I am Black and I am going to live in Denmark.

Yes, and we don't like people who doesn't speak it well!

>>134741437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Fun asides, Danish language have such a sophistication, so that for you to speak it properly you will need to train extensively to speak it well. You will most likely speak it bad and appear stupid.

>>134741437
Yes very difficult, so much so you shouldn't come here we don't understand English either.
But i have heard very good things about Sweden though.

>>134741534
Are Scandinavian languages mutually intelligible?

Not at all. I learned it while on the other side of the planet.

No it isn't. I think it's even one of the easiest language to learn for a native english speaker.

>>134741712

Only for some.
Swedish and Norwegian sounds like gobble de gook to me :/

>>134741437
Don't come to Denmark.
No, you won't be able to speak our language.
I've heard Sweden loves your kind, go there instead.

>>134741789
But can you not sound like a retard talking to a native dane?

Highly doubt it ;)

>>134741896
>I've heard Sweden loves your kind, go there instead.

I think this goy is on to sumfin

>>134741932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QpkPJIEE6I

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>>134741534
Not true at all
I was many times in syddanmark and got along very well only with german i never used my okish danish

>>134742040
>Come home white man

>>134741437
Grammar is as "simple" as English, though different. Pronounciation is absolutely bonkers.
We cut off endings of words and speak fast - but it's doable.
Though be prepared to take a lot of vitamin D, as there's not a lot of sun up here - I'm pale as wheat dough and I need to take supplements.
You'd need double that.

>>134741712
To a large extent, it sounds like strong dialects rather than different langauges.

>>134741680
>>134741896
Skam jer drenge, I lægger jer s'gu for tæt på ad /b/tard's måde at behandle andre mennesker på.

>>134742158
Ya okay, I'm kidding.

Dansker i Japan her. Fuck hvor er der sygt varmt i det her land.

>>134741437
fuck off, we're full

>>134742109
Listen here Krautman, niggers don't go to the less populated areas, like southern Denmark. They go to the larger cities and stay there to fuck everything up.
See the USA for reference.

>>134742040
You sound too old to be a weaboo, but it's ironic that I'd judge someone on that point.

>>134742203
Skamme os over at sende spaderne til Sverige? Jeg lugter en svensk spion!

>>134741437
Yes stay in Canada

>>134742203
>Svenskere
>Mennesker
Fuck af.

>>134741437
>>134741437
fuck off, we're full. I heard that German girls crave Big Black Cock, go there

>>134741437
I would advice against going to Denmark. You should go live in England instead.

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>>134742318
Brits will even throw their woman at you no questions asked

>>134742273
Dont listen to this racist! 99% of swedes would welcome you with open arms, you should definitely go to Sweden there is free housing for your kind there. and their women will throw themself at you.

>>134742234
>>134742238
>>134742250
>>134742276
>>134742301
>>134742420
For helvede, jeg troede naivt at vi Danskere var bedre end 4chans racistiske befolkning - at vi repræsenterede et åbent sind, at vi var forstående og generelt bedre uddannet.

Jeg tog fejl.
Skamfuldt.

>>134742610
Der er et land på den anden side af broen der vil byde dig velkommen med åbne arme.

Gor os alle en tjeneste og flyt dertil.

>>134742610
(((Du)))

>>134741437
On behalf of Denmark I'd like to make the following case: fuck off we're full.

>>134742610
Godt oversat. Meget direkte. Du havde mig næsten.

>Mentions he's black for no apparent reason

Is this man just trying to start shit?

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>>134742610

>>134742610
t. Nydansker

Everything is difficult for a nigger to learn

>>134742748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTqe2VNpBg

>>134742813
It's a leaf, of course he is. It's just something he posts to lure out danish posters.

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>>134742610
>et åpent sinn.

dude weed.

>>134742705
Tåbe.
>>134742733
Fjols.
>>134742760
Ingen oversættelse her, ej heller nogen ironi.
Jeg mener hvad jeg skriver, jeg ved godt at det gor man ikke normalt her på stedet, hvor man helst skal være sarkastisk og sorthumoristisk og allerhelst sparke til alle der ligger ned.
>>134742826
Fodt og opvokset her, evigbleg som et lagen.
Tænk at det sku' være nodvendigt at nævne.
Min skamfolelse er nu fordoblet.

>>134742813
its a bait thread

>>134742276
Naj, forihelvede. Nu skall jeg bege en kege med dænske bog fan

>>134742577
>99% swedes
>SD has almost 30%
>this statistic http://archive.is/wHPpk
Something isn't right with this post

>>134742203

Thanks, can't wait to be here after graduating.

>>134742956
... og hvor helvede er mine O'er?
Soren, modt, polle...

>>134742956
Tror du skal hjem til Reddit igen.

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>>134742830

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>>134742610
>jeg troede naivt at vi Danskere var bedre end 4chans racistiske befolkning
>på 4chag.org
luk computeren, uffe

>>134742956
>Ingen oversættelse her, ej heller nogen ironi
Hard to believe. It's a word for word translation of what people in UK, USA, Sweden etc. wrties when UKIP, Trump, SD etc. gets more and more votes. Or are social democrats like yourself that moronic across the world?

>>134741437
Fucking nigger.

>>134742956
Patetisk.

Tag til Sandholm og sut pik.

>>134741437
From what I've seen from my time abroad. You either live in a rich area to survive off English, or you learn the language

>>134742956
jeg er racist og stolt, mit land skal ikke overrendes af perkere og negere

>>134743220
He should go to Africa

>>134742203
>Skam jer drenge, I lægger jer s'gu for tæt på ad /b/tard's måde at behandle andre mennesker på.
YOU FOOL.
Europeans are doomed by their own pathological altruism

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>>134743023
You're gonna bake a cake with danish book fans?

>>134743149
Nice image.

>>134743112
Fæhovede.
>>134743149
Nar.
>>134743191
Det er s'gu ikke mit problem at du ikke forstår dit eget sprog. Fænosse.
>>134743246
Patetisk: tillægsord
fremfort med el. præget af stærke folelser; fuld af patos; synonym folelsesfuld, folelsesladet
● for hojtidelig; overdrevent folelsesfuld el. dramatisk; synonym svulstig, hojstemt

Jeg ka' se du henter dit ordforråd hos amerikanerne og ikke taler ordentlig dansk.

>>134743363
Næh, du er såmænd bare uintelligent. Din stakkel.

>>134742610
t. jode

>>134743390
No, economic migrants like OP should go to hell.

>>134743432
>Det er s'gu ikke mit problem at du ikke forstår dit eget sprog
What do you mean? I do understand danish, but try to keep things in english on 4chan or go back to r/danmark where you so clearly belong.

>>134741437
Don't go to Denmark. Go to Russia or something, there's not really much blacks so a couple wouldn't ruin much.

>>134742973
No, I'm actually black.
I mentioned this detail to piss off those who insult us all day long.

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>>134741437
everything is hard to learn when you are a nigger

dumbass

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>>134743432

>>134741437
Fuck off, nigger. Europe is full.

>>134743438
Fnatmide.
>>134743546
Jeg ka' li' mit sprog. Jeg bruger det nå jeg vil.
>>134743554
Ignore lowest common denominator, though it's a loud, annoying group.
>>134743565
Lortehovede.

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>>134742956
>>134743432
Hvem er det du tror du hjælper, ved at åben og tolerant holdning overfor alle der vil ind i vores land?

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>>134743432
please fortæl at du er af svensk æt

>>134743665
båtnakke

>>134743047
ǿ blev fjernet pga. blǿgspǿt.com

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>>134743665
>>134743739

>>134743745
What do they have to do with it?

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>>134743125

>>134743665
>when the jews infiltrate your country

>>134743668
Alle?
Vores situation er selvforskyldt.
Derudover er det ligemeget hvad vi gor, menneskeheden er væk om ca. 100 årstid - vi har odelagt miljoet, så fuck os alle.

>>134743725
Idiot.
>>134743739
Selv.
>>134743758
Fjottelåg.
>>134743825
Enorme pikhjerne.

Nå alle i hidsige småborn, ka' i hygge jeg med jeres barnlige, ubegavede perma-had?

>>134743554
Fuck off monkey, move back to Africa. Why are you so racist and selfhating that you can't stand living among your own kin?

>>134743899
>å alle i hidsige småborn, ka' i hygge jeg med jeres barnlige, ubegavede perma-had
Does that mean you're finally leaving?

>>134743899
Hundehoved! Hængerov! Lusede amator! Socialdemokrat!

>>134743899
>Unironically believes in climate change
Can't cure retardation I suppose.

>>134743899
back 2 Leddit

>>134741437
how are you going to find a black woman in denmark? might be difficult

>>134743220
Unless the people stop him, he's not the one at fault here. After all, he is a nigger. I bet he can't even comprehend the ramifications of his actions.
I wouldn't mind a squad of nazis shooting him upon arrival, but that's really your call to make.

>>134741437
KYS LEAF NIGGER DEATH TO ALL CLAY STEALING LEAFS. stabby stabby time

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Everyday, Same thread, different country.

Remember to redpill the shills before you SAGE in all fields

tldr:
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE

>>134743425
Gook moot don't want danish ö to work

>>134741437
You should move to africa if you are black, but the best thing for this world would be if you killed yourself.

>>134741437

Fuck OFF you God damned monkey!

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>>134743899
>Vores situation er selvforskyldt
Og hvordan er vores situation selvforskyldt? Den brede befolkning har ikke bedt disse mennesker om at komme.
Hvis du tænker på krigene i MENA, så er jeg helt enig i at de aldrig skulle have været foregået, og man skulle have ladet muslimerne gore deres ting, som vi har gjort det i Europa. Men det gor ikke mine born selvforskyldte, at skulle vokse op i et utrygt Danmark, med en god portion indavlede mennesker, der unægtelig tror på sort magi.

Denmark is like the mexico of scandinavia.

>>134741437
Ready to pay the Danegeld?

>>134743899
>t. Alternativet-hippie

man kan ikke styre et land med kram og kylligedans. men du må gerne få en enkeltbillet til Riyadh

>>134743665
>>134743899
LOOK A JEW, can't wait to deport you to Sweden, again

>>134744301
>Denmark is like the mexico of scandinavia
Posted Sven, struggling to hit the right keys on his keyboard as his eyes were clouded with a negro's semen.

>>134744301
>Hordes of migrants travel to the neighboring country to take low-paid jobs.
>Their country is in large debt.
>"Ey man, we use to be Carolus Rex esè."

>>134744105
Who told you that I wanted a black woman?

>>134744105
We got plenty, they're just all Muslims.

>>134741437
It's really easy to learn if you know English well, their in the same lingual family. You'll have no problem learning it if you practice it each day, I managed to learn abit of Swedish by just chatting online with Swedes.
> I am Black
Why don't you learn your ancestral language of Congolese and go back to the jungle?

>>134743899
Bliv på RUC din ubrugelige lorte humanistiske pladder abe.

>>134744301
So thats why Sweds travel to Denmark to work in low payd jobs? enjoy that abdulla dick in your as muhammed

>>134744579
based kike
you tell him

>>134743899
tag og flyt til sverige hanreje

>>134744744
>Based kike
As expected of an American.

>>134744816
Shut up, cuck.

>>134744900
I bet you $5 that you're circumcised even though you're not a jew.

>>134745030
I'm not. Now pay me the shekels.

>>134745030
I'm uncircumcised actually, kek. Is it that common for burgers to be circumcised?

>>134745127
Nice try kike, only a jew would lie for a meager $5.

>>134745172
Supposedly so, I'm not a certified penis inspector so I can't say for sure.

>>134741437

I hope they kill you, you do not belong here in the north. Fuck i hate niggers.

>>134741437
have fun living in Norrebro with the rest of the niggers CPH is a dump glad my family left

>>134744463
> We wuz adolphus n shiet

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>>134745446
Would have sent them back faster than a speeding bullet

>>134745613
Shouldn't you be busy taking care of your wife's son while she's at work?

>>134745671
No that shit is only for city fags
That shit doesn't happen in Jämtland

>>134745750
Maybe, Not everyone were cucks when i was living in norrland, The women though were either fat fucking whores who jumped on anything with a dick or finnish cunts who barely spoke swedish.

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>>134745671

why cant u niggers just die ?
is it too much to ask?

>>134744482
you're black, it seems the most logical path to happiness to have a partner who has shared experiences for your identity

>>134743432
>Fæhovede
>Nar
Hvor blev the åbne sind og din tolerance af, danske broder? er det eneste du ikke kan tolerere, en person med anden holdning?

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>>134742203

>>134748212
Niggers aren't logical.

>>134741534
learn to speak it well however, and there will be no limits to your success

>>134741437
Why Denmark? Why not Africa?

>>134741437
No. I personally has been speaking it for as far as i remember. EZ PZ

>>134745859
I'd love to toss one in one of those fingols gashes they just seem too cute and desperate for a rich American with a ton of land. She doesn't even need to learn english, women never have anything important to say anyway.

>>134742203
This letter ( æ ) makes me dizzy as fuck

>>134743432
>Accepterer tilsyneladende sort canadisk indvandring
>Ser kulturel påvirkning fra den engelsktalende side som noget negativt
Hva'. Hvem er du?

>>134741437
Yes, it's as difficult as Japanese. Now fuck off.

>>134741437
Plz dont go. I dont want more of you guys

>>134750772
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>>134741712

It's a strange situation. Norwegians usually have no issues understanding both danish and swedish. Swedes understand norwegian better than danish but it seems a lot of swedes also understand all 3. Danes are a lost cause and usually can't understand neither norwegian nor swedish. And of course I am generalizing and this doesn't hold true for everyone.

>>134751977
Is there a lot of black there?

>>134743420
true.

>>134752568
I see.

>>134742610
Hvorfor er du på /pol/? /int/ lyder som det rigtige sted for dig.

>>134741437
They speak like frogs

>>134741932
>can you not sound like a retard
impossible when speaking danish

>>134752929
>>134753065
Why do you want to go to Denmark, sub-human?

Not getting enough gibs in Canada?

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>>134742610
Du er fra osterbro, ikke?

>>134741437
It is with an IQ of 70 or so...

>>134753506
>Why are you on / pole /? / Int / sounds like the right place for you.
Don't humor it or feed it and it will go away...

>>134753506
Also no eye contact or sudden moves...

>>134741437
Am I the only one so incredibly glad we kicked those nazis ass during WWII?!! white European brothers killed each other in millions so they could be replaced with middle eastern and african migrants! this os how tolerance should work! We should welcome them with open arms and forget about our boring 5000+ year old culture and the two world wars we fought against each other (the world is better off without us) Just let the new europeans them build their mosques and kebab shops and have as many [beautiful] brown children as they want with our native women, as long as they INTEGRATE and follow our laws while we are still the majority. I'm looking forward to 2050 where it's projected that the average european country will be less than 50% white. Anyways, maybe then, me and my fellow white men would finally have made up for all the horrors and the injustice we have caused against people of color and the LGBTQIA+ throughout the years..

>>134742203
>>134742610
>>134742956

Hop i havet landsforræder.

>>134741437
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB NIGGER

We will burn your black ass alive, you are nothing but scum to us. Begone black filth.

>>134742610
>uddannelse gor dig mindre racist
måske hvis du ikke tog så lange uddannelser var du ikke på så meget SU og så var du ikke socialist der kun tænker på hvor mange penge du kan få, til helvede med dit land og dit folks interesser og fremtid

>>134742203
din fucking cuck, hæng dig selv.

>>134741437
Here's the dead truth anon
It's impossible to learn our language
English won't get you far
Don't speak Danish, you won't get a job nor an education
Also you're black, and sorry to say but racism is real and not going to make it any easier for you

>>134742610
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Tag hjem og knep david trads din lille luder

>>134742213
hvorfor er du i japan

>150 replies
yep, easiest board to troll

>>134755246
det er umuligt at lærer udtalen hvis du ikke er vokset op med det, desuden er vi et af de lande i verden med flest dialekter, tro det eller ej.

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>>134742705
>>134742760
>>134742821
>>134742826
>>134742941
>>134743438
>>134753506
>>134754029
>>134755092
>>134755209
>>134755285

>>134741437
You will never get a hang of the accent. That's for sure

>>134755246
>but racism is real
...smart...

>>134755494
så han kan kneppe qt asians og bringe det ækle gule foster med hjem

>>134755246
>sorry to say but racism is real
Don't be sorry it's biological.

>>134742213
Why are you in animeland

>>134755778
disgusto
stay pure

>>134742610
Hahaha! Du kanske borde flytta till Sverige då. Bög!

>>134755494
Det er han ikke, han gemmer sig bag en proxy og LARP'er.

>>134743899
>Derudover er det ligemeget hvad vi gor, menneskeheden er væk om ca. 100 årstid - vi har odelagt miljoet, så fuck os alle.
Nåmen så er der vel ikke meget pointe i at lukke alt muligt ragelse fra det morke afrika ind. Vi kan vel lige så godt holde landet i stand og nyde livet indtil da.

Thinking of moving to Denmark before it's too late. What are my chances of learning the language in a few years?

>>134756119
fuck.. ja du har vel ret. tror bare jeg vil glemme alt om at bevare de danske pigers lyse hår og ojne og bare lukke de morke ind :)

>>134756445
-2
move to svalbard and kill yourself in their seed bunker

>>134756445
Isn't the countryside in England ok? All the filth is in the big cities.

>>134756445
Quoth the Bushie, evermore.
>Fuck off, we're full

>>134756445
dont be like the ones you hate

>>134755130
Too bad.
I'm coming whether you like it or not.

>>134741437
Danske skal drepe deg og ein ol, tagg.

>>134741437
pack you bullet proof west, and watch out for bikers

>>134757927
Ol*

>>134741437
Just stuff a potato down your throat and learn Norwegian...

I myself don't speak kartoffel

>>134741437
Fucking negro parasite, I hope they lynch you.

>>134756860
der er sku intet galt med englændere så længe de er hvide, kammerat, du har sikkert lidt centrale- eller vesteuropæer i dig, og det er sku også lige meget så længe du bare er hvid

>>134757902
Watch this shit nigger. Whites aren't compatible with blacks and to live in a white country will mean absolute misery for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1-JWNeIEMY

>>134742610
Fucking RUC folk

>>134755494
Nok sommerferie.

>>134742610
Danmark JA!

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>>134743390
you should go to Europe, ameriFat

>>134757902
>whether you like it or not
>doesn't care whether the local population he's about to be feeding on likes him

why do niggers completely lack empathy? what happened to them in the past to cause this?

you'd think being slaves would give them a sense of empathy, but it seems like all they've acquired is a completely self-centered attitude

Jeg spiser brot

>>134741712
Once you get used to it.. If your first language isn't a Scandinavian language, then it wont be.

>>134741437
Fuck off we're full

>>134741437
Don't. Northern Europe is not your natural habitat. Your presence there is an insult both to them and your own kin.

What if you're whiter than the native population?

>>134759854
then you aren't moving to denmark

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>>134743668
Så der sku PET overvågning på Ibn mukhtar.

>>134742234
Oi cunt thats our meme

>>134760405
I am though

kys disgusting fucking nigger

>>134742203
>negere
>mennesker
Prov igen kammerat

>>134741437
don't danes are dangerous people,
they will take your women away from you and enslave her or use it as a dickglove during the cold wintermonths or when their wives are pregnant.
they might enslave you too though.. to work the land and cut trees to build longboats or they might just kill you, maybe you get lucky and you will be sold to the muslim slavetraders they know from vienna.
anyway.. beter stay away from those brutal vikings.. they are dangerous

>>134760588
When you are, can you please tell your peers to stop getting into fights with our local homeless?

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>>134755246
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM BASED BLACK MAN, DANES ALL SPEAK ENGLISH AND WILL WELCOME THE ORIGINAL DANES, BASED BLACK VIKINGS, WITH OPEN ARMS

>>134762893
I don't identify with my peers

youre black just say its racist if they dont speak english to you

>>134763289
Well you're not going to identify with Danes either. What you can do is get accustomed to the rule of authority and do as you're told, Roma.

>>134763526
You're a shitskin compared to me boi

>>134741437
Go to Africa instead, the land of your ancestors

>>134744695
*lortehumanistiske
*pladderabe
>>134744801
*hanrej
Jeg taler rent faktisk sproget, og det bedre en i to gor.

>>134753506
Dette sted er et godt studie af allerlaveste fællesnævner. Og hvordan umodne mennesker opforer sig når de tror de er anonyme.
>>134755209
Jeg ka' se du æder den amerikanske propaganda råt for uforsodet.
>>134756053
Nejtak, svenskerne er s'gu så selvforherligende og politiske korrekte at jeg får kvalme.


De uuddannede bærme slår sig i tojret.
Det er fa'me pinligt at være vidne til.
Taknemmelig over at 4chan kun repræsenterer en lille kerne af småtskårne tåber og at resten af verden er bedre end det.