UK LGBT SURVEY THREAD #2

https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/homosexuality.aspx

Some quran quotes if anyone needs them

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Cheers for carrying on my thread lads

I feel I have done my duty today.

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>>134796667
bump

>>134796667
My orientation is heliosexual.
Also bump

Done

final statement in my longish thing at the end

>There needs to be chances in my Muslim community to spread love and tolerance innit.

I say that we should identify as Stelio Kontos from American Dad.

>>134800300
I chuckled sensibly.
>Steeeelio, Steeeeeelio Kontos

you idiots are doing this wrong, identify as trans muslims and complain about the lack of support from your fellow muslims

>>134800462
Gender: Stelio Kontos
Sexual Orientation: and Luis

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>>134800488
This guy gets it.

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part1

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Parr 2

You need to conflate Anti-Semetism with Islamophobia (((they))) don't want people to make this connection.

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Part 3

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Is that beliveable?

>all you morons putting stupid shit in the boxes
>they're clearly going to figure out they're being trolled and disregard the survey

You should give realistic answers and then say you are frightened of being gay because of muzzies.

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Part 4

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Not the best at this but I did say that rape in the NHS was a widespread problem, and a bunch of anti muzzie shit

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Part 5

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Part 6 and masterpiece

>>134801360
Maybe throw in something about acid attacks. Something like: no one has ever attacked me with acid for being too pretty and it's destroying my self-esteem. Just throwing it out there.

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>>134801497
Delet

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>>134796667
Do this people!

>>134801430
It's true. It's all true.

>>134796667
done my part, people who are going to read it will have some fun.

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>>134798309

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>>134801520

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>>134801497
>a flock of kiwis

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Will we actualky affect anything?

>>134796667
>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/
Arrrgh! I WILL do that right now my anti-homo ally. Thanks for posting
Aid from the US

The Islamic community is very anti-lgbtq, they need to be FORCED to be more accepting

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>>134796667
As a stratogender person, I feel my sexual orientation should be recognized by the NASA
Who else here identify as a space shuttle?

>>134796667

I did my part

>>134800695
Kek

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Hmmm...

>>134802500

oppression by muzzies is brilliant!

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larping as spoonkin tile lover

>>134802614
kek

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>>134796667
This is actually fun

Done

I got a feeling /lgbt/ are trying to masd report these threads

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As a bong, I approve this survery

>>134796667
>>what not to do
>unnecessary information that could lead to /pol/, constant kek/kekistan/pepe cancer

Good job completely fucking blowing it by directly linking to the survey, they can most likely tell where the referrals are coming from.

>>134802999
Thanks for telling world something we already knew?

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Make your entries beliveable, that could have an effect

>>134803050
Fucking dumb Redditors

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>>134796667
>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

>>134800488
This nigga gets it.

>>134796667
"dont give us any information that could be used to ID you"

"Yo nigga, where you live"

LMAO

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>>134803244
>See's Flag
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black

stop putting yourselves on lists

>>134796667
bump

Be ecogender a foliage orientated sexuality for a green future with socialism too!

What do we want?
We want to fuck trees
When do we want it?
Now
What do we want?
We want to be attention whore shrubbery
When do we want it?
Now

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Full line reads:

Why should I fill out the paperwork when GCHQ know everything about me already?

>>134796667
Complain about Sadiq Khan giving off microaggressions towards you as a homosexual because he's Muslim.

>>134803488
Well, where's the fun in that? Home office raids are hella fun.

>>134803488
if your here your probably on a million lists anyway

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>>134803544
he's with (((them)))

>>134802771
noice

>>134803589
lol who cares if you get banned form the UK..... After all its patriotic to do so

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>>134801854
Was pretending to be a pedosexual Muslim man in his 50s living in London lul

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>>134803690
lol

>>134803957
>muslim
>hiding pedosexuality

Come one lad, at least TRY to make it believable.

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>>134803957
>a pedosexual Muslim man in his 50s living in London

>>134803258
Don't write joke responses write serious ones pointing out the horrors of migrants homophobia

>>134800488
what I did but I said I was gay and I lived in constant fear from muslims.

gays are ew

>>134804427
stoning time

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I identify myself as an Ancap yellow pony who is attracted to people that respect my NAP and give me sugarcubes.

Yes, I filled it all with this persona.

>>134804702
kek

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dont u think if they see you don't have a UK IP they are just going to throw out your submission

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I got the best gender

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Part 1

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Part 2

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>>134805203

>>134802097
I didn't ask for this feel anon

>>134801430
Kek

I love you guys

POST /s/govuk-lgbt-survey/ HTTP/1.1
Host: smartsurvey.co.uk
Referrer: https://boards.4chan.org/pol

>409 Opinion Discarded

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>>134804876

>>134806142
https://href.li/?https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

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>>134796667

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Part 3

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>>134806236

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Best I could do off the top of my head

>>134800488
This!!!!

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>>134807168

Done my part.

Someone spam this on /b/

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>>134807604

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>>134807653

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>>134807726

>>134803002
I put mechanophilliac.

Filling mine out now. Trying to make it appear as serious so they actually believe it

Fill it as a gay muslim in fear of racists jews

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>>134796667
>tfw you register as a zoophiliac otherkin komodo dragon muslim who was beat up by family

>>134806142
>2017
>still allowing your browser to send referrer info

>>134796667
You morons do realise if you lie to the government and pretend you have all these wacky gender beliefs they'll just assume it's the norm and things will get worse, right?

I put "a ham sandwich" for everything I could and put "Prefer not to say" for everything else. Oh also my religion is "Pastafinarian".

>>134796667
>identify as attack/civil helicopters of all sorts

Reddit/9gag tier cancer. Wasted opportunity. Fuck off.

>>134800488
>>134801394
This is the correct way

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:0

>>134807085
kek

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>>134808421
best girl

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>>134808006
Tried to be as serious as possible. Maybe this way they'll try to make the Muslims in London force ably accept the gays and trannies.

>>134796667
has anyone noticed that surveys and polls have plummeded ever since trump won? they clearly hate losing to logic

>>134809108
Last sentence probably too far. And the government will know you're not a Brit. They knew when it came to that petition for Brexit2.0

>>134801394
This. We need to be as realistic as possible here, that way if they take it seriously the government will start moving gays into Muslim communities and force the Muzzies to assimilate

I bet its a crime to identify as not cucked

>>134805371

I explicitly told them I was a trans-British Somali and if they didn't let me be participate I'd say mean things about Muslims.

>>134807168

>Bovington Tank Museum

/comfy/

>>134802097
Christ that feel is abstract

That survey is fucked up. It's all about gender and fuck all about LGB. Don't really care about faggots or dykes. Fucking trannies getting so much attention and they are retarded fucks who need to die.

>>134805371
I don't think the British government is smart enough to figure that out

>>134802214
Kek

>>134809988
Hence why its best to pretend you're a Muslim tranny and document the abuse you receive in your community

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>>134800488
I said I was a lesbian Muslim and was under constant threat of sexual assault from my family and members of my community

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How did I do, /pol/?

>>134810241
mine was funnier

>>134802214
Shit like this is actually worthwhile because while it will probably get thrown in the trash, it'll at least make the civil servant cunt who reads it sit there and think for a second about the madness of it all.

All you faggots calling yourself helicopters and tanks are wasting your time.

>>134803957
>t. Muhammed, (PBUH) Prophet and Messenger of Allah.

>>134810371
Reddit cucks only care about shitty memes

>>134807168
Well played mate

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>>134801497
>>134801520
>>134801854
>>134802248
>>134802500
>>134802614
>>134802771
>>134803258
>>134803302
>>134803957
>>134807168
>>134808806
You did well anons.

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>>134796667
You're welcome

>>134810321
vargism really killed it though
should've said some autistic shit like 'i really love how the anuses of komodo dragons are so tight and juicy'.

>>134796667
>Identified as Pedosexual
>Felt uncomfortable practicing my sexuality everywhere other than my school

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Part 1

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Part 2

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>>134810241
>Otherkin Kommodo dragon
>Mfw

>>134796667
Remember to put jewish at the end for religion

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>>134811114
>appendage-kin

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>>134796667

I'm doing my part.

Are you doing yours?

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Yay or Nay?

>>134811672
That ending...

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Going in lowkey on my one. But I am actually a fag so I took it semi seriously.

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>>134811936
Fag

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Reposting from last thread.

>>134810241
Autistic/10

>>134804702
lost

>>134812286
They never stood a chance...

>>134796667
I pretended to be a Muslim transwoman who feared refugees being intolerant and made it as realistic as I could. I'm not creative enough to match what you guys come up with.

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>>134796667
am i doin it rite?

Can you just fill it in as a straight person?

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How'd I do lads
I put "Muslim" in the religion section too

>>134813588
Yes.

>>134813068
no say mosque faggot

>>134813635
Like with fully straight details?

>>134813743
There are answers like "This is not relevant to me" in almost every question and besides, you can just answer "No".

>>134796667
My last input on final part of survey.


"I think people should be more open to transspecies people like me. People need to recognoze that I'm a dolphin trapped in a human body. The UK should subsidize my transitioning as well, but not from my pay, just other people. I got my dolphin vagina finally done in Brazil after contacting a black market plastic surgeon on the dark web. I shouldn't have to go to this extent. I need regular check ups on my new vagina which should also be subsidized by the UK, not from my paycheck of course. That would be racist. I now need a fin on my back, to get closer to transitioning into a full dolphin. There's much more that needs to be done including sonar implants in my brain since dolphins have sonar as well as gills to replace my lungs. When transitioning is finally complete I will renounce my UK citizenship and live in the ocean. Thank you."

>>134813604
allah instead of god

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>>134813885
Obligatory

did the survey as Pedophile

>>134803506
>Gender recognition certificate
In England you're not a real man if you haven't filled in the green page on form 18-d and paid your annual gender licence.

>>134814064
That's actually why I used that example because of that episode haha.

"Government Equalitys Office" is the most tyranicall thing ive ever heard of. (((these fuckers))) need to piss off with their equity shit

>>134814027
I tried to larp as a British Muslim, some actually say that instead of Inshallah.

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>>134814960
nice

>>134796667
FUCKING SHIT.

This questionaire takes FOREVER.

It is so fucking dull too - hardly any opportunity to write interesting things.
Just repetitive shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Fuck.
Someone make a bot to auto fill this with anti muslim posts and randomise the rest of it.

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>>134796667
This is gonna be fun.

>>134796667
>what gender do you identify as

Transracial non-bi-binary otherkin nobleman.

I tried like three times but I keep hitting 'save and continue' because the button is above 'next' and then I can't go back because it says page expired.

>>134802097
Fuck your feel-giving.

We've all been alone, all our lives.
We wouldn't be here otherwise.
Fuck you.

>>134796667
>tfw you're a ducksexual that couldn't get medical treatment because they kept throwing bread crumbs at you.

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>>134796667
R8

>>134816932
Nice

i identify as fal gender and rhodesexual

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1/2

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>>134818206
2/2

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>>134807085
I laughed obnoxiously hard at this so rest assured you've done that much.

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>>134820591

>>134796667
God save the queen and the civil defense helicopter community. Fuck muslims.

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>>134796667
this was fun

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>>134822492

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>>134822537

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>>134822610
nearly pissed myself

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>>134822650

Remember to always say you discuss your gender at all times, we want people to buy this.

>>134796667
I'm filling it out as a snowflake who keeps being assaulted by a "Muslim gang" and is not comfortable with gender/sexuality expression at "My mosque"

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>>134824316

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>>134796667

Fun in the sun

>>134798309
>reddit tab

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>>134827265
>taking the bait

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>>134798309
>CP

>>134796667
Did paedosexual (LGBTP) and insisted that consent need only be given by one party.

>>134807168
My fucking lad!

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>>134812286
>Trans-Human Cyborg
Are you LARPing as The Major?

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>>134807168

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>>134804702

Bumppity

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>>134812286

I did my part. Here is what I put for the last page
I first became aware of my sexuality while attending an airshow. During the war exhibit a beautiful black heli came soaring over and I felt a great pleasure rushing through my body. Soon after I noticed I creamed my pants. Everyone around me quickly gazed at my groin while I stood up. With conflicting emotions rushing through my head I lied and stated that I had a terrible UI and need to leave. That night in a confused state I "splurged" all night looking at US military copters. I immediately fell in love. Months went by with my hidden, passionate secret as I went deeper and deeper into this taboo. Then it happened, I was caught in the act by my own sister. Flustered I screamed at her to leave. I contemplated suicide during that time. Between the lines of life and death I chose life. I came out as sexually attracted to Attack helicopters and started to love my life to the fullest. In my transition into a attack helicopter I have gotten numerous tattoos, metal implants in my arms and legs, and start each sentence with "whoosh, whoosh, whoosh" when conversing with my peers. The lbgt community ridicules me, outs me and treats me as a social pariah. Despite their hateful facade, I strive to be the best ATTACK HELICOPTER I CAN BE.

>>134828791
Not particularly. I kind of mixed various attitudes of multiple fictional cyborg characters when going through the survey, combined with the usual transhumanist memes of /pol/.

>>134796667
>answer beginning questions normally
>LOL YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER THIS

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>>134831486

>>134796667
bit late, but i'm in

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>>134802771

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>>134796667

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i guess im a faggot, sorry gals

>>134814189

Are you a part of the McCann Podesta Freud crew?

>>134811672
religion:.....DIGITS

I salute you anon

>>134801573
what no love for this!? shit is funny