and judging from the hispanics here in America, they're not very keen on learning a different language.

>>134818423
>White South Africans or Europeans escaping the migrant crisis.

Fuck them, too. They voted for that shit as well.

>>134818524
Eat shit kike, America was founded as a White European settlement. We should be taking just that.

>>134818776
>Take in the indoctrinated dumbasses from Europe

Oh yeah, and I'm the kike. Okay.

Oh

>>134815269
pretty hard to be identified by your midriff

>>134818776
>Goy, it's okay to take in browns as long as they do it legally

A lot of Europeans would vote for Trump, unlike spic, gook and nigger trash.

>>134819148
Meant for this >>134818918

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>>134798400
dubs!

>>134819148
Would be right expect for the fact a lot nigger, spic and gook trash DID vote for Trump, dumbass. Good grief, you serious think Europe is in the 1940s?

>>134819373
>A lot

Wow what a justifiable reason to continue making America brown. Slavs and Central Europeans love Trump more then anybody else. You're supporting our kiked immigration policies to continue making us brown while denying whites access to move.

Muh based minorities isn't a fucking argument, Trump won almost all European immigrants.

>>134797384
How is my dad doing?

>>134820049
one of the main reasons the left lost was they overestimated their hispanic vote

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Can I get a quick run down of the situation?

>>134820049
>Muh based minorities isn't a fucking argument

It is an argument when Trump WOULD NOT have won without them.

And get out of here with slavs and central Europeans, they're the same as other migrants, not to mention fucking Albanians are Muslim.

>>134815002
>Smuggle

How about you smuggle one of those Boer chicks instead. We don't need more nonwhite filth in our already declining country.

>>134815523
>crop tank
>jeans
>dressing like a hooker
go back to beating your wives, Mormon.

>>134797384
Bump.
I'll keep an eye from now on

>>134820601
Yeah I'm sure allowing hordes of brown filth into our country will surely help Trump win the next election. Fuck off America should mostly take in Europeans and Anglos like we did Before 1965. You're supporting our kiked immigration act that will allow us to become the next Brazil. You're supporting a traitor's immigration system.

>>134804321
Perfect timing for US oil producers.

I approve.

>>134804638
Because all countries south of the US/Mexican border are niggers or their indigeno equivalents. The whites are mentally niggers.

Africa and Latin and South America should be glassed then looted so their resources aren't wasted on the locals.

>>134820409
The spic filth will vote for democrat policies once we allow them here. We don't need more nonwhites we have far too many already. We should be helping whites in need like we did before 1965.

Allowing more refugees is Anti-American

>>134817817
stop failling to silly memes

>>134804638
niggers and socialism

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>>134815095
Nonwhite immigration is killing America more, Trump will not win in 2020 unless we repeal our immigration act and remove birthright citizenship. Venezeluans like other Post-1965 nonwhite immigrants will vote for Democrat/Socialist policies.

>>134797384
Can´t wait south america to have the new Arab spring desu.

>>134797384
I want shit to explode.

Bodies in the air, hanging out of trees and shit.

Animals driving cars.

Planes falling from the sky.

Everything on fire, EVEN FIRE.

We have been without a good happening for too fucking long.

>>134818454
Luso-Venezuelans are escaping to Portugal and to Madeira. And their sons are quickly learning the true Portuguese according to their teacher, not SA Portuguese.

>>134821562
>Trump will not win in 2020 unless we repeal our immigration act and remove birthright citizenship

Really? Then how did he win 2016?

>>134821818
>I want shit to explode.
Go to Walmart
>Bodies in the air, hanging out of trees and shit.
Go to Disney
>Animals driving cars.
Literally your niggers
>Planes falling from the sky.
Hire a nigger to pilot
Pretty much everything you post is happening in your shithole so why don't you go outside?
You can make us explote
We must explote

>>134822184
https://www.rtp.pt/noticias/pais/escolas-da-madeira-recebem-alunas-provenientes-da-venezuela_v1016423

>>134815002
You don't know mailorder bride outfits exist?

You are too stupid to ever have sex with another person.

>>134822273
With our current immigration system in place, America will be even less white by 2020 as boomers are starting to die off. When that happens prepare for a super democrat victory unless we act now. The majority of GOP voters are 50+ years old. A lot of them were still alive during the election.

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>>134797384

What level of NOT REAL SOCIALISM are you guys on?

When does it happen and how impressive will the happening be? Will Venezuelan troops actually use live ammo on their own people or do they still have Cuban secret police niggers and gommie paramilitaries doing the dirty work?

>>134820672

what the fuck is a slut going to do in a riot

get slapped and cry?

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>>134802746

Oh boi another socialist experiment I wonder how this will turn out.

>>134822590
That's naive. It's already known that not only do most young people not vote during the primaries and mid-term elections, special elections, etc, they're also very flakey when it comes the Presidential, whats more and /pol/ is an example of this, most people when they eventually get up to their mid 20s to 30s start slowly becoming conservative. Those same boomers you're talking about were hippies and liberals during the 70s.

Remember that douche calling Lil Bush all Evil

>>134823238
>Slowly becoming conservative
>Still thinking Nonwhites of any age vote for republican in the majority

Kek, I love how pathetic self-hating whites are.

>>134797384

Maduro needs to go full tiananmen square on these fucking soros funded kike protesters and be done with it.

Time to end this.

>>134823920
People who support our country becoming brown over the tiny group of conservative nonwhites are utter traitors to America. We shouldn't accept more third world filth that democrats want.

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>>134806648
being an an-cap doesn't excuse you from providing sauce, chi-mo.

>>134799194
>100usd
wtf I could eat for like 300 hours on that in the US

>>134805853
are they literally full on USD though? Like Ecuador and some other countries just use USD

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>>134805894
obesity isn't funny anon it's a serious issue killing millions worldwide every year

>>134824859
>US the tallest
We still win.

>>134820431
Socialism. The government knows if they give up power, they will get the rope or prison for life. So the president is trying to pull an Erdogan and seize all of the power.

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guys she is what an average venezuelan looks like, you go out you see qts like her everywhere, most are bluepilled tho,

>>134812142
Or they will be cannibalized like what happened in The Holodomor. I bet an American could feed a family of starving ghouls for a week.

>>134826995
Yeah, but you get robbed at gunpoint if you are outside of the gated compound.

>>134827132
>not having 10 body guards and armored suvs

get a load of this yuro

>>134827794
Why would I travel to a country where you need a full security detail to go outside of your community? If someone is looking for some girls to fuck, they could just travel to Eastern Europe.

>>134808778
This is a remarkably good idea.

>>134821366
wasn't that horse lady Argentinian?

>>134828594
BR, but there are a lot of american tier feminazis there and here too. they are everywhere

>>134814111
Agree about the Ukraine.
But not Venezuela, that right there bro is Socialism at work.

>>134826995
can confirm venezuelans are smokin and look white, they are also massive degenerate backstabbing whores.

>>134830510
can confirm as well, on both fronts
especially the backstabbing whore part

>>134828028
make sure you get some good fencing/walls though. Might wanna hire a security guard or two as well. Then you're golden.

>>134814699
>implying a chick that hot is anywhere near that mob without male guardians

>>134824494
you posted chris-chan, you get nothing.

>>134818423
This is true.
They fuck up their country, then come here and vote the same way.
I have seen this when they voted for Hillary.

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>>134797384
Yeah it's getting REALLY bad in some places, so bad that the niggers are slowly starting to avoid WW.

>>134830510
Thats just like any other actractive person my dude

>>134815193
Increase gas prices in the short term, when crude hits a threshhold it becomes profitable to start up our more expensive oil again (see North Dakota).
Gas prices will fall and some Americans will make money in the fields again.

Repression, desensitization, and declining humanity makes shit like this and Syria go on. Syria could have been wrapped up in a couple weeks but some jew wants to keep conflicts frozen.

>>134797384
Do you think things will be better with Capriles? I as reading a few things about him and I really don't think he's better than Maduro, I even fear things might get worse.

>>134833818
>I was* reading a few things about him

>>134797384
>that hungry Venezuelan chick on the right
Is food shortage the final solution for the Murican obesity problem?

>>134808778
in 10 years, maybe. also depends on how the govt shakes out. what if you bought a swan condo or a ranch or something and then the govt confiscates and redistributes to the "people" or some shit?

>>134817817
Really? Is it bad? Was thinking about visiting Buenos Aires on a retirement scouting mission.

>>134826995
bwahahahaha, what a load of bullshit.

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>>134797384
this is it lads

>>134802154
its a mistery

>>134833818
Not sure, prob. But he is still a jew.

>>134805569
no

Solidarity with the workers of Venezuela in their fight against the bourgeoisie and the US imperialists behind them! Long live the Bolivarian Republic!

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>>134813948
Why is her ass on backwards

>>134804321
>going long on oil

Get ready to lose a lot of money. US shale companies are going to rekt your ass

>>134826995
Holy fuck she's hot.

>>134804638
The oil price collapse wrecked their economy. Their oil revenue is 50% of their GDP. Basically they were too dumb and didn't diversify their economy.

>>134826995
I fucking wish.

>>134804638
because the US caught wind of the plans they were trying to do with Russia for the whole south American continent. and as always USA numbah wan every one else eat a dick
before you ask what plan. look it up lazy niggers

>>134837272
And it wasn't the fact that Venezuela was propped up on oil at $120 a barrel? Or the fact the government is literally seizing farms and businesses?

>>134822184
>True Portuguese
C'mon man. Why even be pretentious. True Portuguese, as known as variante formal, is DEFINED as the Portuguese used by the people from São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro in Brazil; and from Coimbra, Lisboa and Porto in Portugal.

This was defined by your scholars mate.

>>134797384

Venezuelan girls make me hard... Hot bitches like the one in that pic are so poor that they would suck your dick for a loaf of bread.

>>134840909
Lol no

This week will be the shittiest in decades for Venezuela citizens.
Hope Maduro leaves soon, can't take this anymore.

>>134797384
hey venezuela anons, why dont you try real communism?

>>134797384
the french are making their move. well its about time. though im not sure what exactly they think they will gain from this.

if the nation isnt in ruin after a while the nogs will show up from neighboring nations or it all falls apart and they cant send enough man power to keep it going and therefore they dont have the capacity to hold it

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>>134826995
I'd redpill her... with muh dick

I swear to god, if the US government gets involved in this shit I am going to be pissed. Not that I can do anything about it, but still.

Why should we care about some third world shithole on the wrong side of the equator?

As you pointed out, we have an obesity epidemic. Fix your own country.

What happened with the whole oscar helicopter thing a couple months ago

>>134845607
Kaj se javljaš, alpski srbine?
Ti kao znaš što je komunizam, a svi ste bježali 90ih dok je kod nas grmilo!!!!

>>134813948
I am compelled to remark: that creature is downright revolting. My mind refuses to accept it as human and cries out for its removal from reality.

>>134847038
We know this was real and not a false flag, seems things gone wrong for him and everyone else involved in the coup.
He and subversive forces couldn't achieve anything but pressure against the government.
We have seen several arrests within paramilitaries forces lately, and that's good because the government is now dividing itself, losing support from at least the forensic police.

>my wife and I have a venezuelan-colombian live in maid
>she immigrated here in 2012
>she thinks that the Venezuelan government might go under
What are the odds of it happening?

>>134836334

Its called a "front butt" and it happens to be highly fashionable you sexist asshole.

quick rundown that isn't socialism

>>134847663
Which one???

>>134814111
subhuman filth always blames white people because white people look different from them and have magic.