why is this allowed?

Your asmrfu's a shit!
>tfw /pol/ will never find my asmrfu because she's not even white so she's all mine
feels good

>>134725220
>>134726381
ASMR waifu thread? No one beats Goodnight Moon.

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>>134726381
>because she's not even white so she's all mine
spoken like a true leaf

I bet she's latte or tingting

>>134725220
Sorry bro, I'm pelagea's boyfriend.

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>>134727201
>I bet she's latte or tingting
nope
She's black-ish but you can tell she was BLEACHED by Europeans. She speaks French. Literally a mongrel but she's very sweet.

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>>134725220

She looks a little like Dianna Agron.

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>>134725220
Yet another arab white wannabe

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>>134727911
Its Angelica. Here is her instagram https://www.instagram.com/angelicaslabyrinth/.

>>134728631
Geeze, I would have called her white. I bet she's still a mongrel to you guys kek.

>>134725220
>>fake hair
>>fake eyes

>never seen a real woman before

lol fucking virgin that shit isn't fake

>>134729064
She certainly seems to wish she was white. See /pol, not all Mongrels identify with their negro side. I don't really like her videos however, they are too loud and lazily put together.

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>>134728140
She's superior at being white than most whites

>Just like how men are superior at being women than most women

wtf is an ASMR?

>>134729590
Auto Sensory Meridian Response. Its the "tingly feeling" you get from (some)human contact. ASMR videos emulate that.

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>>134729257
She recently bleached her hair and wears contacts for her vids

Next time figure out what your'e talking about before opening your trap

>>134729709
WTF? People actually watch this shit?

>>134729716

and?

she most certainly is still white weather she uses cosmetics or not. do you have any proof she is not white?

>>134729590
Cute girls making noises that make your brain tingle. You can get some simulated attention of some kind from a female without having to go get a haircut or something. You can let it play in the background and it's like you've got some female presence in your life.
Yup I'm the creepy guy that uses ASMR this way.

>>134729851
Yes, its not so bad, but it is still pretty sad. Instead of regular human interaction, many people resort to it (especially the NEETS lol). Despite being kinda weird at first, it can still be pretty relaxing and I used to use it to help me fall asleep.

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>>134729980


me too friend, me too

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>>134729980
>Yup I'm the creepy guy that uses ASMR this way.
>leaf

>>134730124
Thats sad.

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>>134730316
>Thats sad.
You haven't even met my pillow waifu yet.

>>134729979
She's white in the sense of slavs are white

She's just larping blue eyes and blonde hair and that generally make racial purist polfags reeee

someone give me a quick rundown on asmr and link me a good video

>>134730316
Yeah it really is sad with what society is coming to. Some people even delude themselves into thinking that its better than normal human interaction. They're full of shit of course.

>>134731340
See>>134729709
Also I would recommend BlueWhisper (blonde hair blue eyed white women but she has a a bit of a lisp), GentleWhisper (Russian women- don't really like her but she pretty much put ASMR on the map so to speak), and my personal favorite was MissAsmr ( gorgeous French women with an amazing accent) I don't watch them/Asmr anymore, but they used to be my favorites. Also Ephemeral Rift is good, hes a dude though.

>>134725220
no more than porno is i guess

>>134731629
social media will truly be the death of us.

>>134731340
Put on headphones, remove distractions, and turn the volume up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0LrW74KBBM
ASMR used to be about triggering tingles via specific sounds.
Then it became a fad and every ho and their mom had to jump into the game with "girlfriend roleplay"

pelagea is pretty decent with interesting themes and unique sets, but even she pushes her sex appeal lately

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>>134729980
Poor Leaf... Holy fuck dude. Don't worry, I'm sure that you'll be assigned a wife, with some Muslim babies from her first husband.

>>134732551
kek
Yeah I guess that would be a suitable way to atone for my Islamophobia.
Man I wouldn't mind a caliphate so much as long as weed isn't haram. I'll vote for the first muslim candidate that promises to make weed halal.

>>134732551
Holy shit is that from Manchester?

>>134725220
Reminder that if you aren't watching cosmic tingles you're a little faggot bitch

>>134732891
Does England look that Nice to you?

>>134732891
Looks like Nice, France.

>>134732891
no, it was the truck of peace from nice

>>134733034
>>134733160
Oh right Manchester was a bomb wasn't it? I just can't seem to keep up with all these gosh darn terriorist attacks these days lol

>>134729851
It has nothing to do with women

I got it when I was a kid at the barbers and he used clippers to cut my hair. It's not just a "tingle" but it's hard to explain it entirely without someone also experiencing it.

Best way to imagine it is it's like a massage but it happens from a combination of auditory, visual, and physical stimulus. I kind of get tingles from clippers in asmr videos, but it's nothing like IRL when someone is actually cutting my hair.

Anyways getting back to these women. They're attention whores. ASMR has nothing to do with women, but they took over the entire ASMR thing with thousands of videos of sexual roleplay and assorted bullshit. All it's done is made it harder for me to find genuinely decent ASMR videos.

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>>134729372
>She's superior at being white than most whites
That's only in your mind Ahmed
No need to illustrate your logical fallacy with a fetish tranny picture actually

>>134731340
Here's the best I've found:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPEOYhwfuI

Here's the video that jumpstarted all this ASMR stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

>>134733365
I'm not saying ASMR is bad, but when it's not with a real person it becomes sad.

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>>134729716

>>134725220
except cloveress, she's redpilled as fuck

>>134733582
Who gives a fuck

Welcome to the internet. You're not "talking to a real person IRL" right now. How fucking sad is that?

Jesus, why are you even here?

>>134733582
It's sad as fuck, but as pathetic as it seems it's made me more comfortable talking to actual women.

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>>134732884

>>134733712
It's not the same faggot. We're just having a conversation not a fucking stimulated circle jerk.

>>134733687
wtf she unironically looks better as a negroid

>>134733929
but anon, it's a nigger they will always look ugly unless they are light brown and have european features

>>134732551
link to original?

>>134733897
Who the fuck said it isn't a circle jerk? I'm jerkin' off right now! Be a man and grab my dick and start jerkin faggot. Now fuck off pleb!

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>>134733709
>except cloveress, she's redpilled as fuck
you're basing this solely off that trump asmr video she made?

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>>134725220
Relativley speaking, going blonde and playing dressup is hardly the worst thing an ASMR girl can do.
Caroline
>BULLRINGED
Darya
>PINKED
Pastel Cutie
>MIA
stolentoilet
>PINKED

>How is ASMR legal and is this part of "their" conspiracy?
It's more likely to join porn and vidya as things they want shamed and banned.

>>134732891
Nice truck...