Alex Jones wants us to meme him

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Can anyone make a template?

I'm never good with hair and cutting out photos

>>134716677
this is actually bretty gud
>checked

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>>134716937

>you're 15 minutes into Sandy Hoax and chill and he gives you this look

bklumpf

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>>134716267
poor quality, im baked

>when you marry a hooker

>>134717473
Powerful super male vitality

>>134716267
>You're at the club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

a living meme, is this a modern version of a "holy man"?

>>134717446
This one is great.

MSM could be placed over the chicks face

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>>134716267

>>134716267
>PJW's POV

>>134717902
hahahaha

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>>134716267
$10'000 prize winner here

>>134717446
Put CNN logo on her face.

>>134716937
>>134717446
These two are great

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>>134717446

>>134717985
>you're

>>134717985
>>134718101
>Your
>also $10,000
Please don't take spelling advice from a burger.

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>>134716267
This template is better for making fun of him

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>>134718033

>>134717985
you're*

>>134718222
>But she did not

>>134717581
i was planning to tint his head orange and maybe put something about intergalactic shapeshifting demons

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>>134717473
underrated

>>134718515
winnar!

>>134716267
god, twitter is just so cancerous.
all the top comments are (((((((blue check)))))))) shills with 1k followers attempting to rip on him.

jesus christ

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>>134716267

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>>134718300
>>134718101
Stop shitting up the planet
>>134718217

>>134716415
kek'd

>>134717473
>>134718668
If you did a complete copy of Rogans logo that'd be pretty sick . that Said THE ALEX JONES SHOW - INFOWARS that'd be bredygud

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>>134716267

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AJ has been a meme for longer than he knows.

>>134717985
m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

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This thread man

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>>134716267

>>134719131
Don't post this one anymore. Use the remix that actually shows the articles he's talking about. These faggots are owned by (((Time Warner)))

>>134718049
topkek

I wish i could make memes. I sometimes get great ideas but nothing i can do on this shity tablet other than scribble over pics and crop.
I am going to have to buy a new desktop. Current one freezes up and is 32 bit piece of crap.

Anyone know any good OS's?

>>134720023
Workbench 2.0

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>>134716267
Look closely

>>134720134
Thanks lad
I will look at it

>>134717985
*your

Skip this break.

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>>134716937
>>134717446
>>134717473

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>>134716267

>>134719131
id actually listen to folk music if was like that.

>>134717492

the upsidedown eyes and mouth are pretty funny

>>134717985
>mfw never respond to the "mother will die in her sleep memes" but respond to this one
fugg my priorities are fucked

I hate this zionist shill bastard

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>>134716267

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>>134716267

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>>134722050

>>134722130
my favorite so far

Someone shoop blood over his face

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>>134716267

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>>134722170

>>134717985
fuck you

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>>134722568

>>134717985
NEVER

>>134716267
>guys someone told us to make memes of him, let's do it what he say kek Xd

That's not how memes work

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>>134717492

>>134717985
Fuck

>>134723590
Alex is a literal meme factory.

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>>134724327
Meme capitalist*

>>134716267
you cant request to be a meme and be a meme, stop feeding this culture appropriation

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>>134723970

>>134717985
NONONOONONONON

>>134716267
I don't know what this guy is smoking but that Shit needs to stay Illegal.

>>134716267
Send him some pics of him back when he used to go by the name Bill Hicks. That ought to get his attention

>>134717985
>You're

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>>134724813
Fucking burgers.

>>134724731
>That ought to get his attention

He fucking makes fun of it on his show. Well that and says Hicks was a nice guy.

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>>134716267
he's a living meme already

>>134719016

never gets old

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>>134717985
Not in my timeline.

>>134717703


Perhaps AJ aka Mr. Hicks is a prophet.... I mean he did mention turning frogs gay...

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rate

>>134718222

Found the leftist who can't meme

Damn nigger, why you gotta turd Midas the lulz

>>134716267
DONT LET IT SLIDE!!

>>134724715
>>134724715
>>134724715
>>134724715

>>134717985
God no

>>134725390

6/10

It has potential. Keep it up.

>>134725390
Saved

>>134717750
kek

>>134725637
>>134725390
Its just a quickie, I'm trying to make it to where the background is out of focus and alex's face is in contrast focused

I'm a newfag to photoshop desu

>>134716415
I need to watch that clip again for keks.

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>>134716267

>>134717985
dammit

>>134725812
Generally, the shittier it is, the more it's meme worthy.

Not shitty like leftists make, where it's not even funny or amusing or something genuine, but just terribly made and is funny because of it, because it's also genuine.

You have to understand the organic nature of the meme.

>>134724385
Source of original pls

>>134726297
>organic nature of the meme.
>AJ literally demands memes be made

>>134726697
>demands memes be made

Incorrect. He said "I think this photo will feed the memes".

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>>134726424
here you go

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Hope this helps

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>>134716267
mine's the best

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>>134716267
When the brain force kicks in.

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>>134716267

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For you, my friends. Have at it.

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>>134716267

>>134727772
fucking lel

>>134729003
It's past midnight, I have a headache, and I'm failing to push a week's worth of shit past my sphincter before I die of septic shock. Meme that you fucks.

>>134717985
>985▶>>134718101 >>134718217 >>134718300 >>134719121 >>134720351 >>134721772 >>134723033 >>134723435 >>134724111 >>134724556 >>134724813 >>134725161 >>134725582 >>134726260
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jlk

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Are you creating free advertisement that you can be exploited for? I would suggest to not put any sponsors in your memes anons.

Look at the progression: >>134727772 into >>134729284

This can be fun when bored and no happening, but don't cross the line.

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>>134728941

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>>134716267

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>>134718049

>>134729284
>opiod addict
>constipated and whinging about it

hurry up and OD

>>134718247
Kek!

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>>134730402

>>134717985
I don't think she'll be alive by then

>>134717446
>here's billy

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>>134716267
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>>134716267

>>134717225
?

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>>134717985
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>134718049
Top notch

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>>134722130
>>134722191
>always a classic.

>>134728792
Fucking Kek, saved

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I posted this on my twitter

I don't even like Alex Jones, why would I meme him?

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>>134734563
Gay Frog, Gay Fish

>>134734563
didn't stop Vic "JUST" Berger

>>134717985
NEVER
NEEEEEEEVEEEEEER

>>134717985
YOU ARE

>>134717985
AYOOO

>>134717985
>leaf

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>>134716267

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>>134716415

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>>134716610

>>134717985
Im not even a us citizen

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>>134716267
I'M NOT A REPTILIAN, YOU GODDAMN COMMIES!

>>134717985
>you're

>>134727620
newfags wont appreciate this

>>134717985
First post I've replied to in 2 months. Fuck you nigger

>>134724870
Fucking Leafs.

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sometimes I think I took too much acid at uni.

other times I don't think I took enough.

Reddit: the thread

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>>134737996
THOSE GLOBALISTS SENT ME INTO THE NTH DIMENSION. BUY MY PRODUCTS TO HELP GET ME OUT!

>>134717985
no

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>>134716267
oyyyyyyy veyyyy prepare your kippah alex jonestine your buthole is about to burn like 6 gorillion shoas

>>134733775
underbuttered toast

>>134717985
I can't let that happen.

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>>134716267

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>>134717985
Fuckin leaf

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>>134716267
Fresh OC comin through.

>>134720953

so what, just send in something about his jew wives

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>>134716267

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>>134717985

>>134717985
DAY OF THE RAKE

>>134720170
hey!!! that looks like the helix or the ring nebula......even the colors the same... short wavelength color closer to centre and longer wavelength as it gets further from the center...uuhhhmmm.... something to think about........ thanks!!!

im disappoint

wheres the snapchat dog ears?

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this place is turning into reddit.
>le implying it wasn't already reddit meme
fuck you cunt, and your autistic little brain

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>>134716267

>>134716267
Never meme someone for them

He'll get his memes
but not how he wants them

thats never how it works

>>134720023
Gentoo

how about if we meme his bankruptcy instead?
this pandering bandwagoning fuck thinks we're relevant because of him.

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Heeeeeenh
I did things....

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>>134716267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8

THA BONE BROATH

Somebody photoshop his face over Jack Nicholson in The Shining. I'm phonefagging so I can't do it myself.

>>134723590
I scrolled so long to find this post. fuck off nu/pol/

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>>134735760
>▶
kek