Ok so I'll keep this brief.
I got arrested over the weekend for jerking off in a Taco Bell bathroom.
>Get in line
>Notice Salvadorian woman behind register
>place order, nervously
>she takes my Quesadilla off the grill, steam erupts
>she's sweating as she stuffs it in a bag
>um, excuse me.
I get it, I violated a health code, but I was only in there for 6-7 minutes. I'll pay the fine but the transaction was never completed. I never received my order and when I asked for a refund the following Tuesday, they asked me to provide a receipt which I didn't have.
Do I have to take Taco Bell to small claims court in order to get my $12.36 back? I could seriously use this to pay my fine. They wouldn't show right? I'd get summary judgement and then immediately get my money.
What are your thoughts on the court system and how this would play out?
I should add that I didn't have to spend the night in prison.
>>134778658
Howd you manage to get caught? you went out with jizz hanging from your ear?
>>134780230
This, what'd they do, swab a sample out of the bowl? Regardless, you're still owed a refund or credit since you didn't receive what you paid for. Just to file small claims is $100 and best believe they'll show up with a lawyer that'll btfo out of you and/or yours because it doesn't sound like you can afford one that's worth a damn
>>134780230
I have a fairly flesh undercarriage and another patron heard me in the act. He informed the manager who called the Sherrif
>>134778658
Degenerate nigger.
literally unprovable. you must be fucking retarded
>>134780667
>I have a fairly flesh undercarriage
>>134780667
so in other words you're a fat fuck and he heard your flabs moving
>>134778658
>I got arrested over the weekend for jerking off in a Taco Bell bathroom.
>>134778658
Its obvious you're looking for attention, so I recommended you take this to all the courts you can.
Hell, call the local news and get them to cover your story.
>>134778658
>I got arrested over the weekend for jerking off in a Taco Bell bathroom.
>>134778658
you cant walk away from the register. if there is a dispute on the transaction you have to stay there. walking away indicates it was to your satisfaction. not even asking for a refund that moment indicates it was to your satisfaction
for all they know you got your order ate it and now have a bill you cant pay and are trying to scam them
>>134782135
Taco fappers deserve to be recognized! They are a under represented minority and as such deserve special treatment to achieve "equality"
>>134778658
>Jerking off
>Jerking off in public
You deserve to be imprisoned you filthy degenerate