Fuck Commies bro

Haha good point. I am a communist, and I don't have a job. I make my living off of cryptos. Where do I fit in? The cryptolariat?

>>134764681
>Be capitalist
>Work 60 hours a week for shit pay so my boss can buy his third BMW
>Die driving nothing more than a bike

>Be communist
>Work only a few hours a week
>Trade favors for favors
>Everyone has a supercar because we just trade.
>I cut your hair, you give me a lambo
>I need my computer fixed so I help build your house etc...

>>134764974
I mean, if you make money by doing something, you do have a job.

So good for you.

>>134764995
Meanwhile, in reality, communism has been tried and failed to the tune of millions of deaths.

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>>134764995
Also, trading is a form of capitalism.

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>>134765272
>>134765156
Communism has never been tried by the book and trading is not capitalism. You don't have to trade with me. It's not a requirement, I want my computer fixed and you need help building a house. It works. I'll spend a couple hours building the house while you fix my computer, then you will get others to build your house through trade

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>>134764995
>this is what delusional commies actually believe

Meanwhile in reality

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>>134765429
>Communism has never been tried

>>134765272
Haha, you must be kidding - right?

Money, trade and all that jazz is not capitalism. Capitalism simply means that the memes of production are CONTROLLED by a (jewish) elite and will never be put to use in anybody's favor except the owners.

inb4 but muh trickle down ec..

NO JUST NO, it doesn't happen, and that's why workers have not gained an inch of higher living standards since 1970.

>>134765708
No one is poor in communism

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>>134765892
>No one is poor in communism

>>134765828

Communism was invented and pushed by (((them))) bro.

>>134766096
I just think it's funny how people shit on USSR when they literally went from being the most war torn country ever to a superpower competing with the US and actually won the space race etc. They even fucking invented LEDs and shit. Stop bullshitting, Soviet was way better than Russia is today. Now it's run by a cartel instead of socialists who actually gave enough of a fuck about their country to murder anybody who threatened them.

I wouldn't condone murdering people who disagree with you, but all that shit about USSR being crap is just CIA propaganda.

>>134765828
You sure you're not a very confused ancap btw?

>>134766192
Citation needed

Why would they saw off the branch they're sitting on? Inbe4 "OMG PERFECT ALIBI" lol

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>>134766296
No, because I believe in CONSESUS - i.e. democracy. Not the rule of the strongest, which is just the same thing as jungle law.

>>134766396
Oh, so capitalism doesn't create starvation? MY FUCKING SIDES

>>134766338
If you didn't know it before, then oh well.

But the Zionist Jews pushed for the Soviet revolution because they wanted more power.

They use antifa and commies today as stormtroopers against the actual working class.

>>134766396
You must be one of those kids with a rich daddy and doesn't understand the real world

>>134766516
> be rich elite controlling the banks and the """""""free market"""""""
> wanting to destroy the free market and the need for banks

Why are you people so fucking dumb?

>>134766711
They weren't rich in Russia at the time.

>>134766711
Also, read again. They use you commies to keep the actual working class down. All in the name of equality.

>>134766966
I've heard this meme many times before, but I'm willing to bite. Give me some material to read up on and maybe you will convert me.

>>134767313
Don't read his bullshit comrade. It's all lies, capitalism keeps us poor. Communism sets us free.