HALT!

I am no Jew.

Hello fellow national socialist

>>134727512
SEIG HEIL

C-can I pass?

>>134727656
homosexual, GET HIM

LET ME PASS

>>134727512
Fingers Crossed!

Oy vey

>>134727512
*national socialism intensifies*

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>>134727512
roll

>>134727512
I swear I sympathize with your cause, please don't arrest me.

>>134727739
>THE GOYIM KNOWS

>>134727512
here is my id

Let's see here

>>134727512
>Not using the version where 1488 get makes you Führer

>>134727512
Za rodinu!

>>134727512

Heil Hitler, guter Mann!

>>134727512
SEIG HEIL!

>>134727737

Fucking communist leaf.

Master race checking in

>>134727512
Fuck you nigger faggots

I am german american please allow me to live as a second class citizen

>>134727512
ZA DOM

>>134727512
HEIL

Problem officer?

Nothing to see here, honest

No arrest :(

Sup Hans

i am hitler

>>134727822
Oh god what colour is even my ID? Blue? Purple?

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>>134727512

>Greed

Looks like mister rabbi had a little Freudian slip

>>134727835
It's the Pink triangle for you buddy

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>>134727512

>>134727512
Am I being detained!?

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>>134727512

Blow it out your ass Fritz

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Bate for fate

>>134727904
OY VEY I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

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>>134727512
SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER I WILL SERVE YOU

>>134727797
WAIT
>pulls out falsified documents
100% Aryan blood, good go-

I mean, good officer.

>>134727512

>master race

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>>134727968

You are

>>134727924
HALT HOMO SCUM!

"Heil!"

>>134727924
die fucking shill

>>134727591
haha good try

>>134727512
Rolando

>>134728031
NO

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>>134727792

>>134727512
Sieg Heil!

>>134727512
Morning.

>>134727512
Meinen papieren, Kamerad.

>>134727512
Dont mind me just being a proud industrial worker

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>>134727512
>Wehmacht lieutenant
>not military police
>asking papers

wot?

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bluht und ehre

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>>134728073
Shit.

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>>134727512

>>134727512
Oy vey

Green me

>>134727512
roland

>>134727512
Come one Green

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>>134727512
benis

Good evening, sir.

>>134728182
w-what color is this

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>>134727512

Do I look like a fucking Heeb to you?

>>134727512
H-Heil?

>>134727512
Oy vey goy- I mean sir, let me pass

>>134727512
here we go again

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Oy vey no problem here

>>134727512
Guttentag!

>>134727512
Oi m8

>>134727512
H-here it is good sir.

>>134727512
Rolling

>>134728207
HEIL

>>134727512

Rolling

neggu

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>>134727512
'Ello luv.

>>134727512
Ill sink with the ship

>>134727512
K

>>134727512
Good goy let me pass

>>134727512
Rolling

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>>134728194
Mein Fuhrer what do we do about the yellows?

>>134727512
I have nothing to worry about, not a Jude or faget

>>134727512
*rubs hands together*
Yesssss officer I am pure goy- I mean aryan just going about my business...

>>134727512
Only Germans can have green or blue IDs. Everyone else is a slave.

>>134727512
Please not a jew

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>>134727512

>>134727512
Make way fellas

>>134728304

Get the faggot!

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WAIT

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>>134728192
>reddish brown

Pls don't hurt me officer

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>>134727512
heil hitler

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>>134727512
This is /b/ tier garbage, and Im no filthy Gypsy, Juden, Partisan, or degenerate homosexual. If a failure to have me recognized by my rank, I will have you all gassed as schemers.

(sage because this is a shitpost OP)

>>134728357
Oh yeah they are citizens so they are fine.

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>>134727512
Do I look like a jew?

>>134728307


Von Paulus my nigga how's it going?

>>134727512
oh man what am i

>>134727512
interesting

>>134727512
Oh shit son I hope I'm not Der juden

>>134728358

You've been found out, Shlomo

Oy vey imma good Nazi

>>134727512

KEKS FOR THE KEK THRONE

HEIL REDDIT

Hallo, mein Freund!

>>134727512
GAS THE KIKES

>>134727512
heil

>>134727512
lmao

>>134728425
Fuck off false flag kike

>>134727512
Yes good sir.

>>134727512
High rank passing through.

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>>134728427

>Heydrich
>Civilian

>>134728425
gassed

>>134728130
DELET

>>134727512
Pls no hurt

How you doin, my fellow Nazis.

>>134727512
h-here..

>>134727512
Jawohl.

>>134727512
How does this work?

>>134728479
What does dark green mean?

>>134727739
How

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>>134728425

You're heiling won't save you Chaim

>>134728433

t. pic related

>>134728473
Degenerate

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My ID will be EBtQm0IA

>>134727512
welp

>>134728550

Heil Hitler!

Sieg heil

Cunt

i have the proper credentials

>>134728473
Shit, I'm a fudge packer. Somebody stop me! Oh god, I can feel it happening! The faggot coursing through my veins like a snakes venom! AAAGGGGHHH!

hey guys, are redpilled traps based?

>>134728575
Hitler himself

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>>134727512
TFW NO JUDEN

>>134727512
Rolling.

>>134727512
Sieg Heil!

>>134728664

Sieg heil!

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>>134727512
HAIL FRIEND

Edelwiess

>>134728599
Send me your hacks so I can stop being a gypsy.

>>134727512
Hiel hitler

>>134727512
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>134728599
Neat trick anon. Want to come to the white house?

>>134728599
Huaahhhh? I wonder HOW he did that? Could he have deleted a post, and then posted again? (Fuck you, newfag!)

>>134728659

Only a faggot.

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>>134728599
Neat trick.

>>134727512
Can't you see my rank?

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>>134728599
>1 post by this ID
I'm scared, guys

Guten tag, Hans.

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just who do you think you are demanding my papers?

Gas the skypes

>>134727512
Sage

>>134727512

I AM THE BLACKPILL

4CHAN WILL BE SOLD TO REDDIT

GET IN THE UPBOATS THEY ARE YOUR ONLY ESCAPE FROM NAZI SCUM ISLAND

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>>134728728

>>134727512
I love /b/ Threads on /pol/. Rawling

>>134727512
>all the colors are gay

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>>134727512
Here we go

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>>134727512
roll

>>134727512
Guten Tag, Kamerad.

Am I being detained?

>>134727512
Howdy, fellow goyi-white people.

>>134727512
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>134727512
normal citizen here

>>134727512
SOLDAT! When you address me, you will address me in the manner befitting my rank and station, SS Obersturmbannfuhrer.
You will not see my papers, you will instead report directly to your Oberfeldwebel and tell him what a naughty little boy you've been today. You are dismissed.

Evening sir

>>134727512
>tfw guaranteed cyan

Nice weather lately

>>134727512
Roll

Checkem

>>134727512
Name Jeff.

>>134728946
Neat.

>>134727512
Fuck it, I'll roll

Oy oy

>>134728964
Oh well guess I'm a faggot as usual

>>134727512
>>134727591
Fucking jew rats

>>134727512
guten tag. fuck hitler. hitler ist und negerfaget. heil schicklegruber.

Sig Heil!

bleh

>>134727512
BELIEVE

>>134729001
So close to trips

>>134727512
This is a juden pretending to be SS.

Nein, mein herr, I vould like to see YOUR papiere, bitte

>>134727512
BANZAI

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>>134728833
Sieg Heil

>red ID

>>134727512

Is there a problem Obersturmfuhrer?

I'z a poor boy you see

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>>134727512
Rollin

kappa

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>>134727512
Buenas noches mein fuhrer

>>134727940
Navy Blue I think. You're being sent to the Antarctic in search of more lands for the Reich

>>134727512
I am the Aryan King.

>>134727512
Silly Gunter, always with the pranks! Let me through, bruder.

hi

>>134727512

Evening, just heading out to collect some Aryan bloo.... I mean , mushrooms.

Good day.

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>>134727512
Sieg hiel

Rolling in the deep

>>134727512
sup senpai

Heil.

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Where the gypsies at!

>>134729017
You're a citizen, harry.

>>134727512
SIEG

I win

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Lmao

SIEG HEIL

>>134727512
Here are my papers.

Uhhhh

>>134727512
1488

>be me
>slam pink and purple papers on desk
>look him right in the eyes
>scream "traps are gay"

>>134727512
nothing to see here officer

>>134727512
huh

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Gassing Gypsies, Romani, and Jews.

OH where does a pure Croatia begin

>>134729548

Faggot

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>>134727512
Go fondle your führer's balls m80, I was on my way out the door anyways.

>>134729548
JUST

>>134727512
What if I'm a part-Amerindian mutt?

>>134727512
GOOD MORNING SIR

>>134727512
dont kill me plox

My name is Oskar

Ha Im gay and snuck on by

Lemme go

>>134727512
Hail my fellow Aryan.

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Mein Herr. A pleasure.

>>134727512
What if the balls don't touch though?

sir please

>>134727512
Well good day, sir!

Sieg Heil

>>134727512
i'm just passing

>>134727512
I am one of you

Who is your commandant?

>>134727512
No issues here, I presume

>>134727512
Roll fur den kaisar

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>>134729674

>>134727512
hiel hitler, gut day isnt it

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>Whistles like nothing is wrong

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>>134727512
>Hello, where are the kikes at, sir?

>>134729600
How the fuck does someone with Abenaki blood end up in the Nazi Party? Strange timeline...

>>134727512
kay

>>134729671
What the hell am I?

>>134727512
S I E G H E I L

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>>134727512
HEIL HITLER

>>134727512I sware I dindu nuffin officer

what this flag?
oh its nothing just a keepsake from my pillages.

>>134727512
Am i being detained ?

>>134727512
hallo, herr hauptmann

>>134729809
Nz-c
Nazi

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Invoke the Sacred Runes of Kek, so that the autism may guide us.

>>134729858
Yeah, Trudeau, you are

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>>134727512

>>134727512
Sweet a new /pol/ meme

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>>134727512
>All other colors are citizens (PASS)
What about traps?

Heil Hitler

>>134727512
Hello fellow brother, here is my pass. Can you tell our chancellor I said hi on the way back? Hail victory.

>>134727512
Hallo, mein freund. Wie geht's dir?

>>134727512
no jews here my good man

>>134730036
Fuck,welp I had a good run.

>>134729967
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEIL HITLER

>>134729809
orange-ish, so I guess you're a citizen.

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>>134729967
The only new here is you.

yes sir

guten morgen wie geht es dir heute Herr

high five.

>>134727512
Fucking peasant.

>>134727512
Bonjournohhh

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>>134727512
y-you too

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guten morgen kamerad

Mind your step on the new chimney construction site.

>>134727512
Rollan

>>134727512
Sige

>>134727512
don't arrest me, ss jew

FUERA SIONISTA

I am but a humble merchant please do me no harm

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>>134727512
Heil Hitler

>>134727512
k

greed ID

>>134727512
kanker

>>134727512
(You)

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>>134727512
Friz please.

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Seig heil mein fuhrer
Long live the west

>>134727512
Just passing through here

>>134727512
Certainly I hope everything is in order.

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>>134727512
Hello sir i got my papers in order right? Nothing wrong is there?

>>134727512
Get out of my way

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>>134727512
good day

This is like, super not kosher

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>>134727591
i better be a high ranking nazi since I am Aryan and all

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>>134727512

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Heil Hydra

>>134727512
sup officer

wij zijn de zwarte soldaten

>>134730712
Fugg

>>134727512
roll

Guten tag

>>134727512
Oh, okay.

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fuck me in the ass

Do you not recognize your Fuhrer?

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>>134727512
Oy vey!

WEISS MACHT

Here's my ID

Here are my papers.

>>134727512
I have an application.

>>134730945
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
RUN!

>>134729577
>Gassing Gypsies, Romani,

there are no such things as "romani", they are just gypsies re-named by the soros's PC team in Brussels;

>>134727512
Shalom fellow goyim!

>>134727512
Where is a lovely german lass i can keep for the night?

>>134727512
Outta my way peons, daco-roman descendant coming through.

HEIL HITLER! :D

>>134727512
KILL THE JUDEN IMPERSONATING AN SS OFFICER

>>134727512
Oye vey

>fingers crossed

SIEG HEIL

Let me pass

>>134727512
If you must. You'll see my papers are in order...

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>>134727512
H..heil Hitler!

SIEG HEIL

>>134727512
Ayy lmao

>>134727512
rollinpshhhhhhhh

Uma delicia.

>>134727512
hello there my good sir!

jej

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>>134731219
>>134731121
>>134731095
>>134731093
>>134731086
>>134731085
>>134731073
>>134730988
>>134730982
>>134730893
>>134730884
>>134730799
>>134730689
>>134730628
>>134730516
>>134730389
>>134730326
Guten Tag, Genossen.

im friend of the führer and the regime

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>>134731435

Only a Lipstick Lesbian would acceptable...otherwise you join the rest imposter.

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>>134731197
is that cyan?
Im a jew now?
so you will all be my slaves now
bwahahahaaahaahhaaaahahahah

>>134727512
heil hitler goyi-I mean officer.

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>>134731435

>>134727512

>>134727512
Oi fuck off cunt

>>134727512
Officer!

What a feminine penis you have comrade

>>134727512
Oy vey!!! let me through, goy! i need to fill your continents with muzzies and afrikans

>>134727512
I don't remember my color ID

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>>134728398
come get some

>>134732010

Move along.

Here are my papers sir

>>134727512
Zi touzin yeardgez Reich

>>134728527
Gas chamber or brooklyn loft space?

>>134727512
Heil?

>>134727512
14 words of truth! Let us bring back Honor and Glory!

>>134727512
oy vey

>>134727512
I'll be fine.

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>>134727512
>Wipes nose with bare hand.
>With the same hand; hands papers
Hear, man, Zig-heel and shit.
>Salutes with left hand

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K

>>134727512

Not a kike