Have you done anything nice for anyone this weekend?

>>134725247
Milo would be pretty fun to hang out with if you could handle the banter, tbqhwy.

I cleaned up my step-daughter's puke and helped her get water, shower, aspirin, and into bed. I'm guessing she's got the spins in bed right now. We were on our way to go out for the night, and I was actually kind of happy when we turned around. I was going to get my car cleaned in the next few days anyway.

>>134725448
You helped your drunk step-daughter shower?

>>134725247
I helped my mom move

>>134725247
went through a breakup so no

>>134725448
>giving aspirin to a drunk person

>>134725515
Get in, yes.
>>134725596
Sorry it was Aleve, but I'm used to saying aspirin. For some reason that used to be the standard.

>>134725247
Another e-celeb thread?
Sage

>>134725448
>women, not even once
>>134725523
thats very nice!
>>134725574
i'm sorry, it gets better after like a week, hope to see you back on your feet soon anon!

I spent all week hanging drywall for my brother for free.

He still found some things to complain about even though it was free

>>134725739
>be young woman
>get too drunk and start vomiting
>phone mum to come pick me up
>start blacking out
>her creepy boyfriend takes me upstairs
>black out
>he's giving me some pills, take them
>black out
>suddenly i'm naked in the bathroom and he's moving me to the shower
>did he take my clothes off?
>why didn't he just let me go to bed in my clothes?
>black out
>wake up in bed alone and dressed again

I'm a servant of the Lord God, so that's kinda my whole thing. And should be yours as well. Take the bread pill, brothers and sisters.

Serviam. Non Nobis Domine.

>>134726010
>wake up again
>"you have to eat all the eggs."

>>134726049
lol'd

I posted nazi memes to make the stormfags happy.

>>134725943
You should have raped his dog to establish dominance.

>>134725448
uhh should we call CPS guys?

>>134726144
BASED LEAF
ALPHA AF

>>134725247
lol
fags are still degenerate, but funny none-the- less

>>134726010
>>134726190
>put puke covered person to bed without getting clean, hydrated, and as hangover resistant as possible.
Y'all are monsters. I legitimately didn't see anything I shouldn't have. I just made sure she didn't split her head open.

>>134725247
Yard work with senpai

>>134726304
Where was her mother?

>reading his own book

>>134726387
wtf i didn't type senpai i typed senpai

>>134725247
Makes me want to buy his book.

>>134726413
Out of state. She's not a child, should have specified. She's an adult and just doesn't drink often.

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>>134725448
Obvious shill is obvious.

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>>134725247
>muh social justice

Fuck off milo.

>>134726109
A day in the life of a leaf
>>134726461
As if he wrote it
>>134726550
It's pretty good, even if you just want to piss off liberals, worth buying.

>>134726658
They refuse to admit getting rid of degenerates IS social justice.

>>134726466
Being this much of a disgusting newfag.

>>134725247
I gave 20 or so guys gloryhole blowjobs at the porno store arcade last night. I it appears that I did more good in the world than all the other shit in this thread combined.

>>134726658
I was kind of on the alt-light train when the election started. The right sees it as a bit of a win that faggots are going conservative, but no one should be applauding insanely promiscuous faggotry with shitloads of black cock. I figured he became totally obscure after his fallout with Breitbart.

>>134726821
Welcome to nu/pol/.

>>134726824
Okay Milo calm down.

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>>134725247
I cleaned my grandmothers pole barn and turned it into a nice little shop space. Nobody is going to use it but me, so maybe it was a little selfish, but its been left in a mess since my grandpa died so I felt like putting the tools he spent his life collecting back to use is the right thing to do.

>>134725448
You bang her?

>>134726466
N E W
F A G

>>134725247
why is Milo growing payot?

>>134726684
Pissing off liberals is exactly what I want to do. I want to read it on campus in front of people.

>>134725247
I watched La La Land because my mom asked me too, it was really good

>>134725247
I offered a Uzi to my wife's son for his birthday.

Kids nowadays, go figure!

Other fellows civic nationalists on this board?

>>134727072
Is it actually nice? What did you enjoy about it?

>>134726892
Hell no. Only /pol/ could turn getting someone (an adult, again to be clear) safely to bed into something so fucked up.
>>134726623
>>134727078
This is the shill lol.

>>134727057
If you want to make liberals REALLY angry then read the Bible on a campus while wearing a MAGA hat

>>134727057
exactly. as cringy as the "LOL R U TRIGGERED" meme is, there is no better feeling that making retards mad without even having to talk to them.

>>134727319
Holy shit haha this would troll the hell out of some college kids when I was in school. All they have to do is ignore it, but they can't. Especially the pro-life displays.

I bought my girl a candy apple from the fair.
She loves candy apples.

>>134727319
I don't have a MAGA hat =(

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>>134726049
i gotchu f.amalam

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I got drunk with my dad and watched a movie, good times. We might go shooting soon. I wish we had gotten food before we got drunk but it was a good night.

>>134725448
>*my wife's daughter
FTFY

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>>134725247
Did some yardwork and shit.

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>>134726049
Classic

>>134725247
Helped a lady out when her tires blew out.gave her a ride to jew-mart so she could get new ones. Never seen on old lady so happy

>>134726304
>monsters
You pay a price for being degenerate. Being soft on them only encourages this behavior

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Reminder

>>134727220
Why not? She's just a girl. It's not like you're related.

>>134727457
The bright red hat means you're immediately noticed even in a crowded space and then their worst fears are realized, a white christian male, nothing scares a leftist more.

>>134727537
Then get one dummy, they're not hard to find

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It was my birthday this weekend. I did my whole family a favor by not killing myself.

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>>134725448
>"step-daughter"
>aka your wife's lover's black tranny son

>>134725247
>edgy poltard doing something nice for anyone
no chance

>>134727832
It was 6 quarter-half shots, so like 3 shots tops. Really didn't see it coming.
>>134727934
It doesn't matter, I have human decency and am not some short sighted 20 year old.
>>134728068
White but Irish, so kind of a nigger.

>>134725247

I fucking hate Milo as much as I hate any other degenerate.

>>134725448
>my husband's daughter

>>134727537
>he doesnt have a maga hat

>>134725247
i fucked my girl in the living room this morning

>>134727078
>wife's son.
>civic nationalist.
Pretty gud

>>134728119
Jealous he escaped the UK?

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>>134727959
Should have done it anyways, faggot
>he lacks meaning
>he doesn't have purpose in life
You deserve whatever is coming for you.

>>134727956
>>134728202
I couldn't wear a knockoff MAGA hat. It wouldn't be right.

>>134725247
that looks like a different guy though

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>>134728374

Nice try, but I do have meaning - my family. I exist to better their lives and make sure they're not victimized by this disgusting world.

Go clean your room, low-test faggot.

>>134728108
>3 shots
>fucking dead
What the fuck. Kek. I can take 7 before I even start getting the spins. Tell her tomorrow that she was drugged and she's lucky you picked her up at the right time, that she almost got raped etc. Hopefully she becomes traditionalist

>>134728341

No. He is filled with hubris. He is like a biblical tale warning of what pride can do to a man.

>>134726049
God dammit

>>134728629
Hope so. That was the most worrying thing. I'd hate for her to get sick around people who would fuck her up.

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>>134728604
>I exist to better those who have lived before me
Helping those in the past who will die in your lifetime isn't a very smart strategy. Think about the future, permeate yourself in history, create a legacy. I'm trying my hardest by studying so I might one day make a huge factory with my name on it. Making shit that takes humanity to the stars.

>>134728770
Then tell her that. She's so fucked that she might not remember anything at all. A white lie that takes her away from unplanned children or worse, herpes or HIV might save her future

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>>134725247
goyem, since we know you like WWE... we will create fake fights and shoas so we can be the victim and market our products
buy our shit goy

>>134725247
Did Milo suck his dick afterwards or did he have to dip it in chocolate first

>>134730193
underrated