Mr. Hyde General

>>134773809
He was quite sexy when he wasn't a fatty

>>134773809
Didn't that guy shoot up a school? Did they catch him yet?

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>>134773952
Don't worry

>Regarding one of these hoaxes, Hyde told Forbes contributor Fruzsina Eordogh: "My wife's boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife's son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax."

>>134773952
>Haha he is le sschool shooter!!! topjej!
>HE CANT KEEB GETTING AWAT WITH THIS!!!

Kekistan tier.

The one where he goofs at a Sanders really is really top tier

>>134774119
SHIDF, please.

v-day bernie sanders pozzin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbpNe_bMw7U

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>>134773938
take that back

>completely rip off the Joihnny character for myself and film cute little snapchats of me doing Joihnny.
>People go crazy for it

>>134774273
>implying I'm defending anyone
>implying I'm not just telling you to stop being a cringelord

The book is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

>fat brooklyn hipster faggot
>e celeb

GTFO with this trash.

He got a TeeVee show and the best he could come up with was "Jews Rock" and le ebic gym fail meme video done 1000 times by Dom Mazetti.

Shamuel is truly a toxic, lazy parasite. Nick Roach left him for a wife and an antiques business, Charlie is doing his own thing and doesn't even talk to Sam anymore.

Sam Hyde is an excellent cautionary tale of what not to do.
>30
>fat
>no assets
>no future

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>>134774968
Epic takedown, dude
Cody is finished

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>>134773809
Smocaine 3 is pretty Kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qymOSNhI8Y0

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>implying anything can top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

>>134775259
The man's in deep depression and trying to play it off as irony.

Notice how he mentions his age and weight multiple time throughout his videos?

He's ashamed but like an e-whore he presses on for attention and jewtoob bux.

>>134775703
>The man's in deep depression and trying to play it off as irony.


Guess what, that's all of /pol/

>>134774116
Holy shit, I can't believe that was real too
>>134774968
Literally fake news

You don't belong here!
This country is for everyone!

>>134775703
Why

Do

(You)

Care?

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>>134775703
>The man's in deep depression
Lol wtf bruh, thats some gay ass shieeet my nigguh yo juz get lit af senpai aye fuck sum pussy bruh lulz

>>134775703
Maybe one day you'll grow up to be a big boy and realize what comedy is.

>>134773809
Sam hates everyone who likes him. You fucking losers should just stop latching onto him and let his shitty career die already.

>>134775991
I want the younger /pol/acks to see that Sam is a disgrace to the WN community and a terrible example of the white race.

Learn a trade. Make mad bucks. Get married. Kids. Raise them W/N.

Don't be like Sam.

>>134775871

Speak for yourself Hans.

Being a self-employed, successful with no education and a bright future is the ultimate red pill.

>>134773809
hahahahaha sam is a genius

>>134776463
>Learn a trade. Make mad bucks. Get married. Kids. Raise them W/N.
100% Sam actually preaches this himself, have you ever seen the Rutgers show he did? He told them all that they'd be better off doing trade instead of going to college and racking up debt like he did

I like Sam, I think he's very entertaining personally, but he isn't the source of my views on the world

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only the real fans know this one

>>134773809
https://youtu.be/d47Jibt-EOE

Keeps my sanity in check

>>134776155
>is just memes bro

Nah, he tried to be comedic but his show was too preachy. No zinger, no punch line and too much pandering to pol.

His show failed not because some powerless cuck cried about it but because with all the money and power of adult swim his new sketches were worse than his old ones.

Political and racial messages CAN be used in comedy but only if done sparingly like Norm, Jimmy Carr and Dave Chapelle have said far more redpilled things than Hydelberg but they did it in a tasteful and controlled manner.

>>134777338
>pandering to /pol/
I believe his show had the highest ratings for the time slot and a second season was in the works until Bernstein came in and killed it

>>134776669
Which is what bothers me the most.

He knows the golden path but lives the life of a hipster and a "creative".

His natural wit would be far better weaponized as a political pundit and columnist.

>>134773809
Fuck off Sam and stop shilling yourself.

>>134777812
>His natural wit would be far better weaponized as a political pundit and columnist
Yea, I'd really like to see him get involved more politically, he's good when he's serious.
I have a feeling he writes for the Daily Stormer under a pseudo name, after that donation he made and his association with Weev

>>134778000
>t. Tim Heidecker

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>>134773809

Dumping OC

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>>134777672
>le Jews
>single mother's
>David duke
>moonman
>women's promiscuity

I'm happy he covered these topics but they were not presented in a humorous manner.

Like the sketch with the kids playing and talking about how their mothers think for them. Zero humour.

He'd serve a much better purpose as a serious counter-disinfo YT persona than trying to be what he isn't.

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>>134778508
>>134778497

Are you kidding? The blatant subversion his show promotes is why its funny

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>>134776673
Lmao i heard he is into trannies like wtf?????

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>>134778497
That isn't all his show was though, many of his skits played on a theme of "denial the of reality" as well, which was hilarious, the wine party skit was great as well as the male prostitution skit.
Even that skit you mentioned where he name dropped David Duke and moon man, are you telling me
>Go say to that girl, "Yo, girl, I'm that Gorilla dick God, I make Dyke pussy wet

wasn't funny?

>>134773809
Fuck this

A. E celeb
B. Roastie
C. Fascist
D. Kike Shill
E. Controlled Opposition
F. No white children
G. Doesn't mention Jewish Question
H. Kike shill

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>>134778949
>implying facist is bad
>Sam, a Man, is a Roastie
>controlled opposition despite being black listed
Wew
Oh and
>no white children
How many children do you have anon? I'll wait

>>134778857
It truly wasn't

His presence and composure is way off and he ad libs all his lines. Unfortunately he's not witty enough for that and just blurts out random shit, like in the break-up sketch.

His commentary is far better than his comedy, especially when it's thought out and written.

>>134778949
>A. E celeb
Influential or even solo-influential people spreading our message is not something bad, "e-celeb" is a shill word to discourage their support.

>>134778949
>Doesn't mention Jewish Question

He does literally everything he can to insinuate it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6G9vECTfpw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs

>>134778949
>e-celeb
Is that supposed to be an insult? Are "celebrities" only allowed to be Talmud Vision here?
>Roastie
????
>Fascist
How fucking new are you?
>Kike shill
Shill for who/what?
>Controlled opposition
Controlled by who? Isn't he literally unemployed and struggling?
>no white children
He's a Jew, why would you want him reproducing?
>Doesn't mention Jewish Question
He has brought it up many times. Often very subtly.

Fuck off back to whatever cuck cave you crawled out of subhuman.

>>134774581
>implying you telling an anon on an ancient trilobite behavioral therapy image board not to be cringy isn't the cringiest thing you can do

>>134779608
>I once had sex with this hot nurse when I was 16...
>Wait, I thought the police report said it was a 60 year old Jewish doctor?
>>134779384
I agree that his commentary is very good, but I think his comedy is great too,
>bullying
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc2_rSysXws

>guy heaven gym
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>>134773809
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Samuel? I really don't get it.

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I got upset when I figured out his graphic design aesthetic flourish (can be done in four clicks):

duplicate layer
tonemap
overlay
set opacity

>>134778184
>weev
was waiting for that controlled-op kike to be namedropped. Don't trust Sam if he trusts weev.

>>134778497
You sound like a pretentious doucheb-
>checks flag

>>134780054
Are you new? Honest question

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>>134780054
This sums him up pretty well

>>134779935
Sam should be doing what Milo is doing. Touring, speaking and destroying the left.

Sad seeing so much wasted potential.

>>134780195
So I figure you don't trust Andrew Anglin or Daily Stormer either?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

it's a self-defence situation

Black privilege cyborg. It's not fair that blacks get first access to cybernetics.

>>134773809
ow does he keep etting away with it?

>>134776669
>but he isn't the source of my views on the world

funny considering he literally posts here

>>134780281
100% /ourguy/. Anyone who says otherwise is a leftypol subhuman.

>>134780345
In a weird way, that is what he does with things like the Rutgers show. He'll ridicule leftist talking points through Ironic parody, humiliate and shame the audience for being thots or picking a dumb major, or even going to college in the first place. Even if he doesn't "Redpill" the majority of that audience, it will Redpill the real audience online.

His commentary on college has really gotten me to look into trades desu.

Doing events in Milo's style could be interesting though

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>>134780054
lurk more

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>>134774338
>did someone leave their backpack
>everyone walks away from it

fucking kek

>>134780589
>implying my views on the worldcone solely from /pol/
I'd say GK Chesterton and Patrick Pearse have been the two biggest influences on my world view

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>>134780281

>tfw his political evolution is basically the same as mine's.

>>134780744

I hope he comes to Milo's sit-in at Berkeley this September. It would be a good time for him to do a West Coast tour.

>>134774701
Kek

>>134780412
P E A C E K E E P E R

>>134780744
>the real audience

Which is stuck and stagnating. At this point it's the same memers and dick-riders typing out the same quotes.

He needs to go get clean, get serious and start making weekly content to counter the Alex Jones and Rebel media disinfo and programming.

And he could still do a written and thought out sketch once in a while or a rutgers/anime con stunt.

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>>134780412

Joe Rogan,

Okay, let's be honest.

Fuck an animal,

With my bare hands.

smocaine 3 was really, really bad. and not even ironically.

>>134781642
>Which is stuck and stagnating. At this point it's the same memers and dick-riders typing out the same quotes
Yea, this is his problem he could really broaden his audience and jewtube/patreon shekels if he rebranded himself

>>134775561
What made World Peace so watchable was its brevity. This is just too drawn out.

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>>134781914

It would've been great if it wasn't the length of an entire episode of World Peace

>>134781914
Yeah it was a miss for me, pretty boring overall

>>134773809
Doesn't look like he has an earlobe, more like the lower part of his ear connects directly to his face.
Never noticed that before.

>>134780520
He's a deepstate mossad plant fyi

>>134774338
I saw this the other day and the part where he goes, "Kathy, two really good points..." was the best part

>>134777812
He was making more money as a car salesman at one point, but I respect him for doing things his way.

>>134781914
smocaine 3 was perfect

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>>134778949
You have cooked your brain on 4chan my good sir

>>134775259
Lmao when the fuck did this happen?

>>134775703
Thats why its comedic. Its real and we (/pol/) realate to it. You can still be funny even tho your in a bad spot in life

>>134783691
Reviewbrah. Victim of Sam Hyde. This time Hyde crossed the line. He won't get away with this. I swear on my mac and cheetos.

>>134774701
fucking based sam hyde is a national treasure

try finding a better video than this

>protip you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMUzQeL5ws

>>134774581
You're right, he's not funny. Now...men dressed as women--that's funny, amirite, bong?

>>134775589
Good times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXYB_2FAjQ

>>134777338
Wrong, just look at the ratings

I'm not against this dude because he's anti feminist and such. But let's be serious, he's not funny at all.

>>134775589
wew lad thats hard, makes me wona try something like that

>>134785773
What is Toast is the best MDE video of all time and nothing will ever top it

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>>134787140
>SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
>SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
>SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
>SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
>SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
>SUMMER IS STILL FRESH
SUMMER IS STILL FRESH

>>134787140
I agree. He's not even close to being as funny as the comedic geniuses like Stewart, Carrol, Colbert, Schumer, etc

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>>134775703
>The man's in deep depression and trying to play it off as irony.

I dont see a problem, everyone deals with pol his own way, my problem with him is that he cant control his jewish side, aside from that he is a comedic genious...pic rel

other than that he is a voice of a generation

>>134775589
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ [Embed]

BEST ONE. that one got me into MDE

>>134776463
t. kike

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>>134780345
>His commentary is far better than his comedy, especially when it's thought out and written.

Bs, he is a plebish regarding pure intellectualism, but is far from dense.

his talents lie in culture creation/implicit politics. that was lacking until 2 years in the alt right, we have plenty of intellectuals. Sams comedy and Ruses productions deserves an Oscar - literally 20 years ahead of time.

>>134788720
He is to comedy what blood on the dance floor is to music
A soon to be forgotten fad propelled by a monstruous ego and a perverse libido

>>134776673
this looks so much unlike sam hyde that is not even that funny

>>134774119
Please go back to plebbit you stupid fucker.This meme is as old as you.

>>134776673
too fat,also crosscheck the ealobs with his videos they are not connected.

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When did Sam get so attractive?

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>>134791390
pls post more rare Cody Cigars thx

>>134780281
jeez how relatable

>>134789932

More like Based on the Dancefloor

>>134775589

Sam is such a cheeky cunt.

I love how he uses these people's facts, but just changes up the context of how those facts should be viewed and it makes them lose their minds

>>134775589
My god that was great.

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how do we save Cody "KKK" Cigars?

>>134780281
that half jew ain't all that bad

>>134793703
Cody Cigars looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his pink shirt before Nigress. Very very disrespectful.

https://youtu.be/5g-nniO1WN4

points a gun to a black dudes head and calls him a nigger to his face

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>>134773809
>tfw every journalist trickle down media whore is extremely butthurt about his memeing

>>134781914
I liked it, "I'll bash your teeth to jelly"

>>134775589
yep

>>134775589
>that arguing at the end

>>134787794
There isn't a single piece of actual evidence in that image lmao what a load of shite.

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>>134773809
Are you sure he isn't just the fall guy for Richard Burnish?

Hello guys I made this song/vid yesterday a little inspired by Sam. It's about the racewar and how much I hate liberals.

https://youtu.be/tVaVNoZkrjM

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>>134773809

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>>134778497
MDE belongs on TV, Lord knows what they would have done for comedy after a few seasons of World Peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1a45kPXXG4

>>134801571
>ridiculing the non-privileged
Jeez I can feel the limpness of that cartoonists wrist through the screen

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>>134781879

when his show got shit canned because he's an annoying neurotic self obsessed jew

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>>134778857
Charls is the best

>>134794129
Bobby Fisher 2.0

>>134773809
Just here to fucking show this man some respect, God bless Sam Hyde.

>>134791390
hes pulling off that kubrick look well, he had to go through a phase of looking like shit but now hes looking pretty good

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>>134774701
good ol sammy

>>134775703
>like an e-whore he presses on for attention and jewtoob bux

approximately zero mde videos are monetized

>>134806843

Funny how he rose to prominence just after Fischer's death

>>134791390
when he started smoking cigars bro, that's how you know you made it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hkov3QcCpQ

Sam Hyde at Rutgers

>>134776748
sam's silence during the nigger's video is perfect

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I like to go down...and I don't like to come up.

>>134782084

This so much.

The joke is extended thin to the point it gets tiresome.

>>134776463
i actually am a self-employed successful millionaire who subsequently has zero education.

>i play the stock market like Charlie Daniels band

>>134774968
>Dom Mazetti
Is that his real name?

>of what not to do
But....the memes

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>>134787794
Sam's been dating the same crusty damaged-goods skank for 5+ years dude, he's not going around fucking trannies and e-celebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3KJBhUC5k

>>134774968
>jews rock
>gym skit
>best world peace bits
just toss that

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>>134810818
she's qt in a somewhat trashy way

Who the fuck is this guy? Thought he was some meme mistaken for a school shooter but now he's an e celeb or something? I need a quick rundown

Honestly, Sam has everything he needs to succeed. He's genuinely talented- his comedic sense is obvious even when the jokes don't land. Also he became prominent at the very beginning of what I believe is going to be a massive cultural revolution.

His problem is that he's swallowed like a thousand Black Pills and can't vomit them out.

>>134810818

I like that kind of childlike sense of humor she seems to have. It's a good fit.

>>134778646
what am i supposed to see here?

>>134775589
Holy fuck this man is a golden god of comedy

>>134783797
Every time I se that image it just fucking gets me.

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>>134773809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkb-vgabexA

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>>134776673
Holy shit. Is.. is that our Sammy boy? Stuffing semen sausages in his mouth? I didn't know he had it in him.

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>>134781914
I thought it was funny, especially the last scene and I really liked how it was shot, sorta trippy.

>>134813532
it says "wp" in one of the flashes in the circle, and then it turns into the "hmm" emoji towards the end of the flash.

>>134791390
He looks like a jihadi

hes a jew.. and a tranny fucker ffs

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That fat cocksucker better ship my tshirt soon

>>134814774
The begging sequence at end alone fucking floored me.

>>134773809

Never really got into Million Dollar Extreme but I love Hydewars.
Is that weird?

>>134782084
>>134810210
>I only like Family Guy flashback humor
It's pretty good, maybe your mistake is watching it fullscreen full attention span, which idk how anyone can watch any movie this way.

it must suck being forever stuck as a person that can never be seen as genuine or trustworthy.

>>134801571

>"Ridiculing the non-privileged isn't particularly funny"

The most popular jokes are based on negative stereotypes. Take the author self-insert's nose for example.

>>134780195
I hear a lot of shit talked about we ev. What specifically has he done to betray us?

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>>134774701
how do people know he's talking about Sam?

>>134819007
They don't.

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My alt-right starter kit came in today.

>>134819305
well that seems silly

>>134775589
the incredible part of this is that usually, when a comedian bombs, the audiences reaction essentially chases them off stage. this is one of the only videos i've seen of a comedian chasing the audience out of the room

>>134819491
Shit, if i had money I'd buy it too, hopefully he keeps the shirts going for a while until i can get a job

>>134800131
Pretty good bro, but you need a mic for singing and increase the voice mix volume so your song can have that ASMR quality.

>>134773809
wheres my fucking book sam?

>>134774701
Oy vey! That's like assault!
I wuz baffled by this big mista and his bumpa boopin!

>>134819491
I am still not sure if I should buy some... customs and shipping are quite expensive. Is the quality good?

>>134810818
not his gf

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Who could be behind this post?

>>134820269
It's called walking the room. Sometimes comedians do it for personal giggles or when they get pissed at faggy crowds

>>134821685
Quality is pretty good. Def not cheap feeling, the prints on the shirt feel like they'd stay for the test of time.

god I cant wait for reddit to go back to school in September, hating on Sam Hyde.....jesus christ you kids are new here

>>134822574
no. sam hyde is TD. gtfo fag.

>>134821733
Then who?

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>>134773809
2:05 is my favorite Sam Hyde moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX7ujP5jk7s

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>>134775589
>mfw I've partied in that room

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>>134823145
Cody said he broke up with his girlfriend in the newest cigarwars anyways

>>134817161
>Australia
You tell us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60krEOMeaPU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ei89MsnCd0

>>134823076
lol stfu you cancerous faggot

>>134773809
What is toast?

>>134773809
HIS NAME IS CODY CIGAR! CODY FUCKING CIGAR!

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>>134773809
those girls he's "strangling" are fucking cute

>>134822540
Ok, sounds good. I guess I will order some this week.

>>134773809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OwXfizZLo
A personal favourite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFaG_7RySI

is he really half jewish?

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He's a true feminist.

>>134819007
>shit eating grin
>big guy
>recognises him but hates him
>shoulder bump
>'what's up faggot'
Who else could it be, I mean the cunt stole so much of Sam's shit I'd do the same

>>134783051
I love that part too. Beyond hiilarious

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They call me Argon.

They call, they call me Darkchild.

They call me Nightmaster.

They call me Peabody.

They call me Peanut Arbuckle.

They call me Doorway.

They call me Pink Dress.

They call me Sweezy.

They call me Go-Go Nuts.

They call me Pineapple Man.

It's like that.

>>134774701
Look at how angry and liberal that old guy gets in this video. LOL @ how offended he is!

>>134783952
learn to write fucking fagot

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>>134774701
>pretty big guy

>>134774338
One of the funniest lines in this is "and how about the fact that if we lose we get to have the opportunity to have the first female president, and a damn good one at that"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>134774701
Are Ethan and Hila /ourjews/?

They seem alright

>>134774116

It's great because he had a boner in the skit she was paying him to act gay lmao

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>>134825679

A top 5 favorite of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3YqsUk5Nc

>>134774701
It's great because it's so easy to imagine Sam Hyde doing that

hi sam

>>134775589
The TedX talk came close, but that's still numbah 1

>>134825679
>>134826639
Thought he smiled more than that. The lines were good.

>>134780412
There's a distinct lack of trigger discipline at some points.

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2017: I am... forgotten...

>>134826299
It's as if the woman is playing another character

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>>134773809
For the sake of argument, if you come at me, and I have to defend myself outside your apartment, while I'm watching you through your window, and I have to shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself at 2:00 AM, that's a self defense situation.

>>134819007
Sam replied to the video, top comment. It's obviously a joke but still hilarious.

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>>134775589
he's incredible it makes me depressed I'll never come close to being as funny as a shitty Sydney open mic.

At least he exists I guess.

>>134827022

https://youtu.be/rRgkC8Rpy3E

>>134823407
He was talking about an ex, it is not known who this ex is or when he was dating her.

>>134776141
this.

>>134775589
>you will never get up on stage in front of a crowd of NYC kikes and leftists and get to sit there laughing as you read out a list of "hatefacts" and completely trigger the fuck out of the entire room

Why even live?

>>134776673
>>134778766

>>134827022
is that a chick playing hyde?

>>134810818

that's a tranny dewd

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>>134773809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHRL2OhpiM

>>134821733
this. thats his assisstant
she was on the hwndu stream a few days before sam showed up

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this guy obviously displays more raw intelligence than anybody else by orders of magnitude, and it makes people mad

this motherfucker is a linguistic genius in the actual sense of the word genius

it's fucking great

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Sam Hyde rises to adult swim with his comedic red pill shows... he's cut off and told get lost.

Mean while we have Lauren Southern walking through shitty areas of Europe spewing memes in an ever so cringey way.

Half of her pictures are in the locks of stock photo poses, photoshopped.

She's being promoted 24/7 on the board while anyone questions about her they are immediately attacked by a group of shills and betas.

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I had a dream where Sam got shot twice in the chest. Is he alright?

>>134828918
well she has a pussy thats the difference

>>134827756
10 year relationship. He's like 32. Couldn't have been too long ago.

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>>134781914
smocaine 3 was great. you're objectively wrong.

he's so fucking funny, he's like the only person that can entertain me by just talking and bullshitting, since I've been a grown adult.

it's like that kid in high school that's actually funny as fuck, except most of the time you grow up and you're like "that guy was a moron and he wasn't that funny"... except sam actually does that for me in an adult intellectual sphere

>>134773809
how does he get away with it

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>November 2015
>See announcement for Philly MDE event where they're going to screen unreleased content and take questions and such
>Philly is like a 4 hour drive but I go anyway
>They screen the (still unaired) original World Peace pilot, totally uncensored, appx. 45 mins long
>It honestly kinda sucked, there were great jokes but the sketches dragged on forever and they clearly cut the following eps WAY down; every ep but the S01E05 was better tbqh
>Every sketch still is unreleased except for two, but even those two were different
>First is the T-Rex/Wheelchair sketch but with like 10 mins of extra footage (screenshot related - got the OG pilot on the Bombstrap USB drive Charls was selling)
>Second is the "Jews Rock!" sketch except it legitimately did say "Jews RULE!" and when they cut to the Adult Swim execs their names are all (((in echoes)))
>There was a legit sketch about a Jew called "Moishie" or however the fuck you spell that name telling them to make a sketch that normalized pedophilia on the show if they wanted to get an Adult Swim contract
>Met Sam and Nick afterward; everyone else wanted pictures with Sam and when it was my turn in line he assumed I wanted a pic as well but I said "nah man, I'd rather have you sign my "Heterosexual Pledge Card" (a thing he sent out forever ago included with old merch)
>He asks me what my name is so he can personalize it
>It reads "Anon is definitely NOT a faggot kike. Luv, SAM HYDE"
>Asked Nick to sign it as well
>He said "I would, but I ain't got nothing to do with that shit, man."
>Sam steps in and says "How about this; he'll sign your neck with that sharpie you brought, but only under the condition you don't wash it off and get it permanently tattooed there forever"
>I say "Okay"
>Nick signs my throat with sharpie
>I can't see it til I check my reflection later
>Just reads "CUT HERE" with a dotted line underneath

That's all there is to the story. Not anything revolutionary, but still, good times.

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>>134828604

>You laugh at me because I'm standing in the rain smiling. I'm just one of the ones who understands what it's all about.

>>134830311
which video is that excerpt from?

>>134830240
Pretty good story. Wish I bought a usb drive now

>>134830240
could have been worse I guess.
I hope they can bounce back, but I don't think it's likely considering they've had not only the rugs ripped out from under them, but the floor boards too.

>>134830311
never seen that before. rofl. like who the fuck can come up with cultural pastiche/parody for anything and everything like he does

>>134830656

https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/4pc3b1/you_laugh_at_me_because_im_standing_in_the_rain/

never watched one, his videos are too long with too many unfunny time killer bits, it feels like one of those clickbait youtubers who try to make their videos 20+ min for ad revenue

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Pretty obvious who was the actual creative genius behind it all.

>>134830311
The only references I got there were Zaibatsu and brazilian fart porn

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>>134780281
If you read that and think Sam is anything other than /ourguy/ you're a retard.

>>134802040
They got their TV deal way too late. World Peace would have done a 5 season run on Adult Swim had it come out 10 years ago. Unfortunately I don't think it would have worked as well 10 years ago because everything wasn't so fucked.

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Is he a kike?
Blacks are easy to make fun of
no talent

>>134830911
No TV network will ever touch them again. I don't know where else they can go. They don't release content regularly enough on YouTube and they all seem to be doing their own things now.
If Compound Media weren't such an embarrassing failure I would say that'd be a perfect match.

>>134826457
leave the hall

>>134830577

>quakers

somebody needs to read moldbug

>>134823461
Australians are seen as abrasive trolls because we say what we really feel you dumb cunt.

>>134826869
boo hoo

>>134801571
>the point of satire is to comfort the afflicted by afflicting the comfortable
wew laddie that's one class conscious goy

I watch this video every night before I go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqjUNmnpLY

>>134814047
Jesus Christ he makes me deeply uncomfortable.

>>134773809
I am Mr. Hyde and I demand you take down this slander immediately! Or i'll sue 4chan.

>>134774701
10/10

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>Sam talked about toxic people for half an hour in his last video.
Who hurt him?

>>134823308
>corzeen

>>134828259
>Assistant

LEL wut

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>>134773952
Some day.

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>>134774968
I'm upgrading this post to VERY Fake News™

#1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU

#2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0

I would pay to watch him fight ZOG cultural marxist jornalists

>>134810818
They both have freaky hands

>>134801571
this has to be the most idiotic shit in /pol/ today

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>>134775703
>The man's in deep depression and trying to play it off as irony.
I just came in to the thread but I assume somehow you guys are talking about me.

>>134832299
Why would you say compound media is a failure (serious question)

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>>134777338
>>134778497
>I'm gonna ignore the post and go into another rant
HIGHEST RATINGS you dumb cuck.

answer the point about the HIGH RATINGS.

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favorite pol tier MDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX7ujP5jk7s


favorite random MDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI


favorite MDEcumentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71iSwArWVI

>>134780412
>not posting the original

https://youtu.be/npMUzQeL5ws

>>134829107
this

>>134774968
Oh good, I liked Charles. He should get his own gig.

>>134838158
fag

>>134778949

G. Go on YouTube you newfag

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>>134787794
wow the juden do not like sam
i have seen so many completely anecdotal smears of alt right e celebs its almost formulaic now

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>>134838158
bombstrap is charles channels.

I got excited for the first days but soon it became clear he has no creative spark and just wnt to play videogames and talk about vagueness without real revelations
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESJ9OcbWsRm5VKWPJdl7eQ/videos

>>134838445
Sammy boy is immune to it because his fans are already smearing agaisnt him for a long time.

the cultural marxists are tryharding anyway

>>134776673
wrong earlobes and eyebrows, forehead too sloping (sam has a bulging anglo forehead),
too short midface and small nose, unironically weaker jaw than sammy, shorter arms thicker wrists, too dark hair on arms (he is a blonde baby boi)

try harder

Roger Cheeto here

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>>134786935
>reviewbrah at the end

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Sam Hyde is just a cheap ripoff of iDubbbz, H3H3, Tim and Eric (even though MDE came before Tim and Eric) and FilfthyFrank

i mean the dude literally sells pacman arcades for a living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbT4akXPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytnFVbdlaSo
Charles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQIyYN0ZsSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avDEZyMcmA4

>>134810790
Don't play dumb kike,
Dom Mazzetti aka BroScience, been doing gym comedy videos since forever. Sam directly ripped off Doms inept, ego-lifter character.

>>134825679

Naming things that appear before you is good improv.

KYS

>>134786965
>>134836943

1. His ratings are his own claims, not published or verified by Adult Swim
2. MDE already had a following so it's only natural to have slightly above avg ratings
3. With the mental conditions you suffer, please consider vasectomy

>>134838158

Charles is a good guy, a bit neurotic and obsessive but high energy.

>>134838979

I want to see a Falling Down remake with reviewbrah

>>134787140

Someone hasn't seen the 2070 paradigm shift.

If upon watching that you fail to recognize Sam's comedic genius then you should just go back to watching big bang theory

>>134773809
No matter how bad i want this guy to be funny he really is one of the most unfunny comedians ive ever seen

>>134809996
DAMNIT SMOCAINE

>>134773809
This vid reminds me of Trump talking about Rosie O'Donnell.

>>134838489
Thanks man. Some good some bad. About what I expected.

>>134839918
I wouldn't surprised if there was a lot of overlap between MDE and Report of the Week fans.

Funny the one who reviews fast food can actually make a living, while the ex stars live in squalor.

>>134839965
the trash economy - we're all going to be rich.

>>134775703
>The man's in deep depression
yeah thats why everyone likes him dumb faget

>>134778949
This is literally leftypol shilling. Ignore this faggot.

>>134839372
>H3H3
>the guy who rips off Sam
>is ripped off by Sam
ok

>>134839372
Sir, MDE is at least 11 years old, Idubbbz channel is about 6 years old (and even so, he just gained some notoriety last year), FilthyFrank is shite (and nothing like Hyde's content), H3h3 is a reaction channel that started in 2013 (or so) and Tim and Eric, well, i don't know who they are, but they're probably shite.

>>134774968
why do shills always use 'e-celeb'?

>>134823407
dude...cody's coming over and I hear he's kinda pissed...

STOP!
Don't post that comment!

Now that I have your attention... Hi, my name is Mortimer Goldberg. Antisemitism is a huge problem both on the internet and in real life. So before you say or post something, ask yourself "Is it antisemetic?" To help you, here are a few things that are antisemitic in nature to avoid:

Questioning Israel
Saying you don't support Israel
Supporting a two state solution
Ceasing aid to Israel
Questioning jewish tradition
Implying jews run any industry in full
Not giving a jewish person money when asked
Not giving them enough money
Saying or implying that someone is a jew
Disagreeing with a jewish person
Agreeing with a jewish person
Not being jewish

These are just a few samples to help you on your way. If you can think of any more, be sure to post them in the thread below. Together, we can work to stamp out the horrible blight of antisemitism in the world.

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>>134774701

sams so dreamy

>>134844266
You just got memed on, dude
Rekt ;)

>>134810818
He made it sound like he broke it off with her in the last Hydewars vid but maybe he was talking about an older chick.

>>134844411
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY! Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the Final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>be rich as fuck from winning the lottery in the tech industry
How much does it take to make the next season of WP? Also why don't other rich redpilled people like AIDS cure guy fund MDE.

i just fucking know you shills who don't like sam are basically hipters

>>134839372
Hi sam

>>134845212
people have been trying to push for japanese enrichment for the past few years. where have you been?

>>134774968
>brooklyn

if ur gonna shill do it properly

>>134788720

intellectualism is the ultimate pleb commodity.

>>134839697
>kys is all caps

you wouldn't happen to be Morpheus, would you?

>>134819491
are the sizes accurate? boutta buy a couple shirts and a hat to support my sammy boi

>>134819491
i wish he still had the blue and white one thats like the red and gold one, that one was dope