THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>Guess I'm gay for 15 minutes

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The only correct way to fill this dumb shit out

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Heh.

>>134774732
kek

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>>134773389
>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

>>134775083
What's tuesday? An asexual pre-op transgendered lesbian?

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>>134773389
Good waste of 5 minutes

>>134775489
How did you know?

I look forward to Casualgender Friday.

I just put prefer not to say on everything that had the option. Also for those with better more creative writing skills then myself, the last page you get 500 words to type what ever you want. I put some nonsense about being scared muslims were going to throw me from a roof top.

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Make sure you fill this out semi seriously so degenerates have a hard time getting what they want.

>>134777445
>nonsense about being scared muslims were going to throw me from a roof top.
>nonsense

That's not nonsense if you're gay, it's documented fact.
Well, I suppose that it is nonsense in the "you'll be fine as long as you stay far, far, far away from Mulsims", but still

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>>134773389

>My family and school teachers have been very supportive of me. It was actually my non binary genderfluid English teacher that helped convince me that I wasn't straight. Up until I talked to her I liked boys. I read a manga, and watched this anime episode once and after I just knew I was an transabled alpha male wolf trapped in a humans girl's body. I have since visited xir at xirs house several times for therapy sessions. Everyone outside of family and school are not nearly as supportive. I've had several medical professionals question my want to have a dog's tail and ears surgically implanted on my body, as well as my dream of one day being completely covered in fur. That aside, most of the abuse I have received has been from everyday people in public. Not trying to be a racist, but the honest majority of them have been of middle eastern and African descent, and most speak very limited English. They tend call all me mean names and some even throw things at me. I have reported these incidents to the police but most of the time they claim there is nothing they can do. They claim that they cannot control the culture of people and I should just try to avoid the areas where this harassment happens. The problem is several of them just moved into the flat next door and I have to go past them everyday to get to school. Most of them do not work so I am almost guaranteed to see them, they seem to enjoy harassing me, they laugh a lot. Can you please do something about this to help it be more safe for people like myself. Please.

Here is my response. I am a 17 year old transabled alpha male wolf trapped in a teenage girl's body.

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>>134773389
>say I'm pedosexual
>answer everything like a pedophile
>ethnicity: Asian/Asian British
>religion: Muslim

>>134773389
bump

>What was your gender at birth
That happened way before my birth
>What was your assigned gender
lol what are brits dumb?

>>134778507
It's just part and parcel of being gay in a city, you have to be fine with being thrown off a roof top at any time, I mean who are you to hate the ground? What are you groundist? Fucking racist ground-approaching-fast-ist.

>>134773389
>equalities office
where did we go wrong?

>>134778259
too late, I told them I'm oppressed everywhere (with an emphasis on the internet), enjoy the restrictive laws coming your way

>>134779072
>it... it is their culture! we have to tolerate and accept it!

>>134773911
This.
>I am an apache attack helicopter.
>The person who verbally abused me was a helicopter mechanic.
>The institution I reside in is "The Hanger"

Bump! :D

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My responses

>>134780564
Too many Rotorphobes...

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>>134781190

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>>134781229
>>134781190

don't select "other" too much, because it's free text there's a good chance it won't be included in the statistics.
Just put black, muslims, maximum oppression

>>134773389

Just tick every boxes when they ask if you've been victim of violence and say that the perpetrator was an imam or some shit like that.

>Gender- Attack Helicopter

>>134773911
> Not identifying as Mohamed the breaker of chains and mother of faggots.
Fucking scrub

I'm filling this out, and my gender identification is an E-Coli bacterium. My sexuality is binary fission and it was not easy accessing mental health facilities due to me not being a brain bacteria.

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>>134773389

>>134781439
I said it was my parents and older members of my family and that I did not report it because someone stopped me

Ive been gay for the last 10 mins

>>134773389
>Be me
>Apache Attack Helicopter
>Sexually Assaulted by Sukoi Fighter jet
>Reported him to local SAM site
Feelsbadman

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>>134773389
kekkkkk

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>>134773389
>implying they need any encouragement

>>134773389
Honestly if I were British I'd fill this out with the most retarded snowflake shit I'd come up with.

>The survey will close on 15 October 2017.

wewwwww

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>>134775083
>my pronouns are fe fi fo and fum

>>134773389
fuck it with randum data.

>>134783630
What the hell is that thing. Normally when I go to B&Q for house decorations I hang than on my wall rather than my face.

>>134783780
Kek

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Rate my answers below

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>>134784490

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>>134784510

>>134784490
love it. love everything about it.

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>>134784548

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>>134784592

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>>134784592
>>134784625

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Ayyy helicopter brothers

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HMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMmMMMMmmm

>>134773389
I despise this country tbqhl

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Feel free to make me a fuck long paragraph of 500 character here

Struggling to chose my gender today lads, I'm currently switching between the Boeing AH-64 Apache or The FV4034 Challenger 2 MBT.

>>134773389
YOU CAN FILL IT IN MORE THAN ONCE
>I REPEAT YOU CAN FILL IT IN MORE THAN ONCE

if we all put the same gender enough times they have to add it to the national standard
my money is on attack helicopter

>>134773389
>people who are: mentally ill, mentally ill, mentally ill, or mentally ill, or mentally ill or are mentally ill

little redundant

>>134785397
Lets do this.

We will no longer be an opressed helisexual community.

>>134785148
Mike "Mass electrocution is my final solution" Pence
Mike "If dick you desire, fear my electric wire" Pence
Mike "Gay and proud? Get a thundercloud" Pence
Mike "Your perversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "Consider a lobotomy before engaging in sodomy" Pence
Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence
Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Mike "The only power to queers is volts times amperes" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you will fry" Pence
Mike "After these elections, say goodbye to gay erections" Pence
Mike "Lightning strike the turbo dyke" Pence
Mike "Putting the trans in transistor" Pence
Mike "You've got one in the belly? Better find a back alley" Pence
Mike "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence
Mike "If you like bumming, this chair's humming" Pence
Mike "Homosexuality gets you a fatality" Pence
Mike "According to the constitution you belong in an institution" Pence
Mike "Man wants a penetrator, I'll start the generator" Pence
Mike "Closing gay chapters with AC adapters" Pence
Mike "Repent for all your sin or get some volts again" Pence
Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence
Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Pray the gay away or stay for the death ray" Pence
Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence
Mike "If you're Queer pack your gear" Pence
Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence
Mike "If you enjoy cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
Mike "Saving Those Babies from Feminists with Rabies" Pence
Mike "Get your ass pounded, the wire won't be grounded" Pence
Mike "Electrodes for questionable chodes" Pence
Mike "Want some cock, get a shock" Pence
Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "cum on your face? To hell you'll race" Pence
Mike "Disco inferno" Pence
Mike "Take it in the ass and face Zeus's wrath" Pence

>>134785148
twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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>>134773389
You can't fight it m8.
Just accept it and get on your knees and suck her dick you fucking bigot.

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>>134773389
>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/
Going well so far

>>134785056
Do these gender identity clinics really exist?>>134782799

>>134778996
>Not trying to be a racist, but the honest majority of them have been of middle eastern and African descent
underrated

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I identified as astralgender

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>>134785940
quoted 72 genders

I just told them that I am a happy retarded mixed muslim faggot and everything goes very well.

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>>134786000
Wunderbar Hans!

>>134783189
For fucks sake anon, How will anyone except my 120-millimetre (4.7 in) 55-calibre long L30A1 tank gun sexuality if you are gonna put stupid shit like that

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Am I going to jail?

our gender identity is: attack helicopter
our sexuality is: heliosexual
our religion is:heliology
we need consistent answers to get put on the nash scale

>>134786297
they wanna jail you for saying that trannies arent real men and women so you might as well get it out of the way and go out with a bang

>>134786297
Tolerance camp.
Don't call it a jail.

>>134786354
also we all have a disability

>>134785940
Why is everything underlined red?

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I wish they all fucking did those degenerates.
FUCK THE """""""""conservative"""""""""" party

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Well i'm an Attack Helicopter

>>134785397
Oh, I put I was a Demigod trans-age 6 year old
my bad.

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We need to make the government think that gays and trannies are more than catered to, while also making them question if it's good to let this degeneracy run rampant.

You should answer yes, fully supportive, etc to all the questions about if you feel safe as a tranny or a fag, and to paint yourself as a week adjusted individual who received emotional support all throughout your life.

And then you need to drop a WTF bomb on them. Pic related.

>>134773493
>feminist theory: waaaaaaaaaaaaaah women don't get paid enough :'(
>nazi theory: critical analysis of nationalism and jewish involvement within politics and society

>>134786646
Don't worry,you can do this multiple times.

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all fags and trannies should

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>>134773389

>>134786776
Tfw identifying as disabled is enough to get you better parking in the UK.

>>134785940
Your spellcheck is a bit obtrusive.

>>134786889
Attack helicopter is actually stupid they will sort all surveyes by attack helicopter and then disregard them

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>>134773911
>>134780564

I hope they publish this and include an "attack helicopter or other combat air vehicle" category

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Bigots.

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>>134784510
>Not Panthers

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>>134773389

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>>134786646

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>>134786661
this is a great idea, there gave them so many options suggesting that all of them are already like this though

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I got a little mad from this

The B in LGBT stands for bee right? Because I identify as a Rhodesian beekeeper and I want to know if I am adequately represented

>>134787131
another great idea here
also: we only need 1000 individual instances of the gender "attack helicopter" for it to be added to the census iirc

>>134773389
Yeah but, they don't let you select that you're only afraid of violence from Muslims.

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>>134787454

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>>134773389
Oops

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How'd I do?

>>134787860
Hope you're on a vpn

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>>134773389
I identify as Doctor Who

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Who else /BRRRRRRT/ here?

>>134783485
underrated

>>134787946
Nah, I still have freedom of speech here Bong.

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I created a whole believable life for myself as a well off omnisexual who has never been insulted and lives a comfortable life in London.

>>134787734
very nice touch
>>134787860
nice

>>134781229
>>134781262
Supremely underrated

>>134773911
If you actually want to be subversive, make it believable and that you have no problems.

But really, do what's most fun.

>>134787044
Let them dare, if they disregard my gender since they think its stupid then all hell will be let loose. My sexuality of 120-millimetre (4.7 in) 55-calibre long L30A1 tank gun-kin is no laughing matter. I struggle daily to keep my life on track

>>134773911
He's not a frogkin

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We're attack helicopters who were assaulted at mosques?

>>134786297
No, but your post will be the only one ITT quoted on the coming article.

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Haha! Get fucked roasties!

I said I was constantly harassed by 4chan users with nazi accounts on Twitter and that the government should regulate the internet in a much stronger way.

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>>134783780

>autosexual
I guess that qualifies as a minority sexual orientation.

And yes, I would suck my own dick if I could.

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>>134783780

>>134783780
Kek

>>134785624
Thank you for this

>>134773389
What I wrote:
>I worship the god Ukko and praise be on he to help me with my fear of hobos, bees, bears, police, migrants, and Billy Crystal. I'm just your average British islander who occasionally gets harassed for loving like Donald Trump and feeling like only he understands my sex. The only place that doesn't discriminate against all of my personal beliefs is the internet. The internet is my safe space, my church, and Teresa May wants to end my freedom to worship by censoring it. For this, she is worse then bees, hobos, bears, police, migrants, and Billy Crystal; however, she could stop her nonsense tomorrow and I'd be OK with her. Please help me keep my place of worship free from government intrusion, it is all I have left in my life. Hobos, bees, bears, police, migrants, and Billy Crystal, occupy the outside world so I cannot leave my internet. There's a huge bee hive in my shed that continuously plots against me, and the vile inhabitants of that hive keep me inside my house.

>>134783780
Nice

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>>134783780

>>134788727
Hellmann's or Kraft? My erection needs to know.

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>>134785624
>"Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor"
kek
Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence
also
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/46039739/

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>>134783189

>>134786508
>>134786938
that happens when you're too lazy to add English to the recognized languages on your pc

>>134773493
>women have been pondering this for centuries
>not smart enough to figure it out
maybe they should ask the smart people for some help. if it were me i'd have stopped and ask directions at about the five-decade mark.
it's obvious that women need men to figure this out for them; they've demonstrated that as a group they lack the intelligence to do so.

>>134787734

Very good Anon

>>134787732
Kek

>>134786354
Aerophile

>>134783189
>>134789483
>>134789385
I love all of these

>>134773389
>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

I'm an attack helicopter who was attacked by furries and fucking white males.

I believe in helicopterism

>>134786297
You proabably scared the poor worker who had to read that so bad they killed themselves.

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I’m a widowed attack helicopter afraid of mosques because muslims raped me on my way to grief counseling. I called the police, but they didn't do anything because they were afraid of being called racist. They almost charged me with hate speech for reporting the rape.

>>134785624
This was my paragraph

>>134779072
fucking lol

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>>134787271
i lke

On the first question i put other and specified the next line:
>Help, my mother has had me trapped here since i was 15, she only lets me see feminist pages and have sessions of privilege checking

I answered the rest as if my mother hed me trapped in my basment for over 20 years
The questions take a whole turn when you answer from there on
>mfw at the end i even put "send help"

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>>134784490
>>134784490
TOP KEK

>>134779072
stealing ur pepe

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>>134773389

>pic related
IT MEANS SOMETHING

regardless though, shouldn't we be acting like complete shitstains on humanity in the surveys, yet say we ARENT oppressed? If they think LGBT aren't oppressed, they won't fucking care as much.

>>134790257
It's poetry my friend.

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>>134789483

>>134773389
Stop crying

05/07/1995 - INADI

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You're doing the lords work folks.

>>134790448
I so hope the media gets hold of the responses and shows some of these.

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>>134783780

>>134790558
usually our responses would just be a handful blip on the radar thatd barely register, but the same can be said for the entire degenerate sphere (like one percent of the population at most), so we could easily account for a good chunk of the survey if enough of us answer.

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>this entire thread

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larping as a transqueer pedo muslim lol

>>134790793
>>134790257
fucking lol

>>134773493
Is this what they teach in your gender specific echo chamber class?

Well that was a decent bit of banter, thanks for the link em seven.

>>134790793
kek

I'd love to be one of the ones getting payed to read these. They have to be having the greatest days of work in their lives (unless they are leftist faggots, then they don't deserve it anyway).

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>>134791102
Leftists don't work

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>>134790793

>>134790945
attack helicopter black pedo muslim as well

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Last one

>>134790945
fuck lol

>>134791230
Gotta make it believable tho

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Don't forget your pronouns.

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>>134778507
>Not saying that you're a homosexual Muslim who wants to throw themself off a roof

>>134790826
We need to make this a daily thread and put a lot of "serious" answers, the survey is available until October 17th. I for one am pushing hard for the recognition of astralgender as a main gender. I hope someday hospitals will have specialized doctors for astralgender degenerates

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>>134773389
Can burgerbuddies fill this out or nah?

>>134791102
Kudos to OP for finding this. I hope it is all read by left wing student types. They will need defibrilators close by when the triggering begins.

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>>134784592

>>134783780
>and I smell cis-gendered hetero scum

>>134791395
Can I get a quick rundown on "astralgender"?

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I'm doing my part. Be prepared to be cucked even more Brit Bongs

>identify as man
>born as male
>heterosexual
>Sorry, you are not eligible for this survey!

Top fucking kek

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>>134791306

>>134780564
>Not going for RAF Cardington
>Not reporting your unsupportive co-workers to Lieutenant Blackadder

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is bc i'm mexican? :'(

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>>134791524
Made me chuckle

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>>134791481
a gender that feels connected to celestial bodies and space in general. There's also stargender, moongender and pretty much every other space object as a mental illness.

I also just found out there's a flag for it for fucks sake

>>134791519
Really? Lmao

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update: its going to get worse brit bongs

>>134791519
Lol Nah uh really

>>134791673
nope, I did the survey
>>134790283

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>>134787271
my sides

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>>134791761
Holy shit it's real? lmao
Damn I guess I'm Moongender then

>>134791673
Try refresh or use a proxy nacho breath

>>134791799
then why i can't see the survey?

>>134785766
>tfw qt 3.14 trap will never force u to suck her dick becuase its the law

why even live

>>134791395
THIS
Daily thread please

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>>134791972
there's already a flag for it, moongender retards also call themselves nocturalgender

I swear we're entering the final phase of civilizational degeneration

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>identify as genderfluid homo teen
>answer every question as fearful for my safety in all situations

Enjoy your new hate crime laws dad

>>134773389
Done.
Don't forget to say in the last part that you wish to stop the hate coming from the immigrant community (specially muslims) and that they need to be educated about LGTB issues. Mandatory pro-faggot courses in mosques would be perfect.

>>134791959
Fuckin good

>>134773389
Am I doing this right, /pol/?
http://prntscr.com/fzr97q

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>>134792002
Click harder

>>134792179
For real.
Should I make a Moon Man edit of that flag?

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>identify as a JU-87 Stuka
>Where do you get harassed the most?
>Other (Specify)
>Anywhere with AA emplacements

>>134792352
kek sure, if we're lucky we can spread moonman in the degenerate community without them even knowing what he represents

pic related is one of my favourites, jupitergender

I'm LARPing as a european electric socket

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>>134792352
Use this Moon Man pls

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>>134792533
Forgot picture

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>>134792526
I'm retarded enough to forget to attach the mental illness flag

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>>134783780
MY SIDES

>>134792533
>>134792589
this made me laugh way too hard

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>>134792589
>>134792533

>>134792567
kek, with the swastika too? We want retards to use the edit.

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>>134792220
Fuckin lol, hate crime bobbies gonna gear up

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>>134790793

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>>134783780
Clever fuck.

>>134792799
Right, maybe don't use that Moon Man

>>134773389
Why don't we actually fill it out and answer yes to everything to stop them from pushing it further. Actually, fuck, that might make them continue it. Just do the test and put your sexual whatever as straight.

>>134773389
>any comments you'd like to add?
"I want to die"

>>134787052
>Not super cobra

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This is pretty fun, lads.

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>>134792665
>>134792589
>>134792533

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>>134783780
Jeezums fucking crikes I just had the nastiest laughing fit

>>134787454
I thought it stood for barbecue, I love slathering myself in stubbs and rolling around.

>>134786510
How the fuck would you not fucking know?

Well Bongs I larped as a white tranny getting harassed by """""asians"""" and immigrants.
hope it helps

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>>134793032
If we push shit like pic related and they actually make those things public people might finally do something against this degeneracy.

>Caveagender: Could be referenced to having a gender identity, but feeling the need or pressure from others to not express it. Having a “trapped” or “imprisoned” gender. Coupled with the physically hollow sensation inside ones chest or stomach when one is ignored or invalidated.

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Did I do it right

>>134793640
seems about right

>>134785148
>I lived freely for a while as a proud trans woman, but sadly once the refugees poured in, things got immensely dark for the LGBT community in Europe. These Muslims hate the LGBT community as it is defined clearly in their Quran to kill all gays and infidels. So far I have been repeatedly victimized on public grounds by roaming gangs of these Muslim men. This is not limited to nighttime as they are feeling emboldened by the police and government turning a blind eye to their crimes. As a result, I have been raped, sexually assaulted, and overall live in fear for the next time I might get attacked.

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I added a little more for extra flavour.

>>134773389
bump

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>Paridoxigender: A gender that has qualities that paradox itself. For example feeling agender but masculine or feminine, or feeling like a gender but not like that gender at the same time.
>tfw they invented a gender for snowflakes who are contradicting themselves

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>>134783780
i don't get it

niggers stop putting bullshit, they will easily filter it out.

fuck up with data putting random shit in their standard categories.

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I told them I identify as Grommash "Grom" Hellscream, chieftain of the Iron Horde, best friend and chief advisor to Thrall. First to drink the Blood of Mannoroth.

A bit worried they won't understand, but hopefully they are willing to put their bigotry aside.

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>>134793924

EVERYONE PRETEND TO BE GAY/TRANS MUSLIMS AND SAY YOU FEEL PERSECUTED BY YOUR OWN PEOPLES AND AT YOUR MOSQUE

Make those fuckers have to decide between cucking to Muslims or cucking to the SJWs

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>>134773389
>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

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bumping with Deminebula-Gendervague Neurosexual

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>>134794767

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I did my part

>>134783485
kek! I put down Great Mistakes

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>>134794704
YES
E
S

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This was fun. MOAR.

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>>134773389
>Government Equalities Office
You guys realize you are a literal Soviet puppet state at this point, right?

i told them a nurse gave me a micro-aggression that was so triggering i reported it to the police

>>134773389
I'm tempted but also concerned it's a honeypot and I'll be put on a list for wrongthink if I troll this survey.

>>134794704
THIS

less meme applications that will be ignored and thrown out.

push to make it seem that muslims are persecuting LGBT across the UK and that islam needs to either be banned or reformed

>>134773911
Haha epic and originalo X D :-----DDD

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>>134795058
Help us

>>134794704
GOGOGO THIS IS NOW A MISSION!

>>134792665
You do realize now that Her Majesties Government will now have to fund and support services for it's subjects that identify as electronic components...

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Would die of laughter/10 if this gets published

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>>134773389

Happy attack helicopter without any lgbt problems reporting in.

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>>134773389

>>134795058
>Hides flag
Hi sweden

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Can I just be Mayor like this?

>>134795135
They don't seem to have an IP-range check since we can all sign it. Use tor or a chrome vpn extension just incase the thought police take you to room 101

>>134785148
The British are now barbarians camped out in the relics of an older and superior civilisation to whose beauty and knowledge they are oblivious.

>>134774732
Kek

>>134773493
>Hurrr what is a traditionalism
Come Back when you understand Heidegger and guenon

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>>134778996
I miss bullying the furfags

>>134794704
fucking this

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>>134774732
My dominant pronoun is either Trick or Treat

>People replying pedo for the lulz
>Retarded female government drones take it seriously and start advocating it

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>>134795693
Fucking kek.

>>134795510
They were allowing anyone to sign that dumbass petition for a 2nd EU referendum but they were still checking the IPs because anyone who downloaded the metadata could see that thousands of people from the US and Canada had signed it.
There was even several hundred signatures from North Korea

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Hmmm, what happened during this time?

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>>134783780

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>bullied by helicopter mechanic
>didn't report to police
>their helicopters don't have missiles
>can't protect me like other copterkin

I love you guys so much

>>134795793
what if I'm trans-British though?

>>134791479
Criminally underrated

>>134773389
I did my part, trans-prussian lgbtq jew being molested by muslims reporting it.

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>>134795793
>norks secretly want to save britain from islamic takeover

>>134783630
I'm gonna have a smoke. Can I borrow one of your ashtrays?

>>134795918
I absolutely encourage you to troll the fuck out of the survey.
As an actual Brit though I have genuine concerns about being put on some sort of list for wrongthink if I take part.

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any dodransflux corvusgender here?

>>134795215
Was baiting the government part of your master plan?

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>>134783780

>>134796059
You're already on the wrongthink list for posting on /pol/, Ms. May knows what porn you're looking at

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>>134796059
Just use a vpn.

MAKE A NEW THREAD SOMEONE I NEED MORE KEKS