YELLOWSTONE

Yeah, your moms asshole erupted causing the end of the world.

better kys just in case faggot

>>134740080
it would be hilarious if after centuries of trying, America finally just exploded.

And with a 5 year old in the white house.

>>134740080
Incoming ICBM

>>134740202
I'm glad you aren't showing your real flag faggot. You don't deserve it if it's an American flag.

>>134740202
Really.... It would be nice If the world ended with you in it

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>>134740202
>LOOK OUT MOM. IM EDGING TONIGHT

>>134740294
ok....

>>134740080
Yes, a seismic shift was detected deep in the belly of the beast.
Shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito yesterday.

>>134740080
http://archive.is/d9HpL

>be americans
>get erased by supervolcano

>>134740330
>>134740351
I never said it would be a good thing, I said it would be funny. ...it would. after all the maneuvering and all the bluster and all the bullshit... pop goes the weasel

>>134740080
I'm finding stories for a car crash and a wildfire. What'chu talkin' about, Willis?

>>134740202
It's not the Obama whitehouse. They don't keep 5 year olds on hand anymore.

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>new york survives
YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>134740812
are you the same aussie who was claiming to be too autistic to function a while ago.?

>>134740969
No, but you just might be.

>>134740080
Obviously no because there is still americunts posting on /pol/. Hope it happens soon.

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>>134740504
>http://archive.is/d9HpL
we're taking everyone down with us, that includes you snowniggers.

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>>134740080
yellowstone is always /happening/

you guys know that all the seismic data is filtered through the US military before it reaches the usgs and the public right?

>>134741660
Yep. Why else would they be making geologists, etc. sign NDAs.

>>134740126
fpbp

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Yellowstone is still on FIRE,
lava confirmed by omission,
pic related

>>134742528
The fire is a two-week long forest fire, not an eruption.

>>134740080
>not living in the eastern timezone

Haha. and might i add .... ha.

>>134742768
The swarm still continues. Harmonic tremor. All Seismographs were temporarily shutdown for 4 hours. Smells like a coverup.

Been reading up on facts about Eclipses and Volcano eruptions.
It could erupt 2 weeks before the Eclipse or 2 weeks afterwards.
So yeah at any time soon BOOM!! Bye bye

>>134742818
>eastern timezone
>BLM flag

checks out

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>>134740080
>tfw leaf

The fire will burn out until September, what is everyone saying about September?

>>134743026
But there are forest fires all over California due to summer heat.

Fuck I hope yellow stone eurpts, fuck West Coast fags, East Coast mater race.

>>134743424
((they)) said the fire was caused by 3 different lightning strikes to the back of the park

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What if 1,000,000 of us all traveled to Yellowstone and jumped at the same time?

>>134740080

No. Every other night its "LE OMG YELLERSTONE HAPPENING" and you retards just go right back to it. Fuck off already.

Last night, I had a prophetic dream.

I was in a large glass building, looking out the windows with a group of about 20-ish people.

There was one person in the room with us who seemed to be "in charge" with men who assisted him. One of the men walked over to the man in charge and informed him that there was a "huge mistake" and that "something terrible had just happened."

His face went stone cold, like his worst fear had been realized. Outside, there was nothing but white ash raining from the sky. Thinking back, I thought it was fallout or snow.

I almost never have apocalyptic dreams and this is the first one I can really remember where something bad happens to the world and not just me.

So stay tuned /pol/

>>134740918
Do not forget ash

>>134743679
1,000,000 autists would die at the same time, and the media wouldn't have sympathy.

>>134743602
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_fires_of_1988

If it goes on longer than this I'll watch closely.

>>134743685
>implying that every other night yellowstone is on fire and experiencing harmonic tremor
Silence shill, we know the truth

>>134740080
what happens when it erupts?

im talking about the shockwave here. the loudest sound ever recorded was the eruption of krakatoa in 1883 and the shockwave bursted ear drums and made people in in a 40 mile radius perma deaf. if yellowstone goes boom will all of america be deaf? who will pay them all for having such a damaging disability?

>>134741660
>>134741812
What are you implying?The military is covering up the fact that a massive supervolcano is going to possibly kill hundreds of millions of people..why exactly?

They'd wanted people to flee south/ to europe so they could come back when the dust settles and continue their war machine.
>inb4 nowhere to hide
Krakatoa didn't destroy the earth and neither will this.

>>134740080
Can't we just like put a boulder on it or something? Dying from a volcano erupting would be pretty lame to be honest.

>>134744047
What are you implying?
That they would know that it was about to erupt?
They can only panic when the data acts up because they don't know, they don't want the public to panic so they hide the data.

i just pooped a little bit but i was able to notice it in time and i sucked it back into my ass

>>134743844
>i had a weird dreaM
>IT AFFECTS THE WHOLE WORLD!!
I'm so sick of narcissistic fucktards like you.
You aren't special,kiddo. You're average just like everyone else.

>>134744258
same

>>134744299
This thread just motivated me to post what happened, since I thought it seemed relevant.

I had no intention of telling anyone about the dream until I saw the OP post.

>>134744249
They would know.Funny how they don't let anyone outside their sphere test there,isn't it?
>panic
Yes because the military never gets stronger when emerging from chaos. Actually,it does!

>>134743844
I've also had an apocalyptic dream recently.

I was outside, it was dark, and there were lots of soldier types walking around, with Slav-like faces and shaved heads, in uniform. They all had a very stern, very serious look on their faces. Then I wondered why it was so dark, as I was sure it should be the middle of the afternoon.

Then I looked up and instead of the sun I saw a horrible looking dragon like face (in a circular shape) and I felt a massive fear attack overpowering me. I woke up bathing in sweat, still feeling the fear.

>>134744425
I had a dream a big storm was coming,so what?
Your dream has nothing to do with it.
It should've motivated you to use science and deductive reasoning like a real man and not emotions like a woman.

>>134744299
>This
I've had a couple apocalyptic type dreams, but ive always woken up right when the sirens start waling. I've had insomnia for over 10 years. When you've been up for 80+ hours and finally get to sleep, your mind isn't really in the right place. The nightmares are something else.

>Tl;dr
You are not special in any way.

>>134744047
This is super volcano, if ever it errupts, it will spew enough ash to cause nuclear winter

>>134740812
underrated

>>134743576
Which way does the wind blow?

>>134744532
Weird dream, bro. I have weird dreams about a fictitious future too.

>>134743844
>>134744299
>>134744532
>>134744679
Go back to /x/

>>134740080
I'm a gullible fuck so for the 100th time: Is it really happening /pol/?

>>134744805
>Kekistani

>>134740080
It's dark here so that's pretty weird.

>>134744841
I'll give you the quick rundown:
>yellowstone is on fire
>3 different lightning strikes to the back of the park (sound familiar?)
>harmonic tremor
>seismographs turned off for 9 hours
>department of homeland security is involved
>fire being left to burn until september

>>134744805
Go back to redd.it

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OMG! Breaking news!

Fuck off.

>>134744841
Probably not.
But volcano is pretty unstable, so eclipse in september theoretically could force it to errupt.

>>134744532
I dreamt I was floating in a river and there was fat people on the shore laughing, what does it mean?!

>>134744624
Chill out, dickwad.

>>134745057
Aww fuck. I was already skimming news about the massive amounts of earthquakes surrounding the region, now this shit is on my watch list.

>>134745258
They're too big for the toilet so they just drop logs in the river.

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>>134740080

>>134745350
yea, also:
>swarm ongoing
>lightning struck one of the geysers
>ever since, live webcam feed of old faithful has been down, not a priority to fix

where did yellowstone being on fire come from again? confirmed lava?

>>134740202
It'll be a worldwide disaster, my friend. While Americans may just straight up die, you will likely die of starvation several months later.

>>134740080
>/pol/ did something just happen at yellowstone
Hope so, the world would be such a better place without Murica.

>>134740294
another faggot hiding behind a false flag

>>134745607
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/wyoming/fire-burning-near-yellowstone-still-not-contained/article_19c3c70f-930a-520a-bc09-4b6cd6b1afa6.html

>>134745721
Shut it, yuropiss

>>134745721
Hate to break to you but you'll go down with us... There is a layer of molten carbon underneath Yellowstone and most of the western US for that matter. When she blows a large amount of that carbon layer will be ejected resulting in a dive in overall global temps. With a maunder minimum coming in a little more than decade temperatures will not have stabilized by the time solar output dips, Ice age would be certain. Sure we take the initial blow but you'll face disaster not long after...

>>134743844
I had a dream too recently. I was driving home from work when a virus called "the rage" broke out. People started taking potshots at my car and some were blocking the road shooting. I managed to make it home and was in the process of settinguo defenses for my home before I woke up. Pretty scary. I don't usually have nightmares like that.

>>134745983
If America goes down, I'd bet my left nut China is gonna zerg rush in the pandemonium and take over the world

>>134740239
Don't forget to nuke south california Kim.

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>>134745983
Humanity will survive in heavily fortified igloos

https://soundcloud.com/philiponbread/crawling-in-warioware-diy

Homeland security is there due to the seismograph network is seemingly compromised. Best hope it's a 12yo with skills. Worse is this was only testing for what networks are vulnerable

>>134749337
Good cover story

>>134744047
Comparing Krakatoa with Yellowstone is like comparing ants with dinosaurs.

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>>134740080
>mfw when yellowstone volcano will erupt soon
>mfw when eruption will destroy murica
>mfw when ashes will fly over to africa, middle-east, poo-in-loo-land and china
>mfw europe rises once again
>mfw your females will suck eurocock due to yellowstone

>>134740080
Should not build a country on an indian burial site

>>134740663
>I was only pretending to be retarded haha nothing to see here :)

>>134740294
It's funny to me how 90% of people who whine about flags are Americans, and I always imagine some 15 year old internet tough guy going "show ur real flag" with his little peach fuzz hitler stache.

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>>134740239
HELLO SLANT GLORIOUS LEADER.
PLEASE FEEL MOST HONORED WELCOME.
Nuke yellowstone and checkmate us please.

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>people actually believe a volcano can do this much fucking damage

stop larping retards, get a job.

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>>134740239
you never used to visit so often Kim.
How are the tests going?
you banging a bunch of pop stars and getting drunk again tonight?

>>134752319
http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/what-if/what-if-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupted.htm

>>134744202
Have you ever clenched your butthole to stop a fart and it just caused your stomach to gurgle and hurt.

Yeah won't work.

Literally the same post every week.

This can't even be trolling, it has to be a sincere obsession

>>134740080

Watch blood drive. Yeah that stupid show. they slipped it in in the pilot.

>>134740202
I love nobody ever takes people posting with a fake flag seriously

>>134752079
How does it feel know that everybody thinks you are a cucked Swede or a poo with that flag and you will never be taken seriously?

>>134745223
How would eclipse cause volcano to erupt?

Gravitational pull?

>>134743679
>autism fest 2017

>>134745223
Aug 21*
>>134754608
Google it, within 2 weeks before and after an eclipse Volcanoes are unstable.

>>134740969
>pirate flag
>calling others autistic
wew

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>>134740080

I hope I live to see the day the degenerate United States and its disgusting culture gets buried under a thick layer of hot ash.

>>134740202
It's only the western half. No loss other than some scenery

>>134740504
You laugh but I bet you didn't know that you have a supervolcano in your neighborhood. Italy has a supervolcano. And it has been more active the past few years. Ours goes who knows, maybe it'll trigger that one, and so on.

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>>134740294
>>134740330
>>134740351
>>134740812
>>134754303
>not even trying
Why do you faggots get triggered so easily, were you among those screaming 'daddy' at his rallies?

>>134754847

It will block the sun everywhere on earth probably, the atmosphere will become so foggy it will be perpetual night everywhere on earth, and we can only guess how long it will last, could be years. crops don't grow without sun.
Shitskins are invisible. the side effects are the horrific part, not the immediate lava and fires.

>>134755733
>Australian flag
>American rallies
You're a special little man aren't you Hans?

>>134740239
>NK flag

what?
please explain?

>>134755733
Just stating a fake nobody takes fake flags seriously Mehmet. Why does that trigger you?

>>134756404
*stating a fact

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>>134740126

>>134744749
>patrolling the mojave...

>>134745223
Nope. Just. Nope.

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>>134740080
if it's going to happen happen already

>>134745604
>not a priority to fix
Trump took the money

>>134756287
The world will be too busy with this and you guys can fix that Gaza problem >.>

>>134756330
Explain what? Anon is either
A. Proxy fag
B. From North Korea

>>134740202

Barron is 10, not 5.

>>134742528
It's a geothermal area. Known that since day 1. We don't need confirmation by omission, it's what makes the hot.

>>134743679
They've been using huge vibrating machines for years to do... something, purportedly of scientific value. It was a briefly mentioned in some conspiracy video on Yellowstone like 5 years ago. The details escape me at the moment.

>>134752079
Because the regional flag says more about the beliefs and experiences of the poster than some larp-flag does

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>>134740202

>>134744299
Glad you got digits to cancel out the 4s

Lol, jews put a nuke in it, then claim it's a natural catastrophe.

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>>134762261
Things like yellowstone blow up because disolved gasses build up over time under pressure before a sudden drop in pressure releases them (like opening shaken beer).
Conceivably large scale use of vibrators could release gasses before they build up to dangerous levels but they'd have to be yo mamma sized.

>>134744047
not implying that... he's just saying military gets it first and if they ok'd a warning it would probably be an official warning, but if they want to keep it quiet then well we dead they not. basically any warnings not from the government of usgs are fake.

Imagine the refugee crisis if yellow Stone happen. Thousand upon thousand of mobility scooter's buzzing in the harbours of Europe.

>>134769947
Hamburg, Germany to be specific

>>134740239
thank you

>>134755675
The Flegrei supervolcano in Italy is tiny in comparison, would prob stop flights all over Europe for a week or two, then we'd be back to normality. Turn parts of Italy into a giant pizza oven though...

Secret america ass shit hole site poop come out of mountain for america

>>134740080
America's only weakness is that it's sitting on Yellowstone. It's like Atlantis 2.0 for America.

>>134752079
I wish we had state flags instead of fag flags.

>>134744047
yelliwstone once had an explosion 100 times the force of krakatoa

>>134743968
supervolcanoes don't erupt like normal ones.
the feet of volcanic ash that cover half the continent, along with the subsequent ice age will probably be more worrying.

>>134740080
Are those dots in the sea new islands that Yellowstone is going to create? How big are they irl?

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>>134740080
>>134740918
> none of the cities will survive actually

THE POINT of these posts is to tell you to Get your Shit Together and have a plan if it happens soon.

Lay back cheap food that'll last. Get a gun, you've been told enough times so why don't you have one huh?

If you're in the path of the blast, you need a plan to GTFO - drive and keep driving (east coast if you can). You'll need a road atlas for that too, and stay way from the interstates.

>>134741246
This is true but fact is if you die up at the beginning you dont get to see how things turn out.

Maybe there will be solutions to the food shortage and the colder temperatures. Fact is you will not live to know if you don't have a plan to keep yourself alive.

>>134745604
>Lightning took out some electronics
>there's a fire, so they're not too fucked about the electronics for now

>>134743679
we used to call that a "rave" when i was a kid

>>134766930
> suggesting vibrators to solve the problem
> current year checked
> implying this is a sexual problem

your degeneracy has hit its completion

>>134772066

>ice age

well rip the shitskins looks like they're not gonna survive

>>134754303
Your flag is fake. The top line of pixels is very dark.

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>>134740202
fuck off

you know nothing

>>134749905
>>134744047

more like comparing the 1/2 pint chinese takeout pail with a chinese buffet

>>134743968

roughly 2000-5000 megaton explosion
that means 100 tsars
200 mile kill-you-dead blast radius
600 mile break your windows and rain down boulders everywhere kind of blast radius

And thats only the big boom of it. The real damage is the ash and the high altitude shadowing caused by it (nuclear winter).

Not to mention if you was within 200 miles of it (you're dead by the way), you've probably got a billowing pyroclasic flow coming for you. Which means there wont be any evidence you lived there either. Buried under like 50 feet of bullshit.

>>134745223

>eclipse causing a volcano to erupt

You are an absolute fucking retard.

>>134769947
send 'em to china and australia
china already has a fuckload of people, what's another 350,000,000?

>>134773346
EYYYYYYY

so besides "oh no, a fire", "oh no, seismic activity" and "oh no, lightning"
is there anything actually happening?

>>134772066
>>134772833

This is correct. The sandniggers specifically, they already have some food and infrastructure problems, they manage but without a firm strong economy they will crumble and those will be wildlands and those people will warlord and starve without end.

> they grow their own food in the middle east pretty much
> they cant really import or save things back
> they wont have crops next year
> people know they will be squirming for help from others - they'll be shot at the border as they try to refugee to places

>>134773983

probably and ice age and high rate of vitamin d deficency.

Basically everyone out of wyoming will probably survive this.

>america dissapears and i get a qt southern bell refugee
Whats there tp be worried about?

>>134743154
It's alright... Because it all stops at the border, according to the map.

>>134769947

>implying it won't be in the millions

better build those handicap ramps ahead of time and get ready for MY ANCESTOR :)

>>134774037
>> people know they will be squirming for help from others - they'll be shot at the border as they try to refugee to places
Don't toy with my emotions, anon. This is my wildest fantasy.

>>134743576
>East coast mater race.
>North America is wiped out by a super eruption and the only people fortunate enough to survive are a bunch of illiterate micks and wops.

>>134774037
>they'll be shot at the border as they try to refugee to places

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

you mean anyone trying to stop them at the border will be shot

>>134744749
>Volcanic winter*

>>134744766
wind is irrelevant for something like this, it'll go up so high that the bouyancy fails on the upflow and the ash will push against itself and fan out into an anvil in all directions, we're talking about 50 miles up maybe more

when the ash starts to fall down it'll be hit by the wind but it'll already be spread out, so there is a draft direction for the ash but it will still go in all directions for probably 400 miles and that area will be pretty thoroughly fucked (about 1 foot of ash, which will destroy all bridges upon the first big rain).

>>134743844
I too have witnessed a portent... I looked towards the eastern sky and lo, I beheld an eagle and grasped in its claw was a serpent. The Macedonians are sure to fall as Troy has the favor of the gods.

Isn't it too early to tell if the moon has any influence on Yellowstone though?

>>134774523
not if there's hardly enough food to go around they won't

>>134743968
Asses shall be blasted... Shitters shattered.

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>>134740080
Daily reminder the hollow earth citizens known as the mole people control Earth's Volcano's through a giant crystalline computer network inside the planet. Volcano eruptions are not natural at all.

Usually the mole people prevent Yellowstone from erupting, however it may be that the mole people either got orders to make it look like Yellowstone will explode, or that the mole people were taken over by other forces, and may have been told to purposely explode Yellowstone

>>134772778
> associates concrete vibrators with sexual stimulation because his anus is prolapsed beyond all recognition
> leaf behind a pirate flag
checks out

>>134744047
>America is destroyed by super volcano.
>The refugees start flooding every nation on Earth.
>American refugees begin to settle in Iraq and Syria.
>The first few years are shakey, a war breaks out shortly between American Christians and their secular allies of convenience and the local Arab muslim populace.
>In the year 2015, Basra has been renamed New New York and has become the financial capital of the world.
>Aleppo is now Nuevo Las Vegas, the largest gambling and entertainment Mecca of the Middle East.
>Mecca has been flattened during the conflict and paved over to create a parking lot for the most stunning display of American pluck and determination... Neo-Disneyland.

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>>134740202

>>134775331
clearly some leaves have left the tree...

>>134775331
It was supposed to be 2050, but my phone autocorrected it to 2015 because it is a stupid machine with no concept of forethought or the future.

>>134740080
My Dad works at the Nintendo branch at Yellowstone and he says it's true .

>>134774523
no not really, they wont be welcome on foreign soil and itll be emergency powers type of stuff in all those countries, which will be pushed on because of their own needy populations - guess who has the better guns, and isn't starving as bad

> folks will have no problem machinegunning these illegals in the street, PC and sensibilities will be completely out the window
> has nothing to do with them being muslims or arabs, but that plays a part of it of course

also by the way whatever is going on in the EU is irrelevant too - anyone ready to pounce on it and cause a civil war will be taking their opportunity when a big (economy crashing) event like this happens

I expect a coup to happen in the US too, trump will have congress and the deep state lined up and shot.

If you suddenly have legalities and PC out of the way and you have a bunch of guys with guns ready... and everyone else is looking at (the disaster)... wouldnt you take your shot?

>>134775331
You forgot about the 30 Fahrenheit drop for the first year, which will make the winter last until June and even impact plant growth at the equator.

>>134774439
I swear, every person I've met from the east coast has a speech impediment and is borderline retarded. Especially Bostonians. Buch of violent cave people in Red Sox/Pats attire or obligatory cabbie hats.

>>134775494
>Be British.
>Post something about Leafs on 4chan.
>Get run over.

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>>134740080

>Tfw Yellow Stone erupts the states that would be disintegrated and will be most destroyed are the ones with the highest white population.

>>134740080
No. Move along.

>>134744425
>>134743844

I liked hearing about it, don't listen to the niggers. If you have more post again. Fuck them.

>>134775728
My sister in law is from New Yawk and she has gotten a lot better... but every once in awhile she tries to axe us a question and we just point and laugh.

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>>134775331

Out of nowhere with virtually no blowback or consequences whatsoever someone will hit Mecca with an ICBM and that show will be over.
> probably from a submarine
> I bet nobody will claim responsibility

If you had the keys to the nukes, and everybody is looking the other way, wouldn't you if you could?

>>134775776
kek, that escalated quickly

>>134740126
LOL OMG

>>134775880
> speaks like civil protection from City 17
> all sorts of talk about forest fires and equipment being shut off for hours
> mfw black mesa is up in yellowstone and they're having an outbreak

oh-kay, I can read between the lines well enough

>>134740918
God blows up America
Takes out the only area still trying to live decently

>>134776170
Behead those who insult Canada!

>>134777183
Eat shit and die. Canada is not worth saving at this point

>>134746198
Why just the south? Why not get rid of California in general

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>>134740202

>>134743576
West coast blue states wouldn't suffer much damage. No one lives in eastern WA or eastern OR. Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Dakotas would be devastated

>>134740202
>>134740393
Why are you hiding your flag?
Embarrassed of that third world shit hole you live in?

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I live in eastern Idaho, in the full eclipse area. That would be a perfect time for an eruption. There would be millions of tourists in the area, there'd be no way to evacuate them.

The "Snake River Valley" (the entire south half of the state) is a chain of calderas from previous eruptions. There used to be mountains here, literally vaporized.

>>134740239
Aww YEAH! GETTIN' DAT JUCHE ON UP IN THIS PIECE!

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>>134740239
When it happens anons will not have time to post it will all be over. For you a good choice of targets you have several miles to miss and get results. It all equals the end of the world. To end North Korea just put a complete trade embargo on China this will cause chaos in markets but what is armagedon worth. Your leader is a fat piece of shit!!

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>>134740080
Once again, sunshine state is best state.